Secrets thread. What's yours? Mine: I've been naughty

>>715812404
I once took this girl's panties (she is a very close person and I've never said this to anybody)

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>>715812404
I've become infatuated with one of the new Pokémon

>Pic related

>>715812404
I molested my dog when I was 18, woke up one morning to her running her tongue down the length of my dick, was heaven. Never had anything happen afterwards, never tried penetrating. TFW I'm a disgusting human.

>>715812404
When I was 17, I had. Scream about fucking my friend's 12 year old sister, was pretty vivid and I had thoughts about her for a few weeks after.

I was too much of a beta to ever try anything.

>>715812572

you realize she knows, right?

>>715812923

sounds like she molested you

>>715813148
Don't think so - We (were) close enough that she could have maaaybe asked - Besides clothes get lost all the time, I don't think a pair of worn panties was noticed (And if it was - It was probably ignored immediately)

>>715813212
kek

ITT we get trolled by the fedz

>>715813212
Literally the closest j got to getting laid, so it was welcomed

I felt up my 17-yo stepdaughter.
On her deathbed.

>>715813500

was that shit cash?

I'm diagnosed bi-polar (which I'm open about) and one of the symptoms is hallucinations. I have never told anyone about those.

>>715813500

did she know? did she say anything? were they her last words?

>>715813500

greentext that anon!

>>715813554
Yes

>>715813683

greentext it

because science

I was never really dating Black Chyna

>>715813647
She was in a coma, so no to all of that.

>>715812404
>Mine: I've been naughty

pics or it didnt happen

>>715813500

dubs of truth

story?

I have 3sums with my wife and her disabled sister

i molested a friend when he passed out at my place

My cousin invited me to join a threeway with his girlfriend at the time. We were both drunk and took turns fucking her until we passed out. He told me the next day that he regretted it and didn't want to do it again.

She didn't feel the same. Started hitting me up on MySpace (I'm old) and texting nudes to me. I caved in and we started seeing each other on the side.

I was fucking her right up to the day before their wedding....in which I was his best man. I will always feel like shit about it, but she was worth the guilt.

>>715814120
What kind of disabled? Like missing a limb? Or a horny retard?

Well. Now I need to message her, but my nerves are acting up.
Even though I know it will go smoothly once I get talking with her.

It's always that the first message is a challenge for me.

Well assuming all goes well, I'll have an actual meet up set. Then maybe I will stop worrying

>>715812404

I love chicks...fucked over 100 of them

But I suck a lot of cock as well...over a 100 of them and been fucked by dozens of men.

Last New Year's my sister and I had a bottle of champagne between the two of us and at midnight we kissed, which led to her on her knees blowing me. I've only seen her a few times since then but she's coming home for the holidays on Thursday and i want it to happen again.

I'm a femanon and I've never posted my tits on here, never will

spy cammed my wife masturbating the other day. thinking of showing the video to a friend of mine.

>>715814226
you are a massive piece of shit

>>715814248
She has no legs

>>715814345
Do you want a jack off buddy? Because that's how you get a jack off buddy.

>>715814226

massive win

>>715814226
I honestly find it hard to believe that the wedding was enough to keep her from messaging you again. Clearly she liked the thrill of having a side-piece. She must have to fight the temptation all the time.

>>715812404
the only time i ever visit this shit site is while im taking a shit.

>>715814404
That's gotta be kinda neat though. I don't have that fetish but I still think it would be fun as fuck.

>>715814431
ha! idk about that but i am not going to lie, i am secretly hoping that I see him getting a hard on. and i think i'd be alright with the idea of him pulling it out too. idk about that yet though.

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Secretly I enjoy sexually abusing my girlfriend.

She's very naive about sex. As a exchange student to my university from the rural Chinese countryside she had no sexual education. She never had a boyfriend and didn't know how the act was actually done. She never even touched herself.

When we got together and I found out I had a girl this pure my one and only desire was to corrupt her to the extreme.

She wanted to stay a virgin until marriage but, not knowing what sex was, was easily deflowered during a heavy making out session. I fucked her virgin pussy really hard. From behind while holding her arms behind her back. I did it without a condom and I finished inside her without asking. Then I just made her take a morning after/plan-b pill

The story doesn't end there, more?

Pic related, left girl

>>715814728
Nah b that hairstyle and frame are not /fa/ at all - DO NOT WANT.

I love to use my boyfriends prosthesis as a dildo.
You fools should do that too.It's fun.

>>715814531
Same

>>715814226

you know you can hit it again, right?

just got to make her think it's her idea. got to be real fucking subtle. but she's trying to be "good", wants to be "good", but one day will let it all go. go as slow as she needs. then you can smash whenever you want.

>go get her anon

>>715814404

must greentext

who did who? who's idea was it? had the sisters done it together before?

we need details anon

All my panties getting too soon dirty.

>>715814532
It's not really a fetish. She has depression and some other problems. Her boyfriend took off on her when she had her accident so my wife and I are doing anything we can to make her happy.

>>715815224

your wife plays with her sister?

must have details anon

>>715814881
Ah okay, well thanks for your consideration though

>>715815367
Yes they play with eatch other idk how that started. I came home from work one day and cought my wife eating out her sister. When me wife saw me she told me to take over and it turned in to us all having sex together and yes my dick whent into both of them.

