Passed out chicks Preferably naked, but clothed is also fine

bumping for interest

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>>715806784
pic related

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>>715806784
too soon

>>715806799
califlours

>>715806690
that's not a chick bro

>>715806753
lol, she's got a tapeworm coming out of her ass

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>>715806982
video related

>>715807393

Girl's gonna have one hell of a UTI

>>715807469

It's a tampon string, you dipshit

>>715807469
god I hope this is b8

>>715807393
more like this for the love of god

>>715807478

Story behind this?

>>715807552
Also, it's not in her ass.

>>715807657
"Japan"

>>715807469
10/10 kekd

>>715807657
He's a nice guy, isn't gonna ask her what happened, but she has to eat those eggs.

>>715807748

Yah, but was he keeping her prisoner and sexually torturing her or something?

>>715807811
has to eat the eggs

>>715807516
A&W is a helluva root beer

>>715807811
its a fucking fiction, dumbass

>>715807643
Please explain. Looks like shes puked up some licorice liquor and someones jacked off on her but something just looks wrong.

>>715807997
He/they came over her face and stuffed her panties in her mouth you dipshit

>>715807997
it's panties you blind fucking fool

>>715807811
hes a gentleman. she just gotta eat them eggs m8. alllll of them

>>715807643
That really looks like she's dead and a shit load of black worms is coming out of her mouth. scary shit

>>715808067
Ahh now i see it. Thank you for illuminating what was otherwise a random looking black liquid young man.
My eyesights not what it used to be on this phone. Merry Christmas you little cunt!!

>>715807643
Black tapeworms

ITT: /b/tards who don't know what panties are, and don't know the difference between a cunt and an asshole

>>715808315
kek

>>715808070
You, however can go fuck yourself. TRUMP will sort out you gen snowflake fwits with your entitled , crass vernacular.

>>715808265
Merry Christmas to you too faggot

>>715807657
this is a 4chin meme,a guy once created a thread were he asked what would u do if u find a girl passed out and naked.
one anon said that he would take her hoke and when she wake up he gonna give her some eggs to eat

>>715808626
"I dont need to know what happened, but you need to eat all the eggs"

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>>715808457
i think you might want to make an appointment with an optometrist ya fucking goof.

>>715807643
In my day, before digital cameras, we used to focus out shots because film was expensive if you didnt develop it yourself.
Today's generation doesn't seem to care how shitty a pic is as long as they can get back to their xbox without having to press the button agai .

>>715808715
yeah haha,if u have the pic post it here buddy

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>>715808855
fuck off. this is the future, old man.

>>715806799
they look delicious.

>>715809023
haha awesome

>>715806690
I would rape that passed out pussy all fucking day.

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>>715809255
sure you would. you're probably too much of a pussy to even end up in a setting where you could find a passed out chick. either way you're a sick degenerate.

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she's gonna be passed out for a long time

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>>715809749
also she

>>715809801
>fapping

>>715809913
glad i could help

>>715807516
Are they laughing their asses of?
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>>715809992

Ugh, Shock Top?

Degenerate.

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>>715807469

First legitimate laugh I've had in a long time.

>>715808626
completely forgot about that thread

hahahha holy fuck

>>715807643
it is so nice to cum on a sleeping girls face but with DNA testing, very dangerous

>be me 22
>at my buddies girlfriends flat for a night of drinking
>buddy and girlfriend getting wasted off of tequila shots
>me, can't stand tequila so drinking beer
>buddy and girl hammered and want to play drinking game
>decide on quarters, but with tequila shot glass
>me a black belt in quarters
>get buddy and girl falling down drunk
>buddy's girl flops down on couch and gurgle barfs last shot up all over herself
>she realizes and strips off her shirt right then and there
>buddy stumbles over plops down next to her and starts squeezing her bra covered boobs
>they start to drunk make out like sloppy rutting pigs
>he takes off her bra and starts sucking her sticky tequila titties
>they absolutely forget anon is even there
>buddy slides hand down the front of girls thin legging and starts to finger fuck her
>ohyesthisishappening.jpg
>anon fades into background
>girl pulls off buddies shirt
>then in a drunken frenzy buddy and girl are both naked slobbering all over each other on the couch
>anon pulls out dick to stroke
>buddy gets into position between girls legs to fuck but has whiskey dick and can't get it up to get it in
>girl whimpers and grinds her sloppy pussy into him
>anon stroking furiously
>buddy smashing limp dick into girls pussy
>wetsloppysmooshymess.gif
>girl getting frustrated grabbing buddy's ass and trying to force his limp cock into her cunt
>much grunting and slobbering continues until it is clear that nothing is going to happen
>buddy rolls off girl onto the floor and passes out right there
>girl, legs spread wide open, sloppy cunt on display for anon passes out just like that

