ITT: Crippling Depression

>>715789779
Ouch

>>715789794
Is that Celestia Vega?

>>715789868
FeelsBadMan

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>invite all your kids to thanksgiving
>no one calls
>no one shows
>all because you voted trump

tfw

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>tfw no one takes your rage seriously

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lonely at any speed

>>715789956
>TFW you're the last WW2 survivor

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>>715789933
Are you laughing because you can relate?

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>parents visit cake decorator
>"So tell me about your son. What are his hobbies? How does he spend his time?"
>"Well..."

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I'm turning 20 today. Coincidence? I think not

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>>715790198
Karma will get you

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>slightly overweight, average looking femanon
>dogs are the only thing in your life that keeps you going
>tfw they know

>>715790198
facebook cuck get out of my /b/

>>715789756
of all the words of mice and men...

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you stayed at home too long

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>>715789756
how can u think this is funny ? its so sad.

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>>715790097
Let's forget how sad it is to focus on how awesome it is cake wise. If I was the guy I would not even be mad to be such a failure

>>715790241
Prove it

>>715790241
Just a heads up, I'd still make soft gentle love to you until the sun came up then let you fall asleep next to me. We could even play video games in the morning after I make breakfast. There's still hope

>>715790397
These guys are lucky enough to be born in a safe country in which even the destitute enjoy a level of comfort that most peoples on earth could only dream of... and yet they necame miserable self-deprecating messes.

Don't be sad for the peoples that squander their chances.

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>be depressed lonely 25 year old guy
>get off work
>stop by grocery store and buy smallest cheapest birthday cake they have
>get to my shitty apartment
>set out cake
>want to post picture on facebook
>set camera timer
>rush back to chair
>grab angry cat
>use my last bit of soul to force a smile
>FLASH
>die inside

>>715790510
I would've came to more than the party

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>>715790482

I don't date 4chan users.

>>715790723
can relate
rip

Aropax works, got a special dispensation for it - 2 x 20mg tablets per day, the anxiety and despair is finally gone but I still get a laugh out of how shithouse humanity is

t. 40 year old virgin

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>>715790154

poor fucker. apart from him and the old men they all seem ok.

My birthday every single fucking year is like these pictures the saddest part it's always the worst day of the entire year.

>>715791070
>t. 40 year old virgin

state your weight

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>>715791145
183cm (6'), 140kg (308lbs)

The Aropax isn't working on my weight, but I can think clearly about what needs to be done about it, for once

i choose to have birthday like this.

spend some time with my ancient mother and father and see joy on their face.

when your family is all gone how much would you give to have had a cake baked with love by your mother?

I know you will say zero due to your calloused right hand from masturbating to CP furryloli you have drawn yourself in MS Paint.

>>715790571
If I remember this he didn't message any of his friends about the party and then later he got a new job making some good money.

>>715790482
this is the saddest one in this thread

yall acting like depression is summed on by a single moment in some pity party
no the most depressing things you can show to someone with crippling depression is happiness
most people in this thread have some form of depression they try to deflect by shitposting, but reality is, they'd rather sit and laugh at someone worse off than themselves than see someone who is better off than them

>>715791715

>yall

stopped reading immediately.

confirmed for hick / nigger with zero input value

>>715791715
people with depression would know best what the kids in those pictures go through. and its surely not funny

>>715791300

/b/ro is wise.
/b/ro speaks the truth.

Still miss my mom's birthday cakes and cookies. My wife bakes great shit for me on /b/day and I love it, but I'd still give a lot to get one of mom's with some store bought ice cream on the side

>>715790510
I want to bunch up Sarah's hair in my fist while my other hand pries her jaw open, and ram my throbbing tumescence into her protesting mouth, her glasses falling down and poking my testicles on their way to the floor as she starts to gag and sob from the intrusion on her tonsils, her lips turning raw from the insanely-fast pace of my thundercock smashing against them at faster-than-light speed, her teeth beginning to chip and cut open her gums and my cock, as I let out a furious roar and drench her throat with the force of a steroid-addled hound from Hell itself and slap her repeatedly when she cries from the experience.