>>715814251
So... yea. Hopefully it goes well.

Be had a tentative agreement to do something soon, but I don't know if she will hold up her end, and follow through with it

This was weird.

At work, I saw a woman that looked EXACTLY like the girl I am into. Same fucking hair, body type, nose, skin tone, eyes. Everything was the same. Except she was Around 10-15 years older than her.

Good omen? Bad omen? or overthinking?

>>715815887

whoa

>>715815108
Yeah, I know it's not going to be the last time we hook up. She's being a good wife now but eventually she'll want the thrill of sneaking around.

>>715814728
lets hear it if youre still here

>>715814332
degenerate whore!

me neither.

>>715814728
Sure man, share away

I also enjoy naive asian chicks

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>>715814010
More like a cuma

>>715816245

fuck the older one for practice. you have something in scarce supply for her - you're younger. show a little interest. tell her how hot she makes you.

then after you fuck her, you'll get the confidence to go for your hottie

win-win

>especially true if older one is married, she will fuck you and then not cause drama because she has too much to lose

>>715814332

fine. then instead post a greentext of something true

when my man goes down on me, i imagine it is kek licking me and fucking me with his slimy wet frog cock

>>715816873
Eh, don't know who the older one was. A co-worker dealt with her.

And from what I see, she is not really a regular at work.

And I actually kinda got something set for the one I know. Just gotta cement the plans now.

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>>715816641
Since that first time I've been having sex with her a lot. She doesn't realise she has a choice in the relationship regarding sex. So she let's me do anything to her even when she doesn't want. So if I want to fuck her basically I can for example walk up to her and grab her by her cunt and tell her I'm going to fuck her there. Then I forcefully grab the back of the neck and guide her to the bed. Push her on it. Pull down her pants and panties and just fuck her as hard as I like. No complaints.

I had a talk with her recently and asked her if she was letting me have sex with her even when she doesn't want it. She said yes. Normally a guy would then say okay I will consider her feelings more or some gay shit like that. Instead I complimented her and told her that this was very good behaviour on her part. Her body is for me to have sex with whenever I want and she is to accept this as fact.

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>>715816938
>frog cock

>>715817057

DO IT THEN FAGGOT

>>715816932
Probably that one time Australia's customs didn't let me carry my vibrator back to states because the batteries weren't removeable

>>715814253

>still not gay

>>715817077
Oh you have got to have nudes of her...come on

>>715814253

Mick?

>>715817077
Sadly, it's not gonna work with me.
Already saw a post with the same pictures, but the guy was in Thailand, Nice try though. Now fuck off.

>>715814531
Keep doing that anon.

You don't want to spend 6-10 hours every free night going through your 18-board 4chan bookmark folder.

It's not worth it.

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im a kleptomaniac and draw loli hentai for myself.

>>715812404

I work from home which has let me waste literally WEEKS of time on 4chin instead of working.

>Like right now.

but I lead sales for the entire company, by a lot, so even if they knew they don't give a shit. but they don't know, but it bothers me that they might. but then again fuck 'em. I sell more than the bottom half combined.

cum scrambled eggs for the hot roomie

>>715817131
I will. Gonna do it later this afternoon.

Just my nerves are holding me back a bit.

>>715816245
Did you make a doppelganger thread on /x/ last night?

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>>715817286
I've talked about her before, so I don't know if other anon's have saved the pictures. But she's my girl

>fem
>late 30s
>masturbated for first time this year

>>715817077

that's the beauty of chinese women

so compliant no matter what. they accept it as their lot in life.

better not let her catch you cheating on her, she will cut of your dick and balls with a rusty chicken knife.

>if you don't bleed out, the salmonella will kill you

true story

http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-penis-twice/

>>715817632
make her clean that fucking mirror

Once I broke into the neighbor's house and shat in their bed.

>>715817541
Well the night before, but yea.

>>715817632
>>715817077
Post moar...or dump them somewhere and link...and keep telling stories about mistreating her

My girlfriend and I have sex even if her sun is in the room watching tv

I'm buying the wife a puppy for Christmas, for the express purpose of getting her to fuck him when he's big enough.

>>715817323
I knew a klepto once...also stole a couple of things myself when I was young. I'm still tempted to do it now, because it's just so easy. I don't even know what's stopping me.

>>715817780
scum

>>715817780
Your GF has her own sun? That's pretty fucking rad

i had my first ever anal orgasm yesterday. i have no one to tell but it was actually a powerful orgasm even though I don't really enjoy it.

>>715812404

I have a corporate job - 6 figure sales - and I have't called a customer in like 6 months.

Just BS'ing my way through weekly meetings and hanging out at home.

>>715814266
One bottle of champagne leads to incest? One? Just one? 12 units of alcohol at best.

Fucking lightweights

>>715817726
Small world

>>715817780

do you cum with the force of a thousand sons?

>>715817512

shit or get off the pot

>>715817632

I fuck a chinese whore with a face just like hers. except my whore is probably 55 years old. Only looks 40 though.

>>715817887
I've heard her brag about drinking heavily when she's out with friends. The alcohol was just an excuse and I'm hoping to get more this year.

