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You cant actually be that fucking stupid. This must be bait.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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You cant actually be that fucking stupid. This must be bait.
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>>715809638
Why am I stupid?
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>>715809638
This
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>>715809638
Tip top bait. You can almost believe someone could be this stupid.
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>>715809557
you're fucking retarded if you didn't instantly get what "butterface" means

at least you've only embarrassed yourself anonymously online, but you should feel fucking dumb
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ha ha in the toilet hold
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>>715809720
What the fuck else could butherface mean?
Butterface is you is it phonetically and not having the potato power to deduce the meaning till now. Like omg guize "lawl" means "lol"

Is water wet too?
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>>715809557

Butterfaces are great for sex. Just dim the lights and holy fuck. You wouldn't know the difference between that and a 10/10.

Girls with less attractive faces are eager to please. They will do whatever you want.
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>>715809557
Have a few, just need to locate them.
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>>715809931
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>>715809557
holy shit OP
your mom should have swallowed you
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>>715809981
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>>715809931
Cheers mate!
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>>715809557
This faggot is dumb as the day is long

Butter is tradionlly made from cows milk the is churned with a pole. Hence butterface means "churned with a pole." And a pole is from Poland. So they basically saying said women is of polish origin
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>>715810038
np famalam
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>>715809916
You just derped all over the fucking thread man. What the fuck were you trying to say?
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>>715809557
The "original" butterface: Ms. Wendy O Williams
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>>715809557
>>715809638
>>715809847

I've actually never heard this expression before. We just call people with hot bodies and ugly faces "accidents".
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>>715810111
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>>715810095
Fuck me, that flew right past me.
Thank you based Anon
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It's butterface because their faces are all sloshy, like butter. Fucking moron.
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>>715809981
The main problem she has are her teeth. Give her some braces and she would be a 7/10 semen demon.
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butterface = but (h)er face
moron
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>>715810408
That is literally what I said.
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>>715810119
>This
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>>715809557
I feel you. I had no idea why Qt3.14 was funny or what it meant until about two months ago when I was bored and spacing out.

It stands for Cutie Pie, for those in my boat.
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>>715810285
Shut the fuck up. You fucked up your timing.
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>>715810408
Everything is hot 'but her face'.
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>>715809557
great body, but her face.....

butterface
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>>715810665
quack quack
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>>715810143
In German, we use the expression "Gesichtselfmeter" (face penalty)
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>>715809916
Not OP, I always thought it referred to her face turning your dick into butter. I don't think OP is retarded.
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>>715810408
>>715810733
>>715810769
Fucking newfags couldn't even bother to read the entire post, let alone the thread.


Still, saging because op is a faggot
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>>715810665
wow it took you long enough jesus fucking christ
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>>715809916
take it easy, not everybody is as enlightened as you
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>>715810924
>I don't think OP is stupid because I am also stupid myself.
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>>715810944
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>>715809784
>>715809638
ITT: Faggots learning something painfully obvious and projecting their stupidity on OP for his amazing discovery.
>>715809847
>>715809916
>>715810012
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>>715809916
>Butterface is you is it phonetically and not having the potato power to deduce the meaning till now.

That made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Kill yourself.
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Everyone's shitting on OP. But damn I never really thought about it.
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There's a butterface set of a blonde girl, early twenties, with shorter hair and glasses. If anyone knows where to find such a set it would be appreciated.
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>>715809557
Hi Mongo. candy gram
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i thought that it was butter like pic related
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>>715809557
https://www. mediafire.com/folder/c8f2mj2i571i3/videos

Drop of some of her vids, not my finds
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>>715809557
she's got a bangin body
But her face bro
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>>715811029
If it's so "painfully obvious" why does the OP think its a "discovery"

?

Is it becaus the OP is an autism?
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>>715811276
k spanish fag
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who is this?
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>>715812083
Because not everyone leans into things as much as another, and what is 'common sense' for some is not so much 'common' for others.
I am sure OP knows some shit he considers common knowledge which you bunch of faggots don't know.
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>>715809981
Who is she? This pic is pretty amazing actually. Worth the face.
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>>715812297
Like how to post about yourself while pretending to be someone else who just randomly came long to defend you?

I wonder if there's a word for that..
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>>715812297
Wtf 'leans into?'

