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/b/ btfo
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>>715807437
what happened?
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>>715807437
http://nos.nl/video/2149213-russische-ambassadeur-neergeschoten.html

Russian ambassador killed by kebabsassin.
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>>715807437
/r/worldnews has the answers
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>>715807437
haha that gunman looks like tha sort of faggot who lurks /pol/ then goes off to the campus cafeteria to eat alone and think of what warhammer 40k figurine he's going to buy next
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>>715807437
>>715790436
*WW3 HABBENING!*

ON YT, NOT GAY NEWS SITES WITH ADWARE AND SHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx97s2igPGg
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video?
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>>715809124
He was screaming Allahu Ackbar at the time, so I doubt it
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>>715809040
Religion of peace is at it again

"Allah ackbar! Allah ackbar!" - what a piece of shit. Islam is cancerous trash
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>>715807437
Alright /b/, you're my most reliable source for world news. What scene is this picture depicting? Explain to me as if I was dense.
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Трагичная история.
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>>715807437

Impressive trigger discipline.
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>>715809424
First thing in my mind!
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>>715809291
karlov, russian ambassador to turquie getting shot in the back 7 times
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>>715809424
>>715809511

He's most likely ex military/law enforcement.
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>>715809517
>http://nos.nl/video/2149213-russische-ambassadeur-neergeschoten.html


HOLY FUCK
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>>715809679
yep, law enforcement .
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"Don't forget Aleppo! Don't forget Syria! ~ repeats a couple of times
As long as our towns are not safe, you will not know what safety is.
Step away! Step away! (talking to the people there I think)
Only death can get me out of here!
All those who have a role in this atrocity will answer for it!"
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"Don't forget Aleppo!
Don't forget Syria!
As long as our land isn't safe you will not taste safety!
(to security guards or police) Back off!
Only death can get me out of here
Whoever has a share in this cruelty will pay for it"

Also Allah Ackbar
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>>715807437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CP9dg38cAI
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Can neerneschoten be the next meme please
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>>715809380
Are there any vids of him getting ghosted?
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>>715810590
>>715809829
Check the link fam
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>>715810321
I was so used to see islamist videos that I actually expected for the crowd to say back "Allah Ackbar" ;))
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should've been carrying one of these

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBZ2eHpth2s
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>>715807437
Muslim terrorists killing Russian putinists. It doesn't really bother me. They are both my enemy I don't mind them killing each other.
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>>715808927
CIA hit.
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>>715810718
Thats not funny man
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>>715809679
CIA
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>>715810828
Wtf...

The guy is saying all that shit in a Turkish accent. How fucking retarded are you guys? Are you getting your fucking info from /b or facebook?

Grow the fuck up
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yeah yeah yeah, just like the fucking 9/11 and charlie hebdo attacks im sure, perfect for riling up the people in order to have them support war easier. most CEOs and gov. officials deserve to suffer in the most epic of proportions.
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>>715810811
Chek'd
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Russians are responsible for massacre of tens of thousands of people in Syria, if not for their constant vetoing in the UN, this horrible war would have ended long ago. Killing an ambassador obviously isn't the right way to solve this problem, but I understand the frustration of Syrians.
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WW3
W
3
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>>715810811
It is now.
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>>715810919
This guy wasn't syrian . And US has way more to do with killing syrians and arabs than Russia.
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>>715810919
U FUCKING DUMB FAGGOT BITCH

U WANT GET RAPED BY ISIS????

FAGGOT MOTHER FUCKER

RUSSIA KILL THEM FOR U WHILE U SIT HERE TALK SHIT OUt OF UR ASS U FUCKING SHIT SKIN TURK
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>>715810653
not the ambassador, the roach assassain you twit
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>>715810811
>>715810966

damn dubs tell the truth
but which ones
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man I really don't 'get' art
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>>715811370
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>>715811370
kek
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>>715811045
Yeah, except there was never ISIS in Aleppo you uneducated trash.

This is a civil war with about 4 major forces clashing and many smaller ones fighting locally. All of them are religious fanatics, but all have different goal. Russia supports a dictator that has been proven to torture his own people and use chemical weapons against them. The west (and Turkey) support rebels who want to convert the country into a democracy (that's what they're claiming at least). Arab countries support ISIS. Poor Kurds just want to have their own country on their lands, but nobody gives a fuck.
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>>715810883
>Implying the CIA doesn't recruit foreign agents.
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>>715810919
Are you a ducking retard
Pls tell me who was in Syria before the russians
AMERICANS AND TURKS
we all know what they did there
Killed people and bombed hospitals
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>>715807437
disgusting, and then this dirt wonders why they are hated.
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>>715811542
The problem is a lot of the rebels align with Al Qaeda and other terrorist groups.
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He is a hero, russia invaded a muslim country and bombs muslims and he is protecting them. He isnt a terrorist but a resistant. Look at him.
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>>715811909
I saw the video. Did he kill other people? It looked like he only targeted the Russian dude.
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Russia is an invader. Why syria would belong to russia? This is imperialism.
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>>715811820
Because they're all illiterate goat fuckers who will fight for anyone who says Allah is on their side AND pays well...