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>>715817700
>>715817700
honestly I don't really feel the need for other woman when I can express every simple depraved desire I have with this one. Generally men cheat because they get tired of it and the girl puts some limit on what she'll do. But this one is just my slave, she does whatever I command.

>>715817791

has she ever fucked a dog before? shown any interest?

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>>715817780
That can really ruin a kid

Don't be surprised if his behaviour starts flaring up

>>715818102
So share more pics and stories...you haven't really mentioned anything that depraved tbh

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>>715818102
i legit feel sorry for her, i mean she's obviously gonna grow tired of it imo

enjoy it while you can

>>715818144
No and no but I'm gonna make it happen one way or another.

>>715817881

are you me?

no wait, this is me:

>>715817394

I have 8 figure sales though. my faggot colleagues are lucky to be low 7 figures.

>>715817973
Eh, Like I said, working on it. Should have a cemented plan by tomorrow.

>>715818102
Do you actually like her or is she just a sex doll for you? Post more stories too.

>>715817780
how old is the kid?

>>715818254

long term project. I salute you and your singleminded focus on your goal anon.

godspeed

>>715818290
>by tomorrow.

a minute ago you were going to do it today faggot

>>715818319
about 7 billion years

I'm a bored housewife that lurks chan all day looking at dicks so I can be horny for my husband when he gets home

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>>715817881
>>715818269
>>715817394

please give me some /biz/iness tips

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>>715817780
This reminds me of that anon who lived with his girlfriend who had a daughter, except one day after the girlfriend gave anon a blowjob, girlfriend told daughter to open her mouth and gave her all the cum, was kinda hot to read

>>715818198
>behaviour

this is how serial killers are made

"Henry Lee Lucas launched his murderous career by killing his mother, Viola, and probably with good reason. His mother was a prostitute who brought men to their ramshackle home where young Henry was witness to her trade. "

>>715818447
She has class tonight, so probably won't reply tonight. But I will message her today

I'm on steroids.

>>715818794
enjoy your tiny dick

>>715818826
Thats not how that works. Go eat some doritos

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>>715818291
I like her and I like treating her as a sex doll. I'd marry her if she is down to being treated like this for the rest of her life. And outside of sex I'm really nice to her. I just want her to understand her place as a woman.

>>715818213
I like to make her wear a collar. I've got her a red dog collar and a chainlink leash. I like to put it on her when we have sex. The first time I put it on her I had it hidden under the pillow. She just finished her pre-sex shower and I told her to sit on the bed. Pulled out the collar and put it on her without saying anything. I asked her "do you know what this means?" and she shook her head no. I said this means you are my slave now.

>>715818826
Yeah because having 4 times the testosterone of a normal man is really gonna stop your dick working.

>>715818896
that's hot

>>715818896
You fucked her ass?

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>>715812404
>19
>divorced parents
>live with dad
>he remarried
>16 year old shota step brother
>catch him watching me fap a few times
>fuck it
>show him my dick
>he sucks it
>better than its been sucked before
>break up with gf the next day
>we fuck each other every day, two or three times a day, for 3 years
>dad and step mom
>"we're so proud of you boys for getting along!"

I took some pics of my niece with her pants/panties pulled down, legs open, legs up, behind, shirt pulled up, etc... after her wisdom teeth got removed. I licked her pussy a few times and started to press my finger in her ass, but she started making noise and I thought she'd wake up, so I pussed out. Wish she was doped up for longer...

>>715818269

You make 8 Figures?

That's legit...Yea I'm at right at a 100k salary and bonuses, etc.

I just don't care...and we got bought so I got a job at the new company so I've just been doing nothing really.

>>715819326
Got anymore stories?

>>715814582
Hope it works out for you bud. You'll have a good time regardless... But be honest with yourself. If you want to see him get hard, then you want to see him whip it out. And then at that point it would almost be rude to not do the same thing.

>>715819414
pics?

>>715818508

Speak well.
Carry your self with confidence.
Get lucky. (my first big sales job was total luck..no experience, no reason that they gave it to me other than how I carried myself and looked.)

Since then - it's been like 8 years of working from and just chilling out.

>>715813033
You illiterate fuck.

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>>715818508

don't waste your time trying to sell to low level grunts who don't really have the decision they think they do. go to the top. have an executive discussion. Show the benefit to them that they care about. Do it in a few sentences. Then the low level grunt just has to do paperwork on the executive's decision.

Don't kill yourself trying to get a single sale. Think of it like speed dating. Give it your best shot, if you don't get the slightest inkling of real interest, move on. It's a numbers game.

My faggot colleagues spend way too much time on shit that will never happen, talking to the wrong people at the wrong companies for the wrong reasons and trying really hard to make it work.

>tl;dr qualify your customers as much as they qualify you

>>715818556

snowballing little daughter.

that is the most believable scenario I've ever read on /b/.

ever

>>715818888

actually that is how it works. tiny balls too.

nice demonstration of your roid rage, btw

>>715820102
Your dick doesnt shrink you utter cretin. Your balls might shrink a bit but if a girl notices that you're doing sex wrong.

>>715812404
I want to share my wife with people. Something about the thought of seeing her get gangbanged by multiple cocks just turns me on. Wish I had the guts to tell her that though.

practice practice practice

>>715819414

she was awake, she knows. she was just too freaked out to do anything about it. that's why you're not allowed to have sex with minors, faggot.

