Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715822865
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>715831286
No, I dont think thats too strong.
>>715831510
Nah, its my wisdom teeth putting pressure on teeth with fillings and the teeth shattering around the fillings.
>>715831730
Then that's this?
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>>715832153
keep me updated on what he writes!
>>715832198
text and take the public transportation. You can do it there
>>715832347
Must be really painful then. Goodluck for two months
Sameji claim'd
Shiro claimed.
>>715831762 (scarf)
Trust me, I'm the number one beard psychology expert in my country.
カラミチーマス
Claim
"please stop walking so close to me"
-mother
>>715832536
I want to cum on her face
Claiming Haruhi claimer~
>>715832404
"you poor thing! You must be freezing up there! Here, let me warm you up"
>>715832536
Hello!
>>715832622
R I P
>>715832299
>>715831921
I'll spank you if you lie
>>715832329
i love you
>>715832488
The beard growth is increasing when the man is anticipating sex
>>715832735
now there was a picture attached to it... at least it sounds like that
>>715832785
I-I'm not lying!
>>715832488
What kind of country has ranked beard psychologists?
Not that I want to avoid that place or anything.
>>715832956
This can't possibly be the case here.
>>715832962
Well, I am the only one, so I'm both the first and the best!
I am number one!
>>715832668
Okay then
>>715832735
Yo.
To the scarf poster, thanks for enlightening me about akame..
Though the news wasn't good it was something, I'll try to get it out of my mind and just hope he's happy
Goodnight
>>715832956
then you'd really want me to stop kissing you and having a taste of you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W7j6QILO2d
>>715833140
harhar
>>715833275
at least in public
>>715833218
brb, going to masturbaute again.
It's been a while since /waifu/ was spammed by an actual shitposter, makes me feel a little empty on the inside.
>>715833236
What happened to my nee-san?
>>715833140
Congrats on the uncontested pole position.
>>715832956
That's an issue here.
>>715833236
Ah so it was you.
Goodnight Yuno.
>>715833314
Vocaroo has terrible encoding, use mixtape.moe.
>>715833442
ashamed?
I may have underestimated the amount of bullshit on my computer
>>715832622
>All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces
>>715833577
well duh, even I can have shame
>>715833466
she killed herself, I'm sorry
>>715833555
what?
>>715833599
how so?
>>715832622
she ain't wanna be seen with a fuckboi
>>715833559
https://my.mixtape.moe/bfbkmp.mp3
Time for calc, goodbye!
>>715832956
No, just saying he would cuddle me and keep me warm
>>715833218
And goodbye!
>>715833777
That's alright.
>>715833920
Good bye.
>>715833465
I can be inside you if you're empty :o
>>715833777
we could sneak a few or I'll take some off you if you are that shy all of the sudden
>>715833555
Congrats on these trips.
My position just means that I have a monopoly and that no one dares to challenge me.
>>715833777
This is now a get thread.
>>715833465
Isn't Chadbro on vacation or something?
>>715833777
>checked
i'm up to about 26,000 files
>>715833920
cuuute~
See ya
>>715833977
okay~
>>715834049
what do you mean all of a sudden?
>>715834177
god damn, that's a lot.
>>715833465
fuck you too just go to /soc/
>>715833803
what is a fuckboi? :o
>>715833714
idk why my mom asks me to go shopping with her but dislikes me being there :(
>>715834309
check your mirror fuckboi
>>715833777
>The beard growth is increasing when the man is anticipating sex
>>715834064
Having a monopoly is never good.
It's only a matter of time before you get ripped off or assassinated in your sleep.
Congratulate me for those too.
>>715834266
you can't be all kissy in private and expect me not to kiss you in public
>>715834064
>und sonst so?
Nichts neues?
>roll
>>715834286
Because I compared the current state of the thread to it's usual?
>>715834106
Good question, I must have missed his good bye.
>>715834082
Haruhi~
>>715834266
Thanx~
>>715834588
Why would that be an issue? It's not increasing that much. It's just increasing a bit.
>>715834595
shush. This place is more civilized than you
>>715834867
you're welcome.
>>715834867
How have you been Kurome?
>>715834106
He says he's in New York
But he lives in a trailer
(X) Doubt
>>715834722
Pretty sure he popped in like yesterday and said that he is away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1K7wVTOQ6Q
Dull.
>>715835276
Yes
I want to pet Chen.
>>715833813
Welcome back
>>715835061
Hey where is your character from?
>>715835136
Lonely without you, Haruhi.
>>715832917
Stop impersonating me.
>>715832329
Arisu. I love you.
>>715834588
With a monopoly on goods one could have me killed and seize my means of production. But that is not possible with intellectual monopolies.
