REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>715793458
pls

>>715793468
no

I can only hope

>>715793458
pls

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doubt

only if i roll dubs will i get a gf

>>715793458
Nah, I'm probably gonna die alone.
But I'm a hopeless sap, so here's your reply.

>>715793458
Lies

>>715793458
Sure

Sure

can only dream

k

test

>>715793458
Not sure I actually want a gf. Just thinking about all that maintenance makes me break out in cold sweats.

Am I gay?

k

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>>715793458

shouldn't you all be in school right now?
I'm gonna go hang myself now for posting in this cancer thread.

>>715793724
>uldn't you all be in school right now?
>I'm gonna go hang myself now for posting in this cancer thread.

Nah dawg, it's late December.

Great

My wish will come true

>>715793458
I can only pray

>>715793458
Nah, it's fine bud.

I've got more chance of getting trips...

[desperation intensifies]

pls

>>715793811
Close

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>>715793800
Check'em

Sure I will

>>715793458
Not like i've got anything to lose

>>715793458
dreams.. what will I do without them...

DUBS AND KEK BLESSES ALL OF US WITH QT GFS

>>715793458
I already have one.

ANOTHER.

gf get!

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>>715793458
Hoping it was her.

>>715793641
No you've probably just dated shitty women. Like I have.

>>715793458
Why not try right?

Pls

>>715793458

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i cant stand normal women. bitchy, rude, think the
world revolves around them and them only.
please give me a stoner girl. there the only bitches i get along with.

>>715793458
I'm so alone
I'll buy a frog if this actually happens

>>715793458

I really need one.

Fuck I wish that was how it worked

>>715793458
Please

If only...

I can only wish

:^(

Praise KEK!

wat

Sure why not

Let's see

>>715793458
I need one that's sexually compatible
sex is like 95% important in a healthy relationship

Pls meme magic

worth a try

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>>715793458
>tfw you know this wont work but youre so alone its worth a try

>>715793458
Lord KEK, I send my pleads onto you.
May the lord of darkness grant me with a qt gf so that we can lie in the dark and praise be unto the moonlit frog

>>715794173
;_;

Satanic trips

Jokes on you op
i have a girlfreind
dont want her though
so jokes on me

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>>715794239

>>715794239
Lul

I wonder if there's people who're that dumb they believe this shit works.

>>715793458
can I just be a girl instead

>>715794233
there is hope anon , the dubs dont lie

>>715793458
pls gif me girlfrendo i pray

>>715794311
>all ill say is Facebook.com

:(

What have i got to loose

Sure op will delivar

>>715793458
I know this is bullshit and doesn't work and that I don't deserve her, but I miss her

So yeah, I'll try

Worth a shot

Wont work
but worth a go

>>715793458

fuck it i'm desperate enough

posting in this thread for gf gains

>>715793458
Reply

Fuck it why not

>>715793458

yes please thankyouverymuch

can dead people have girl friends?

>>715793458
gni

>>715793458
You said the same thing yesterday I am crying right now

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ill belive it when i see it.

Plz

If only.

>>715793458
let's try!

>>715793458
i wish

>>715793458
Dubs says This is BULL

Please.

>>715793458
Will she be a good girlfriend?

I DONT WANT ONE

Crippling deprression

why not

pls

yea shure

shure

>>715793458
god plz

>>715793458
Sleep well pupper

>>715793458
There is no downside to replying

plz

>>715793458
i hope it's my crush ._.

>>715794967
Im fucking her so no

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OP pls be true.

given up on Western and westernized women as well as catholicfags
Asian women ftw
EXCEPT Filipinas
blabbermouth as fuck like infinite ammunition glitch tier especially when fucking pissed
neveragain.jpg

Come on dubs

Rescue me from loneliness

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>>715795023

I am gay

>>715793458
DIDN'T WORK THE LAST THREE TIMES THOUGH DID IT YOU FUCKER

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>>715795023
B

gimme one

I Believe in this

What og i dont want one?

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>>715793458

idk if i want jules pls

aha no chance xD

dasdasdas

>>715793458
i want to believe

I'm married but she treats me like I have some skin-contact disease so pls magical /b/ send me a gf thanks in advance.

>>715793458
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Pls

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>>715795194

>>715793458
she better be prettier than her

>>715793458
THE DREAM!