>>715810779
only if you're convicted of another crime and they already have your DNA

>>715810901
Moar

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>>715809801
They dead?

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>>715809801
You shitbags have no respect for another human beings dignity. Unbelievable.

>>715811583
webm exceeds file size

http://theync.com/assbiscuit/drunk-girl-gets-shit-on-big-time.htm

>>715811775
And you are nothing like us at all... except... you're in this thread too...

Oh snap

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>>715811775

>>715807516
Marijuanas OD

>>715811185
srsly gais

>>715811822
Hey. I go through lots of threads. But maybe it's time to go. These women were daughters and sisters too, Be ashamed of yourself, be Very ashamed.

>>715811775
Shit bags like you are the reason /b sucks today

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>>715810901
Please....carry on....

>>715812873
>not virgin_mary.webm
ya fucked up.

>>715810901
(cont.)
>be me, raging hard on, staring at girls sloppy cunt on display
>what to do now anon?
>so horny, but can't touch girl, that would be bad
>good angel, no anon you can't
>bad horny angel, anon, she'll never know
>horny outlasts smart
>i creep over to girl, dick out precum dripping off
>buddy past out right next to couch, have to be careful not to wake him
>kneel down next to girl
>only place for my knee is right between his legs, almost touching his balls on one side and up against the couch on the other
>can smell girls pussy
>hardasdiamonds.gif
>lean over and inhale pussy smell
>can feel heat of her cunt on my face
>drop of precum drips onto my buddies leg
>i decide to touch her clit, super softly to see if she's awake
>touch clit with tip of finger
>nomovement.jpg
>slowly circle clit with now wet finger
>nomovement.jpg
>slide finger down to hole and slowly slide it in to the knuckle
>nomovement.jpg
>slide finger in and out
>nomovement.jpg
>slide in second finger and start to fuck in and out a little harder
>slut parts her lips and inhales deeply... spreads her legs even more
>oh shit, is she awake?
>stop all movements, two fingers knuckle deep in her sloppy cunt

>>715813034
kek. renamed.

>>715807748
Kek newfag

>>715813045
moar

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>>715813074

fake

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>>715813045
(cont.)
>hold still like a deer in headlights
>my heart is fucking pounding out of my chest
>she is still, breathing goes back to regular sleep breathing
>i continue...
>sliding in and out
>start rubbing her clit with my thumb and stroking my cock with the other hand
>her pussy is getting warmer and wetter
>i want a taste...
>i pull my fingers out of her cunt, they are absolutely covered in her ooze
>i lick them, she tastes amazing
>i looked down and her pussy juice is leaking down the crack of her ass, she's sooooo fucking wet
>i have to, i'm blinded by my fucking horniness
>i lean over and lick the juice up the crack of her ass and into her cunt
>godshetastessosweet.gif
>as i lean over i move me knee and accidentally rub up against my buddies balls
>he moves a little, but doesn't wake up
>i dive in deep
>shove my face and nose and chin all up in her slot
>her ooze is covering my face
>i'm so out of my mind, i'm eating her so hard, sucking her clit, sucking in all her juice

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>>715806982
kek

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>>715812873

lets go with the green text!

>>715810939
They could also ask for a DNA test of everyone at that party and you are the only one refusing.

>>715808377
where is she from?

>>715808457
Is this the new face of Shilling?

