/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Is It Dead? Edition

It was dead the whole time.

Dunedin checking in

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Christchurch reporting

>>715777292
Yes.

And TC.

We killed it. Go home.

>>715777541
>>715777910
Press F to pay respects. "He" would be ashamed of us.

>>715778012
F

>>715777292
Any of you betas go fuck the ditzy bitch sharing her insta last night? I wanna know the outcome of that shit.

Looking for bay dreams tickets hmu

>>715778195

link?

>>715778195
Yeah bro, she had mad genital warts.

>>715778666
Nice trips, something like moonshine and glowroms or someshit.

Fuck, it really is dead.

post nudes

>>715780638
Nah mang

>>715780699
send nudes

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Nelson Reporting

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>>715781045
Anyone else from Nelson?

>>715781094
>>715781045
It's the "Hope I don't get my period" ensemble.

>>715781247
It's also the - I have her tit shots if you faggots want them - ensemble

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Isabella Garwood from Nelson

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Reminder to you all before these threads aren't made anymore since it's so dead.
>Bacon is love, bacon is life

>>715781580
I'll always be making them. I can post it, you can post a good looking bacon sarnie in it, it can 404.

>>715781328
Post em then.

tfw wont ever keep it 300 again.

Kerikeri, Northland reporting in

>>715782192
Keep your spirits up, anon. We'll do it again someday.

>>715777292
Dead since IDbro left.

>>715777781
'nother Dunedin fag, anyone still here? anyone able to help get me fucked up cheap/free?

>>715783167
Dunedin here too. Nothing in life is free though, sorry.

>>715783263
>Nothing in life is free though, sorry.
does that mean you can help me at a cost? Haha.
Where in duds are you at?

>>715782441

cant believe its been over a year since he last posted.
its safe to assume hes dead.

>>715783415
He's been back a few times. Might've been posting from the great beyond though.

>>715783781

ahh I wouldnt know cuz I barely come here anymore but thats good to hear

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Goodnight, sweet prince.

>>715783781
All "IDbro" sightings this year have been confirmed fake.

>>715783912
Good riddance, you bastard.

>>715781045
nelsonbro here, post moar

>>715783415
>he doesn't know that idbro was captured by John Key and forced to work for the GCSB

>>715783398
In the city. What kind of fucked up?

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>>715783972
I ain't sticking around for the trumpocalypse

>>715784052
Pine Hill here, and anything that'll give me an escape from reality ha. Got a bottle of wine but it's not really cutting it, and no cash for pot

Just here for noods

>>715777292
is /b/ dead? pretty much, until this generation gets tired of it and it dies and the oldfags trickle back in

>>715784251
I've only got half a bottle of whiskey here, probably no more helpful for you.
Pine Hill is a new one, no other Dunners anons up that way. Upto?

>>715784251
dude, asking for hookups here is a terrible idea unless you don't really care if you get busted.

>>715777292
Nyur Zuland is full of termianl retards.

Take Australia
>Fairly small, insignificant country and we accept that.
>Nyur Zullund constantly struggles to be seen as being as relevant or more relevant as Australia.

It's pretty pathetic really.

>>715784302
just waiting for noods

>>715784641
Need Quercy

>>715784333
At least booze is legal, makes it easy to get a hold of ahaha.
I'm just floating uninteresting shit on youtube, learnt how to tie a noose this evening :)
>>715784472
appreciate the concern but no ones gonna bust anyone this far down the ladder. Cops dont care about the dropkicks trying to buy tinnies, they just want the ones selling them, or the ones selling the oz

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this girl tho
feel bad for you Christchurch fags you gotta put up with this hoe

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>>715784626

>Fairly small, insignificant country and we accept that.
>Australia 7.692 million km²
your bait needs work

>>715784848
idk her but I'd let her do my eye shadow at least

>>715784780
true dat except for some newbie cop looking for a bust or some people just want to see the world burn

>>715784848
Name and noods?

>>715784970
I'd trade my soul for front row seats to that shit

Nelson, checking in

>>715785008
her instagram is @moonshine_and_gloworms
go and Harras her /b for people who been lurking on here for a while you will know her story

>>715784780
see:
>>715784970
like this guy for example:
>>715785089

>>715784780
You know it. Why for the noose, my man?

>>715785449
1st and 3rd both me kek
>>715785521
I'm not sure really, just struggling to see any point in continuing, nothing going for me. dw tho it pulled my lampshade off the roof haha. RIP my bond

>>715785724
hey man, I know what that's like %100 I used to live at a place called stepping stones, in Christchurch, (which is a supported living situation) for youth with mental health, just take a deep breath and try to get some sleep, tomorrow is a new day, and always remember there is always someone who loves you

>>715785724
Fair, a lot of us were/are like that. Probably why we end up on 4chan. You're welcome to empty your thoughts onto the page, I'll read it and try to engage it, but if that's not your thing, all g.
Also >>715786065. Sometimes just sleeping it off is the best thing to do. And anons always lookin' out. If you seriously feel like doing it, come grab a beer with us first, at least.

Welcome to NZ

Mass Immigration check
Crazy Woman check
Crazy Men check
Rednecks check
Lack of opportunity check
Expensive housing check
Crap large city's check

Best place in the world in every sense and anyone who disagrees is a liar cause were 100% pure apparently.

