Because of all the habbenings i think this would be the best

>>715822495
>THIS JUST IN RUSSIA LAUNCHED NUKES TO TURKEY
You don't need to try and start a nuclear war with Russia, the DNC is trying their hardest right now.

>>715823099
how do you manage to type that with putins balls on your chin?>

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Cmon lets do this for kek
maybe someone do better one?

>>715822495
4chan can't do this anymore faggot, things have changed these last 10 years you know.

Just stick to traps and black cucking posts.

>>715822495
Lmao would be funny if someone with 1337 shoop skills can do this

its called doing it for the lulz

also yes someone do this

>>715823203
Kill yourself faggot. Check em.

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>>715822495

Here ill try with different popular news sites
lets do this faggots, It has never been a more perfect time. And it would be believable due to all of the fucked up shit going on right now man, lets get rollin

>>715823977
Also, nice dubs

>>715823203
Retardation in its finest form.

You're exactly the type that warrants extermination.

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>>715824177
>>715823977


watch your form.

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Im trying to make as many as i can

>>715822495
>>715822495
>>715822495

Keep this thread alive while i make some, if you guys can, make some too

>TFW
The united states hires this guy to kill a Russian ambassador to get back at Russia for hacking the election

1st we need it in german so it can be consumed by german readers easily. so, in this state they are currently, they consum a lot quite fast. so, if we could get a good german news site faked it should spread across borders..

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Praise Kek!
Rolling for DEUS VULT!

>>715822495
inb4 ww3 started by 4chan

>>715825100
>>715823429
These are good
put the cnn one on my facebook and in some group chats

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>>715825760
kein wunder das ausgerechnet du auch hier auftauchst.

Jeder kann behaupten er wäre selbst darauf hereingefallen!

>So, German News site fake!

>>715825100
ankara is the name of the city where the assassination happened

lets say something about detmold a.d.Oder, and lets say "PEGIDA-Anhänger proben Aufstand - Mob muss gewaltsam von Ausländerjagt abgehalten werden" or more official..

>>715825100
>>715823429
good start boys

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Third one

Nah, turkey will probably settle peace by selling koerdistan to russia.

in the early days of 4chan it would have taken 10 minutes to get 10 images.
today we're at 3 images per 20 minutes..

>>715826422
keep posting shit like this
im convincing a group chat the end is coming

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>>715825972
fixed thanks for noticing /b/ro

>>715826708
one person doing the work sucks but im trying man

Just keep this thread alive thanks

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>>715822495

we need fake news reports in other languages, any non English fags around?

posting in a possible thread of the month if we can keep this up
bumped too

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>>715827443

>>715827454
>this

>>715827443
gtfo newfag

>>715827443
For what faggot? You could have put more effort into this bait.

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>>715825953
ach menno

>>715823977
>>715824282
anyone notice the ambassador stepped in a pile of dogshit creating a brown scooby doo ghost mask

>>715827045
i know. i'm not better than the rest, but for my excuse i'm working on a 11'' laptop with a shitty linux resolution and little to no gimp knowledge.

>>715827926
Those are worn down, fixed, repeated russian 'high quality' shoes.

>>715828099
For anyone who doesnt know how to do what im doing
>right click
>inspect element
>right click txt/pic that you want to edit
>edit attribute
>write what you want
>enter
>????????
>profit
idgaf if its low quality
im just doing it for the keks

>>715826935
lol what an idiot hahahahaha

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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/12/19/report-truck-drives-into-crowded-christmas-market-in-berlin.html

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>>715824282

>>715828790
>Truck islams into Christmas market in Berlin

>>715828990
>Truck imams into Christmas market in Berlin

>>715827443
>no tabs
are you even trying?

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Ukranians/Cockhols are like roaches, when some monkey shot Russian ambassador, cockhols made plenty of similar threads on most of the image boards.

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4th

>>715829868
fuck wait fucked up

>>715826935
>>715826422
>>715825100
atm it's night in russia

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>>715829868

>>715830051
it's obvious they are not real pictures, but in cases like this, newspapers often use stock or older images

>>715830051
Ill make some night-time ish ones

>>715831233
who is lending russia nuclear strikes in 24 hours?

>>715831233
"Land", not "lend", dipshit.

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fifth, lets start spreading these guys

>>715831779
>inb4 long ass sentence

>>715831344
10/10 made me kek

>>715831779
"revengance" isn't a word m8

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We should spam twitter with #NUKE

>>715831344
be better if it said Syria..

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>>715832030
fuccccccc one sec

>>715832352
it happened in Turkey...?

>>715832471
KEK

>>715832030

m8 isen't a word brah

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let's look at the big picture

>>715832591
isnt

>>715823977
turkey just retaliated with dubs

>>715832599
check em

>>715832529
Ya but he calls out Aleppo as his reasoning. Blow back will be limited for Turkey with a focus on Syria

>>715833470
What are they sending it next business day saver? Ye got 6 min tops if they were ever fired

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>>715833470
everytime gotdamn

>>715822495
be careful, meme magic is real, this is your only warning

>>715833610
>complain
>cant make their own
??????????????????????

