Tell me about your first time anon. was it good, memorable, exciting?

>>715769722
It was nothing that just didn't worth the efforts to reach; just like were the following times.

>gf is over
>we've tried before, but she was super tight and it hurt, so we stopped
>this time, we both power through
>takes a good 5 minutes to get inside of her
>after a minute, she says it's starting to feel good
>cum within 30 seconds
honestly, jacking off physically feels better. sex is only good for the intimacy you get with your partner.

Came in 20 seconds and got the clap. 7/10

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lets post porn in the meantime

Put hand there. Experienced wet bumpy fishy watermelon mucus. Became a fag

>>715769722
Nope. I picked up some dumb chubby slut with huge tits from a bar and worked her for a couple of hours at the hotel she was staying at before cuming on her tits and fucking off back home.

Never spoke to her again

>>715769722
Had sex with my neighbors wife who was 15 years older than me. She was I guess super sexually frustrated as it was pretty good sex and she was very eager. She asked me to cum on her face while I was fucking her and I was amazed I didn't blow my load early as I don't think she realized I was a virgin. However later that night showering at my parents home I felt super guilty I had sex with a married woman whose husband was away. They separated a few months later though and we had sex numerous times after until my parents found out and went mental since I was in high school. All in all she taught me a shit ton and it was a good experience.

>>715770660
thats freaky wooo I could never bang a woman 15 years older than myself

>>715770660
Was your dad upset or was he secretly proud?

We were both nervous so I went slow. We went doggystyle because we were a bit shy to look at each other. Then I guess, it started feeling good and I became a lot more confident. So I became a little rougher and thankfully we both enjoyed it. Having watched a bit of porn, I thought I could do a little more or try new positions but ended up cumming. It wasn't that bad as I had lasted about a good 15 mins.

He then turned around and said he thought I did well too.

>>715770805
Learn how to shave your damn asshole

>>715770850
fag

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>>715769722

>>715770830
Dad is a church minister. He was pretty pissed and pretty sure thought I was involved somehow in their separation.

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got herpes permanently first time, just stay a wizard anon. I'm honest with future partners, always results in rejection. Lost V card at 23 .... haven't been laid in ten years.... I'm 33

>>715770850
well done anon

>>715770811
She was like 31 and really into going to the gym so wasnt a bad 31 at all. Might even be the fittest girl I ever fucked to be honest as I guess her marriage frustrations were being taken out on gym equipment before me.

Was at my friend house, he brought this chick over and we were all chilling on his bed and one thing led to another and I fucked his friend with him in the room.
Memorable sure, exciting maybe, good not really because he was watching me fuck a chick.

was a hooker. didnt even cum

>>715769722
It went off. Did it with a girl who I met that night. Fucked 5 times between midnight and dawn. Drove her home then to work in the morning.

>Yes, I was 18+

>>715769722
Yes

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>>715769722

"First time" 1.0:
> 16 year old, alone at house, gf of my age comes over
> we get naked, I play with her boobs, she does with my dick, and I proceed to play with her pussy
> I give her oral, she loves it, I love it too
> She licks my dick a little but I don't reach orgasm
> We play with each other a little bit more
> We stop, get dressed and finish.

"First Time" 2.0:
> 18 or 19 years old maybe, can't remember
> Get my hand on a condom
> "I should overcome my fear of vaginal sex because some pregancy or whatever.... nah, I'll try anal maybe
> I do
> I put my gf at the time (different than 1.0) in all fours, stick my dick inside her asshole little by little
> feelskindagood?idontknow.jpg
> She loves it
> I fully get inside and she's asking for me to pump it up
> "Okay"
> I start the TM movement of sex moving back and forth, inside and outside
> Okaynowitfeelsgood.exe
> Do so for 10 or 11 minutes
> Finish inside
> "Cool, maybe we could do this sometime again"

Real First Time
> Recently single, 20 years old
> Have friend (she is in a relationship at the time)
> Solid 8/10, I know she liked me before the other idiot
> She teases me from time to time
> Decide that it's not my problem and go for it
> We have some intercourses similar to the first gf from 1.0, but this girl actually gives me orgasms
> "I want to try vaginal sex, fuck it"
> I tell her, she accepts
> I stick it inside (condom obously)
> HOLYFUCKINGGOD.pdf
> So warm, so slippery, so wet
> Freakin out with how good it feels
> She moans
> I start giving her the real deal
> Try two or three psotions
> Decide I want to nut so I put even more effort
> Finish inside
> ImInTheHandsOfGod.ppt
> I cum like never before


That's pretty much it, I have regular sex with her and other girl nowadays.