Happy birthday, Sarah.

>>715791825
nah familiar pain is easy
>>715791773
>denial
>ad hominem to deflect

as long as you keep going "HA HA WORSE OFF THAN ME XDD!!11" means you have such a shitty life you have the scour for people worse off than yourself

not a surprise considering youre anonymously shitposting on an anonymous child porn image board

>>715791898
nobody cares

>>715791898
Such a way with words, hmu

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>familiar pain is easy
>>715791773
confirmed

I remember seeing a post quite a few years ago here about depression with a picture of a guy standing in the rain, and it was the best damn description of depression that anyone had ever given, but damned if I know if anyone saved it

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>>715792155
you should know people don't save good things.

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>>715792155

>tfw you are being a good boy but it isn't helping

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lets make it a bit fun

i spent all my birthdays with friends and family up until now (at 24 i didn't even acknowledge it was my birthday)
didnt make me any less depressed than the people in these photos appear to be

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>>715792330

dont everyones parents do the cake thing?.... regardless of other plans my folks insist on having cake

>>715792624
I can't tell which is funnier
the sex dolls expression
or the black lady laughin in the corner

>>715792731

he probably paid more for the sex doll than it costs to fuck the black woman

>>715792456
that ain't even deep. It doesn't even hint to depression. That is just a really faggy emo meme.

>>715790030
good one

>>715792800
kek
nice dubs

>>715792827
you have to look into the eyes of the goat for a while

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real me

>>715793012
underageb&

>>715793036
photo was taken 3 years ago

>>715793077
Sure, kid.

>>715789868
That shit just sad maan

>>715792800
lol, nice

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>>715793091
hi dashie

>>715793245
Waddup, anon?

>>715793272
drinking and wanting to die, you?

>>715793291
Getting high at 8 in the morning when I should be sleeping.

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>>715793077
you fucking liar.

also checked.

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>>715793316
yeah, 8:20 here too.

>>715793361
East coast best coast.

>>715793405

how many times have you queers watched beaches together and cried over Bette Midler?

>>715793479
Exactly zero times.

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>>715789933
Watch out for that edge boys you might cut yourselves

>>715790804

well, you seem to be making good choices in life, at least.

>>715789956
>have peaceful thanksgiving away from all the petty shits I failed to educate while they grew up

>>715791773

upperclass hotshot speaking --- to his monitor, again.

Today my 21 and I'm not even getting a cake. Just a regular day, work school bed...

>>715793707
Happy birthday, anon. Have a hug.
/hug

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>>715793707
>Just a regular day, work school bed...


ywn

>>715790723
Don't quit now fucker you got time to dig out your hole, assuming that's you.

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>>715789779
These always make me laugh so fucking hard

>>715791715
No fucking shit, retard; the point is to feel better about yourself, here, not worse.

(1/2) Here's the interesting thing about depression: For some, there are distinct singular or prolonged events back to which the depression can be traced; sexual abuse, tragic events, etc. Treatment for this type of depression is difficult--it's more than simply popping a pill to counteract a chemical imbalance. It requires constant psychiatric exercise, exploration of emotion and acceptance of events which cannot be changed. For many in this situation, there will never be a way to overcome their depression; only ways to cope with it and still achieve a semblance of a worthwhile life.

Then there's your chemical imbalance. It's a little harder to identify, and it's a little harder to find the appropriate medication to correct the imbalance--often achieved through trial and error. It can be a tedious process, exacerbated by the often serious side effects of the various medications being investigated. Beyond that, much of the medical options must be tested over a period of time--taking time to build up in the system, and in the event where the medication is found to be ineffective, also taking time to ween it *out* of the system. BUT, the upshot is that in may cases the imbalances *can* be overcome.