The west proposed many solutions to this crisis, all of them were vetoed by Russia. So fuck them.
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>>715812031
If russians never stepped in the Americans would have invaded Syria and killed Assad
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>>715809124
Sure kid
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Hitler did literally nothing wrong.
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>>715809380
RIP in peace pupper :(
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>>715812106
And ISIS would probably never have gained such a large foothold in Syria.
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>>715812321
Kek
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>>715812020
three or so bystanders were injured in the attack, unsure if there were other fatalities
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>>715812295
He tried invading Russia in the winter.
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All the major news networks still talking about the electoral college topfuckingkek
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>>715811585
you're dumber than 12 metres of gravel walk
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>>715812406
I see, but it doesn't seem like the regular durka durka kill everyone attack. While not acceptable it's at least better than killing random civilians, kids and shit.
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>>715810919
Dude are you trolling? You must be retarded, American or both
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>>715810718
kek
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>>715807437
The funny thing is that /b is more balanced and less conspiracy filled than the comments on articles on RT.com
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>>715809679
He's graduated from police academy in 2014.
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Why were there no armed security? In the US the guy would've been a pin cushion for bullets in a femtosecond.
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This is why I carry everyday. I won't be a victim, and I'll never cower.
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aint got shit on me
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>>715810722
Can't wait to see Russia bombing sand-niggers.
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>>715812493
no you're absolutely right

he didn't target anyone but the Red; he fired warning shots first evidently and told people to get the fuck out
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>>715812711
he was the security
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>>715812714
he was shot in the back mongoloid, if you carried a gun wouldn't change anything
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>>715807437
good trigger finger discipline. bravo!
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>>715809288
Hitler dubs confirm
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>>715812842
>>715812711
The mayor Ankara says he was a cop, and used his credentials to get in.
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I wonder who i do hate the most, if Erdogan or Al Assad
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>>715812886
Talking about those people in pic related. Are you that dumb?
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>>715809380
Look at all the gun holes, what a shit aim he had.
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>>715812714
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>>715812677
Yes. Hes a 03:05 in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WuRa1F37tc
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>>715809380
anybody know what this turds motive was.
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>>715813057

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
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>>715813021
they didnt get shot, but wouldve if theyd pulled out a gun, holy shit how retarded are you
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>>715813083

increasing kebab prices
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>>715812979
Why hate Assad? The Syrian "rebels" are fake as hell. They are the ones to commit war crimes. Currently, Assad is our only hope for stability in the middle east.
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>>715809424
so this motherfucker is/was trained .. we must dig dipper
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>>715813189
nice
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>>715813163
Sure kid.
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>>715812886
He would fucking shoot back as hes falling to the floor.. Or once on the floor.
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>>715807437
so why did quentin tarrantino do this?
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>>715809517
wtf fake why didnt he fly forward from the power of the bullet?
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>>715810718
kek'd hard.
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>>715811370
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>>715812714
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>>715807437
>>715809517
that guy is obviously mossad
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>>715813313
new ending for reservoir dogs remake.
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>>715809380
WTF happened to the spring mechanism in his clip? I've never seen that happen from dropping it on the ground before?
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lol wat
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>>715811370
topkek
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>>715813565
props are usually easier to break than the real thing
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so russia will invade turkey now right
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>>715811028
You stupid fuck! Are people really this god damn dumb! The Syrians did this to themselves. I hate faggy little teens that think the US is the reason for all the worlds problems.
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>>715809288
He was actually saying "Doing this for the love of the country" And was yelling Allahu Snackbar when he had nothing else to say.
Stay a cuck white boi
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>>715813057

i noticed him too.
he is like "damn shit, now my meal gets cold..."
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>>715809380
That magazine is broken or has malfunctioned
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He was off duty or some shit.
Wasn't a trained assassin strategically placed.
Off duty officer. Had a gun.
Islam bullshit happened.
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>>715809424
don't make me laugh, this is a serious topic!
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>>715809380
Should have bought meccgar mags
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>>715813897
>islamic state bugle and accordion corps
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>>715809040
Ga weg henk
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>>715812595
Why everything he said is true.
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>>715810656
Tfwy about to do some real nigga shit
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>>715812714
ENHANCE ON THAT FUCKEN PUSSAY!
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>>715807437
How high in the hierarchy is the Ambassador of Russia?
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>>715814132
>Ground Level Position
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>>715813057
Tfw when your big break in art world ends with a bang
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>>715814200
kek
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>>715814200
Underrated Post
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>>715814200
kekus maximus
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>>715814328
HOYL SHIT HAHAHAHHA
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>>715809380
RIP SWEET PRINCE
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>>715810656
A dapper assassin, if i may say
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>>715813389
That's a good one, saved
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>>715813057
>mama and Papa spend many kopeks to send you to fancy art school Lenin grad.
>little Sasha gets consumption during 3rd year, but her dying wish is for you to spread beauty with art
>papa becomes an alcohol, and writes to you daily, telling you that it's your fault he beats mama
>your pain drives your work to new level
>papa kills himself on the day you graduate
>mama dies from wild boar attack in kitchen next day
>you cry cry and paint and paint
>never taken seriously
>begin driving cabs, only painting when you are sad, which is always
>move to Ankara, where you can fondle boys cheaply
>one day, Ambassador enters your cab wants to hear your story as you drive him to fundraiser for Al-Assad
>you remember mama and Sasha, tears swell.
>Sergei, ambassador says, bring me your art, we will find a place for it in new exhibition
>go home and wait for big night. Your order two small Armenian boys for after party
>go to go to exhibition
>just as you feel mama and Shasha smiling down on you from from white heaven...
>Allah hoo fucking act bar
>yfw
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>>715813929
Fuck off normie.
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>>715814112
My fuckin sides
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>>715812714
Can't carry here in commiefornia, but fuck I'll bumrush a nigger with a gun just because I don't value my own life.
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>>715812714
sure big boi.
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>>715814328
You been hit by.. You been struck by:
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>>715815441
Underated.
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