>>715786350
>>715786065
Thank you both for being so supportive and understanding. I've finished my wine and had some company arrive so I'll be leaving for now. Have a good night the both of you, I've never been one to post much, more of a lurker, but I'm sure to see you in future nz threads. G'night :)

>>715786646
G'night, anon. Have a good one!

>>715786646
have a good one bro
I am the girl that some cuckold posted about and that is indeed my instagram so hmu when ever you need, write can rip a bong together and talk about our crippling depression together <3

>>715787535
Hah you have BPD
m-me too

>>715778676
Nah man, she's clean. Some anon posted nudes that wern't hers to sabotage the thread. It worked I guess.

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this thread is officially a feels thread

>>715787590
yeah my minds is indeed a bomb shel :)

any wellyfags?

Chch fag reporting in. What did I miss ?

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>>715787803
the magic is now gone

>>715787752
interesting way to describe it

if your in auckland, you might think nz its dead.

wellington is good for smoking pot and hating yourself

>>715787976
I think all of NZ is good for those things

>>715787976
I think wherever I'd live, I'd probably smoke pot and hate myself

>>715788005
Well down here in Chch I prefer to pop pills and watch pink flood the wall but each to their own haha

Any Hanukkah celebrations in Auckland? Or just Wellington.

#IStandWithIsrael

>>715787752
mel?

>>715788362
No, this is Patrick

>>715787803
never anything to miss, anything new to do in chch yet?

wellington faggot checking in

>>715787976
i dont know why wellington gets hate, i always found the people nice and non-judgemental there, sure beats chch

>>715788104
you ever get legit ekies? i hear they all some random shit

>>715788523
I never trust shit I buy, so I stick to pharmetcuticals. I prefer the high also

>>715788399
k stranger, i love you(platonically) love and look out for yourself

>>715788723
why won't you love me romantically
what's wrong with me, am I just that vile

wellington is sweet if you're over 25

>>715788644
yeah same here, it's not as risky. Also i guess the law isn't as harsh if you get busted? I always assumed but i never checked

>>715788747
i'm not a mother and how should we say you have a face only a mother could love

why over 25? is there some club I'm not aware of?

>>715788845
yah bro, the over 25 club

>>715788836
will you at least let me smell your hair while I schlick

>>715788868
I bet you guys just smoke pot and hate yourselves

>>715788904
i'll ask the hairdresser for a doggie bag

>>715788929
i bet you smoke cock and hate yourself

>>715788792
Dunno I only use my own stuff so technically can't get done for anything, I've got enough to last me years

Guy Williams for minister

>>715788941
too late ;)

>>715788986
i dunno how you got enough to last you years lol, sounds like a dangerous amount to have access to.

>>715789175
<3

>>715789231
I'm so lonely

>>715788483
yeah welly is pretty. Only ever spent short times there but always good.

So how's everyone's mental health going atm?

>>715789281
do you have anyone to open up to?

>>715789378
kek, according to this thread, not so well. But I guess that's the sample size you'd expect from a 1am /b/ crowd

post some more gals team

>>715789379
not really

>>715789378
take a wild guess fuckass

>>715789204
Lots of major operations haha, yeah I'm stocked up on light stuff such as codeine all the way up to morphine and oxycodone

>>715789450
Seems that way. I miss the fuck out of NZ right now. But I guess the grass is always greener. Also - stop smoking the grass, you depressed cunts. It will not help.

>>715789630
does so

NZ threads were a mistake. Fuck you IDbro

>>715789676
NZ was a mistake. Fuck you British Empire

>>715789676
It would be fine if he was still around..

>>715789630
where abouts bro?

>>715789566
sorry to hear that, i feel your pain or something similar. There's noone I talk to that actually makes me feel better, the stuff I have to say isn't really digestible to the general public anyway, I plan on seeing a psych, govt will pay for it if i get med cert.

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Queenstown checking in! Anybody wanna make some money and hook me up wit some smoke!?

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>>715790012
sure bro, what kind of pole do you like to smoke?

>>715789985
I tend to just let it all build up then explode at someone who doesn't deserve it.

I've got my med cert, now I have at least a six month weight to see a psych, and that's just to get a referral to a treatment centre. Mental health system is a shit

>>715790012
If you drive to Chch then sure

>>715790089
yeah it's a bit of a gaping hole in our system.

assuming your med cert is for mental illness there is this funding here:


https://www.workandincome.govt.nz/documents/forms/disability-allowance-couselling.pdf

it's only really enough funding to see a trained psychologist every 2 weeks though, or a counselor more often. Fuck councelors though

>>715790391
>>715790089
forgot this
https://www.workandincome.govt.nz/eligibility/health-and-disability/counselling.html

>>715790185
If my GPS didn't say u were 6hrs away totally

>>715790391
>>715790462
There's no proper psychs or counsellors in my city that are actually versed in BPD, been through that before, really got burned by 'em

>>715790611
damn sorry to hear you're in that position. Where abouts? Must be small.

>>715790732
Down south. Not too small by NZ standards. Trying to get referred to an inhouse treatment centre near Nelson

>>715790611
opinion on social workers?

>>715791254
not particularly helpful in my circumstance

Whats happenin everyone

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>>715791435
wishing I had druqs

>>715784873
>Your basic comprehension skills need more.

>>715792328
your retorts need more grammar.

Damn dude I always wanted to live in NZ, always seems like the best place in the world: european culture and heritage, native heritage, beautiful women, beautiful landscapes.

Now you fags making it look like a depressing shithole.