>>715770099
What the fuck are you smoking? You must be a virgin.

>>715770099
Damn bruh I'm the exact same way

Awkward as fuck man. We were both 14 and has no idea what we were doing. I put the johnny on too tight so I couldn't even feel anything and we ended up just wanking each other off until we got better at fucking. Which coincidentally was when she went on the pill and I disn't have to wrap up anymore

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>>715771236
i mean, really. your fingers are able to stimulate different parts of your dick way better than a slippery hole. that's not to say that sex doesn't feel good, it's just that i'f i'm just looking for a really good orgasm, no intimacy needed, i'd rather jack off.

>>715769722
BORING and she kept complaining about how much pain she was in. Not fucking worth the effort it took to get there.

>had a lot of issues growing up
>sheltered, social anxiety etc
>virgin into late 20's
>had developed some confidence and personality but still felt clueless in relationships
>meet a great girl who says she isn't interested in dating because of bad experiences and is just really cool
>feel no pressure because of the whole not wanting to date thing and just think of her as a friend
>friendship eventually turns to romance
>fool around a few times before going to have sex the first time
>she gets a condom on me and I lose my erection within a minute
>can't get hard again, no go
>she's figured out Im a virgin at this point and asks me point blank
>admit it and prepare for the worst
>she just tells me it's okay, we'll work on it and then cuddles up to me
>flash forward a few days and we try again
>nervous still but manage to get up for her
>terrified of blowing my load in 30 seconds
>end up lasting way longer than I expected and she came twice
>finally let go inside her and nearly collapse on top of her
>she gives me a smug smile and teases me about deflowering me finally

So yeah, it was pretty good.

>>715769722
I was lying down, girl was on top of me, I was a virgin, she wasn't. She gently guided my dick into her and as soon as I was in she slammed down and it felt great.

We switch to doggy eventually and I was fucking her so hard I was actually pulling my dick nearly entirely out of her pussy with every thrust, so a lot of air got in. Eventually she queefed a bunch. She turned beet red and was incredibly embarrassed but I fell off the bed laughing hysterically.

It was good, I'm glad it went the way it did.

>meet a chick on craigslist
>start texting.
>get fooled by pic that was kinda cute and not chubby looking because of angles, etc.
>meet her IRL
>almost turn to leave because she's not really cute and kinda chubby
>never touched a girl before fucking man up pussy
>go say hi to her
>get to know each other
>bond over how much our lives suck
>decide she's not that bad
>go back to chill at her apt
>listening to music on couch
>she says ok i'm going to bed and goes to bedroom
>say ok and stay on couch
>get called into her bedroom
>lay down in her bed
>cuddle and spoon all night together but don't fuck
>don't know how to bring sex up
>want to die an awkward death right then and there
>have awkward boner all night
>go home feeling like i blew it
>expect to never hear from her again
>get nonstop texts from her all week
>meet her again
>go back to apartment
>get really fucking drunk
>she asks if we're actually going to fuck this time
>try to play it cool even
>awww yeaaaah gonna fuck a girl
>she starts sucking my dick
>she put a condom on my cock
>try all sorts of random ass positions from pornos
>none of this shit works
>slightly embarrassed
>she's not enjoying herself at all
>can't stay hard? wtf?
>i'm fucking blowing it
>she blames it on whiskey dick
>i don't know what the fuck is going on after that embarrassing shit
>nobody cums and she quits

hung out with her a couple more times but couldn't really live that shit down.

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>contributing
any tipe you can give to someone who cums way too fast. i've only done it twice, but both times i did it i only lasted less than a minute. should i cum before hand so i'll last longer, or is that a bad idea? or should i make her cum first and then go for it?