But there's another class of depression by which I've always been fascinated: Those who are depressed because they have nothing about which to be depressed. I'm speaking of the upper/middle class privileged kid who grows up in the suburbs, or in a nice urban townhome. The kid who never wants for food, is loved by his family, has not only his needs but his wants fulfilled. He's never been tested by adversity, he's never been forced by tragedy to discover who he is at his core, he's never explored the limits to which he'd go in order to obtain something he needs. He knows he's lucky, but he's a shell who continues to imitate the motions of life because that's the only thing he knows...

(2/2) ...He gets the well paying job because that's the expected outcome. When he meets a woman that is a mathematical and logical fit, he marries. When his financial state reaches a particular, predetermined stability, they have children. He raises those children to be shells, just like him. And at some point after his mini-shells have left the nest, he calmly goes upstairs. He quietly and methodically polishes and cleans his pistol, and--without emotion--eats a bullet. He does this because maybe he's sad. Or maybe he's lost. Or maybe he simply thinks his job as a shell is done, and that he's no longer needed on this earth.

There isn't medication for this, though I suspect many try some of the commonly over-prescribed brain warpers, suffering through odd side effects not to correct the problem but simply to mask it or make it tolerable. Psychiatric counseling could work, but why would he--a man who, by our definitions, has a achieved perfect life--seek counseling? The real solution is to go out into the world, not as a shell, but as a child. Get hurt. Go hungry. Fight a tyrant. Topple a giant. Scrape yourself up after a failure. These are the ways you learn what you can do, *and* what you can't. This is how you find the things that you like--not the BMWs and the nice watches you're supposed to like, but the wood-carving or the falconry that, who would have guessed, you *actually* like. It's how you meet not the woman who fits your equation, but the one who lights a fire in you and drives you towards a greater you.

You can find that shell, and you can tell him this, but he won't listen.

>>715791898
nice meme

>>715793733
Ty anon

>>715794177
Who wrote this?
>For some, there are distinct singular or prolonged events back to which the depression can be traced; sexual abuse, tragic events, etc.
This is PTSD: the definition.
>Then there's your chemical imbalance.
This is depression.

>>715790401
little man's got a beer. That's a solid family.

>>715794430
those minecraft stories aren't going to tell themselves

>>715789756
I used to laugh and joke about these like, especially the shooped one with '24' on the birthday cake. "No way I'd end up like them"

Only today, only 45 minutes ago that I've come to realize that I've already surpassed them, even a photoshopped image that is the onnacle of loserdom, I've surpassed without realizing.

>25y.o KV.

Seeing this thread hurt alot more than usual.

>>715794177
>Those who are depressed because they have nothing about which to be depressed.
This is entirely subjective and if the person writing this had any intelligence at all they would have realized this and not written something so insultingly dumb.
It should really be "Those who are depressed without any immediately apparent social or economic instigator".
This is poorly written.

>>715794646
>Only today, only 45 minutes

wtf changed in the last 45 min?

>>715794763

are you triggered fag

>>715790030
>when your glasses are so strong you become asian

>>715794919
>instigated

this is the most feels in a thread I have ever seen

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>>715791047
>3.5 subs

>>715790482
femanon here what's your email maybe we could talk

>>715795250

eat fresh nigger

fuck I did not need to see this thread first thing in the morning

Are big birthdays a thing for you guys? In my family no one really celebrated birthdays, i mean, it was just a nice cake, hugs, congratulations, and that's it, a normal day, i don't even know my parents/brothers bday

>>715790241
8/10 would cuddle and play fetch together with dogs.

>>715795925
>8/10

how the fuck can you say that without even seeing the girl? are you that pathetic?

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>>715796157
Excuse me, just so you understand,
I'm counting her as one of the dogs I'm going to cuddle and play fetch together with.

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Total Cuties, would date either and take care of/10

>>715790241
>overweight
>average looking

pick one.

