Ask a german MD-11F pilot anything. Pic related

>>715790976
Ever consider diving into a mountain?

Ever get your dick sucked while you were flying the plane?

>>715790976
Ever plough one of the stewardesses? Like really smash her from behind while the copilot watched?

>>715791184
No.
>>715791225
We didn't have flight attendants or passengers. So i didn't get a head during flight

>>715791271
Im a Cargo Pilot.

Sorry, forget to say that.

>>715790976
Do you really feel the third engine ?

>>715790976
When are you going to bomb london? It desperately needs it.

>>715790976
What model of plane do you fly?

>>715790976
what country do you fly for?

>>715791484
You could just fly low and open the cargo doors.

>>715791564
Aero

>>715791433
Physically not, but we have to consider it at our fuel and take off calculations. And of course the ground crew must be careful during loading

how safe is flying from an insight's perspective?

im a nervous flyer, i know the numbers, im just an idiot when it comes to flying.

Ever went to HAM?

If so, are they chill or not so chill?

Whats the Pilots/Crew gossip about HAM?

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>>715790976
Whats the biggest in flight maintenance fault you jave encountered?

Worked a few KC-10s myself.

How big is your dick?

>>715790976
how often do you bounce land in those things? and are you ever going to be a good enough pilot to fly proper jets?

>>715791564
Boeing MD-11
>>715791600
Germany, Lufthansa Cargo

Have German men really started peeing sitting down so there's no piss splashes when females need to have a whazzle or drop a gorilla finger ?

>>715791730
Lack of blow jobs in the cabin

How much do you hate hotel clerks?

>>715791704
Maintenance here.

Pretty safe, usually a series of things need to go wrong and pile up. RARELY does anythimg ever lands with faults that could down a plane. I have caught thousanda of planes.

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I don't have a question, i just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you

>>715790976
> drop a gorilla finger ?

Fuckin kek

Are you a member of the Mile High Club ?

>>715791362
Havé ever touched dicks with thé co-pilot?

>>715791712
Nope
>>715791777
Never had a bounce landing, it's dangerous.
We had special bounce training sessions in the simulator to prevent it

>>715792044
what's the procedure when it starts to bounce? I heard the MD-11 was prone to bouncing under some conditions

>>715791940
Once being on autopilot, we tried golden shower on each other

>>715792153
How many niggers has your wife fucked while you're at work ?

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>>715790976
how much do you earn?
do you like your job?
which are the best places you have been to?

ever found a stowaway on board ?

>>715792227
Not niggers, but a few Syrians as much as I know meine frau had

>>715791823
If ever things goes very wrong, you're still probably okay. An aircraft can lose a lot of her system before it becomes dangerous.

Do you personally know Klaus from American Dad?

>>715792317
Truly an enrich country, hope you get a chance yo see the new caliph.

>>715792274
Roundabout 75k per year.

Yes I like my job. The salary is ok, and you see much places in the world

My favorite destination is LAX and Hong Kong

>>715792379
> aircraft
> her system
> her
Faggotten detektün

>>715792487
sound great, i thought about becoming a pilot, what are the requirements to become one?

>>715790976

How many times have you been tempted to plough the place straight into a mountain? Or into a city?

>>715792584
12 yr old hopeful faggot detected

>>715792584
a pilot's license

>>715792614
nope, not 12, the rest may be true. Saying that you sound like someome that failed at life, am i right?

>>715792753
11 then?
And no, I am pretty happy with my life anon.

>>715792695
ok, i know that much, i meant like a specific degree in something, or maybe a psycological health test, stuff like that

>>715791408
it says "Cargo" right on the frikken OP photo, don't apologize because btards are stupid

>>715792584
I really can't say how you have to be or what the requirements are.
At Lufthansa Flight school you had to be lucky at the assessment, that's it. You don't have to be superman but if the jury didn't like you, you're fucked up

>>715792830
tell that yourself, wannabe

>>715792584

Shit's expensive as fuk to do privately. Check the local air force if you feel the hotshot or the local aero clubs. Where I'm from classes are free until the age of 21 - regular plane, ultralight, glider or parachuting. Gotta pass a test which is easy as balls if you pay the slightest attention to what they explain and understand a bit of physics. That being said I truly hope you make it.

>>715792868
thanks, have a nice day

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>>715790976
Do you know that when you fly your wife gets fucked by sandnigger fugees ?

>>715790976
Fliegst du immer mit der gleichen Maschine oder bekommst du für jeden Flug eine neue?
Wie viel Aufenthalt hast du in einer fremden Stadt?
Hast du mal darüber nachgedacht, Menschen rum zu fliegen?