SO fucking shit hahaha we were both 15 and virgins and he had a pencil dick. I was nervous as fuck because even fingering myself hurt, so I told him "just the tip". He shoved the whole thing in me and I legit didn't even realise because it was so minuscule. I just moaned and pretended it hurt because I have a kind heart, but I didn't really feel shit. We dated for a year and he never improved, always came in 20 seconds and would never do any other position apart from missionary. Dumpt.

>>715772002
The second one.

Worst case scenario, you get her off, you stick it in, blow early but at least you both got off. Best case scenario, you get her off, you stick it in, you get her off again and then you blow it.

It's pretty win-win.

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>Long distance GF comes to visit
>Staying in sketchy hotel
>First time alone together
>She's 18 to my 17
>All alone
>Ask her to suck my dick
>Feelsgoodman
>Awkward virgin only know porn
>"Lets do doggy!"
>"Anon I wanna look at your face for the first time!"
>Mk.jpeg
>She lays back
>get on top
>No idea what actual part the hole is
>she directs dick in
>Pop after like 10 second inside her
>Oops
>shower time
>cleaning each other
>try doggy finally
>Not working
>sadface.gif
>To to bed!
>Doggy off the bed
>blow another load in her
>finish and shower again
>hang out for abit
>she flips me on my back
>rides my dick
>I'm nearly empty now so it actually last kek
>AGAIN blow my load in her
>had been waiting to pop question
>ask her to marry me. Wait a few years of course
>Says yes
>feelsgud!
>Fuck and nut in her a few more times throughout the day
>day later she goes back to her home town
>back to normal life for me
>Anon I'm pregnant!
>sheeeiiittt
>still happy though
>Plan ahead
>Several months pass
>she's going to work one night
>drunk driver hits her head on
>instant death
>week before finding out my kids gender
>still miss her to this day
>Women are just objects to me now

>>715772007
Current boyfriend, however... His dick is a bloody monster, we've been dating for 2 years and I still cry occasionally because of the pain.

First time we had sex he was sitting on my couch and I tried to lower myself onto his dick and sprung right back off him and curled into a ball. Eventually we lubed up and got it over with and oh BOY oH boy I've never had so many orgasms in a row.

>>715769722
All three.

I just pushed her on the bed, and shit escalated from there. I didn't expect it to go this far, but it was amazing for the both of of us.

>>715769722
>be 18, first year of college
>be getting stoned with buddies and girl that I like
>know girl likes me too, we've made out a few times when I walk her home
>she gets up to leave, buddies start giving me elbows to the ribs and telling me to get it
>offer to walk her back to her dorm
>by the time we get there she's gotten the signal and asks if I want to come in
>go in
>start undressing and making out on the bed
>too stoned to concentrate, can't get hard
>she tries to guide my soft dick into her pussy
>at this point just embarrassed so shrinkage is coming on
>she tries sucking it a bit
>tell her she can stop, she does
>get all my shit and leave without telling her I was too stoned or anything and that I'm not a big ol' fagoot
>never get with her again
>haven't tried to get with anyone since because confidence is gone and I have anxiety about sex now

Shit sucks, trying not to become a wizard but I'm 21 now and she's still the only person I've ever gotten past making out with. Also I guess this isn't really the story of my 'first time' but I did technically penetrate her about half an inch with my soft dick....

FUCK YOU IT COUNTS

>>715772609
I wonder if he wanted to be pissed on

>>715772585
Hell... I... I don't know what to say anon...

Stay safe, all right?

I'm sorry for your loss

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>>715773046
ay, someone else is posting too! nice.

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aaaaand that's all i got (of 3d girls anyways). thread will probably die now.

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First time was meh. Had gotten done at the state fair with my girlfriend of 1 year. We were both traditionalist, and virgins, so we had decided early on to wait until marriage, or atleast till we knew we were the ones for each. Had still done other things like oral for eachother, just no sex.

Raced from the fair to Walmart, bought a Trojan variety back, and raced home, shaking like leaf.

Sex was meh. It hurt her, the normal Trojans were strangling my dick (not trying to be Internet tough guy, but I wear magnums. Not magnum XLs, just regular magnums). The second and third time were alot better, as we actually figured out what we were doing and I had a condom that didn't feel like a bench vice.

Been together over four years now, just proposed last night, she said yes.

>>715770976
you fuck a transient or some shit?
how do you get the herps on your first go?

