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>Look in the mirror >See this Wat do?

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>Look in the mirror
>See this
Wat do?
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>>715902359
>scrub face with clean cloth and hot water
>rinse with cool water
>repeat until skin is clear
same thing i did in high school when I looked like that
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>>715902359
Go buy proactive, shits too pricey for a tiny zit, or two, but it would be pretty good for this.
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>>715902359
rip
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>>715902359
go to dermatologist for accutane immediately. Learn how to use non-comedogenic makeup until then
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I'd have bolts inserted into my jaw and have a mask welded onto my face.
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>>715902359
Wonder when my acne started getting better.
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>>715902359
>peel off face skin
>rub salt on skinned face
>put skin back on
>?????
>profit
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>>715902359
Try not to eat junk food, eating habits can sometimes add to acne
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I'd be more concerned as to why i woke up so fucking fat.

Start looking for anti lipo suction tubes obviously.
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>>715902359

Start switching out pillow casings and towels more often, and cleaning face with astringents.
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>>715902359
Call the police, a fugly tries to pretend to be my reflection.
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>>715902359

You eat something that's messing with your hormone balances. Fix your diet and >>715902416
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>>715902574
Acne is caused by bacteria on your face, changing eating habits won't help; but you should probably be eating healthier anyway.

>>715902613
this might help more
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See your primary, ask for a referral to a good derm. Widespread acne like that is often caused by bacterial infections (staph) so you may ask about antibiotic cream. In the meantime, buy a bottle of high quality Tea tree Oil. Bowl of warm water, about 20 drops of Tea Tree Oil. Soak a washcloth in the bowl, apply over entire face as compress for 20min each night. This will help with the bacterial burden as well as take down the inflammation.
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>>715902703
>You eat something that's messing with your hormone balances
fairly sure OP's pic is scabies
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wylie ??
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>>715902613
This is a bacterial infection. Astringent will increase inflammation.
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>>715902359
ask myself why i'm teenaged ben affleck
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>>715902359
Go outside and fuck bitches coz sluts are ez
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>>715902820
Hm. Possibly. I was thinking that or a staph infection. I've seen both present similarly.
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Id start washing my face. Dirty little shit. Cant believe how people can be so filthy.
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Fuck a hooker
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Also, staph lives in your nostrils. So don't forget to treat around your nose with the TTOil.
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>>715902939
If it's staph that bad dude is fucked
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>>715902359
I would probably an hero
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>>715902359
Chicken Pox
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>>715902549
Nobody cared so I was until I put in the mask
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>>715902359
Get a prescripion treatment for acne. It has nothing to do with your food, weight or hygene. It has all to do with hormones, but there are effective treatments, so get it.
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Cutting an aloe vera plant and rubbing the gel onto the affected skin works wonders. It isn't called the miracle plant for nothing.
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>>715902359
Go to a dermatologist
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>>715902359
Get an rx for Accutane, liver damage be damned.
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>>715902359
Remove eyes.
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>>715902359
roaccutan
100% acne is gone after that
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>>715903207
What does this do?
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Put on the mask.
And you should probably... just probably PROfit!
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>>715902359
Id kill myself i cant stand super ugly people who don't even make an effort to take care of themselves.
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>>715902359
Go see a dermatologist then a dietitian then start going to the gym every other day.
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>>715903350
Are you less inclined to hate ugly people if it's obvious they made an effort?
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>>715902752
But acne is also affected by hormones, and food can cause changes in hormones. In particular, milk and dairy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2zinb7QM8
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How healthy do you eat bro?....if you eat a bunch of junk it might be time to change
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>>715902359

an hero
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>>715902359
First of all... Id scrub really hard until I get all the dirt out of the pours of skin. Wash with a good soap. Steam face again to open pours then close with cold water.

Was bed sheets clothes etc. Tidy up room and use anti bacterial wipes on all surfaces. Throw keyboard mouse and controllers away.