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>>715832599
This needs Bateman's face on it

>>715833795
Thats the funny thing, I've always wanted to die in a nuclear war. I really hope this happens tbh

>>715832342
THIS
#nuke or
#WW3
lmao

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>>715831344

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>>715827443

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>>715832471
toppest kek

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Post and tag w/ something like this? idk

>>715831344
>OP's mom
fuckin' kek

>>715835209
Those are so bad, just safe yourself the time. Sure, Russia starts a nuclear attack that's gonna happen in 24hrs. Totally believable. You're a disgrace, and this stunt is over before it even started.

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>>715825100
Don't fall for it, it's jews trying to start war

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>>715833470
>>715833696
>People see this
>dumb people panic
>ethnic violence rises
>international tension gets critical
>war escalates
>actual nukes are launches
>mfw we troll humanity out of existance

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>>715822495
Video related - https://youtu.be/4tvPaxjmJVE
>Ankara Assassin meme compilation

>>715835599
Exact point
Most people on social media are stupid as fuck and will believe this shit.

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>>715835599

>>715835209
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Point is I just want there to be enough tags that people will see it as a hashtag and then theyll see the pics and freak. the keks are worth it

>>715822495
leave

>>715836176
kys

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someone screencap and include me if >715835599 really happens

>it will be funny guys i swear

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>>715833470
Care to post the actual link?

I think all this news about nuke being lunched is fake as hell. No way we could learn of a nuclear strike like this. We would know only a few hours after it would have exploded.

>>715838027
We got a smart guy over here.
So you think it's unlikely huh..

>>715838027
What if we're already dead and this is the news?

>>715831233
Please, please be a troll.

>>715833470
How young can you be.... The current President of Russia. The lack of a space after Turkey. "Just now:" Are you retarded?

Anyone have better ideas how to spread this?
Cause all the twitter accounts i tried to spam with got b&

>>715823977
checkd

>>715838541
Not retarded just russian

>>715838541
>thinks they can do better
where tf is your input newfag?

>>715823429
remember that time when 4chan started a world war? daamn that was fun shit.

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>>715838306
>>715838399
It's very unlikely since nuking Turkey would accomplish very little for Russia.

>>715838936
Hmm, i think you're onto something, anon.

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>>715823099

Trump will start a war with China instead

>>715839203
Source ?

for a moment here i thought 4chan was back.

>>715839432
Well i tried, one person doing all the shit while no one else joins sucks ass.
I remember when something like this was so fun and the keks were more golden than anything

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>>715839096
They're more likely to invade Turkey and plant their flag there if you ask me.

Having control over this part of the world gives some sort of an economical edge with all the boats and whatnot.

A realistic headline would be.

BREAKING: Russia 'to begin nuclear bombardment of Turkey': Reports

4 mins ago

Russian warheads destined for four Turkish cities have been launched from Moscow after emergency negotiations between the two military superpowers broke down, media reports say.

An initial translation of a statement released by the Russian Defense Ministry in Russian suggests Moscow sees the earlier killing of its Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlow, as an "act of war." Relations were already at an all-time low after a Russian jet was shot down in Turkish airspace in November 2015.

The meeting at which the Ambassador was assassinated were called to defuse matters.

The United States, an ally to Turkey, is considering how to respond militarily, in coordination with NATO forces across Europe.

>>715840398
was called*


BREAKING: Russia 'to begin nuclear bombardment of Turkey': Reports

4 mins ago

Russian warheads destined for four Turkish cities have been launched from Moscow after emergency negotiations between the two military superpowers broke down, media reports say.

An initial translation of a statement released by the Russian Defense Ministry in Russian suggests Moscow sees the earlier killing of its Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey Karlow, as an "act of war." Relations were already at an all-time low after a Russian jet was shot down in Turkish airspace in November 2015.

The meeting at which the Ambassador was assassinated was called to defuse matters.

The United States, an ally to Turkey, is considering how to respond militarily, in coordination with NATO forces across Europe.

>>715832471
Too soon, but lol

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>>715822495
I think that Kek would be more proud of us if we were to use meme magic to spread the truth, which right now is stranger than fiction. We get similar results but we actually do something helpful.

Or we can somehow get the mainstream media to spread something about strange fruit (a reference to black lynchings, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs). Then we watch the white cuckolds apologize to the SJW niggers. We all have a good laugh.

>>715823429
>nuclear artillery
My sides.

>>715823674
We got a living meme elected. 4chan is not just one board.

>>715826384
9/11

>>715830371
> begin the start

cmon dude, that's redundant.

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>>715827685
>>715827876
>>715827894
>>715829658
Tfw I actually did

>>715839388
Motherjones, infowars, literally any other dishonest "news" site.

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>Mfw half the people in this thread trying to create fake news stories are illiterate retards

>>715843631
what are you?

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>>715843117

>dishonest
>directly quoting Trump