Friend passed out drunk. Trips decides.

Leave em be

shoe on head

>>715898165

sharpie in pooper

>>715898165
rape him

Wedgie

>>715898165
push bat down and let it hit him

>>715898165
Hit him with that baseball bat

Chop his dick off

>>715898165
Put your dick in his mouth

>>715898394
Reroll

Put his dick in your mouth

put his dick in your mouth

Record yourself murdering them, and raping them afterward. Post video here.

>>715898165
Get naked and spoon until he wakes up.
Then whisper into his ear "I can't hold my feelings back anymore".

pee on bed make him think he peed it

>>715898442
Roll

>>715898480
Roll

Step 1: Put ketchup on a knife
Step 2: Pour ketchup on his shirt
Step 3: Put knife in his hand
Step 4: Wake him frantically asking him why he would kill himself and that help is on the way
Step 5: Profit

>>715898499
Dammit.
Why couldn't he have said dubs.
This woulda been great.

>>715898442
Rolling again

trips?
if dubs leave 4chan

>>715898165
Put his hand in warm water so he pees himself

>>715898165
Give him a blanket and comfy pillow and tuck him in.

>>715898566
FUCK!
The dubs are real.

>>715898638
reroll

Nut all over his ass and take a picture of it, print it out and tape it on the wall next to his head

swastika on forehead

>>715898629
this

>>715898665
One off.
Damn.

>>715898702
Re roll

1. Pour moisturizer in cup (finger full)
2. Heat it for 7 seconds
3. Pour it on his face
4. Pull your dick out and starting rubbing it
5. Shout "I love the way you look when you're sleeping"

>>715898442
Rolling

>>715898499
Reroll

>>715898499
Let's try again.

Shit on him

>>715898702
This.

>>715898750
Roll

>>715898165
Tie your shoe laces together

>>715898665
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck reroll

>>715898750
Reroll

take as hit on his stupid face

>>715898750
Rerolling

>>715898165
suck his dick and post pics

>>715898750
Roll for this

>>715898499
And again.

>>715898750
Trips

>>715898750
Rollit

OP here, come on faggots. Hurry up and get the gets so I CAN FUCK HIM UP

>>715898552
autistic

>>715898854
you good friend?

>>715898750
Damn it, roll

>>715898877
Roll

>>715898750
What are you 12 ?

Poop on his head and post the video

ITT: People who think OP will actually deliver. Sigh

>>715898905
take a massive shit on his head

Roll timestamp into a ball, lube up, and put it inside him

>>715898750
Give trips

>>715898887
Another one off, and it'd have been quads.

>>715898905
Well if you'd have accepted dubs, we'd be set already.

>>715898165
dirty sanchez

>>715898862
reroll

>>715898750
Give me trips

Antique the fucker

Omg fuck me bby

wake him up with a bat to the dome

>>715898750
Triple

>>715898750
gimme da trips

Brush his teeth with toothpaste on yo dick

>>715898480
Roll

>>715899000
Winrar

>>715898999
pleb

>>715898968
Roll

>>715898999
MOTHER FUCKING WINRAR NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>715898999
Boom!

Shave his hair off and then draw a swastika on his head

>>715898999
>>715899000
Double trips OP ya gotta do both

>>715898999
Winrar

>>715899000
HEYOO

>>715899000
WINRAR

SIT IN HIS MOUTH

>>715898999
WINRAR
>>715899000
so close

>>715898999
Oh fuck trips
leggo

>>715898750
autistic and gay
sums up the today /b/

>>715898999
winrar

>>715898999
>>715899000
Two wonrars

>>715899066
Dubble oh dubs confirms

Op better deliver

>>715899066
check'd

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All these (You)'s

op will delivar for sure

>>715899172 (You)

OP here, wait for deliveries

Set dick on fire

While we wait, we should compare dicks and how well they look.

>>715898165
Stack stuff on top of them until it reaches the ceiling

>>715898165
SHAVING CREAM OR SOMETHING SIMILAR IN HAND
TICKLE FACE
POST VIDEO

>>715899275
roll

>>715899222
More trips

>>715899275
rollington

>>715899275
Two people already won

>>715898165
do something, you faggot

>>715899275
ROLLI

>>715899275
It's over already, faggot

>>715899327
who?

Fuck him in the ass

>>715899275
gay

>>715899378
The fuck you mean? The trips you dumbass

>>715899378
>Autism Detected

>>715899405
shut up, autistic fag

>>715899502
>>715899405
>>715899393
>>715899364
where? what trips?

>>715899543
This faggot can't even pay attention, so autistic

>>715899405
>>715899502
baited this easily, fuck off newfags

>>715899594
lol

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>>715899601
>Not realizing reverse baiting

kys newbert

>>715899601
nigga

>>715899601
haha I baited your bait idiot get fucked retard.

