... and i was going to ask her to hook up

Wtf fag it is obvious what I meant

>>715779451
Her name was right there you retard.

>>715779451
That's hilarious, and it looks like she finds it funny, she cracked a joke. Own it OP

Should have said autocorrect did it.

Tsk tsk.

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What next

>>715779451
Now say "so Jenny, I was thinking you should come over this weekend and watch a movie with me "

>>715779822
say netflix

dubs says you have to

>>715779896
That's good...

I sent something along those lines.

Will post reply.

>>715780057
good luck OP, she shouldn't make a big deal out of it really, it's tinder, your just letting her know she's not the only option you have.

"Maybe you can come over and watch a movie together close to each other.

You know, 'cause of the winter that's pretty much everything we can do at the moment."

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... losing her

>>715780218
Say : sorry I'm bad with names, I'm great with my penis tho

>>715780295
Rolling

Tell her you have two grams of Peruvian snow and you were sure she wanted to go skiing

>>715780218
tell her you want to fuck her in the ass

>>715780295
Kek rolling for this

>>715780356
This one

>>715780356
Totes this

>>715780295

rolling

>>715780356
Rolling for this

>>715780356
Reroll

>>715780356
>>715780415
>>715780441
Samefag

She is a turbo bitch. Stop pursuing juveniles.

>>715780356
Rollerino

>>715780505
Noshit.jpg

>>715780356
>>715780391
>>715780415
>>715780441
>>715780461
>>715780463
>>715780493
>>715780505
>>715780527
>>715780565

Samefag

>>715780356
Ftw

>>715780218
pls be my ai gf

>>715780356
This

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Fuck it... delivered.

But goodbye chances of hookup

>>715780356
Pls

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>>715780599
Checked
No fish out of water here

>>715780627
this is sure to bring her back

>>715780599
Actually only about half of those were me

>>715780627
Lmao well played op.

>>715780627
Kek
Nice m8, at least you're striking out swinging

>>715780356
Use this one

>>715779451
You dun goofed OP

>>715780627
How about I give you the ol lickaroo

>>715780356
Please

>>715780705

I'm just memeing, friend :) One of them was me.

>>715780627
This kills the OP

>>715780746
You really want to see OP say that, don't you? You probably ripped that off some tv show or some unoriginal bullshit too. You're sad

>>715780627
that was so easy to save you are a fool

>>715780356
I don't get it... doubt she will

>>715780627
lol... you dun goofed mate, cracked me up though

>>715780787
followed by pls respond

>>715780828
Also I'm a nigger, a faggot, a Jew, and a guinea wop too right?

>>715780627
This is fucking golden

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>>715780672

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>>715780897
You're goddamn right you are! Despicable !

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she's not replying....

What should i follow up with?

(Keep going until unmatch)

YOU FUCKING SLUT...I'LL KILL U

>>715781025
Kek

So glad OP's used both lines I've suggested. You're a champ

>>715781025

This

>>715781025
Form Romeo to Ripper

>>715781014
>>715780787
>>715780893
This

>>715781014
just tell her you were joking. that her name was right there that you would have to be an idiot to mess it up for real.

>>715781025

Going for murder threat

>>715781059
you've mislead him.

>>715781014
Try another one. Bitch looks like the joker and the only redeeming quality she has are her tits.

>>715781014
>pls respond

>>715781014
Say: I'm used to leaving girls speechless, usually with my penis tho
Pls respond

>>715781111

QUADS WINRAR!!!!!!

>>715781111
Dubs OP must deliver

>>715781121
Works for me on tinder girls

>>715780876
fuck off faggot

>>715781197
she has zero reading comprehension op abort

>>715781223
well now he has to enter recovery mode cause he's a fucking goober who can't even bag a land whale

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In for the kill

>>715781111
quads, you must follow through OP

YOU MANIAC YOU BLEW IT UP!!! AW DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!!

>>715781365
I think OP's going to be a semi fag this time.

>>715781355
Now would be the time for a dickpic

>>715781355
Won't work

>>715781322
Max kek
Dubs of truth.
Those jugs look like they could feed a small village in Africa

>>715781355
Plug in your phone

>>715781355
You blew it like 8 messages ago. Give her the death threat or move to another one faggot.

>>715781355
i am routing for you oh pee

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>>715781355
Hard to keep reading this shit. Jesus H.

>>715781479
What's is Spanglish?

>>715781523
what does the H. stand for

>>715781599
Harminium

Talk about how incredible your dick is, that should work

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>>715781599
Our father who art in heaven, Harold be the name.

>>715781599
Harambe

>>715781599
>>715781523
hot topic wearing faggot

>>715781546
we espeak it en california

>>715781599
Hardass

>>715781355
is this it, is this the end for OP

im feelin lucky

>>715781740
Koolio julio
Youd sounds good

I don't really like this girl. She acts like a fucking bitch not able to get a joke, though if you'd say it was the autocorrect she'd be fine. Nothing against people who are bigger but unmatch that fat fuck

>>715781355
>she's still replying

Either this chick is not very attractive or op is, or she's a real slut.

if i get dubs you have to tell her you're a furry

>>715781976
fail

>>715781885
or she's having fun tailing him along. like a vagina on a stick.

>>715781885
Option C: she's an attention seeking whore who is getting off on how desperate OP is acting. In other words, she's just a chick.

>>715782001
2010 called they want their joke back

>>715781873
I'm pretty sure she's being very sarcastic or she'd not be replying.

the quad king is here, bow down peasants

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OP IF YOU WANT TO MAKE IT POST PICTURES OF PIZZA
JUST DO IT THERES NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!!

This girl is dumb I'd abort

>>715782255
Dubs of truth

>>715782369
>>715782255
>>715782241
>>715782240
>>715782174
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>>715782148
>>715782062
>>715782001
>>715781976
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>>715781546
>>715781523
Fucking samefag

OP hasn't replied in 20 mins i think she killed him

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>>715782460
Fucking try harder

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>>715782460
>let me quote almost every postbd call them all the same person
what is your thought process like? if you even have one at all that is, which I doubt

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>>715782531
>>715782567
>even responding

>>715782621
that bait-identifying post is terrible

>>715782882
Samefag.

>>715782621
>implying it really takes any effort to type out a response in like 10 second ds

>>715781355
>>715781197
>>715781014
>>715780627
>>715780218
>>715779822
>>715779451
Samefag

>>715782985
>implying it takes any effort to hook onto a bait

>>715782930
>>715782460
samefag

>>715783074
Thank you for recognizing my work.

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>>715783050
samefag

this thread is dead, what happened to OP

>>715783111
oh shit i am a wizard>>715783130
op is kill

>>715782460
I was there a couple times

>>715783050
Not wrong. Just an asshole.

"Na I already jacked off"

>>715783333
If I get quads but no one is here to see them, did I really get quads at all?

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Singles get

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bump for another chick

>>715779451
>>715779516
>>715779608
>>715779674
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>>715779822
>>715779896
>>715779963
>>715780057
>>715780158
>>715780191
>>715780218
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>>715780337
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>>715780359
>>715780391
>>715780415
>>715780441
>>715780461
>>715780463
>>715780493
Samefag

>>715783547
But she has to get to his house first

>>715784642
fuuuckkk

>>715784642
Y

>>715784642
Mother fucker

>>715784642
fuck

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>>715784642

>>715784682
multiple personality disorder

>>715784642
Goddamnit