>>715792948
hey, thank you a lot, which country are you from? as op is, im a germanfag, so probably a lot to pay, if i did it privately

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>>715793003
When you say it in foreign it sounds even more tardish

have you ever thrown a jew into a jet engine?

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>>715793088
Winning post

>>715790976
You know that when you hear the words "terrain, terrain".. you push the yoke forward?

>>715793003
Wir haben jedesmal eine andere Maschine, weil die Flieger meist nach ca 2 Std Beladung wieder rausgehen.

Aufenthalt kommt immer darauf an, minimum sind aber 24 Std. Es kann aber auch bis zu 3 Tage dauern, bis es einen Rückflug gibt.

Ich würde auch Pax'e fliegen, bin aber zur Cargo gewechselt da ich hier Langstrecke fliege und es mir so Privat besser passt.

>>715793175
HEY! In English! You lost the war.

If the allies had lost, damn sure we'd all be speaking german right now.

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>>715793213
you are you fucknugget

>>715793213
IF lol always if if if if if

If germany had won
ho ho ho ho
merry xmas
etc etc

>>715793060

Romania. It's actually quite cool that in a land of poorfags one can get into flying. I went to flight school myself, but failed the test like an idiot (half an hour of sleep in 48 hours) . At some point all i wanted to do was fly cropdusting in beat up old AN-2s in the countryside.

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>>715791703
Ever flown any other planes? Does the Third engine help with anything in particular?
Just a plen nerd autismo question.

>>715792487
75k€ netto?
Weil, als popeliger Elektroniker bekomm ich ja schon 55 brutto.

>>715793175
Weißt du wenn du fliegst wie hoch der Wert der Fracht ist?
Weißt du wie hoch der Wert des Flugzeuges ist?
Schon mal darüber nachgedacht dich damit Ab zusetzten und ein neues Leben zu beginnen?
Als Pilot verdient man bestimmt ein Arsch voll Geld, oder?
Machst du manchmal riskante Manöver, nur so für den Nervenkitzel?

>>715791564
>>715791634
Fucking kek

>>715793175
Könnt Ihr das Flugzeug irgendwie während des Fluges öffnen? Also mal son Fenster öffnen oder so?

>>715793429
i think if you just take them, everyone has so many opportunitys, nice to read from someone actually doing it, congrats

>>715793683
nee
nee
kann man nicht, aber ja
75k im Jahr, geht wohl.
nein, das wird alles gelogt, die firma reißt dir den arsch auf wenn du nen looping machst. also: spritkosten und so.

>>715793768
nein, die frachttüren gehen nur von außen auf.
kabinentür könnte man, will man aber nicht.

ITT: bus drivers thinking they are "something"

>>715793900

Nah I never got to fly a plane, but i must have spent millions of hours in IL-2 Sturmovik then and since then. Microsoft Flight Simulator is still a good way to practice basic aviation skills (like the terminology, the controls, etc.)

>>715794104
Says the jealous fat dumb NEET virgin basement dweller

>>715793968
Eine noch: Fühlst du dich so richtig als Pilot, Held der Lüfte... so das Bild was in Filmen gerne gezeigt wird oder fühlst du dich eher als besserer Fernfahrer?

>>715794317
>Dis nigga played a flight simulator and now thinks he's an actual pilot

Lmfao

Are you a douche?
How old are you
Is flying really that hard to learn and do?, once you get the hang of it, its like driving a bus with autopilot.

Hey OP. As a cargo pilot, do they make you to fly under more dangerous conditions, e.g. fly right through turbulence than passenger flights?

>>715794382

Dude are you on something ? I never said i was an actual pilot.

>>715790976
Was verdient man da so? Wollte ich schon immer mal wissen. Geht das pro Flug oder regulaer als Monatsgehalt?

>>715790976
Würdest du jemandem empfehlen Pilot zu werden?

Gibt es ne Altersgrenze, ab welcher man's sich in die Haare schmieren kann, überhaupt daran zu denken noch Pilot werden zu wollen?

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>>715794598
>Dis nigga

It was all jokes fam

seems like op has left

>>715795919

komm zurück OP

>>715790976
Are you scared of beards on your plane?

>>715790976
when your copilot gets up to take a wizz and says "you have the plane", what happens if you say nothing?

>>715790976
the the passenger-related employees go on strike for better wages, do cargo guys join in or is it more like everyone for himself?

>>715793922
Kann man denn einen Looping machen?
Woher kommst du eigentlich?
>inb4 Frankfurt

>>715797160
Frankfurt