>>715819623
I'm not a robot in any sense of the word, so this doesn't sound too difficult. What did you major in college?

>>715819918
I do have a slight problem with obsession tbqh, but I'm sure I could get over that. I have actually thought of becoming an investment banker. What sorts of sales are these?

>>715819918

I'm just curious - how expensive of an item / solution are you selling?

My least expensive offering is $5600 ranging up to about $30,000.

>>715819493
>You make 8 Figures?

No, my sales are in the 8 figures.

I'm going to make over $300K this year with final commission check.

>>715815224
>Greentext some of those stories.

>>715812404
I have been hearing and seeing things that I learned arent real. I see people and can have conversations with these figments of my mind, for the past decade. I've told nobody because the house I am trying to support (I live with a group of friends, no family alive anymore, last family member was murdered by a copin frontn of me) can't afford to have me lose my job. I mostly ignore them, but when none of the real people are around, I like to talk to them abd listen to their problems. The only one i do not like is this asian-looking business man who keeps talking about how he likes to fuck little kidsa. I wish he would not come back, but the rest are fine.

>>715820365

least expensive: $200

>I spend 0.0% of my time trying to sell these

most expensive: customized collaborations in the $3M to $5M range.

>I spend 99% of my time trying to sell these

I hate this site now that all of you stupid ass normies have found it and ruined it. I don't know why I come here anymore. None of you know what a glorious place it was before you started ruining it when you heard about it on the news. Fuck every single one of you. Goddamn there are two people claiming there are girls in this thread and bragging about not showing their tits. Might as well call /b/ reddit now because of you sorry ass mother fuckers. Seriously, go to hell You fucking nigger loving faggots.

>>715820342
>What sorts of sales are these?

STEM shit

>>715812404
i wanna suck a black dick for first time

>>715820342

I went to college for busines, but I actually don't have a degree.

I was a musician - then I met my wife - we had a daughter and I had to find something to provide more steadily.

So I started in retail...found an outside sales job in advertising at a local news paper...then my "get lucky" part...I got an outside sales job with a technology company (50k a year) and then it just sort of took off.

So I sell industrial tech that you find in a water plant or a semiconductor plant, etc.

>>715820531

sounds like schizophrenia. can be managed with the right meds. better to get on them now before you are totally detached from reality and can't tell real from imaginary. a lot of schizophrenics end up getting killed by the cops because they're acting crazy doing shit they would never do. cops have no idea how to deal with the mentally ill.

>you won't be able to contribute to the house when you're dead

>>715820564

shut the fuck up Donnie

>>715819540
I do.
>summer his senior year
>his grandmother gets sick as fuck
>step mom goes to take care of her
>dad leaves for California for two weeks
>i score huge bag of pot
>getting ready to have a big party
>step bro comes home blushing
>what's up?
>"i-i bought something...for us..."
>won't say what it is
>start rolling joints
>"what are you doing?
>getting ready for a pool party!
>"Why do you make so many of those?"
>because most my friends smoke, lil bro
>he blushes
>what now?
>"I've never smoked..."
>laugh until i see he's serious
>pick up joint
>light it up
>pass it to him
>he takes a fake hit
>no no, don't waste it. Here...
>kiss him and shotgun hit
>he coughs his brains out
>we finish joint
>he's baked as fuck
>runs out of the room
>i laugh my ass off again
>he comes back in silver bikini
>"w-wanna go swim?"
>we go out back to pool
>he poses sexy on the stairs
>i grin and get naked
>get in pool
>he bends over stairs
>pull the bikini bottom to the side
>spread his tight cheeks
>sweet pink boy pussy
>i lick it until he's diamonds
>push dick into his tight hole
>he squeals
>my hips slam his ass
>we both cum buckets at the same time
>fuck the party
>we go upstairs
>smoke and fuck

>>715820370

Ah ok - I land in the 7 figure range in what I need to sell.

I land at about half of what you are making.

I don't have anything to sell that would get me in the millions - even big projects are around $100k.

>>715820910
Pics of that trap step brother?

I was diagnosed with Schizoaffective disorder, I never told anyone because I don't want to be seen as less of a man. Its why I got discharged from the Marine Corps Reserve after they ordered a psych evaluation, I told everyone I failed a drug test to cover it up. I don't want everyone thinking Im some whiny snowflake having a pity party for myself

I've been experimenting around with hot-wifing with my wife. Next week for Christmas we invited ten guys over to stay with us for the holidays. Really looking forward to it.

I rape my sister in law.

>>715820702
Sounds good, anon. I'm either gonna go into sales, investment banking or medicine.

Now that 4plebs has been blocked on my sixth form computer I might actually listen in business.

>>715820102
It really doesnt. Im not on roids you inglorious retard. The balls shrink because theyve ceased test production. You can do a post cycle therapy to restart them or just blast and cruise. Sorry the doritos and mt dew are a little too close to home. Im sure youd hit the gym and be buff but you dont want your giant swinging dick to shrink. Lmao

>>715821221
Enjoy getting beaten and robbed by niggers.

>>715820564
you're out of your element, Donnie!

