If you could fuck any video game girl who would it be?
Tiny Kong makes my dick harder than diamond!!
Tetra
>>715900517
good choice
>>715900722
Awesome pic
>>715900286
zelda, i love her green hat/outfit ;)
Nowi
10/10, would live forever with and resire the manakete race
Mei, she looks so soft
>>715901110
>>715901139
Hell yea
>>715901202
An asari
>>715900286
>>715900447
If Tiny Kong ate the entirety of DK's banana hoard, how big do you think her turd would be?
>>715901779
Imposter Iosefka. Crazy is appealing
rosalina from mario
or misha from ar tonelico
Game Over Gruntilda
>>715900286
Any Little Sister from Bioshock
And Toadette
>>715902521
Damn.. that's fucking hot!
>>715900286
my face when I saw this thread
>>715902555
I can definitely relate.
>>715902716
Ruby and Sapphire had some good fapbait. May, Flannery, Phoebe, the Beauty NPC, good lord
>>715902618
ny nibba
>>715902555
>>715902942
This one is all mine though.
>>715902942
Asari are nothing more then sexual objects for the galaxy. Breeding with alien races always gives another little Asari, ready to guzzle more cum.
Sable from animal crossing
>>715903150
I couldn't agree more
>>715903150
Don't talk about Liara that way.
>>715903107
MINE
>>715903311
>>715903267
I would make Liara choke on my cock for an, always pulling out before I cum as I see tears come down her eyes because I stole her from Shepard. And then I would load her mouth up with my cum as she holds it like a bowl with her mouth and she knows she can't swallow it until I leave the room (whenever that will be) or else I she will have to spend the next night with two krograns who fuck so hard she forgets how to even say the word REAPER!
>>715903774
you nigger. i'll kill you.
>>715903815
Bitch Please.. She ain't no Shadow Broker..
But you could I brok'her with my dick!!!!!
Im surprise you still like her now that my dick been in her.
>>715904071
She's one of my Shepard's best friends. You haven't and you will not touch her unless you treat her right.
>>715904013
I guess this is our thread now.
>Claim your Mass Effect waifus.
>One per anon.
>>715904263
Then i'm claiming Tali
>>715904150
By treat her right you mean break her mind so she craves nothing but cock? You know it!!
Might as well call teh game Cock-Effect
In a fucking heartbeat
>>715904150
>Implying she and Feron weren't fucking while you were a corpse
>>715904321
I will nuke your existence.
>>715904384
One thing I do know is that Feron is a gentleman.
>>715904315
>>715904321
I think I'm winning.
>miranda is best waifu
I've always loved her.
>>715904548
Coco a cute, and the only furry character i have ever had a crush on
>>715904315
Sure, but she's a one off. By the time your sperm hit any part of her body she breaks into a infection.
>>715904388
>>715904533
and lets be Honest here, Miranda was made (literally made) to be the perfect sex object through genetic manipulation. She's a designer baby, designed perfectly for the dick
>>715904711
After you bang her a few time, her body is used to you, and you can bang with impunity
>>715904773
ya, but you have to fuck her in a clean room or be really into a latex suit fetish.
>>715904711
Her body is perfect, but I think her vulnerability, compassion, and loyalty are a lot sexier. That accent helps too.
>>715904835
Not really, She and shep have had sex without her suit. After the party, her suit was put back on wrong after she and Shep went at it
>>715904978
there's so much of that dlc i haven't seen. i think i only went through it with my main shep and my main girl.
>>715905115
Citadel is a lot better than people give it credit for
>>715905226
It was fantastic. I loved having those interactions with everybody. That dlc gets me so emotional.
>>715905364
>It's been a good run
>The best
>>715905419
I was happy I got to spend more time with Miranda. Dying sucks man. A hell of a way to go though.
>>715905609
Nah, Shep survived, fuck the synthetics, I have a quarian to marry
>>715905609
Dying did suck, good thing Im here to snatch Liara up
>>715904339
This.
Or Rikku
>>715905647
So you picked destroy?
>i like how we're having a casual conversation while posting porn
>>715905686
Garrus is under strict orders to shoot anyone who tries to hurt Liara. He'll shoot your balls and then shoot your face.
>>715905838
Of course I did. I'm not done living, and after the way they parted, I couldn't leave Tali alone
>>715905890
EDI felt like a daughter to me. I had to solve the problem once and for all, so I chose synthesis.
>>715900286
Hey OP, did you think that this would turn into a mass effect thread when you started this?
>>715900722
Worthy of dubs.
>>715905838
Garrus is dead you fool, at least on the inside. So distraught over Shepard death that he took to drinking.
