Cocaine and pornography

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>>715894826
He doesn't need to and he doesn't trust executives anymore really. He did just do SNL though.

>>715894671
that's really nice.

I'm gonna leave, i have more grinding to do in GTA online. enjoy ur porn guies

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pootytang

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>>715895009
What's nice? GTA has an online thing now?

>>715895098
a time capsule, for your buddy.

yeah, it's been since 2013. of course the money making methods were severely nerfed, so you have to grind just to get stuff. I dont know why, rockstar are dumdums.

>>715894988
Oh yeah, I heard about that, forgot all about it. The SNL skit was amazing though, arguably the best he did in years since he stopped doing his show.

>>715895098
Yep, since 2013, unless you count GTA 4's multiplayer modes.

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Louis CK's greatest contribution to humanity.

>>715895223
Yeah, my mom has his ashes at her house. I still get upset when I think about him sometimes.

They probably did that so people don't just kill each other to get their shit.

>>715895288
It's the only thing he's done like that since his show ended. It was okay. Tom Hanks's episode where he was David S. Pumpkins was significantly better.

fgs

>>715895871
Hi

>>715895956
Whats up

>>715896031
Not much, just watching Sons of Anarchy. You?

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Currently watching batman

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>>715896466
Which one?

>>715896139
bored watching porn waiting to put on my new bigger ballstreatcher

>>715897081
Ok then, what kind of porn we talking here? The fake moany shit or amateur homemade stuff?

>>715897208
fake monay shit is gr8

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>>715896534
Begins. Just finished actually. Now watching Harry Potter.

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>>715897567
I've never seen Harry Potter.

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Waddup, bitches?

>>715898070
your noose hopefully

>>715898094
Right about now actually.

>>715898070
What up Slut!

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>>715898070
Listening to Bob Ross and thinking about the desert.

>>715898155
You could put a mistletoe on it to make it look festive

>>715898195
I am not a slut.

>>715898196
Cool man.

>>715898203
Yeah, that'd be fuckin sick.

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>>715897451
>fake monay

>>715898070
You know well whaddup. ;)

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>>715898230
It's hella cool. All day today I was picturing in my mind the Mojave covered in snow.

>>715898230
Well I tried. Goodnight /b/

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>>715898331
Damn right son.

>>715898388
Sounds rad, dude.

>>715898409
D for effort.

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>>715898469
It is rad.

>>715898469
Plot twist: I'm on adderall I'm not actually going to bed. Sorry I lied guys

On that note however I would like to commemorate you in your most rockin of booties miss

>>715899057
Thank you.

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>>715898469
Ya know if you lived closer I'd give ya the ol' wide sassooge if you get what I mean

>>715900359
I'm sure you would.

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>>715900412
Just for the sake of curiosity, where do you live?

>>715900438
ATL, and I fucking hate it.

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>>715900462
Come move to Washington, it's rainy and bleak and always overcast and people here are as deep as puddles.

I'm also lonely.

>>715900541
I want snow. Move to the Colorado mountains with me so we can get high both literally and figuratively.

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Washington? Feh. Colorado is disgusting.

>>715900629
I just want weed and solitude in the mountains with my animules.

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>>715900578
I might take you up on that offer, I need a change of scenery and I'm pretty sure it's easy as fuck to get a job there.

>>715900675
Oh, I'm going to start my own business there once I've saved up enough from welding. I'll have an arms and armor store. I'm currently making chainmail, and will be doing blacksmithing in the future. So you needn't worry about a job.

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>>715900657
Colorado is extremely expensive and you can get weed in California. Cali also has every kind of environment you could possibly want in one area. Forest, desert, plains, ocean, all within a couple of hours of each other. The cost of living isn't outrageous, there's jobs aplenty, and not a housing shortage like there is in Colorado.

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>>715900740
Bruh I could totally get into that, I've done aluminum casting stuff and some CNC machining, I don't have much background in smithing but we're definitely in the same ballpark.

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Also year round Mushrooms and LSD.

>>715900804
>cost of living in California not outrageous
Bullshit. California has some of the highest cost of living out of any state. I want to be alone in the frigid mountains where I can hunt and gather food for myself in my log cabin, and get stoned after a hard day's work tending to my animals and metalworking.

>>715900852
Sick, man. Unfortunately, I have my eye on another boy, but perhaps we could make something work?

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>>715900928
If you want to live in a major city or very close to a major city then yes, the cost of living is quite high. However, living out in the boonies, and especially in some of the mountain ranges, is rather cheap. The Tehachapi mountains are gorgeous, not very populated, and relatively inexpensive.

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>>715900928
AWWW MANNNN

Just when I thought things were lookin up

>>715901061
But is there large game to hunt, and tons of snow?

>>715901079
I'm sorry. I forgot to mention it.

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And again, Colorado is extremely expensive and has a housing shortage.

>>715901120
Yes. They're mountains, they've got standard mountainy bullshit.

>>715901191
No, fuck that. Their gun laws are retarded. I want to live in an area with I can go in the back yard and shoot a fucking .50 BMG rifle.

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>>715901247
That is legitimately one of the dumbest reasons to choose to live in a state that is significantly more expensive to live in than another state that has basically the same laws, offers more by way of things to do, space, etc. and is significantly cheaper to live in. Yes, guns are the thing that should stop you from moving somewhere, because, you know, you can totally afford to build and maintain a gun collection in addition to paying outrageous taxes and purchasing things that are significantly more expensive than in other states.

