praise the emperor of mankind

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Yes, praise me.

you're probably not even vaporeon irl

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I am though

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disbelief

can't believe it died

>>715882271
?

>>715876723
yes yeeeeeeeesss

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Meet me IRL so I can prove it.

>>715880965
Lucky, I'm a scaredy cat when I'm alone in spooky places.

nah I already have a date tomorrow

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>>715881636
Yes, Praise the Man Emperor of Mankind

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hey post that .gif of the mouse with a green coat and glasses taking the dick

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>>715882447
You need a big strong man to accompany you?

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>>715882697
this one?

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>>715882779
that's the one

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Speaking of big strong men, my coworker saw me sitting outside work today smoking and talking to a friend and yelled at me, "You look like a grizzly bear!" It was a bit strange.

>>715882723
I won't mind.

>>715882779
>I'm going to have sexual thoughts about that.jpg

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>>715882952
Interesting.

>>715882723
i dream of being lead through a dimly lit room by, and with my arms over, a strong man.

>>715882945
you do sort of look like a bear

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>>715883240
I live in a dimly lit apartment that people would need to be lead through.

>>715883296
Is it the beard? It's the beard isn't it?

>>715883296
I used to be bear-y...once.

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>>715883493
a little bit yeah

>>715883521
then what happened?

>>715883493
then all i'd need is a strong man to rely on, and not be bamboozled into walking into a fire-y pit of cobras (who would burn as well)

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>>715883737
And my bedraggled appearance.

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>>715883868
i bet you can growl like a bear too

>>715883521
gross

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>>715883858
The only snakes you have to worry about are the internal ones. Or if you're in some horrible place like India then you also have to worry about cobras.

>>715883975
You mean roar?

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>>715884039
growl roar purr bark whatever bear do

>>715883737
I shave my chest and facial hair, cut down my long ass hair. Did it because the blazing summer heat was wearing me down badly.

>>715884005
Eh

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>>715884170
are you also chubby like a bear?

>>715884170
bears and other overweight harry things are fucking disgusting it's not eh it's degenerate and trash

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>>715884134
I can get loud and booming if I need to, but I typically do not. I like being soft spoken.

>>715884039
Alrighty then, wheres my strong man to carry me

>>715884250
Somewhat, I blame the muscularity of my ab muscles that make me look fat.

>>715884311
Eh, ok. How's things with you?

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>>715884360
you should yell more. like in babbies faces. break into a maternity ward and just scream at all the newborns

>>715884417
pics of tummy

>>715884417
Awful, I"m fat hairy and disgusting and want to die

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>>715884367
Could be anywhere.

>>715884466
That would require being near babies, and I don't want to be near babies.

>>715884466
Can't, phone is charging. Only person who knows what my tummy looks like is Dash, he'll say the same, I guess.

>>715884508
Shave, work out and see a counselor. It'll help.

>>715884360
Kill yourself

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>>715884639
why not?

>>715884646
surely you can take a photo with the phone while its charging.
and i doughnut believe it until i see it.

>>715884639
damn it.

>>715884666
Damn Satan, you want him that bad in your dominion?

>>715884759
Nah, too lazy to walk from place to place. I can just email it to you, you know.

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>>715884759
They're loud and they stink.

>>715884666
Yes my lord and master, Satan.

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>>715884840
this works too. i expect a belly pic in my inbox

>>715884871
but you can be louder than them

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>>715884839
What were you hoping for?

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>>715885002
Yeah, but I can do that away from them.

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>>715885018
i was hoping for a hint, anywhere could be anywhere

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>>715885137
no yo have to do it in their faces scream so loud that their soft spots on the heads collapses like a soufflé

>>715885002
Okie dokie

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>>715885180
Where would you want it to be?

>>715885259
OR, I can not be near those literal screaming shit factories.

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>>715885456
hmmm. fine.

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>>715885526
There is a customer that comes in at work regularly who has a baby. And that baby is obsessed with me. It's always looking at me, if I'm in the front of the house, it always lights up when I get near their table, and when I'm at the table it laughs and does that weird baby arm shake thing.