If I am killed, the knowledge will be gone, and all the world leaders would not be able to hear my beard whispering no more.
Fear not, I am completely safe.
>checked these dubs as well
>>715834714
Gibt es das je?
>roll
>>715835469
It's from undertale
>>715835469
Come more often then I'm always checking here
>>715835061
so I'm an animal now?
>>715835061
The problem has nothing to do with that consequence.
>>715835608
What if they send some russian goons after you to make you talk?
>>715835608
>Gibt es das je?
Ne. Hat sich seit Monaten nichts erwähnenswertes geändert. Aber ich glaube danach fragst du garnicht, oder?
>roll
>>715835821
Putin is my client already. He has serious trouble growing hair.
>>715835886
Doch, doch das tat ich.
>roll
>>715835616
Thank you for telling me.
>>715835701
You don't have to wait for me, I'm always getting pull away from my computer for days at a time.
>>715835966
Dir muss ziemlich langweilig sein, wenn du da tats#chlich nach fragen wolltest.
>roll
>>715835817
Yes, a filthy, horny one at that!
>>715836132
you're welcome. Yours is from akame ga kill, right?
>>715836132
Sup :)
>>715836132
>>715836217
Hai, Akame ga Kill. Where is my onee-san?
>>715836274
Hello.
>>715836308
You shouldn't because I never know when I'll be online because I'm always so busy.
>>715836535
Been a mintue bruh beans how are you?
>>715835966
Oh that's true.
Maybe he will present you his new friend Donald soon for similar treatment?
>>715836217
I can control it ,at times. I won't get lewd in public that is for sure , unless its an empty space and barely anyone passing by
>>715836535
Which one? Esdeath? In discord.
Why do you always get pulled away from your computer?
>>715836914
still too lewd!
>>715836745
I'm doing alright, I just missed my Haruhi.
>>715836535
bye everyone
>>715835451
how did you
>>715836991
Ak-me
Although I wouldn't mind chatting with Esdeath as well.
Life pulls me away, I can't even talk to my family on the phone.
>>715837057
I love you Haruhi, stay safe <3
>>715836991
hugs with a bit of fondling then?
>>715837123
How did I what? I noticed your posts yesterday.
>>715837123
It really wasn't that hard.
>>715837609
>>715837901
https://my.mixtape.moe/dvijaf.mp3
why do i fail at basic things?
oh yea, i put in no effort.
threads are boring without my haruhi...
>>715838157
The signs are there, no one picks up on them, their loss.
Faggots.
>>715838157
Come on, even I know it... but oh well, it really isn't hard after you talked to me yesterday
Look at my butt~
>>715838639
Hi miu ling.
>>715838157
delet this.
>>715838767
I can't see the butt there's a dumbass skirt in the way, flat chested claims always say that they have nice asses but they fail at even putting those in value just end your miserable worthless life already.
>>715838954
>butt
>>715838503
>>715838685
i'm not too surprised
since i didn't really try.
>>715838935
no
https://my.mixtape.moe/fwerkf.mp3
>>715839084
L E W DS
E
W
D
S
>>715839084
I asked for a butt not for gore you sick fuck.
>>715838954
Is this better?
>>715832299
you guys still going with this shit...pfff im a real girl...this a big turn off....glad you guys all faggots anyways....dun bother reply not opening this filth anywaya
>>715839440
Yeah nevermind the nice ass part alright.
>>715839087
I have my own problems this week. Cant drink alcohol at all because Im on the antibiotics that force alcoholics to stop drinking. Because I have a dental abcess. Half my face is big and painful. What over the counter painkillers can you recommend?
>>715839214
T R I P S
R
I
P
S
>>715839389
Define butt then.
>>715839443
DELET THIS
>>715839513
;_;
>>715839520
>>715839555
>>715839084
butt time?
>>715839606
>>715739666
>>715839520
The sweet jiggly buns close to the poophole on a human being, do keep in mind that the word trash does not go in the definition of "human being"
>>715839520
none, but if you know someone you could get some white widow.
Where is Akame?
>>715839670
DAMN
ROLLING
>>715839888
YOU WILL POST LEWDS, RORY-SAMA
>>715839606
You have to be rolling in thread for the lewds.
>>715839761
So... no Kurumi, Tuka or Satsuki then?
>>715839643
Sure
>>715839784
I dont know people. Does it have to be ingested by mouth? I can barely open my mouth past finger width without pain right now.
>>715839870
No one really knows at this point.
>>715840034
TRIPS
Im not in it for the ass ;)
>>715840082
smoked
>>715840082
>>715840216
Not gay, but I'd totally let her cum in my ass.