>>715899601
You got reverse baited, autist

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>>715899601
got em

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>>715899601

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>>715899690
>>715899670
>>715899659
>>715899653
>>715899601
>>715899594

>>715899381
rolly polly fuck that holly

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>>715899601
Jeez anon

>>715899670
>>715899690
>>715899731
>>715899732
>>715899757
so many ratards (three of them), lol

>>715899814

I mean 5

>>715899850
Low quality bait

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>>715899731
>>715899690
>samefagging this hard.
>calling people newfag

OP gonna fkn deliver or what?

Better hit him on the fucking head OP i swear to god.

>>715899860
lowest quality bait ever

>>715899814
ahahaah baited, fag

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>>715899792

>>715899860
>>715899916
taking the bait

>>715899881
OP here, I hate /b/

cum on his neck

>>715899951
Took the reverse bait

>>715899951
Baited again

>>715899970
Bait?

>>715899951
You took it

>>715899977
No

>>715899953
How about you suck me off faggot?

>>715899970
>>715899977
>>715899984
>>715899997

Samefagging this hard

>>715900014
I hate /b/ and I'm the guy whos indirectly responsible for banana

OP POST PROOF

put his hand in a cup of warm water and then piss on his crotch. it will make him think he pissed himself.

>>715900093
OP aint gonna deliver

>>715899939
Holy shit

>>715899939
this is my fetish

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>>715899792
>>715899797
>>715899807
>>715899814
>>715899850
>>715899860
>>715899879
>>715899881
>>715899910
>>715899916
>>715899938
>>715899939
>>715899951

>>715900187
inb4 your friend wakes up and sees your balls hanging out

So OP isn't going to deliver?

>>715900150
I hope we never meet
I'm girl btw

>>715900302
Tits or GTFO

>>715900187
do you get off on this?

>>715900302
im not into actually shit but it turns me on WATCHING girls shit.

>>715900187
op has no balls confirmed

>>715900321
I'm not making a thread retard

>>715900302
post anus bb grill

>>715900452
post yours first

>>715900427
Please show anus grill

Why won't OP deliver?

>>715898499
please make it happen

>>715900482
prove you're worth enough to see my beautiful ass, post your pic with timestamp

>>715900566
gay and childish

>>715900533
>expecting op to deliver in 2016
lul

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>>715900479

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>>715900582
Reverse search this. It's me from last week

>>715900349
Oh someone is actually eating the poo poo. Dr. Martin Ssempa is discusted

>>715900644
no timestamp, faggot

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>>715900479
its a little old

OP was a huge faggot

>>715900734
fag

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>>715900289
>>715900330
>>715900187
>>715900281

UPDATE:

he woke up and saw my balls but went back to sleep after a bit. this is the closest thing to a bat i could find.

>2016
>expecting OP to deliver
kek

>>715900808
hook me up with your friend anon, he seems cute

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>>715900798

>>715900890
shut up fagit

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I've never posted on /b/ before even though I spend all my free time here. here's my problem.
my gf went on a business trip. she took our dildo with her.
I know she bi like most women.
I'm angry and go to a nearby park.
I see a man pissing
I say I saw you pissing over there!
He is drunk and says congratulations

I know that some of my actions might seem autistic. does knowining it make me autistic? pls respond

>>715900808
Then do the moisturizer prank now

OP didn't deliver

>>715900965
OP here, sauce on that?

Get a bunch of girls to start sucking his dick all at the same time and then have them call him the king when he wakes up. Have them say "would the king like his dick sucked?" That'll prank him haha!

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>>715901213
>>715901572
>>715901149
he didn't wake up...
he's passed out pretty good.
any more ideas?
>>715900808

>>715901828
replace with semen

>>715901828
Microwave it more until it's more like cum

>>715901828
put something in his mouth

>>715898442
Roll

>>715898480
This roll

>>715898442
rolling

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>>715901915
>>715901828
>>715901919
>>715901920

lay your ballsack on his face

blow his dick

>>715901828
I keked

>>715902215
>>715902473
faggots.
lemme guess you two are white twenty-something virgins.

>>715902207
Rub hot sauce into his upper lip

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>>715902883
>>715902207

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>>715902883
>>715903184

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>>715902883
>>715903184
>>715903225

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>>715902883
>>715903251

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>>715903279
LOL HE WOKE UP

IT WENT IN HIS NOSE

>>715903423
Knock him out and do more shit to him

>>715903805
roll

>>715903805
roll

Update?

His friend died, after killing op with hot sauce.
Rolling for hot sauce

>>715898165
Make him choccy milk

>>715900644
are you from Addington Christchurch.

>>715898165
Leave him alone and go to bed

stop being a faggot op. do the right thing, kill him

Whip out dick and yell it's time!

>>715898165
rape

>>715908322
Ha!