>>715770053
>how to english

I was 13, she was 12. She didn't want to use a condom her 1st time, fine with me. It was painful for her but she didnt want to stop. We basically just made out for 15 minutes with my dick all the way inside her. Wasn't very good sex but was still fun.

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I was a virgin she wasn't.

>both 16
>real cute quirky mulatto girl who looked alot like pic related
>took a cute white/black girl out to hookah bar
>talking & cuddling abit
>make out for first time after hanging out for about 2 weeks
>she says she wants to get out of there
>Takes me to the back alley and we start kissing pinned up against a wall
>things get hot
>she said she wanted me to fuck her
>donttellherimavirgin
>she drops to her knees
>undoing my jeans
>she didn't know what she was doing
>help her out
>despite her blowjob lips she gave terrible head
>she said it was her first time giving a blowjob
>says she wants to fuck me
>pull out Trojan Icy & Hot condom™
>she bends against the wall & has her pants undone already
>she fucking undid them while sucking my cock

continue...?

>>715774457
continue

>>715771698
congrats bro

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>>715772743
lmao I know that feel

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>>715774646

>put condom on my cock
>that shit did not feel right
>that tingling shit on my dick made me feel like I had an STD
>put cock in her pussy, its dripping wet
>start fucking her really bad, cock is going soft because shit condom
>tell her I'm gonna take it off
>she just wants me to keep fucking her
>fuck her for a bit, had a guy walk by but she didn't notice
>didnt even notice if he saw he or not
>neither of us finished but it was really fun

I highly recommend public sex.

anyway, me and this girl have been friends for going on two years in April of next year. Made her my little cum slut, git her into kinky fucking sex.

>anal
>ass to mouth
>public sex whenever/wherever I want
>shes always grinding on me or grabbing my cock in public
>on the pill

We're 18 now and in an open closed relationship
>pic related

I'm gonna marry this girl one day

>>715773760
good on you mate

>>715770099
Dubs of truth

>>715775274
Thanks fam. And I was convinced I was going to become a grand wizard forever. Didn't have a serious relationship (she was my first) till I was 18. No kisses, no sex, anything. But it was totally worth the wait to find a traditional girl instead of settling for a hobag. In the words of Malik Obama, trust no thot.

>she sucked my dick
>She wanted to finally do it
>didn't have a condom
>she just sat on it anyways
>came in like 10 seconds
>she didn't stop though
>hurt but she kept making out with me
>every time I moaned she just grabbed my body harder
>finally everything just went numb
>dick went soft
>she finally got off
>worried for a month till she got her period
This is why alcohol was created. To prevent 10 second unloads. 10 seconds becomes 10 hours of nonstop on and off again, resuck it till it gets hard again, ride till your both sweaty, take a few piss breaks, get back into the mood with intervals of make out sessions, trying every position comfortably known till you finally bust or she gets sore.

>>715772585
didn't know this was a feels thread

>>715769722
Pussy is nice, it's the nutjob it's attached to that causes the problems.

>>715769722
tried to get my dick in, shit was too tight.
when it finally worked and she was starting to feel good, my dick went totally numb as the condom was also too tight.
she used my dick like a dildo and i was trying not to cry because the blood flow was stopped by the condom acting like a very tight cock ring
she had her fun, i was the one hurting
8/10 now i'm addicted

>>715770976
But was it good?

>>715770976
This is exactly the reason I want to be able to trust a female before I fuck one. But if some of you anons are to be believed such a thing would never be possible.

>>715777777

>>715777716
fail

>>715769722
>at the bar with friends
>friends push me into girl Ive see around school
>talk all night, super into eachother, end up bringing her home
>we're both nervous retards
>have sloppy sex and I can barely boner because alcohol
>forget to give her my number in the morning, send awkward fb message asking to chill

