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Anon, what is your one goal for 2017?

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Anon, what is your one goal for 2017?
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>>715776570
Don't kill myself.
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>>715776570

To end it.
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>>715776570
to have a goal.
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>>715776570
be a better homan bean, make more money and go on summer vactiona nd start not beinga fdat nekcbeard
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>>715776570
Lost 25 pounds last year I'm 175 pounds rn im trying to lose 25 pounds before April

Oh and not kill my self and have some fucking friends and get some pussy and leave this cancer board
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>>715776570
To completely change my life
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find that last part i need to get my nuke working.
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Get laid
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>>715776718
same.
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>>715776716
>Homan bean
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find the will to do anything
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>>715776570
start playing sports instead of being a lazy faggot...... and kill myself
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Find a new girlfriend. Preferably tattoos, piercings, a fatsss with nice titties , perfect personality and music taste. Going to SUNY his year so yey
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>>715776885
Right? I mean not much: lose 100 lbs; get a job; have health coverage; fix a laundry list of health problems; get a hair transplant; find a femanon; get a proper place to live.
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i want to hug a girl. i'm 26 and never hugged a girl. also maybe a kiss but i'm not holding out hope.
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>to have a threesome
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>>715776570

I want to succeed. This year I will get fit, finish school, get a job, get a girlfriend, then kill myself
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Get sevens
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get a hug
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>>715776623
hey me too
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>>715776570
i need to punch someone
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>>715776570
Found a job. Right on this date i was unemployed
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>>715777171
>my first hug outside family by grill
Age 12
>first kiss
13
>first boobie
15

Feels good man
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Kill muself. I'm done. Sick of life. No money or pussy gonn change anything. I'm done
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>>715777379
check out this poop dance gif bro
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>>715776570
2017 launch my hedge fund
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Move back to my hometown from this shitty farmtown im currently living in! Seriously, fuck small towns.. No job is worth living in a city with less then 30000 ppl in it
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To find a girlfriend
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>>715777361
>>715776623
hang in there
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>>715776570
Help Trumpy build the wall
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>>715776623
reaching pretty high eh? good for you anon!
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>>715777171
Same here
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>>715776570
To finally have gay sex.
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>>715776570

No more soda (mostly successful the last 6 months)

Find a chick to cuddle with

Stick to no more meat and eating better

Stop buying games

>>715776623

It'll get better bro
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>>715776570
Have sex with a girl who isn't my wife.
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get into med school
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>>715776570
To have as many tight pink pussy lips wrapped around my dick
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>>715776570
To find qt Slav bf.

If that doesn't happen I kinda wanna fuck a trap. Is that degenerate if I'm a gril?
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>>715776570
Start my new life with the woman I am madly in love with. And to leave cesspools like this site in the past, and never return.
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>>715777473
At least the black population is low.
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>>715777567
faggot
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>>715776570
get six of the same numbers at the end of my post
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Lose some weight and fuck a chick at some point
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>>715777778
So close
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>>715777778
ONE OFF FUCK YOU FAGGOT
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Fuck myself inda assss
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>>715776818
>Get laid

You should admit defeat and help this guy

>>715776753
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>>715777778
>accidentally rolled one off

nice job you dumb cunt
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>>715776570
Win the lottery, get out of debt, move someplace warm.
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>>715777770
See you tomorrow
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>>715777778
rip
>>715777777
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>>715777598
>get into med school

What the fuck nigger, don't do it!!!!
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>>715776570

I have all you beat

I have a wart on my finger that I've been trying to get off for about 2 and half years. Regularly use prescription strength salicylic acid and go to the dermatologist every couple of months to do cryotherapy, but it keeps returning.

Already told my doctor the plan and she thinks I'm fucking out of my mind for wanting to do it.

My 2017 goal that I'm working up the courage to do is cut half my pointer finger off.
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>>715776570
op i don't have just one
>To lose my virginity...
>Get gains
>enjoy life while I'm here
>Pass all my classes
>try to not die of this mysterious illness I've got
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>>715778403
You have a mental illness
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I fucked up my ankles good and proper with sports and I put a bunch of weight on.
I've gotta lose that 20-25ish pounds. I want my abs and muscle tone back and I'm a bit sick and tired of being a chub.

I've got a bike in the mail, so that's my 2017 thing, git fit.
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>>715778531

You have no idea how big this thing is and how self conscious it makes me. I always have to hide it, and when I do accidentally have it out, I can tell eyes are drawn to the massive yellow wart. At least a fingerless hand looks badass and tells a story of an accident or something
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>>715777566
i should add i'm not holding out hug for the hug either
>>715777399
good for you. you want a cookie or someshit nigger
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>>715776570
To not die. I am going to Shanghai and with the shit Trump has been saying ... I just don't know anymore
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>>715777777
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>>715778810

That sucks, you're a scared minority I take it?