Plus how is Liara going to call for help with my cock in her throat
>>715906036
I choose to believe that the Catalyst was lying, because losing ALL the geth after workin my ass off to save everyone feels like a kick in the nuts, and EDIs loss is just retarded
>>715904339
Would it be worth becoming infected with the zombie aids thing?
>>715906151
Then there's Jack, Kasumi, Zaeed, Samara, Grunt, Wrex, EDI, and Kaiden to fuck you up.
>>715906177
I don't know. My Shepard was willing to take a leap of faith (literally) at the end. I hated to leave Miranda all alone, but I'd like to think this started happening a few years after I was gone.
>pic related
>>715900286
Lara
Miranda
Liara
Ashley
Bastila
Elizabeth
Morrigan
Leliana
Izabela
Ellie
Ellie
Sarah
That redhead Ezio fucks
little sisters
Eleanore
Clementine
Uriel
All the draeneis girls
those 2 draenei twin demon bosses in sunwell plateau
Trish
Kyrie
Kaldwin empresses, regardless of youth
Alyx
Elika
Kaileena
Shahdee
that girl, that stands next to the bunch of guys playing some kind of holochess in 2nd town in Rage
Visas
Mission
Nightsong
Ashara
Vette
Katha Niar
that prominent woman from Shadow of Revan expantion to TOR
main female characters from Vampire: masquarade: bloodlines
Widowmaker
Mercy
Symerta
Pharah
Sombra
D'Va
Thats what i can come up with off the top of my head
Triss Merigold.
The magical disolving outfit makes one diamonds.
>>715906431
Tali doesn't have any beliggerent sexual tension with anyone if she's with Shepard, though. She's alone after he dies
>>715906431
Puh-Lease, they won't even realize that the mysterious "Shadow Broker" is gone.
But don't worry too much about Liara, I won't fuck with her for long, because after 9 months or so when she gives birth to shepherd child (because in my game it was her they fucked) she will have to have sloppy seconds when the little Asari struggles to slurp my dick with her tiny blue lips.
>History will remember Shepard as a cuck!
>>715906590
shes a book character, not game character
>>715906600
I don't understand what you're saying. Plus, in my game Garrus and Tali get together.
>>715906612
>they won't even realize that the mysterious "Shadow Broker" is gone
I'm pretty sure they will since they're all friends and they saved the universe together and now everyone is one with the force (synthesis).
>>715904548
Crash has a smoking hot sister, although Tawna is also very hot!
>>715906743
if u fuck tali, she ends up with no1 after shepards death
>>715906931
ok. i didn't say anything about tali in that first comment >>715906431 tho.
>>715906683
Ha, I suppose that's right.
>>715906743
If you and Tali form a relationship, she is left alone if you die. She and Garrus only hook up if you aren't with her, and she has no love interests outside of Shep and Garrus.
I choose to leave Shep alive for her sake, given that the only person she really has left is Raan
[spoiler]Who's voice actor comes up a lot more than I expect. She was in the game Destiny, and she was in that shitty X-Men: The Last Stand[/spoiler]
HOTS Chromie. Or any female from HOTS, really, Blizz's HOTS art team is so fucking based
>>715907109
Oh, I didn't know you were the one talking to me. I get it.
>>715907236
Plus, given how extensive Cerberus's reconstructive surgery on Shep was, there's no saying who he can impregnate. Maybe he and Tali can have a little half breed or something.
Miranda can't. Which I feel bad for, she got fucked the day she was born because her father is an egomaniacal cunt
Whatever version, shadow or not.
Shadow seems to be more slutty anyways.
Ayla
>>715907375
Yeah, Miranda deserved better. I'd like to think Jack takes care of her though. In my mind, Shepard's death changed how they felt about one another. Shepard was close to them both.
>>715907554
Well, at least she doesn't have to worry about having a child if she's in a lesbian relationship.
>>715907375
impregnate? What r u, stupid?
U choose control ending, u make yourself a human-size avatar to interacts with humanoids with reaper tech and live forever without the need for children.
>>715907693
Why would you? In the Control ending, Shepard is dead. What's left in control even says that Shepard is dead, so why would it bother?
Besides, if you just kill the reapers you don't have to worry
>>715907672
This series was so fantastic.
>>715900286
Elena from SFIII. No doubt.
>>715901176
This.
Or Mercy.
>>715907918
>>715907791
subtitles say "Shepard", when reaper talks about infinity and immortality. Hologram says "ull control the reapers", so theres supposedly "u" left to infer your will and since the reapers fly away, u do control them, instead of them taking u over. The death is, based on this, more of a way of saying the quality and life of Shepard is no longer, as it transcended to be reapers, who r not alive, cuz they r robots.