been dating 4 years this March

Haven't had it yet

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>2012 be me 15 yrs old
>get invited to party by girl
>smoking weed, getting drunk, regular high school party stuff
>party over and it's just me and the girl and her cousin
>11pm im getting ready to leave
>girl notices and runs to me while she was smoking hookah
>coal burns and she burns the carpet
>girl tells her cousin to deal with it and drags me into her room
>asks me if i ever has sex before
>N-no...
>lets have sex anon
>beta me gets nervous and hard
>say yes and she immediately starts kissing me
>we're rolling around the floor kissing when she starts unbuckling my pants
>its my first time so im extremely fucking nervous
>Im in my boxers and shes in her underwear
>she says she wants me to get on top
>beta me goes alpha and say no and say she goes on top
>we start laughing and joking about who goes on top
>we rock-paper-scissors
>i win like a true alpha
>she takes off my boxers and takes off her underwear
>she starts rubbing my dick on her wet pussy
>mfw this is the first time ever feeling this pleasure
>she puts it in and i feel her warm tight wet pussy
>didnt know pussy was this magical
>a minute in and i tell her im about to cum
>she says go ahead im on birth control
>beta me asks her if shes sure shes okay with me cumming in her
>says yes and i blow my load
>kept fucking for another 5 minutes
>my god i will never forget

>>715769722
>be 17
>girlfriend 15
>took several minutes to get in
>7.5x6 in a tight hole
>she starts crying from pain and emotions
>go for five minutes and she doesn't let me finish
>cuddle

Was the best sex to lose my virginity too. Even without a climax.

>>715769722
I was 16 and she was in her 30s. Pretty good

Came inside my cousin. Shit was cash 9/10.

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I was 21. Met a chick online and met for coffee. She was ugly as sin itself and twice as wide. Naturally I hopped in her car and rode around for a bit until we went back to her house to watch a movie.

"In the Army Now".

She went out for a smoke. I followed and started rubbing her shoulders. Went back inside and started making out on the couch. Hand touched tits. Pulled one out...

God. Damn. Hair.

I was disgusted, but committed at this point and put the furry bastard in my mouth. Then I went down on her...

The goddamn smell was bad. I had fingered a few chicks before, and I liked the smell quite a bit. But this girl? Ugh.

I still did it. I ate that pussy like it was the best roast beef sandwich I had ever seen.

She asked me to fuck her. I pulled my cock out and stuck it in her. I thought "Hmm...this doesn't feel anything like I thought it would. It kinda hurts a little". She looked uncomfortable as well.

Pumped in and out for ten minutes, didn't cum. Went soft in her. She looked relieved.

We washed up and got dressed. As we walk to the car she asked me "You wouldn't want to go to church with me, would you?". I told her I had some stuff to do.

She dropped me off at my car and I picked up a pack of smokes for the ride home. I didn't smoke at the time, but it felt appropriate considering the horrors I had put upon myself.

Got home - took a shower and cried for hours.

My dick was sore for a few days after this. Got a checkup; completely fine. Doctor even joked "You should 'take it easy' the next time. I was stupid and had no idea what he meant.

Year later I got with another girl. Same thing both of us hurting. Third girl, everything was okay but doggy - both of us start hurting.

Fourth girl, great all around. We even got a little experimental, asked her if I could put it in her ass. She says "I cant. I'm sorry. You have way too much girth for that."

I'm like "Girth?"

She responds "Yeah. You've got a really thick penis. Real thick."

See pic for MRW.

>>715778496
Who's your favorite NASCAR driver?

>>715769722
My dad found out I ate all the ribs...the rest is history..

>>715772585
Fuck

Fuck it youre gon hear my faggot stories and i will leave out the 27 straight guys who've wanted activities. You should see how much porn we have available I don't know how you all don't get bored. All those myths buzzing through your head right now? All fake. Anyways. Maybe 15 or so. Meet a guy. He's a little bit feminine only in his voice. I am not at all. Walk down street get called faggots from a car. Get mcdonalds garbage thrown on us. Go home. Get first blowjob. Kid LOVES to play with his fiveskin. Takes me to his house. Everybody is accepting. My fam too by now. Fuck in his bed. Use some kind of handcream. Think toyself. My goodness. Nothing is painful or gross here. Everything I tripped out on is fake. Kid is latino. Squinty eyes. Absolutely loves me. Maybe 7 inches. I leave him because i was young and stupid and his family was very over the top and slightly of an under class. Go on to have great times with all sorts of other people. Still got it. No more experiences with assholes on street or otherwise. Not once. Now i want a husbando and a surrogate. Pinprick asshole diamond mode boners. Engage. My fav position is lotus

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My first time was in the back of this chicks big SUV in the school parking lot after hours. Wasn't bad, but turns out it was her mother's SUV and she was pissed. Long story short my folks and I laughed in her face and said we don't give a damn

>>715770099
Faggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

>>715769722
>middle of summer
>I'm 13, she's 12
>behind skating rink
>no condom
>no idea what we're doing
>don't remember much of anything

Seriously. I don't really remember it.