I remember Robocraft being a lot more fun when I last played it a long time ago
>>715840333
Post lewds rory
>>715840124
Who is going to bake cookies for me now?
>>715840082
You really have a shit taste in waifus, don't you?
I guess that goes without saying it when you claim such a gross waifu as Rory
>>715840333
YES!
I DID IT!
>>715840228
That theres a problem.
>>715840272
>
>>715840333
Holy damn. One sec.
>>715840406
Hey. Its a personal choice.
>>715840313
>>715840313
I think everybody would... ;)
>>715840367
Nobody, I hope you fucking starve to death you worthless dung pile of fuck
>>715840512
I'm no bwaka.
>>715840415
One lewd, as promised. More trips = more lewds.
>>715840500
So is taking a strapon up the ass.
>>715840589
That face looks like it's 50% plastic and 50% agony
>>715840500
>>715840606
Why would you hope for something like that?
>>715840500
https://my.mixtape.moe/swesuv.mp3
why?
>>715840333
You are the saddest person I know.
>>715841042
Why do you think that?
>>715839443
I'm a girl.
(it's that easy)
>>715841192
I'm a girl too
>>715841192
>>715841217
sisters let us time our periods and attack the patriarchy
>>715841317
Only if you let me #FreeBleed
>>715841192
>>715841217
fuck it, so am i
>>715841317
let me write fan fics first
>>715839443
prove it faggot
>>715841162
You asked the literal worst waifu in existence for lewds, it's like exclaiming in public that you've been molested as a kid by your fun uncle and that you are depressed because he wont do it again now that you are 12 and finally pissed blood out of your lil kid vag
>>715841385
I'm a girl, and free bleeding is absolutely disgusting.
>>715841552
I'm actually eight, my dude.
>>715841602
Get out with that internalized misogyny
>>715841192
>>715841217
I am totally of the female gender.
>>715841656
MODS MODS MODS
>>715841656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHLmG1OiK0
>>715841857
>>715841857
Is joke.
>>715841874
???
>>715841602
I'm a girl, and #FreeBleed is empowering. Go be a slave to the patriarchy some more
>>715841767
You as well? Preach sister, show these pedophiles what a real woman is
>>715842149
idk
rogue one was shit until the darth vader scene at the end.
https://my.mixtape.moe/syohpx.mp3
>>715842253
Am grill bleed free for me
>>715832299
>>715832329
>>715832347
>>715832393
>>715832404
>>715832431
>>715832488
>>715832532
>>715832536
>>715832622
>>715832694
>>715832735
>>715832785
>>715832956
>>715832962
>>715833140
>>715833218
>>715833236
>>715833275
>>715833314
>>715833442
>>715833465
>>715833466
>>715833555
>>715833559
>>715833577
>>715833599
>>715833777
>>715833813
>>715833920
>>715833977
>>715834049
>>715834064
>>715834082
>>715834177
>>715834266
FUCK YOU ALL I HAVE A GUN YOUR WIFUS ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD GOOD NIGHT!
>>715842636
how can a gas mask die?
>>715842636
Post her pussy
>>715842636
Technically, my waifu is already dead. So your threat is largely irrelevant
>>715842636
Lol im not on this ;)
>>715842636
You fool. You only intensified the spooky
>>715842253
fuck yes let the real wymyn talk you pedo virgins
I'm 4"10 600lb and you can't tell me how to dress
#proudslut #realwymyn
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
I hate in laws.
why meeee
>>715842636
Killing the unkillable is not a wise choice of action
>>715842849
SONO~
>>715842636
Goodnight.
>>715842817
PREACH SISTER, TELL THESE DISGUSTING MEN WHO REALLY RUNS THE WORLD
#Feminist #Equality #Patriarchy #FuckMen #CisGenderedScum #RefugeesWelcome #NotAllMuslims #BlackLivesMatter
>>715842725
Bullets
>>715842794
YOU ARE NOW HERITIC
>>715842810
GOOD!
>>715842849
FUCK MISSED ONE
>>715842725
pop a hole in it so it becomes useless
>>715842817
I found your nudes
>>715842933
kill me
>>715843008
Let me join your kill squad!
>>715843008
Post her fucking pussy
I was going to show up in peace, but...
>>715842636
Right back at you, bitch!
>>715843008
You cannot contend with the spookyness.
>>715841033
Smoking would remove my main medication for Crohns.
>>715841552
Who even are you? DIO?
>>715842636
>
>>715843090
I don't want to. What happened?
>>715843008
objects aren't alive in the first place
https://my.mixtape.moe/qnntkh.mp3
>>715843046
useless ≠ dead
if it did 70% of posts wouldn't exist
>>715843090
Alright!
>>715843312
POST HER PUSSY