'Sup, /b/? Ask a Snowtrooper anything.

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How many inferior rebel scum have you ended?

Are snowtroopers just stormtroopers with different helmets? or do you have separate training and divisions and shit?

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>>715877229
Why Rogue one was so shitty?

how was hoth?

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>>715877229
Why are you here on /b/, Trooper? Get back to work before I force choke you!!

>>715877400

At least twelve, more if you count their families. The women and kids are easier to get because you don't have to lead your shots as much.

What happens if you get an erection in your armor?

>>715877594
Kek

>>715877418

Different training due to the environment and equipment. Armor's not as good. Heated, though.

>>715877606
This...... is actually a fine question wtf

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>>715877594
Damn savage dude, may the force be with you.

>>715877495
Off topic, but nice picture of Weiss

>>715877606

Space tits are the last thing you're thinking of when you're freezing your ass off on an ice planet become some fucking teenagers ran off to join a religious cult.

>>715877229
Keep fighting the good fight, winter warrior.

Why do you fight for evil space wizards when they only give you enough gear to protect half of your body from blasters? That white rubber looks pretty flimsy bro.

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>>715877534
you're not the boss of me!

>>715877685
Do you serve the empire due too being brought up into it or another reason? Also do you have a designated name mr. Snowtrooper.

WHAT'S YOUR IDENTIFICATION NUMBER, TROOPER?

>>715877534

Force choke my codplate, you whiny baby.

>>715877685
Are there hailtroopers or tornadotroopers? Nicedaytroopers?

Where are you from originally?

>>715877594
as if you are better shooters than stormtroopers.

>>715877902

You think I'm stupid enough to hand that out? I may have been stupid enough to join the empire, but I'm not COMPLETELY retarded.

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>>715877913
You underestimate my power!

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>>715877229

>>715877229
How do you type with those thick ass gloves on?

>>715877981
>not understanding how hard it is to fire your blaster in the snow
Rebel scum detected

>>715877987
Are you a good shot?

>>715877229
Are you a nigger from the new movies?

>>715877229
Ever take a snowball from your gf?

>>715877987
Is that just a good photoshop or do you actually have Stormtrooper armour?

>>715878008
Oh put your helmet back on, before you get all wheezy. Your voice is more intimidating that way.

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There is internet in the space? dont you need satellital support?

>>715877229
Would you rather fight two Wampas or a platoon of rebels?

>>715877824

The Empire came to my city and built infrastructure, helped the economy, and generally made everyone's lives much better. I felt I had to give back.

The whole image of the Empire being egotistical, selfish assholes is all just filthy rebel propaganda. Most of the guys I work with are awesome.

>>715877229
Yes, I have a question.
Oftentimes my household sponges accumulate an awful amount of buildup.
What can I do to prevent this?

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>>715878136
I DINDU NUFFIN!!

>>715878216
WHO SHOT FIRST FAGGOT?

>>715878259
Darth Dindu? Why are you dressed like a storm trooper?

>>715877933
No dumbass, just storm troopers. I mean, that is if you're just asking about environments.

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>>715878186
I'm going to bed, this Sith Lord needs his rest.

>>715878248
Put a dab of dishsoap in the middle, microwave 20- 30 seconds (depending on watts) and resume use.

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penis size rank

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>>715878180

I do.

Why don't they just put heated coils or razor edges on AT-AT legs to keep the ropes from entangling their legs up?

>>715878437
Are those not considered different environments?

>>715878525
May we see your weapon?

>>715878290

Han did, shitstain.

>>715878588
by "weapon" he means "penis"

>>715878248

Throw them out and get a new sponge, dumbass.

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What the hell in going on here?

How did you get it? And where do you live

>>715878603
Check em

>>715878588

I don't have access to my E-11 when I'm off duty. It's in lockup.

>>715877814
ANSWER ME FAGGOT

could you S U C C

>>715877229
Nice suit m8 I'm jealous where did you get it

>>715878540
Thats never really been availible in our budget, do you not see how much shit the rebels blow up? You think we can just keep building? Its alot of man hours, not to mention the risks involved.

>>715877814

I don't fight for the emperor, I fight for the cause behind what the Empire does. We bring order.

As for the gear, we wear an undersuit that helps disperse blasts from energy weapons. We're more fucked with slugthrowers because they're kinetic, but the chest and helmet are sturdy enough to take a few hits.

>>715877229
Is your salary better than Stormtrooper due to bad environment?

White is right brother. Next chance you get cap that nigger vader in his ass. WhitePride!

>>715878540

I don't design 'em, I just ride 'em. Perhaps you should enlist and help out our engineers?

>>715879140
why are they tall anyway? The only function their height serves is intimidation. A tank is faster, harder to hit, etc.

>>715879019

Hazard pay is dope my man. Not always worth it because you freeze your dick off, but it's nice to have more credits at the end of the month.

>>715877229
How many friends did you lose on hoth :c

>>715878981
Cool, bro. I'm a teenager with a deathwish, where do I go to sign up?

My parents would hate me forever if I joined the rebels. Though I do enjoy their beheading holograms.

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>>715877229
How do you feel about the genocide on the death star brought by those rebel scum?

>>715879270

I wasn't actually on the primary assault on the base. I went in after the main force to sweep up any remaining forces and secure intelligence left behind. I had one friend who went in ahead of me and was shot, but he was fine after a few days.

>>715879255
>>715879511
How do you know of dubs mr snowtrooper?

Serious questions for snow trooper.
1) do you make extra pay for the environment you're stationed i.e. Cold planets?
2) what are the individual benefits the Empire offers for their troopers? Do they offer mobility in rank, health insurance, 401k, disability?

>>715879464

If you approach any local troopers and ask they should be able to point you in the right direction. The locations of recruiting depots vary from system to system.