Shut up nig
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Hi i am from 9gag hiw do i green text? XD
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>>715812606
I believe the word would be faggot.
You don't know me, maybe I like butting in to defend peope from arsewipes like yourself
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>>715809557
Everything looks good "but her" face.
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>>715812721
>Leaning
>in
>to
It's not that hard to grasp.
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>>715812872
Sure thing, OP.
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>>715809981
>>715812561
Hey, seriosuly guys, who is she? Image search does nothing for me
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>>715809916
Christ, this is the real bait.
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>>715813405
Answer this man. Stop circle jerking about OPs dumb question.
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>>715812872
No its samefagging you ignorant pheasant
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>>715810143
Who does "we" consist of?
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>>715813405
>>715813499
I would like to know this as well
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>>715810769
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>>715810769
She looks like fuckin' Joey Ramone!
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>>715809916
I always thought butterface was an inspired word for ugly because rubbing butter on your face regular would spawn ache. Ache for me is synonymous with ugly. I think OP's realization is spot on.
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>>715814194
* acne
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You really don't know?

"I saw this chick, her body was bangin, BUT HER (butter) face! OMFG what a trainwreck!"
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>>715809557
Hnnnnnnngggggggg!

MOAR plox.
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>>715814194
What the fuck is your life man? How does your fucking head work?
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>>715814536
Yeah, I do know.
That's what I said in my first post.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING NEWFAGS ITT

holy fuck just kill yourselves
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>>715813054
But it has no context and means nothing here. How does literally leaning into something do anything.


Ooooohhh, you read a book and think this means learn.
Lrn2wrds nignog.
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>>715814801
I'm still fucking puzzling over it man. It's a nonstop mystery.
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>>715810924
No, you're both retarded.
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>>715810122
I'd fuck her.
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>>715815066
That's where you're the stupid one.
Nobody's talking about literally leaning in to something.
Leaning in to means wrapping your mind around something, thinking about it, looking for a deeper meaning, studying, whatever the fuck you want to call it.

>MFW I'm not even black
>MFW no face
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>>715812222
Wat a waste
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At least none of you morans were dumb enough to ask.
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>>715809557
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>>715815379
No it doesn't. Never has.

What the shit.
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>>715809557
moar
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>>715809557
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>tfw didn't understand butterface meant "but her face" because I'm so intelligent my mind thinks up a billion different possibilities for what the meaning behind it can be.
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>>715816163
So you've never heard it. Now you have.
Doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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>>715810833
That owl looks full of hate.
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Meh, I think OP is the second smartest person in this thread. Smartest being me, of course.
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>>715809557
>>715813405
>>715813779
https://twitter.com/submissiveplz?lang=en
Anon delivers
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>>715809557
This is exactly what it's always meant. No epiphany, just the sudden removal of ignorance
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>>715809557
e·piph·a·ny
/əˈpifənē/
noun
noun: Epiphany; noun: epiphany; plural noun: epiphanies

>the manifestation of Christ to the Gentiles as represented by the Magi (Matthew 2:1–12).
>the festival commemorating the Epiphany on January 6.
You wat OP
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The perfect strategy to improve self confidence temporarily is find a tiny flaw in someone's personality or a small mistake made by someone and make that out to be THA ULTIMATE PROOF UR RETARDED!!!!111!!!

That's what this thread taught me.
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>>715816100
that is the biggest genital wart ive ever seen
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>>715817697
that's actually a crotchnipple

t. medfag
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>>715809557
>Butterface
>But
>her
>face
She's gorgeous everywhere but her face.

Get it now?
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>>715817031
That wasnt mean, but i agree.
1. You are a woman.
2. No one uses that shitty term from that shitty book.
3. Youre fucking using it wrong anyway.
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>>715818074
if you actually took one minute to read OP's entire post you would have realised you don't need to say that.
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>>715817930
So.. a cripple?
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>>715818147
Just driving home the point. OP is still a faggot.
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>>715818101
1. I am a man, actually.
2. Book?
3. I am not. It only makes sense.
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>>715809557
She's got a nice body, but her face...
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>>715810122
you're a braver man than I am, to contemplate fucking Wendy O.