>>715813791
(cont.)
>she hasn't moved at all
>she's so totally out, it's crazy
>buddy is out too, at this point i'm jamming his balls with my knee and i'm attacking his girl's cunt with my tongue... not even the slightest movement from him
>he actually starts to snore a bit
>i decide to take it a step further and stick two fingers back in her while i suck her clit
>she's out but her body is responding
>she arches her hips up into me and starts to grind her clit into my tongue
>i let go of my cock and reach up to grab a handfull of tit and squeeze
>she's moving with me, slightly, but she is
>i'm eating her out and all i can think about is sliding my cock into her
>i'm imagining fucking her sloppy hole while i'm tongue fucking her
>good angel, ANON, you can't do that!!!
>bad angel, STFU good angel
>i slowly pull my fingers out and slow down my tongue action
>i pull away and her hips drop down again
>she exhales, like her sub-conscience is disappointed
>i look at her pussy, her ooze and my spit has made it so wet and gooey, it's bright pink and her clit is hard and out
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>i look down at my buddy, my knee is in his balls and there are drips of my pre-cum all over his thigh... fuck him, that turns me on even more
>i stand up quietly and slowly
>step over buddies leg and kneel down between girls legs on couch
>super super ninja creep
>couch creeks a little
>her sloppy cunt is right there waiting for me
>my dick is a steel bar, dripping pre-cum pointed right at her snatch

>>715806982
Top kek>>715807125

>>715814782
In b4 dinosaur

>>715814782
>I am about to stick my cock into her wet snatch
>buddy wakes up, drops to floor
>and we all do the dinosaur

>>715807643
First of a, those are panties you fucking virgins...
Second, fake

>>715813011
Need this slut's pussy

>>715815266
You fucking dick

>>715815646
lol u mean ur moms pusy lolol

>>715814782
(cont.)
>i grab my cock and inch it closer to her cooze
>i can feel the her heat on the tip of my cock
>i touch her hole with the tip and wait for movement, there is none
>i stroke the head up through her slot to the clit and hold, waiting for movement... there is none
>i stroke it up through her slutty creamy slit again to get it all covered and wet
>i position it right at her hole and push
>she's so fucking wet and slimey that i slide right in all the way balls deep
>i swear it felt like she sucked me in
>she inhales deeply and spreads her legs even more
>for a second i'm worried that she's woken, so i hold...
>she doesn't move any more
>i continue...
>i stroke out, and then back in all the way, as slowly as i can
>fuckshefeelssoooogood.jpg
>her cunt is warm and gooey all over my dick
>i've never been so hard
>i start to fuck her harder
>her jugs are shaking on her chest
>her nipples are haf, could cut glass
>i grab her fucking slutty boobs and use them as handles for leverage as i stroke in and out of her
>i'm squeezing hard and picking up the pace
>she is still out
>i feel the cum building in my balls
>i start to pound into her, i'm totally out of control at this point, fuck it if she wakes up
>ohfucki'mgonnacum.gif
>i pound into her and bottom out against her cervix and blow the biggest load of my life right into her
>gusher after gusher
>i came for what felt like 10 minutes, i couldn't stop
>finally i stopped and pulled out of her
>my cum bubbled out of her pussy and ran down the crack of her ass onto the couch
>fucking buddy is still snoring
>fucking slut is still out
>i stuffed my half hard cock into my jeans and started formulating my plan for innocence

>>715815785
>being this summer in december

>>715814347
keep going

>>715815918
>I'm Summer.
>Falls for a 10 second effort bait.

>Myfuckingsides.jpg

>>715806799
>wrong collar
>stays in compressed shape even out of skull

try harder next time

>>715806784
Any moar of this set?

>>715815847
how did playing innocent go?

>>715816378
>>715816378

sick burn anon

>>715816771

>collar

nigga you just went full retard

>>715817032
I figured that they'd wake up all passed out, naked, hung over, and cummy, so I had to be out of the room. I also figured that if i left her place, that'd be suspicious too, so I dumped out the rest of the tequila and emptied a bunch of the beers to make it look like i had gotten pissed too...

then i went into the bathroom and passed out by the toilet to make it look like i was barfing all night.