>>715878659
Nothing sir, just talk amongst the troops!

>>715879473

It was fucking pathetic. I'm not entirely convinced it wasn't an inside job, honestly. The temperatures created by a proton torpedo explosion are NOT hot enough to melt the beams around the reactor and cause a reaction. I think they had help on the inside.

>>715878037
Shop a storm trooper helm on him and I'll save it

What's the closest you have ever come to death OP?

>>715879832
Fucking kekd

>>715877229
good thread is good thanks mr snow trooper

>>715879616
1) Yes. Hazard pay, as mentioned previously.
2) We have good health insurance. If we get fucked up we're fixed, no cost to us. Basically the Empire keeps us in fighting condition no matter what. Only exception would be if you're repeatedly getting hurt because you're a dumbass. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>715879832
See the truth, trooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEPazLTGceI

>>715877229
how fast does your speedbikes go? (in mph)

are there snow atst's?

Are you happy about the tk-15's becoming obsolete?

>>715879921

Okay, short story time.

I had just joined and was in training at the Academy. Most of the other guys were cool, and most understood what the hell was going on. But one recruit, let's call him Snarf, was special. Glue eating kind of special.
Nigger couldn't do anything right no matter how many times the instructors showed and corrected him, and got the rest of us in trouble because of it.
The tl;dr version is that the motherfucker didn't obey barrel discipline at the range, turned, jumped when an instructor yelled at him, and he shot me in the god damn leg. Never saw or heard from him again once I got back from medbay a week later.
Been smooth sailing since.

>>715879832
Dude, the problem is that it was an OUTSIDE job. Rebel fighters lack the accuracy to pull off an attack like that; their targeting computers are practically ancient.

Someone crashed an imperial cruiser into that star.

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>>715877229
I guess unemployment gives you a lot of time to dick around on the holonet, doesn't it? I can only imagine your face when your battle station got blown to bits (TWICE [two times!]). Your engineers are literally the Samsung of the Empire.

>>715880109
Depends on what model we're talking about. The ones meant to haul cargo go much slower, but if we're talking about what Scouts ride, upwards of 210mph on open ground I believe. I never trained with them, so Im not sure.

>>715880435
Kek, gotta watch out for idiots

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>>715877594
i see what you did there.

>>715880604
I was never actually stationed on the tardstar. Visited the first one once, but was never stationed there.

>Your engineers are literally the Samsung of the Empire.

I dunno who Samsung is, but if they're anything like the assholes who design for us, they're fucking idiots.

>>715879832
Vader did the Death Star!

>>715877229

Okay, /b/. I've got 15 more minutes 'till I've gotta get rest before I pull duty tomorrow. Got something, ask now.

How good is the Internet in the shithole you're currently stationed at? Can't be too great with the constant blizzards and all.

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>>715877913
As you wish

>>715881254
What planets, besides Hoth, are Snowtroopers stationed on?

>>715879217
Imerpial engineer here.

AT-AT stand for ALL TERRAIN Armored Transport.

Long legs gives it the ability to easily traverse more type of terrain.

>>715881284
Alright overall. Holonet ain't too bad in clear weather but we can't get much access in a storm. Means that when it's snowing out I can't rub one off to any hot Twi'leks. sucks.

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>>715880904
You should come and join the Mandalorians. Our armor can withstand strikes from a jedi blade. Get rid of your stupid cuck suit and join the hunt!

>>715881358
Unfortunately I can't give you a solid answer because of OPSEC guidelines. I don't want to screw any of our guys over.

>>715881254
What are all the branches of the Empires armed forces?

>>715881554
>can withstand strikes from a jedi blade

Tell that to Jango. He went out like a pussy to a saber.

>>715878216
Isn't the Emperor some kind of crazy space warlock, though?

Also, what the fuck kind of goofy name is Sheev? How can you take orders from a dude named Sheev? "Sure, SHEEV, I'll get right on that!"

>>715881444
Not when there are damn rebels tripping it, that's why you guys should go with my "anti-rope" defense, plus a few sharp pieces of metal wouldn't cost that much at all.
Checked btw

>>715881554
Didn't seem to help Jango Fett much.

>>715877229
Why is Kylo Ren such a whiny emo bitch?

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>>715881699
Why do you think Boba Fett wraps his neck? You think it's just a scarf for when he gets chilly?

>>715881554
> Rail-Gore

>>715881652

Primarily the Army and Navy. Surprisingly TIE Pilots actually answer to the Imperial Navy. I didnt know that when I joined. But me personally, I report to the Army. There are other branches but they play smaller, specialized roles.

>>715881790 see >>715881916

>>715877229
What's your opinion about the new and total shit Star Wars movies?

>>715881810

Probably a closet faggot, seeing as his mother fucked her brother. Incest will do that.

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>>715882030

>>715881763
Well see we had no idea they had that pattern of ship at that base. Hoth was the only instance ive heard of that happening anyways.

but hey what do i know, i get paid big credits to pull levers menacingly

>>715877229
Were you stationed at Hoth during the big battle? If so, what was it like?

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>>715877229
When you see some autist swinging around a lightsaber, what's your plan of action?

>>715882377
As I stated before:

>I wasn't actually on the primary assault on the base. I went in after the main force to sweep up any remaining forces and secure intelligence left behind. I had one friend who went in ahead of me and was shot, but he was fine after a few days.

>>715882480
gotta love those bacta-baths

>>715882461
Like all retards, they have retard strength. They're easy if you outwit and out maneuver them but head-on you're fucked.

>>715882480
Okay, I didn't read it. Did you ever get to meet Vader? What's he like?

>>715882641
Seen him while in formation but I've never actually 1 on 1 met him in any capacity. Higher ups don't concern themselves with us.

>>715881958
What branch gets to use those neat batons?