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>>715882603
FOR THE EMPEROR

>>715885456
hidden. forgotten. hopefully with me. that would be nice. but that's just a dream, i honestly dont believe i deserve anyone let alone a strong man.

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>>715885709
sounds like you have a fan. you should adopt it and raise it as your bear cub

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>>715885904
Who can say if you deserve someone or not? You have to look for yourself, a man won't just fall into your lap. You have to build a relationship with someone, that takes time and effort.

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>>715886004
Her mother and father are good parents, I'd not want to take a baby out of a good home. The mother also thinks it's adorable that she likes me so much.

>>715884871
Uh is anyone going to help this woman clearly her hair is holding a gun to her head?

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>>715886532
That's Peter Lorre as a fish. A boy fish. With a boy fish penis or whatever boy fish have.

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>>715886194
take the babby and feed it coffee

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>>715886638
That would make the baby a spaz. And that would not be good.

>>715886624
Loling hard right now.

>>715886078
i know, ive had that talk countless times. ive dated a buncha guys and i have a great place to hang out to find some more. the only problem is people freak me out and i always get a bad outcome when they find out i shitpost ironic internet funnies in several places. i like to pretend im not anywhere.

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>>715887009
I also greatly dislike people for the most part.

>>715886753
then put bab on a hamster wheel to make electricity for your home

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>>715887255
That would require having a wheel. I hate wheels. You know this.

>>715887088
its funny, i cant say "i hate people" to their faces because they'd get offended.

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>>715887750
Maybe you need someone that's willing to tell people to fuck off and wouldn't care. I personally don't have a problem telling people to fuck off.

>>715886624
That is a fish isn't it?

>>715887573
i did not know this

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>>715889255
That as in?

>>715889278
We talked about this.

>>715881636
came in here expecting cute cat thread

was disappointed

fuck you.

>>715889377
i doughnut remember

>>715889020
i used to be an ass to a lot of people, telling people to fuck off was easy, but i got depressed and decided they weren't worth my time. i hope my ventures would find me someone just like that. but for now, internet chats, since its 2 am and not many people are really awake at 2 am.

>>715889420
what do u expect from the four channel

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>>715889835
I've only gotten worse the more my depression has progressed. I'm either entirely angry all the time or miserable and also angry.

>>715889824
It definitely happened in this comic I drew. And that's basically the same as real life, right?

>>715890034
woah, thats some good effects for early films. i hope youre not pretty angry when you talk on here, that wouldnt be nice for very many people. but yeah, it only gets worse the more it goes down. what a world.

>>715890034
hmmm i just cant remember the comic.

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>>715890431
I'm always vaguely upset about something or other. Usually it's me, I'm upset with me and not others. For the most part, if you watch my behavior I generally am either totally pleasant to everyone or I'm being a sarcastic ass that shouldn't be taken seriously. It isn't until I'm attacked that I get insulting.

>>715890569
It was a dream I had.

>>715890745
was it a nightmare?

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>>715882603
>>715885792
>>715888576
>>715888487

Come brothers, we have work to do

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>>715890840
Vaguely nightmarish.

>>715890971
spoopy :c

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>>715891038
Extremely. Like a skellington.

>>715890745
ive seen it often, i haven't seen you be totally pleasant to everyone, maybe i just come around at the wrong times.

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Been casually glancing at these threads for the past like, 5 hours.
Maybe I'll post 1 or a few.

For the record, "good" homofuzz material is incredibly aesthetically pleasing to me.
>inb4 I'm not posting good material

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>>715891318
Am I not totally pleasant right now?

>>715891398
you are, im just saying i havent seen you be totally pleasant to everyone until today.

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>>715891719
You've seen me be insulted outright and retaliate to that insult. I've not gone out of my way to just yell at and insult someone who was minding their own business and leaving me alone. And hell, there's even people here who will insult me to other people while I'm preset and I ignore them because I simply don't give a shit what one person says to another about me.