I hate people who cant look after themselves. No woman will ever go near that smelly little boy.
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>>715903617
What exactly should I scrub with?
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>>715902359
Start eating fresh fruit and veg, rice, pasta and legumes.
Stop eating greasy shitty food.
Lentils are cheap motherfucker.
A billion poor people in India are still alive because of this.
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>>715903350
Dude, the guy is an alpha male.
Dont be rude alpha males dont give a shit.
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>>715903465
Absolutely, i mean of course there are somethings you cant change even with extremes like surgery but being a fat pizza face looking slob who probably owns nothing but tshirts and sweatpants isnt helping this guys situation.
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Grab a roll of paper towel and glass cleaner and have the time of my life my exploding zits all over the bathroom mirror. Do you think I should record it if if one of them has a hard core and bounces off? That would most definitely be /b/ ylyl.
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>>715902359
Drink a cup a water every hour to flush out the grease in my body. Then wash my fucking face.
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>>715903731
India has one of the highest rates of diabetes in the world
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Buy some SEABREEZE
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>>715904327
Well duh, it has 10 billion fucking people you fucking faggot bitch
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>>715902703
Assuming this is acne, it may be genetic. I've got shit genes and get a ton of acne. A trip to my general doctor basically fixed it over the course of 2 months.
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>>715902359
cut the sugar in your diet. Too much sugar can cause acne or make it very much worse. But out all soft drinks and sweet stuff for a couple of months see if it makes a difference.
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>>715902359
Start over.
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>>715904327
No it doesnt faggot post proof from a reputable source or get the fuck out of here with your bullshit lies
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>>715904650
>ive got shit jeans

Good luck being selected by a female you low life beta boy. You will be lucky if some fat chick settles for you.
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>>715902359

Sit my greasy ass down and go back to being a 4chan moderator
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>>715902359
#100 grit sandpaper. Use thoroughly, and start all over again.
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Feel relieved that that faggot mirror finally matured enough to stop fucking copying me all the time and just be itself for a change.
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>>715902359
go to war
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>>715902359
say "wow it's a clear skin day"
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>>715902359
This guy browses /b/

There was a thread posted with this same picture where he once replied with an updated photo including timestamp. I know one of you fuckers has the thread saved.
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If I would look like that.
> Grow neckbeard
> buy fedora
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>>715902359
tell your mom to stop spitting your dads cum on your face while you're sleeping.
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>>715902359
Hide that shit even with out the pimples
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>>715902820
as someone who has had scabies, that is definitely not scabies bro. OP would fucking know if he had scabies as well. Thats not shit that you let get that ugly without literally peeling your own face off with a knife in hopes of getting rid of it.
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>>715902359
Save Kvatch!
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>>715904471
Total population has zero to do with 'rate' though, retard.
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>>715902359
Isotretinoin, google that shit
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>>715902359
you dun' fucked up son, you never should have let it get so bad.
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>>715904471
>>715904765
>Poo in the loos got triggered hard.
Kek
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>>715902359
I think girls with acne are cute. There probably are girls who think boys with acne are cute too. So dont worry op.
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>>715908863
>There probably are girls who think boys with acne are cute too
no
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>>715902549
Handsome jack style
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>>715908863
how the actual fuck are red flesh mountains filled with pus attractive? you absolute monster.
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>>715908863
Well, under the acne she looks cute. I'd probably take the chance with her in hopes that it clears up.
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>>715909222
>a-anon you dont think im pretty?
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>>715909436
Fuck off. She looks much better with acne. Most girls do.
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I don't think the dude in OPs pic has acne, acne doesn't blister like that or cover that much area that uniformly, it's some other type of bacterial infection or allergic reaction
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>>715902359

>"Hey there smooth skin'
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>>715902359
>>715902416

And clean your DAMN pillow case
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Contact dermatologist
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Don't use birdshot when trying to kill yourselves.
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Roaccutane or whatever the hell its called where you live
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>>715902582
>Start looking for anti lipo suction tubes

What the fuck are you trying to say, faggot? Do you know how words work?
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>>715912673

You mean fire ?
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>>715902359
>rape
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>>715902359
You poor fucker
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>>715913000
Trips nigga
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>>715909991
this is a whole new type of fetish i havent seen on this site before
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>>715902359
I would stop rubbing pizza all over my face every day. Why would someone even do that? It makes no sense.
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