>>715790198
Go back to your facebook shitposting group

>>715794198
lol way to be inspired neckbeard, posting this on cringe

>>715793707
Happy birthday anon

>>715796478
Get a job faggot, or invent one in your reply to this.

>>715789769
Jesus...

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>>715789956
I was his kid I would show up to beat the shit out of him.

>>715793707
I had similar and even stood in the rain for over an hour to get picked up from work because other family needed the car.

dw anon, things get better
Happy birthday <3

>>715789864
no, its stella cox

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>>715790198
Edgelord.

>>715798000
Jokes on you moron, Trump actually won <3
Waste of trips but appropriately enough they're zeroes.

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There's no need for hell. You're already there.

>>715789756
I want to comet sudoku but I am origamied middle aged elf. Mail order bride, money for the meat tent. Pls kill. Habeeb it.

>>715793012
This is more depressing. When you get older. You learn to not give a fuck.

I feel fantastic. My room was filled with trash and piss bottles, but I just spent like 30-45 minutes to gather 5 trash bags worth of shit.
I was depressed all weekend and realized I'd probably feel better if i didnt live in trash.

>>715793707
Happy birthday mang.

>>715789779
lost

>>715798221
Kek. Fucking idiot.

>>715793707
Happy birthday

>>715789756
Made 80 grand this year. Still feel like a useless piece of shit. At least I got hella high this year.

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>>715789913

jokes on you faggot. at least they had someone. you will spend your life alone.

>>715798530
Arent we all in the end.

>>715790097
nice.
passive aggressive way to tell him to get off his ass

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it will never be my cum inside her pussy.

>Every birthday is good
>Still get crippling depression because everything else is shit

>>715790251
Hiroshima?

>>715790571
Fuck all these faggots, but this sad nigga got me

>>715789756
i dont even eat cake on my birthday

>>715790148
happy birthday anon

>>715793012
what the fucking underage retard

>>715791262
Gold 4 Gold seems like a bad business model.

>>715793707
happy birthday <3

>>715797850
???

>>715790148
Happy birthday /b/ro

>>715798765
cuz u fukken weeapoo and also pedogay
btw kill yourself

>>715789779
Look at the poor guys dad in the back giving no fucks about his sons birthday

>>715790723
Hey faggot I like this one

>>715789756
then take some drugs like the rest of the world faggot

>>715793707
Happy birthday anon. What I suggest is you take some time when you can and do something you always wanted to do. It's not about celebrating on the day of. It's about making sure to have fun.

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>>715789810
pedobear t-shirt?

>>715793707
Have a happy birthday, anon. Dont try to wallow in self pity, make your day a good day and do something that you have fun with.

>>715790226
we all hope so.

>>715790657
you are either baiting or you are completly brain dead. go back to the 20th century

>>715790148
Happy birthday anon.

>>715790657
I wish i have the chance any of those spoiled faggots have.

They never even made me birthday party.

>>715789756
>A mom that loves you and makes a cake
>depressing
GTFO here nigga

>>715790804
neither does any sane person. that's why u r single

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>>715789868
First of all, I want to hit the bitch in the face who took this picture.
Second of all, this isn't funny, you are probably too young to even understand what this shit feels like.
Lastly, go back to Facebook.
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>>715790723
What Anon doesn't know is that the card is one he bought for himself, from the cat and says "Happy Birthday, Pal" on the front of the envelope.

>>715798000
And if I were to be your mother, I'd kick the living shit out of you and put you on the streets, fucking faggot.
>hurr durr ill beat my old man up just because he has different political opinions

>>715789933

You must be reeelly cool guy. Can I be you first friend?

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first time i saw something interesting wich is worth reading

>>715790723
>go back to scubbing sour cat piss out of the carpet.

>>715793012
cheeki breeki

>>715790148
I turn 20 tomorrow man and its going to look like this but im not getting any photos taken fuck that shit

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>>715800062
Thanks for all the bday wishes I really appreciate it <3

>>715798518
I am thankful for your birthday wish too