>>715891947
so another thing i've wondered, why do you post so much peter lorre? i know ive seen you post other stuff, but ive seen peter lorre the most.

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>>715884666

Seriously tho, do it.

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Eh

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>>715892253
I like Peter Lorre, I used to have a number of folders. Artists, Philosophers, Writers, Krazy Kat, Caligula, Asterion, Pictures for Sad Children, works of art, Che Guevara, Townes van Zandt, Will Oldham but those all went away when my hard drive died. I've only rebuilt Peter Lorre, Mark Linkous, John Arbuckle, and Garbage. Peter Lorre is one of my favorite actors and also has always been one of my largest folders (this one has close to 500 images and animated gifs).

>>715892201
I do believe that is a vagina good sir

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>>715892719
It's a male herm. Close enough for me.

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>>715892638
lol its rick games bi-

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>>715882603

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>>715892787
W-what?

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>>715892902
lol thats morty i think
where is rick games

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>>715892645
I see, i had a similar problem with 3 hard drives, they decided that my music wasnt worth the space. just because its not like EDM or some shit doesnt mean its cant be stored.

>>715892967
what the shit, how is that pool noodle fucking him? pool noodles are hard to use as sex toys

firefox decided it doesnt like 4chan, ill be back sometime.

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>>715881636
Yes, praise be to the great Emperor of mankind. Long may he reign.

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>>715893178
LOL ITS LUCARIO are you the real one

its a cartoon it doesnt need to make sense

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>>715893178
Yeah, I also lost hundreds of albums of music, pictures of my old work, avatarfags, films, and televisions shows. I also lost several pictures of my dog that was put down not too long before the hard drive crapped out.

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>>715893157
This is definitely a favorite of mine. Kinda realistic. Visceral. Hot.

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>>715892645
Obviously

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>>715893492
yeah ist pretty good but i alwqys thought poor fox guy is about to drown nd die because of this dudes cum

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>>715893007
Rick games?

[spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]

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>>715893321
lucarios are, sadly, not real.

>>715893453
god, that really fucking sucks. did you try to take it to a data recovery place?

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>>715893748
yeah i watched the show once i think and he said something like
Dont You Know Who I Am , Im Rick Games Bi- !!!!! with a really loud reverb effect

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>>715893802
fuck well i have this big fat lucario pillow from japan i guess this can count as a real lucario

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>>715893713
You sure showed me.

>>715893802
Yeah, the hard drive was fried. Don't know how it happened. I got most of the pictures back from my mom, so I still have them.

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>>715893865
I think you're thinking of Rick James not Rick Sanchez..

He is Rick James, bitch.

>>715894007
sorry my friend i keep that in mind
i have to go to an important meeting now so SEE YOU

>>715893937
gotta step up your game.
>https://i.imgur.com/d9uKnuf.jpg

>>715893944
that's good. i've been wondering what kind of alternative ways digital content could be stored. not many good ideas.

>>715892787
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>715894098
FUCK YO COUCH!!
AHH THE DARKNESS!

>>715894247
I'll buy a printer and print all of them out, then put them in a box and bury the box in the ground somewhere.

I've lost faith in humanity

>>715894247
im late for my meeting just to ask where did you find that

>>715894301
I've been kicked outta better homes than this.

>>715894350
why bury?

>>715894401
it's custom made by someone on tumblr, the one thing that is amazing and it's on tumblr. fuck me, right? if they had life-size lucario plushes available for buying i'd have one day one.

>>715894497
Cocaine's a hellva drug

>>715894497
The maniacal mind of Dave Chappelle never ceases to amaze me.

>>715894570
Frustration and cocoa butter.

>>715894537
Time capsule? Plus I don't want anyone else getting their grubby little mitts on pictures of my best bud ever.

>>715894570
What did the five fingers say to the face?

.
.
.

SMACK!

>>715894660
Dave Chappelle also had a brilliant team or writers around him too.

>>715894809

>>715894744
That as well. He should come back and do more televised specials.