>>715907791
MOAR TALI
>>715907958
I wish I could git gud at Mei, but she's such a high level of skill to be good at her.
Mercy, thankfully, is much easier to play
>>715907918
It really was. It had it's hiccups, but in the end, I actually loved it.
I'm not playing Andromeda, because the entire time, my mindset will be "This isn't Shepard. Where's Shepard"
>>715902521
I'm more of a dawn person <3
>>715900286
i have a thing for anthro monkeys too
>>715908102
Exactly. I don't really care about Mass Effect without Shepard.
>>715908118
Game Freak has a way of creating top quality waifus
>>715908102
>>715908195
Play Andromeda. Its like Star Wars - no1 is bothered that its not Luke in all the movies or games.
It might be a tall order to create a universe to expand upon, instead of character thats merely in a setting, but im gonna play it. I might not necessarily pay, but ill play
>>715908362
The difference is that I am Shepard. I was never Luke.
>>715908524
but u mightve been Revan. Or Kyle.
>>715908362
It won't have any of the characters we know and love, in any form. It won't be in the same fucking universe.
The worst part, the way they set it up, they don't have to choose what the fuck happened at the end of 3, which bothers me most of all
>>715908591
>>715908591
Do you know what Mass Effect is? You ARE Shepard. You become him/her. It becomes personal quite fast.
>>715908642
2 didnt have liara, ashley, kaidan or wrex. 3 didnt have wrex, miranda, thane.
>>715908747
Thats why its called "mass effect", not "space shepard"?
>>715908642
also i take it u play no other game, since they have no characters u love from other games
>>715908854
The fuck are you on about? 2 and 3 had those characters
Did you even play the game? Hell, Liara was playable in 2, and Wrex was playable in 3
>>715909007
they were playable, if u payed and they were merely a mention otherwise, u shit
>>715909090
>they were playable, if u payed and they were merely a mention otherwise, u shit
But that's not what you said, you fucking tard. Every single team mate shows up in every game unless you kill them. Whether they were playable or not doesn't matter, and who fucking cares if they appeared in DLC? Fucking pirate it
>>715909216
whatever, cuck - they were a passing implement, like solo was in the force awakens. They r not there for significance
I want to fuck too many
>>715909327
if they were on some video screen on the news, would that count as "having favourite characters in?
>>715902725
This your first five minutes of being here?
>>715909327
>Reduced to petty insults and ad hominem
>Han, a passing implement in TFA
>Not there for signifigance
>Liara is the fucking Shadow Broker, one of your most influential allies
>Wrex is the leader of the Krogan
>Thane gives his life to save the Councilor
>Ashley and Kaiden rejoin your team
>Miranda is critical in you hunting down Leng
Jesus christ, just admit you are wrong
fem-anon Link
>>715901110
Not sure if complete fucking retard or doing this to intentionally piss me off.
Any of the significant partners in Dragon's Dogma, except Quina
>Mercedes
>Aelinor
>Madeline
>Selena
>>715909559
>who called who "tard" 1st?
>liara is the broker, if u pay and also only in 3. Otherwise shes a broker on Illium
>Wrex sits on his ass in 1 spot on 1 planet and u get to talk to him twice
>Thane is a set piece
>Ashley and Kaidan join u only in 3
>Miranda is a set piece too, unless u pay for citadel
Jesus Christ, just admit u r wrong
>>715909761
>autism
>>715909876
So, by your logic, if a character isn't an active member of your team, they may as well have not been in the game at all? Fucking kill yourself
Midna.
>>715909938
by my logic, if they r reduced to a set piece, a mention or a picture, they r not a big part of THE GAME.
Fuckin kill yourself
>>715910073
But they're still part of the game, they are still important characters. What the fuck is wrong with you
>>715909825
Good taste.
This little slut
>>715910251
Mercedes a cute, would gently bully until she cries, then comfort her
>>715910117
wtf is wrong with u? U r not gonna play a game, that doesnt have your beloved characters? Where did u get the beloved characters from and how come u play any other game?!
They r sidequests u can skip or events that can happen anyway regardless of their presence. U barely interact with them, they r not a part of the playing, they r a part of setting in which u play in. They r no longer active, they r passive
>>715910361
But they're still there. They still have a presence, and are important to the story.
>>715910512
they r so important, that they can be replaced, or removed and the game continues. Again - if they get mentioned on the in-game news, r they "in the game"?
Either of these two, really
this slut until my dick suffers from pain
>>715900286
ayyy lmabump
this whore and allow friends to use her too
My first pick would be Saber if she counts otherwise trip from Enslaved.
I wanna fuck Coco