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>>715901730

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>>715901752
Yeah, just dismiss any criticism because that's the way you grow as a person. You've clearly fully matured and have enough experience living in the real world to have a firm grasp on issues like taxes, gun control, and the cost of living.

>>715901940
Fuck you, you retarded lunatic. This is about personal freedoms. I'm sick and tired of your bullshit. That's why I dismissed your idiocy. You're a stupid fuck who needs the stay the fuck out of my business. Fuck off and die.

>>715900343
You are welcome

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>>715902029
Sure, because your alleged personal freedoms are totally gonna be the issue when you're living on a mountain top in Colorado making your millions of dollars making and selling medieval armor and weaponry, because that's a legitimate dream that's totally a thing that's gonna happen. You always hear those success stories of people who got into the medieval armor and weaponry market that are just rolling in so much money they don't know what to do with it. Cause that's a thing that's happened so many times. The demand for medieval armor and weaponry is so high and the supply is so low that just anybody can get into it. Being practical is totally for sellouts and always pursue your dreams no matter how stupid they are.

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Dude I had to go make some popcorn this shit is getting spicy

>>715902302
I never said I was going to stop welding, retard. I just said I was moving to Colorado. And don't you dare say some shit like "oh, but you were implying", no, fuck off.

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>>715902795
> I'm going to start my own business there once I've saved up enough from welding. I'll have an arms and armor store.

I don't have to say you were implying because you outright stated that is what you were going to do.

>>715902302
>>715902795
Also, I've already determined that my first job is going to be as a mechanic, and I'm soon going to go to school for welding, and I'll have blacksmithing, chainmail making, and perhaps leatherworking. Of course, I'll be making practical things too, and be open for commissions. So stop being a fucking retard, and again, stay the fuck out of my business

>>715902903
>literally ignoring the exact words I stated
I never. Said. I was going to stop welding. Fucking idiot.

WHERE IS THE FUCKING PORN JESUS CHRIST

SHUT UP FAGGOTS AND POST MORE ANIMAL DICKS

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Just because I already know what you're going to do, James, here's a preemptive reaction for your exceedingly stupid comments. Good night.

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>715903144
Hey wait you, got steam?

>>715903179
Yee. Check the email field for my Steam.

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>>715903234
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>>715902910
You haven't even gotten your certification in welding and you expect to be able to get certified, learn leather working, learn metal forging, make chainmail, afford to purchase all the tools you'll need to do all of these things, then move to one of the most expensive states to live in, get a shop big enough to house all these things as well as a house, and establish yourself as a maker of high quality yet totally affordable goods before you're dead? THEN in addition to all of this, build and maintain a gun collection?

>>715902959
I literally, LITERALLY NOT FIGURATIVELY, quoted your exact words in this post right here >>715900740

Way to go, numb nuts. You sure showed me with your superior experience living on your own, paying bills, and etc. You're 19 if I remember correctly, I guess you're just a complete genius that has experienced significantly more than a person that has lived on their own and paid their own way for significantly longer than you've even been able to even have a driver's license.

>>715903330
Fare thee well this night.

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And now I'm talking about arson with Kaybe. It's literally the perfect crime.

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>>715903429
Bruh you gotta chillax, slam back a few whiskey's and have a smoke ffs

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All of our conversations end up with a discussion of arson.

>>715903641
I don't drink anymore. And who said I was anything but relaxed? I've got a cigarette lit right now, I'm listening to Bob Ross, and talking to Kaybe about the wonders of arson.

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Arson, the thinking man's crime.

>>715903697
You're blowing up the thread with nonsense

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>>715903972
That idiot made a stupid claim and then justified it as "muh freedums" in a future that is literally pure fantasy.

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>>715904140
FYI my parents own a successful business selling things like rocks and books, and have sold swords before. I was going to wait until I have enough money from that, too. So shut the fuck up, you braindead lunatic.

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And one could make the exact same argument against you, with your constant talk of how lonely you are, how you hit on anyone that shows you any sort of attention that is above pure indifference, and your constant talk about how you want to fuck most of the people here.

>>715904241
And my parents had quite a bit of success themselves as government employees that dealt with information technology, security, experimental plane building, and flight testing at EAFB, what's your point?

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>>715904453
Nigger, what in the mother fuck are you rambling about?

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>>715904501
The first bit that wasn't linked isn't directed at you. Only the second bit concerns you. What is your point, your parents are successful, which I don't actually believe, not as far as successful enough to enable something like that, I'd possibly buy they're able to live in comfort. What does that have to do with your actually idiotic and logistically infeasible dream of living in one of the most expensive states, on their most expensive real estate, and supporting yourself through all sorts of schemes to make money that, let's face it, aren't going to work?

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>>715904744
>which I don't actually believe
Not reading past that bullshit.

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>>715904810
By the way, that's an SS.

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>>715904810
The success of a parent in a business does not equate to success of one of their children in the same business, let alone in an unrelated one. Your argument of, "Well my parents own a somewhat successful business selling books and rocks and onetime they even sold a sword so I'm a shoe in for being a success" is not only idiotic, it shows a fundamental gap in logic. There is a serious disconnect between your fantasy and the reality of what such a thing would entail.

>>715904864
Neat.

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>>715904985
Yeah, whatever. Night, fucking retard. I hope the bedbugs bite.

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>>715905041
Oh, so you don't have a counter argument? Someone deconstructs your dream to show you it's retarded and your only come back is hostile dismissal without addressing anything they said? I guess the close your eyes, plug your ears, and pretend it didn't happen thing is one way of dealing with criticism, but what adults do is actually address them.

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wait wait wait.....Fool thinks CO is an expensive state?

hold on.....


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