>>715820564
> a glorious place it was

newfag detected

>>715820910
Moar, please I beg you moar

>>715820806
I know. I've looked up a few terms for what I have, but tue meds are either too expensive, or (if i ever get the money or insurance) the second a doctor thinks about prescribing me them, I am gonna be locked up.
I figure i have about two more years before i take my 10Ga out in the woods, dig myself a hole, and go away.
I just want my friends to be happy, I dont have anyone else anymore.

I masturbated in my 10th grade class...

>all of the sudden I hear anon are you pleasing your self
>I get bloated red and start saying shit like
>nah doood my nuts are itching puberty...
>no one believes me I start being manic about it
>go home cry thinking I'm going to be made fun of for the rest of high school
>pray for hours to god for this to slip by

TO MY FUCKING SURPRISE NO ONE SAYS A WORD NEXT DAY... it's like nothing happened, im still blown away by it, maybe the universe decides to be kind to me or some shit

>>715821671
No one forgot. They all make fun of you behind your back. Was it during a volcano video?

>>715814266
do you think she'll be up for it or is she going to be strange about that it happened?

>>715821671
I honestly doubt any of them forgot probably just talk behind your back

>>715821913
No I was masturbating to my teacher she was 24 years old at the time... I don't really care if they forgot or not I'm just so happy they didn't make fun of me or ever mentioned it again... actuallly this gay kid that was in the closet at the time would mention it couple of times through high school but I would still play it off as dude PUBERTY COMMON NUTS ITCH LOOOL

>>715820702

I'm the other sales anon. I have a Ph.D. in the related STEM field. making three times what I ever made as a scientist. Hell, my base pay is 40% higher than any salary I ever had as a scientist.

>>715818896
nice story faget now say something tru

>>715814983
what kind of prosthesis does he have?

>>715822118

he was trying to get something going with you just like you would talk to a chick if you saw her sex herself.

>>715822528
Yeah no shit

>>715815887
you think it will happen again? would you be up for it happening again?

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>>715820197

if a girl doesn't notice grape sized balls, she's a tard.

>trust me, they notice your grape sized balls and laugh about them with all her friends

>>715820210

in California? we can make that happen anon.

>>715819711
??

>>715821238

does she like it? the rape

>>715823314
"Scream"

>>715822767

you shoudl be fucking her mouth every day

>or is she american born?

>>715823440
>>>715822767
>>7̶1̶5̶8̶2̶2̶7̶6̶7̶

Good thing I saved that pic before you deleted it anon.

>tanks

>>715823364

take that as a yes?

greentext it faggot

>>715821238
Ill take things that never happened for 200.

Proof? How old is she? How do you do it? Something plausible might make this more believable.

I sucked my friends dick once during a sleepover.

>>715823663
post?

>>715823314
nigger are you retarded? by definition she has to dislike it for it to be rape. otherwise its just sex.

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>>715818888

btw, nice dubs

>>715821238
more details please

I used to take showers with my best friend when we were 13-15. We are still friends- no one knows

>>715823976

>>715818888
nice quads

I don't get why this girl and I never call each other by any name. Nickname or legal.

Nothing. Its just "Hey" and thats it

>>715824008

then greentext it faggot

I'm a gril and I come to 4chan for the depraved sex stuff.

>>715825383
Imagine if a male had said "I come to 4chan for the depraved sex stuff." He'd probably be called a faggot newfag.

>tl;dr this isn't a secret

>>715826202

newfag

>>715826400
Should have called me a faggot newfag.

>>715824429
Post again, just for keks!

>>715820910
I bet your version of a huge bag of pot is very different to a true tokers

i fucked my 28 yo aunt when i was 16

>>715813033
*I had a dream

Thinking about making each of these a greentext and starting my own thread::

Age 4 - Molested by father

Age 4 - Sucked my chest and undressed sister's barbies (I have a MILF breastfeeding fetish to this day)

Age 9 - Tell friend i can change into someone else (a girl) and let him dry hump/pee in my butt for a Japanese Foiled Gyarados

Age 10 - Masturbated first time to Tony Hawk character creation screen

Age 11 - skip couch cushions and go straight to licking/fingering/rubbing on the family dog

Age 11 - masturbate smelling our cat while it lays on my chest

Age 12 - Grew up in poor family so I had to watch Aunt's kids. Fondle niece (9) while we "wrestle"

Age 12 - Get tired of dogs. Grab a lawn chair and penetrate/nut in a mare for the first time

Age 12 - start jacking/sucking off our colt

Age 13 - best friend's step-brother fondles me in my sleep. i suck him off but he doesnt nut

Age 13 - would take naps with me when i watched her). Would get up to pee at such an angle that my dick was visible and/or put her hand on my crotch while we napped. Sadly most I ever got was a light squeeze as she moved.

Age 14 - classmates ridicule me over journal i kept of the body parts i liked on female classmates

Age 14 - Hear about man dying from fucking horses. immediately stop fucking horses

Age 15 - still obsessing over 6th grade crush. go to her house at night and watch family through window. become obsessed with serial killers

Age 16 - Go to inpatient psych care because mom's abusive boyfriend. make origami cranes and ejaculate on them, let them dry, and give them to a cute nurse i liked

Age 19 - Move in with gf's college roommate. liberal arts college trustfund kid with no boyfriend who pisses me off. Regularly put on her robe/perfume and jacked off with her used panties over my face while i read her journal. came on her childhood stuffed horse once, but mostly just in her lotion/shampoo. Too afraid to cum in her food.