Alrighty /b/, I'll tell you about the story of the slut junkie with the glow in the dark stars in her ceiling

>be me
>17
>any "HAHA FAGGOT I LOST MINE AT 12" pls fuck off
>visit my art class with my jammin fav teacher Ms lamburt (now Mrs. Ruso, good for her)
>talking about projects and stuff with her, she shows me a few personal works of hers and what not, pretty layed back day
>think I was a senior? Can't remember
>so this girl was staring at me in her friend group, gothish, but not overdone, dyed hair
>not sjw surprisingly
>she talks to for a bit
>"..did you make this?"
>I'm basically drawing on it, in front of her, so I give her the biggest "what the fuck do you think look" in the history of forever
>"I mean yeah your drawing on it, b-but.."
>feel kinda shit about that, she lot up red after that, kinda felt douchey for embarrasing her
>"it's real good!"
>her voice squeaked a bit when she said it, I can tell she was still embarrassed, avoid eye to eye convo and what not
>she leaves for a few moments, and I kinda just disregard her at first and work on my piece
>fucking charcoal man
>she shuffles back to me, looking as if she'd kill herself if anyone looked at her
>gave me a sheet of folded paper

Cont?

>>715771698

that's great, man

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>>715771698
jesus christ anon that was epic.

>>715771698
Good for you, anon.

>>715772585
I couldn't stop laughing and take the post seriously, because of the picture I read the whole damned thing in Bobby's voice

>>715769722
Did LSD with a cute chubbizard, freaked out for a while because I'd just started seeing another girl regularly, then got over it and did the do quite quickly.

>>715769722
I was 17 and she was 16. We had dated for about one year. We did it on the living room rug of her house. It took care the virginity issues for both of us. She said that it was not painful and the bleeding was light. We practiced a lot after that.

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>>715779548
Cont

>she left the class, bell rung before she came back to me
>name and number, painted in cyan acrylic, layed sprawled across the paper, with a crude, yet delicate looking heart below the last digit
>"ooh was that from Emily? Anon, she really seems to like you"
>flummox a bit In my seat, almost as if the phrase offended me
>"wh-no? What? Really? "
>"anon. She painted her number on a piece of paper. There's heart on anon, I mean cmon"
>"uum, well, alright, i mean, yeah. Alright-"
>this is basically the first time I've ever REALIZED that a girl has liked me, because apparently my power level was too high for me to take fucking hints
>I, much like her earlier, blush a bit like the flatterable little faggots I am

Fast foward about a day

>the note, almost forgotten about, scratched against me while emptying my pocket, dragging an interesting scent with it; pleasant but foreign in a way
>load turboautismo2.exe
>decide to text

I could go about how my friendo walked me through it all, but his dialog was basically just "GETCHA DICK WET DUDE GETCHA DICK WET"

so, fast forward again to what is now our second "date"

>she greeted me, almost at a relief, at the door, while her mother just pulled up behind me
>being nice, I help her madre unload the grocery's and such, gave me a free coke out of it
>I fucking love coke man
>it's like all crisp an bubbly, tastes like jesus
>so after unloading, she grabs my hand and immediately drags me up the stairs
>trip
>her stairs are wood
>hard fucking wood
>"oh my god are you all fine"
>"yeah, I'm 'all fine'"
>"shut up! I meant alright you dork"
>catch an upskirt glimps
>pic related
>her ass looked about as firm as a fucking athletes
>I had absolutely zero clue she had that nice if a body

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>>715769722

Sick of being a virgin.

Made a yahoo chat account.

Found a 22 year old.

We met on the steps of Flinders st station, Melbourne. We talked for a while, and then made out under the flinders st briidge, then she drove to Arthurs seat.

We made out on the lookout in her car for a while. Then progressed to me fking her on the bonnet of her car while people drove past.

She had the best Tits i've ever seen.

I was 16 at the time and in my school uniform. 35 now and seen many tits.