Worked great, the next day they were embarrassed and actually apologized to me that they did that (she must have figured that they fucked)

I told them no worries, i didn't see a thing. I went and yacked in the bath all night. They were pleased with that, Haha, I win.

To this day (6 years later) they don't know a fucking thing, and they're married. It's funny seeing my buddy now. I love the fact that i'll always know that i've fucked the hell out of his wife and blew my load into her cunt.

I'd do it again if given the chance.

>>715817994
fuck. me.

i hope there's more of her in your stash...

>>715818116
thats a really cool story.

>>715818116

great story. excellent critical thinking skills.

take any pics?

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personal favourite

>>715818257
fuck i wish, i really wasn't thinking of that at the time... though now i kick myself for not, i'd fucking love to have some trophies

>>715817994
moar

>>715818116
Maybe we can ge5 pic of drunk wife?

>>715818452
exactly.

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>>715817994
>>715818154
From the same night. It was a business trip and she got black out drunk and stripped in my room so I figured she was down. Had lunch with her husband the next weekend.

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>>715818591
>figured she was down
>figured she was
>figured she
>figured
>I figured

Nigger you done raped her

>>715818591
Most excellent. please full dump this little cum bucket. thanks anon!!

>>715818591
don't stop

>>715819223
She was cool with it the next day, she knew what she was doing when she came to my room.

>>715819223
fuck you white knight douche, any bitch strips naked in a doods hotel room of her own accord (drunk or not) expects to get fucked, bottom line

>>715819560
.. and came *in* your room as well, one hopes.

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>>715819223
Yea she getting fucked
BOTTOM LINE FAGGOT

>>715818591
>>715817994

let's continue...

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>>715819223
Also she sent me this a few days later

>>715819899
we'll be needing some more of these anon

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>>715819785
Try using that logic in a court hearing, you edgelords.

>Not knowing the meaning of consent
>Not knowing that a person can't give full consent when intoxicated, let alone unconscious

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>>715819899
Only have a couple

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>>715820028
Well it's a good thing she actually wanted my dick then huh>>715820055

>>715820028
She gave consent by:
A: Heading to anons room drunk af
B: Once in room strips


She gone get it nice n good

>>715820055
tap that.

>>715820183
Yeah. You took a big fucking risk there m8. Chicks these days are crazy and will fuck you and call it rape the next day. Be careful out there

>>715810415
whats that tapeworm doing in the middle of her nipples

>>715820396
Usually I'm cautious for that reason but she's always been pretty flirty so luckily she didn't flip shit like that.

>>715807478
moar!!! source!!! story!!! something!!!

>>715820707
Love her tight little body - those tits!!! Is this a continuing thing for you? wondering if there's more coming....

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>>715820183
Last one I've got of her

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>>715806753
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You're a virgin!!!

>>715820811
We have fucked a couple times since, we have regular trips to NYC together for work.

>>715815901
great ass, got any more?

>>715821138
thank you for sharing. would love to catch updates if you care to share more of her. rc4anon at gmail please. very nicely done, and congrats on finding a playful cum dumpster at work. careful! ... but enjoy it while it lasts! she's fucking hot and tight.

>>715814289
And?

>>715818418
it's about time

>>715818418
not soon enough

>>715817994
post-fuck rosy pink blush on her neck and cheeks. this little fuck bunny is quite simply perfect.

>>715806753
I think the string is a punctuation mark - period!!!

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>>715818418
You made me do this...remember it's your fault

>>715810178
Just curious why a certain beer is degenerate ?

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>>715815847
Cool story bro, got hard

>>715825282
love her

>>715827395
Fake and gay

>>715807516
This isn't fake. This happened in Ohio like 30 minutes from where I live the who adults ODed on heroine with the toddler in the back seat on the side of the road.

>>715818418
story behind this?

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>>715813821

fucking love this but my gf doesnt like to be hairy

fml...

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>>715815847
continue glorious faggot