>>715826607

goes without saying faggot

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>>715826665

again. for keks

>>715826958

you absolutely must greentext this

I'm a pretty mild-mannered guy who likes violent sex I guess.

I throat fucked the love of my life last night and her gasping for air was so hot to me.

>>715827722
I thought you were calling me a newfag because I technically said the thing which I said qualifies you for being called a faggot newfag.

>>715827593

come suck my dick faggot

>I'm only serious

>>715827593
so fucking twisted. I love it. moar!

Fapped in the apartament of my older sister couple of years ago, I think she knows...

I'm the reason my current gf is addicted to LSD

could go into detail if someone wants me to

I got my younger sister (16) wasted and had a 3 way with her and my bf

I masturbated in park at night last weekend.

>>715828594
I lost my virginity in a park at night last weekend

>>715827924

was she down with it?

I had this chick I used to fuck and she really got off on my fucking her throat.

it started when I told her I was going to fuck her mouth. Laid her down, mounted her mouth and did a few gentle, shallow thrusts - nothing at all extreme. stopped to do other shit.

then a few minutes later she gets this real shy voice, almost a whisper, and says "can you fuck my mouth again?". it escalated from there to the point that I would just shove her head down all the way on my cock and hold it there until a bit after she started squirming to let me know she needed to breathe. I would pull her head up enough to get my cock out of her throat but still deep in her mouth, with her gasping and slobbering on my cock. After giving her nowhere near enough air I would shove her head down again and pretty much cum instantly. By the time I let her up, she was gasping for air again. She got so fucking wet. Told me it was THE sexual highlight of her life. So I kept doing it.

Then one day she died. No, not gasping on my cock. She died alone, choking on her own vomit after drinking a fifth of vodka.

I can only hope that in her last seconds, if she even woke up from being passed out, that she thought of me and my cock down her throat as she ran out of air.

damn I miss her.

>>715828725
I smoked weed in a park at night last weekend

>>715828427

either tell the story or don't faggot. we don't kneed your attentionwhoredramaqueenhorseshit around here

I peed all over a section of a friends room today.

>>715828791
>was she down with it?
yes, I was down with it.

>Then one day she died. No, not gasping on my cock. She died alone, choking on her own vomit after drinking a fifth of vodka.

Sorry to hear that :(

>>715828594

and by "masturbated in a park" anon means "let strangers whose faces I never saw fuck my mouth and asshole until they creampied me"

>>715817639

Jesus fucking Christ. Why?

Religious upbringing?

>>715829084
Just never could get into it. I like it now, though.

>>715829048
not really, i was coming from pub in another city and had to walk on foot 10km through park to home cause i couldnt afford transportation. the park was empty

>>715829041

yeah, it sucked. one of those internet relationships. we didn't even do phone. (there was no texting then - you IMd on AOL and shit).

Hadn't heard from her in forever, she didn't reply to my emails. Got a bit worried. Then one day I googled her name and "died" and found out she died. They didnt' say much in the article in the paper. She was a well known librarian and teacher at her school in a small town so it was "news".

She had told me about this one student of hers who was kind of like a son and friend to her. One day I looked him up and asked what happened. He told me that she didn't come in to work one Monday so they went to check on her and found her dead next to an empty vodka bottle. Cause of death: choked on her own puke.

Really do miss her.

>>715827870
i suck at green text but here it goes
>be me 12
>have aunt i always have de dreams to
>aunt has kid
>kid is 5 years old and blind
>mom frequents aunt as scumbag husband left
>i take it upon myself to babysit the litle shit
>take him on walks etc etc
>fastforward 4 years
> big 1 6
>remain relationship wit blind cousin
>mom falls ill
>most trusted family member is hawt aunt
>mom decides me n my sister stay wit her
>fastforward couple month mom still in hospital
>living with my aunt seems permanent
> aunt has 0 social life as she has to take care of her kid and my sister
cont?

>>715829041
>>>715828791 (You)
>>was she down with it?
>yes, I was down with it.

LOL, I know YOU were down with it.

How did she react? was she cool with it? did she like it? think she'll let you do it again? think she'll make you do it again?

details. for science.

I had a brief relationship with my ex's daughter. The daughter is 19, I'm 41.

>>715828791

Jeez that is fucked up.

>was she down with it?

We never really talk about sex (bad I know). I don't think she particularly likes this when I do it, but she knows I like rough stuff. I start in on the throat fucking when she tries to deepthroat me. I take this as a sign that it's okay. If she is just sucking very shallowly on my dick, I assume she's not go for it tonight.

I think she is genuinely into some of the other rough stuff I do though. I know that getting fucked hard makes her cum. She's too shy to verbally ask to be fucked hard but I can usually tell when she wants it.

She also gets off on getting manhandled too. I grab her by the throat usually to lead into other positions. For example if she's giving me head on her knees, I'll grab her throat and pull her up to her feet for some intense kissing before palming he throat again to throw her on the bed to get fucked. This usually elicits heavy moaning.

>>715817639
>>late 30s

got good news for you. you hit your prime in your 40's so it's going to get better.