>>715775272
>icy&hot
>put it on
>dick is icy and hot??!! Wtf lawlll


You put the condom on so that it was inverse.

>>715769722
it was awkward and i lasted a lot longer than i thought i would

>>715780998

well?

>>715778842
I was 17. 14 was the first girl. Anyways

>>715780998

Cont

>drags me back up to her room; a nice little pad with a small bed, a surprisingly comfortable couch, a dusty window, and a strong pot smell
>pushes me on the couch, and immediately snuggles into my chest
>at first, she nestled a bit, but then turned on the TV before I could move, can't remember what came on, a Disney thing I think
>fuck people are heavy
>I mean, you wouldn't expect it, she's like 5,6-7, skinny, but I guess she was just /fit/ as fuck
>her bones kinda hurt a bit, but she was just so warm, so I kept quite and snuggled into her, and gave a quick "thank Mr skeletal" for less bone pokage
>fall asleep for a good hour
>felt a numbness, and a strange weight, a rubbing almost
>narrowed open an eye, and see her gently breathing, god was she cute
>but as I looked back, I saw her hips, gentle moving back and forth
>she whimpered a bit
>before I said anything, she looked up at me and noticed I was awake
>"hi"
>managed to squeeze out a reply
>cuddling for about 10 mins, with her periodically looking at me
>"I wanna kiss you so bad"
>
>
>over 9000
>"I Uhh.. "
>she was intently staring at me
>"I've.. Never kissed anyone tho-
>"that's fine I'll show you"
>slowly leans in
>her lips were a bit thin, but she smelt so fucking good
>kiss for about half a minute or so, but then I flinch a bit, as she playfully bit my lower lip
>her wide hips pick up where they left off
>she stops a bit
>"so whats it like?"
>"Uhm.."
>how the fuck do you hide a boner with someone on top of you?

Cont

>>715772585
I'm sorry man. :(

>>715782016

go on

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>>715782016

>still laying there, not knowing what to do
>"..could you kinda move up a bit?"
>without thinking, continue to do so
>oh fuck
>my wieners like right on her winkiedink
>".. Is that better?"
>she nods, and bit her lower lip a bit, then went back to kissing
>"..so, then, that.. You know.. Must mean your, like, a virgin, right?"
>too nervous to answer like a sarcastic douche, and she's like, staring at me every time she asks something
>"I mean, I, not by choice or anything"
>holy fuck I actually said that
>she laughs a bit, still have no clue how
>"that's.. Cute"
>blush again
>kissing proceeds
>feel her grinding pick up to where its obviously noticeable
>"..y-ou can put your hand in my pants if you want to" she squeaked
>freeze up
>"I mean, only if you want to.."
>kinda slouch my hand on her butt
>yep, that's a butt
>hear her draw breath
>fuck, now she's expecting it
>clumsily push my hand down her tight as fuck pants
>hand on bare buttcheek
>"please.. Do something?"
>"what?"
>"I guess you can just feel if you want, but I mean, I, I kinda bet your fingers would like.. You know. Feel nice. "
>pic related
>push my fingers down her ass, and for the first time, well, yeah
>grabherbythepussy
>"that's my butt anon"
>"Um, sorry, I mean but does it feel, nice, like good? "
>"you can do both, if you want"

Cont

>>715782850

nice

>>715769722
>mfw first time i couldn't get it up
>mfw the day after i did it twice
You could say i made it up to her

> Almost 2 years ago
> 17th Birthday
> Virgin af
> Gf invited me to a party to her friend's house
> she was 16 years old, kinda chubby and small but still hot 7/9, she already fucked someone else, she have has a child if her ex'bf, i didn't care about that
> Gf and me got drunk
> Gf's friends leave the house leaving the keys
> Didn't know what the fuck is happening
> Come with her to a room
> She tell me to take out my clothes
> ok.jpg
> Start kissing while playing with her boobs/vagina
> both still drunk af
> go inside ger
> Idontfeelanything.gif
> start smashing her
> Cum in 15 secons
> FUCKING HELL, NO!
> play with her until get hard again to not end quick
> repeat until get tired
> get dressed and go for food
> Return to house and start all over again


... it was good

... 10 days ago i got my 19th birthday and i still miss her, we "broke up (?)" 1 month ago