I suspect it would be safer to try to fuck a sabretooth tiger.
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>>715818217
MOAR!
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It takes a while for me to understand these things as well, but I'm diagnosed with autism so I can use that as an excuse. You can call me retarded all you want but I'm on disability check so your tax money goes to make sure I get paid for being a lazy slob, so suck on that!
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butter+face

Literally the first definition
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>>715818217
I've seen that face before
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>>715816164
joe goes?
anyone"?
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>>715818426
No it really doesnt. Lean in means study? Since when? You used a term wrong and now you wont back down. Its cool we can move past it.
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>>715809557
Nice one OP , i did not know what it ment , keep up the good work !
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>>715810122
>>715818470
>>715815325

She's dead.
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>>715818217
Wow. My penis went flaccid faster than I've ever experienced before. I am actually amazed at how fast it went.
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>>715818627
>when ya boi got a sis wit a bangin bod
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>>715818726
Mate, do you even know what studying means?
To study something means to examine it excessively, which is what one does when he leans in to something.
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>>715809557
Yea I remember her pics... eventually you start wondering what's that "growth" down by her vag.
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>>715809557
Butterface = But Her Face.
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>>715819120
Did you even read the original post Anon? No. You didn't.
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>>715817657
>I said something retarded
>people called me retarded for it
>this is somehow proof that I'm not retarded

Retarded logic.
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>>715819225
If I'm retarded, everyone is retarded.
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>>715819071
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>>715809557
Everyone's ripping you apart lmao

Tfw I always thought it was because butter is chunky and fatty
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>>715819198
Triggered?
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>>715819397
You do a shitty job at photoshop... can't even keep the original resolution.
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Post moar of that fugly skinny bitch
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>>715816100
I've heard of girls with 3 nipples.... but on the vag?
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>>715817653
e·piph·a·ny
əˈpifənē/
noun
noun: Epiphany; noun: epiphany; plural noun: epiphanies

> 4. a moment of sudden revelation or insight.

You didn't read far enough.
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>>715810316
agreed

teeth fixed
new glasses
and a haircut

would hit even if improvements weren't made
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>>715819407
/b/ is as /b/ does.
This place is a cesspit of angry psuedo-intellectual assbags who take their own insecurities, leaping at every given opportunity to project said insecurities and vent their frustrations on anyone unlucky enough to not be quite as "smart" as them.
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None of these girls pictured have amazing bodies imo. They have flabby bodies with zero muscle tone which implies laziness on their part. Laziness is very unattractive imo.
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>>715818824
I know. I'd still hit it.
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>>715819484
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>>715819802
I obviously left that out for the purpose of my post.
But you just had to go ahead and ruin that.
>I am Anon
>I am so smart
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>>715819974
clearly you don't understand what resolution is.
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>>715819842
Oh shut up, we were just messin with OP. Don't ya know? Ya always mess with OP! That's what we do.
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>>715820026
S-M-R-T
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>>715818627
kek
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Jokes aside i just realised this too
why is everyone so mad about it on le /bz/
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>>715820580
This is nothing a blindfold and a ball gag won't fix.
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>>715819974
This is the reason we need free dental care for extreme cases.
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>>715809557
This is like the guy in his twenties talking about when he saves up to get his own place he is not going to have a lid or seat on his toilet because its for girls lol, then his friends are like lol what about when you sit down to shit? Then hes like nah I am a guy and we just sit on the porcelain rim. Then he realized he made it to his mid twenties pooping incorrectly and had just told all his close friends.
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>>715810029
body is so fucking sick

Worth the face-- shit it's not even that bad.
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>>715814801
I'm not him but I thought differently a while back. its a personality type as far as i can tell. some people just connect far flung dots when the answer is staring them in the face.
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>>715817339
some good shit right here
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>>715809557
>yfw she's actually hot, she's just shit at make up, doesnt take care of her hair, just needs to make her smile cuter and needs better looking glasses.
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>>715818808
#stillnotaskingforit
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>>715822691
zozzled hard
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>>715818262
>Underated
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>>715819603
Hahahhaa GOLD
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>>715820580
Any one got the meme that goes with this about the way that guy would treat her?
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>>715820838
>why is everyone so mad about it on le /bz/
Because they're all perfect saints without any flaws. It is their obligation to point and laugh at us imperfect bastards.
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>>715818627
was away from /b/ for 1.5 years. Fuckin' had me in tears man
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>>715826235
Happy to spread the joy
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>>715809557
I had an epiphany yesterday too. 'Peace Frog' by the Doors name checks all of the things done to Indians during the making of the US.
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