I had so many lovers in their early 40's who told me it was like one day someone flipped a switch and made them as horny as a 14 year old boy over night.

you're gonna love it femanon. strap in for a wild ride.

>>715812404
I fucked my bestfriend`s bestfriend (both are girls) and never told her about it, now she knows and won`t fucking talk to me, wtf

>>715829634

yes, yes, continue.

but please learn to stop with asking that. just type. of course we want to read it.

>>715828204
Aside from going in-depth, I don't have any more stories.

I guess I do have a weird thing about only dating rape victims and putting them in uncomfortable situations though.

>>715829793

noice

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>>715812404
I don't know how to tell my family I got a D in math 101 and have to repeat the course. I'm pretty sure they'll just look disappointed and tell me to take out another loan then lecture me about how to properly study.

Other than that, I hate when I hear my sister talk about the dudes she's hooked up with, or when she speaks about going on dates. It's mainly because she leaves her kid with us (my parents and brothers) and then will pretty much stay the night at the dudes house. Then when I go over to her house the next day she tells me that she got drunk and that she hooked up with the dude. It's a never ending circle I'm destined to be a part of. Meanwhile I have no friends so I don't get laid, bars are weird when I'm by myself.

>>715829637
>LOL, I know YOU were down with it. How did she react

I am the "she". It hurt really bad at first, but then it felt amazing

>>715830122

greentext fucking the horse

>>715829798
I am already feeling it. I seriously can't get enough sex. I think this is why I started, tbh

>>715830447

so both of you are typing on the same computer?

or is anon just fucking with us?

>>715830659

it keeps getting better. go with it. explore. have fun.

where are you btw? California?

i killed a two of my neighbors outdoor cats one time when i was drunk then buried them in the woods. Never got caught

>>715830676
the other person is not me or him. I'm the one who lost my virginity in the park (femanon). idk who that other person is...

>>715830752
Kansas

>>715831042

fuck

When my wife is at work her friend comes over to our house. The kids play in the sitting room while we fuck in the kitchen.

>>715830036
just making sure
>hormones of a 16 yo fag kick in
>start beatin it when ik know one is home
>aunt comes home one day kind of early from work
>nb4 (ive heard dis before)
>nothing happened tht day
>next morning aunt tells me she heard "noises"
>sheet
>try to come up wit excuses n shit
>we both end up droping the convo
>she begins telling me i dont have to wait for her to leave
>ican close my door and have "privacy"
>wit my sis at school
>and cousin at school
>(my school got out one week earlier for summer)
>i had all day at home
>take her word and begin closing door and jacking it
>no longer care about volume
1/2

>>715831446
MOARRRRR

>>715831371
poor woman works hard for her money while you fuck her friend? I hope you get AIDS

>>715831371

sounds like an excellent life choice

>>715828975
>>715829637
>be me
>18, home from college for the first time in half a year
>visiting friendo I've known all my life
>friends has 3 viscious doggos that always attack, they hate me cuz I'm cool
>friendo has to put away doggos so I don't get mauled, once I'm over there I can't leave his room. No joke
>friendo has a cat that lives in his room, kitty can't leave either because doggos
>friendo sleeps on couch in other room, I sleep on his bed
>wake up this morning at around 7
>gotta pee like crazy
>thefloodsarecoming.jpg
>sneak out his door, bathroom down the hall
>doggos inside
>doggos right outside the door
>retreat.gif
>lay back down and try to ignore the problem
>wake back up around 9
>the need for pee is real
>sneak out of room again
>friendo is in the shower, doggos are out, nobody else is home
>fuck.mp4
>retreat to room again
>come to terms with the fact that I can't hold it
>lookingaroundforhelp.pdf
>no bottles, filled garbage can, no way out
>I realize
>cat
>litter box
>I tell myself there's no way I can be doing this
>doing it
>completely drop the pants and start to waddle toward kitty litter
>foot slips
>miss the box
>peeing more than I ever have in my entire life. Noah had to build a second ark because of me
>all of it is landing right in front of the litter box
>most gets on a little pad thing
>splashes up on the wall, box, bookshelf, on the floor, behind box and bookshelf
>goingtokillself.exe
>clean what I can with the few paper towels from eating night before
>not enough
>use socks
>still not enough
>use extra clothes I brought to change into
>finally like 80% cleaned
Cont.

>>715831194
I met someone online from Cali a few yrs ago. Made plans to meet, I paid for the trip, he disappeared offline. Won't be making that mistake again

>>715831797
cant trust cali ppl

>>715831706
?

I sucked a random guy's dick once and I loved it.

>>715831901
can't trust anyone online, really

>>715832191
cant trust cali people online or irl

>>715831942

fucking in the kitchen with kids (witnesses) in the next room.

excellent life choice

>>715831759
Cont.
>20% still left
>heartattack.mp3
>put another pad down, throw away other pad and socks
>steal unused liner to put clothes in
>onedoesnotsimplythrowawayajohnconstantineshirt.meme
>calmly sit on his bed
>friendo comes in
>tell him the cat peed over there, and that it grossed me out so I threw up over there
>explain the cleaning process
>peepeevthrowup:dawnoflies.mov
>"you had a rough morning anon, I'm sorry. Thanks for cleaning"
>dudeyouaresointhere.greg
>everything is cool, leave hours later
>there is still pee behind the bookshelf and litter box
>friendo doesn't know truth
>changed name to Poseidon
>what is happening with my life
End.