I'm white and making over 100k, looking to go up another 15% at least this year. I'm excited to finally have the republicans back.
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After having a really fucked up 2016, my goals are:

> get a girlfriend (single for almost a year now)
> be happier with myself
> start writing again
> enjoy life
> lose more weight
> be more passionate about my work
> get a deposit for a house so I can move out
> travel a bit more
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>>715776570
My goal is to start transitioning into a woman. I'm 34 and I've known my whole life I was a beautiful woman. Now I'm going to live it.
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>>715779015
No, I am white. The Chinese are not too thrilled with us from what I've heard. Trump is really making us look bad. I love Trump but still afraid of the waves he's making.
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Get dubs
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>>715779103
Scared of an Asian kek
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>>715777153
Which suny, anon?
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>>715779103
Don't go to Shanghai then? Asian chicks are disgusting anyway. Stay here nice and safe where bombs can't reach us if they get too butthurt.
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>>715778403
stream that shit live, bruh
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>>715779300
My girlfriend's family lives in Suzhou
she is Asian.
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>>715776570
Being able to fit my dick in my gf's pussy
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>>715779300
https://youtu.be/N0JAvuc8KOs
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25 years old here, turning 26 in february

>stop being a beta
> suddendly realized im a fucking walking cringe so will chill from now on
>stop sending dick pics to girls i know whitout them asking for them
>exercise
>get another job
>dont stress about trivial shit
>stop going out with friends every weekend because i hate them
>save money
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take my gf on more dates
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>>715776570
Get that much closer to world domination.
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>>715779484
Wow. Honest shit, you just made me post for the first time all night. Good luck bud.
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be straight
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For 2017 I want to learn to finish a goddamn single project, for once in my sorry ass life.
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>>715779034
not bad anon, sounds like we are in a similar position. What is your age?

in 2017 I will be turning 28, my goals:

>get gf that I am completely physically attracted to, unlike most of my previous ones
>go to the gym frequently and continue to lose weight/achieve goal body
>eat properly
>drink far less alcohol
>get a better more reliable job
>maybe re enroll at Uni

is this too much for one year?
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>>715776570
pass both of my qualifying exams for my phd, continue to make gains lifting, earn my MA degree, pass my stats courses, maybe get a tattoo, and do a language immersion program in mexico, and start a dissertation! pumped!
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>>715781167
oh and also RAVE HARD!
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>>715780795
Nice, at least you're honest. Start writing stuff down, and as lame as it sounds, start journaling. List your goals out, and start tackling those suckers. You'd be surprised how much that helps. You'll also see on paper the things you actually want to accomplish.
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>>715776570

Get jacked. Graduate. Leave this city. Find a wife or something.
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>>715776570
die
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>>715781089
no! not too much! go for it!
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>>715776570
Lose weight and get fit
Focus more on my job and stop doing it half assed
See if I can get a girl on the side, but happy with my currently lifestyle
Move out and get my own place (2-3 year goal with current complications)
Get my studies done and get up the corporate ladder
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>>715781089
holy fuck all this is me,
to be honest if I end up achieving one of these goals I will consider it a good year,

>last few years have been shitty as fuck, feelsbadman
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Start my transition by starting HRT
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>>715776570
to fugg
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>learn another language, maybe italian, then in late 2017, I'd go to Italy for 3 weeks

>learn to play a musical instrument, probable guitar, acoustic one
>be able to play at least 10 songs, not chords, but finger picking style

>keep my health condition as it is, jog everyday, hike once a week, ride a bike to work

>hopefully to make friends in Italy so I might have a chance to go and live in Piedmont
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>>715776570
My dentist told me I should start brushing my teeth once a day instead of every other day. I intend to try and do that seeing as everything else in my life is in perfect order. Other than my mental health, but I've a therapist for that very reason.
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>>715776570
Find a job that I can live comfortably having if I move out of home. An office job or something where I can have my weekends to myself.
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Get laid every night and stop getting emotionally attached. If i had money or power all i would do is what i can to keep them and fuck around.
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>>715777160
Sounds like a bit of a task but you have 365 days to do it, so perhaps you can get there.
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>>715777777
f
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>>715776717
That's amazing, keep going. Assuming you're telling the truth, however, do keep in mind that muscle weighs more than fat and you can not lose any weight yet become much more healthier. If you don't, I recommend lifting weights casually. Every other day for 30 minutes at least with minor breaks in between the session has proven really well for me.
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>>715776570

Become an hero
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to slide down the river of happiness
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>>715781821
a slider in elementary school?
you pedo
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>>715776570
Don't really have one specific goal but a couple of them. I want to not be so lazy and stay motivated enough to consistently revise and do my homework, take care of my appearance more, find a good friend, find a hobby that suits me, gain weight, do more for my boyfriend, be at peace with myself
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>>715777399
>first kiss
10
>first boob squeeze
10
>first hug
I don't know
>lost my virginity
13

I fucking hate myself for doing those things so young. I wasted so many opportunities by seizing the wrong ones too early. I partly blame my mother for such, she was constantly drunk and encouraged me to do such things. My ten-year-old-boy mind didn't know the differences, the lines, the happenings. I'm glad you did everything at what I presume to be a good pace. Good on you for that.
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>>715777746
The only time it's not degenerate is if you're a girl.
Big "if" there though, faggot.
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To not vomit or kill myself.
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>>715777580
Video games are better than TV and reading. You just have to find the right video games. Maybe something that's not an MMO. I recommend Mount and Blade: Warband.
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>>715777594
faggot
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>>715777794
off by 2
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I wish i'll have a long term relationship for once
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>>715776570
- Improve my english to a native level
- Get fit (I'm on my way right now)
- Lean to speak in public
- Have a kid (just married!)
- Compose and record new music
- Fuck a 18 yo black girl
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to not be alive
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Castrat myself for my sexual fetish
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To get a girl back who left my home city 2 years ago.
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>>715782892
Be sure to let us know how that disaster unfolds
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>>715776570
get an apartment. I just recently got a job, so next step is to live for myself [20]
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>>715783075
Good luck in your way to slavery
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>>715776570
>Publish a scientific paper
>Run ½ marathon
>Pass my exams
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>>715783127
Thanks after the apartment I'll work on getting a black boyfriend. I'm white male.
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>>715776689
this
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>>715781699
whats your name?
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>>715780665
How many dicks did you suck during 2016?
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