>>715793458
k

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>>715793458
ye sure

>>715793458
Please I am a virgin

>>715793458
FOR HAWCHOKE

pls op bring my gf

>>715793458
Ok, wont happen anyways. Normies dont do this

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Cant believe this bait got so many replies

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>>715793458
OP IS GAY LIAR

just posting a second time because I really want a gf

Worth a shot

>>715793458
nigger

kill me

niggerfaggot

Nigga it won't be a girl I want, what the fuck

O boi

It's tomorrow. You lied.

>>715793458
ok mr skeleton

>>715793458
wut

>>715793458
thx

sign me tf up

Nice joke

>>715793458

>>715793458
why not

:(

liar

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>>715793458
Fuck you, this is way more effective than dead mother meme

>>715793458
I wish

PLss

>>715793458
OK lets see if the magic works

A Kisseroo from me to you!

gimme ok

>>715793458
i doubt it

If this works i will follow through with my life the way the gods planned

yo

ya bro

channeling my desperation for a mommy gf

please "O" seduce me for my big NEET cock

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>>715793458

>>715793458
Worth a shot

This better work, I get suicidal around the holidays... and this may be the year, don't let me down..

Oh boi

>>715793458
Oi!

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>>715793458
obvious bait, but it would be nice so bump

>>715793458
Fuck You OP. You're not saddling me with with some bitch. I'll decide if I want a chick or not.

>>715793641
Yes, you're a fag.

>>715793458
Please

>>715794795
hey, do you have a source for that pic?

>>715793458
I want a little girl pls

>>715793458
Roll

ok

>>715793458
Please, please, please

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>>715793458
Wrong. My gatebox isn't schedule to ship until December 26th. It still won't get here until a week or two after shipped. So I won't get my girlfriend until January you lying piece of shit.

>>715793458
Hopefully

>>715796204
Pfff

Please

>>715793458
I want to belive

>>715793458
Yeah sure

yeah right

sure

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>>715793458
i believe you

>>715793458
bait with no pourpouse..... gr8

i wish?

bet

I need a second one yes
Double the fun

i already have one what does this mean?

Ah fuck it

here's hoping

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>>715793458

>>715793458
Only if she's 10
else, no deal

>>715793458
Oh my lord. Thank jeebus.

>>715793458
k

wont happen

k

>>715793458
fucc it

replies to thread

YAS

>>715793458
Nigh>>715793458

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>>715796717
Why yes i didnt

>>715793458
Ha! Lies.

pls waifu

>>715793458
Not possible, I'm gonna kill myself tomorrow

>>715793458
pls

>>715793458
pls

I would like a girl, 9/10, and that could suck my dick

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>>715793458
they don't exist for people like us...

>>715793458
I wont.

>>715793458
Me too thanks

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>>715796773

>>715793458
Ye

>>715793458
is she gonna have a feminine dik for me to play with?

>>715793458
trips deny gfs for all of you

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>>715796821

ok

I am desperate enough

>>715793458
Sure why not

>>715796903
same

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>>715796903

Doubtful and lacking faith in you

dubs and this actually happens

>>715793458
Thanks lad

>>715793458

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>>715796955
Winrar gratz

>>715793458
Buying GF 20k

>>715793458

gib

aw shucks

>>715793458
Thank

Yes pls

>>715796996
20k what ?

>>715793458

This shit ain't gonna work, but lets try.

Holy fuck, So many of you horny fucks actually believed this

I can't forgive myself for replying to this shit

>>715793458
eh

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Bullshit

Come on let this happen.

prolly not

>>715793458
Trying my luck

>>715793458
replyin'

What if I already have one

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>>715793458
sure

good

But why?

>>715793458
PLS

>>715793458
lol nope

Pl0x

>>715797096
You dont and if you do you wouldnt be on /b faggot

>>715797034
Gold coins.

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Lol if I dont I'll start another holocaust :^)

Reply, btw. check my dubs

I do want a girlfriend but I also don't at the same time. Feels good making money and keeping my money. But I'll reply to this thread anyways.

xd

>>715797202
Keep em

>>715793458
nope

>>715793458
dicks

Fingers crossed date tomorrow

>>715797222
Trips = faggot

>>715793458
Yes.

Kys

>>715793458
Roll

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>>715797222
Trust me its not all its cracked up to be

Ok then

Replyin

>>715793458
Pretty possible yes.

>>715793458

I believe in you

let's see if this actually works.. will post results if i get any

>>715793458
I haven't kissed a girl in over 5 years

Ok

>>715793458
I WANT A GIRLFRIEND

I'd like that a lot, but somehow I doubt it.

Desperate times call for desperate measures

>>715793458
finally

>>715793458
>implying

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nah

>>715793458
Hope