>>715832420
lol yessir

>>715831797

yeah, I can see that. besides, it's not like I would be you bf, just your fuck. you wouldn't fly out here just for wild fuck sessions.

>>715832128

gril or faggot?

what am I thinking? obvously faggot

>>715817077
Just checking: You know you're a rapist, right?
All it takes is for her to tell anyone any of this and you can go to jail. You know what they do with guys like you there.

>>715831446
>fastforward 2 days
>aunt showers
>let me take this time to describe her
>shes 5'2 light tand and her fucking tits are 34DDs (all that matters)
>genius me hatches plan
>will place phone with camera recording in corner of her room
>will have great footage if her rubbing lotion n changing
>hell yea
>set up phone in corner
>i belived it be non visable
> hear racing i run back into my room waitin
>here shower turn off
>yeeee boiii
>wait couple minutes
>aunt comes out
>shows no sign of having noticed
>sucess
>sneak into her room while shes in the kitchen
>retrive phone
>go to room and flip dick out
>bust huge nut but at the end
>heart crawls up my throat
>fuck she re adjusted it
>im fucking dead
>breakfast was akward as shit
>she didnt say anything but i knew
>doesnt go to work that day
>wtf?
>calls me over to kitchen and starts explain that spying isnt right
>im fucked anyways so i follow up with
>"sorry its just your so sexy"
>silence
> tells me next time to ask
>confused by this
>thinking ask what
>ask her "ask what"
>"to see"
>dick gets rock hard
>blushing hard
>dont know what to say
>shes wearing red tank top so i got a perfect view of titays
>her being older makes the first move
>big wet kiss with tounge on mouth
>about to cum buckets
shit gotta make it out of 3

>>715832432
the risk makes it hot

I felt up my 11 year old niece this past weekend while hugging her. She didn't seem to notice. I feel terrible, but can't keep her out of my head. Never thought this before.

>>715832605
Not technically a faggot, but you would like that, wouldn't you? ;)

>>715832546
I had hoped for a relationship. In the end, I Was willing to fly there just to ride that amazing cock. I had already paid. I at least wanted to get something out of it

>>715832794

excellent life choice

>>715832904

everyones a faggot on fagchan faggot

>you would like that

hey, you're the cock sucker

Okay I never shared this with anybody but fuck it.
I'm living in the same house like my parents, and sometimes when they're not at home, I go upstairs to their bedroom, open my mothers closet and I put on Leggings, Pantyhoses, Lingerie and stuff like that.
Sometimes, when I know I have enough time, I even put on some high boots of her. It's quite painful because she's got size 39 (EU) and I got 46, but somehow it works. Then I go downstairs to my flat again and then I do one of two things.
The first thing is that I put myself in self-bondage with some belts, bycicle locks and so on and I jerk of to some weird humiliation or bondage or chastity porn or I put on my normal clothes (jeans, t shirt...) and continue to do my normal stuff, until I can't stand it anymore and I jerk off anyway.
Don't know why I like it, I'm not gay, I even have a girlfriend and I'm definitely not "born in the wrong body" or some bullshit. I just like it somehow and I often catch my self thinking about buying these things for my self...

>>715832931

still got the ticket that can be applied to another flight?

>>715833104

>still not gay

>>715833123
haha nope. That was a few yrs back, and it expired a month later. Wish I did, though.

>>715833264

too bad. find yourself a guy there at home who will help you explore your sexuality.

if you were coming to Cali, I would tell you that as long as you agree to stop me if there's something you don't want to do, then I can take us to some pretty interesting places. If you agree to that in advance, we can really have fun.

find someone like that at home. you'll both learn a lot about yourselves.

>>715831042
What part? Im east kansas myself.

>>715833519

I'm this guy

>>715828791

and yes, she made that agreement with me. she was glad she did because we did some really wild stuff that I would never have tried out on anyone else. but having that freedom let us explore.

btw, she never stopped me from doing anything. always loved it.

>>715833519
you aren't helping my situation any. LOL
I need to go do that one thing again...
>blush

>>715832727
>idk wtf to do
>hand shaking
>i make a grab for ass
>initiate intense make out session
>moves to couch with me
>pre cum is everywhere
>climbs on top of me while im on back
>tells mw to remove her shirt
>hands still shaking i do
>sexy ass bra
>takes it off
>imediantly bust as i was a virgin fag
>she feels it
>tells me thats alright
>will make me last long
>cant make out a single word
>shes horny as shit to
>hasnt had dick in atleast 5 years
>shirtless make out
>gets up and removes yoga pants
>shes into fitness n shit always wore those
>panties come off as well
>first time seeing pussy irl
>dick gets diamonds again
>takes off my gyn shorts and boxers
>tells me for my age im decent sized (probably like 6inches)
>slowly gets ontop slipping my dick in er vagina
>heaven
>rocks back and forth slowly
>up and down slowly
>begins picking up the pace
>bust again
>she doesnt care
>keeps going
>for another 1/2 hour i fuck my aunt
>everday we were alone wed fuck
>she taught all sorts of postions and shit
>taught me how to eat pussy and tits
im 19 now and our affair continues
have a shit ton more stories for next thread