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>"both what?"
>"ha I mean, you know? You have two hands, and.. Your fingers feel really nice"
>"Um, thanks."
>finger her ass for a bit, zero lube
>"y-ou feel really good in there"
>"it does?"
>she nods, biting her lower lip
>"but you know.. Id think I'd prefer something else, in there"
>wiener proceeds to explode
>she unzips my pants, finger still in butt
>I think, within 10 or so seconds, she manages to get my pants completely off
>can't help but think "but what if I'm small" or she'll laugh, etc etc
>"oh, my god, anon"
>"wh is something wrong?"
>she stares at one eyed Willy for a second, and immediately grabs it
>wince a bit
>"..is it, you know.. Not small? "
>"Huh? "
>before I could speak, she chirps "I mean, it's not too long, but i can like, barley get my hand around it.. It's so nice and.. Thick"
>she goes back to staring
>"so-
>I gasped a bit, she just suddenly started sucking me off
>O M gosh yes
>"ah that's.. "
>id feel her teeth every here and there
>she suddenly stopped, looked at me, and said "do you, Uh, want to lose your virginity?"
>I was pretty much soeechless
>she kept staring
>fuck I have to say something
>can't let her know I have an autism
>"well I mean, i, um.. I actually, kinda wanted to save myself?"
>her face
>her fucking face
>she looked so fucking sad
>feel like shit
>"b but we can still do some things like.. Um, hotdogging?"
>she lit back up
>".. Alright"
>she nimbly bent down, and grabbed something, which was later obviously oil
>holy fuck, her ass was all shiny, wet and slippery, I just unf
>pic related
>"come here"

Cont

>>715780998
>it's all crisp an bubbly, tastes like jesus
made me lose my shit, anon

>>715783793

why is it taking you so long

>>715783793

Cont

>slide dick between buns
>it's right against her asshole
>she tightly clutched the couch, moaning quietly with each thrust
>each pass made a satisfying slush and mushy sound; I could feel her twitch with each movement
>do this for about 3-4 minutes, all while trying not to realize how fucking hot it is
>suddenly stop
>she looks back
> I mutter " I, think I want to lose my virginity"
>she went silent for a bit
>"are you sure" she whispered, still facing away from me
>"mhm hm"
>"do.. Do you think I should?"
>silence, again
>"..pleaase.. Just, please."
>don't know she meant at the time, but before I knew it, she slowly rocked back and forth, and she moaned what was another "please"
>pushed it against her vajayjay
>it slipped down a bit, but then I went right up against her
>"...right there, you had it"
> 8===0==D

Cont

35 minutes of desperate dry pussy humping followed by several months of shame and a real bitch of an ex

Oh boy, here we go

>hang out with mate, his gf and her friend
>she's cute, but I'm a virgin so I don't even think I have a chance, she was also arguing on the phone with her bf/ex whatever that evening
>friend says she thought I was good looking, tells me to ask her
>use practically two weeks to muster up confidence to ask her out
>"Watch a movie at my place this evening?"
>She says yes to my surprise
>Fast forward to evening, I pick her up and we go home, watch a movie at my bed
>Whole movie goes by, I lean in for a kiss
>She responds, we make out for a good amount of time
>She pushes me back, climb on top, we laugh, she gets a call from a friend etc.
>After the call, we start making out again
>I reach around her back, unhook her bra in about 1 second with one hand, she's utterly surprised
>Never done that again btw
>She sits up, takes of sweater, reveals perky C tits
>Skinny body, pale, good tits, I can't fucking believe what I'm doing
>We switch places, I take of my shirt as well
>nervousnessintensifies.gif
>She takes off her pants, slides of the underwear, she's now on back, legs spread, tiny innie just waiting for my dick
>I can't for my life seem to get a hard-on
>Manage after a few minutes to muster up a semi, slowly push it inside her
>Even with a semi, she's still tight
>Fuck her, missionary, she's moaning
>Familiy bedrooms nextdoor, she still moaning
>I don't really give a fuck, I'm getting fucking pussy
>Moaning like fuck, turns me on but I don't manage to cum that night anyways
>Creampie her three days after, she's overly excited
>Fuck a couple of more times and she probably found someone else, IDK, she said she thought I lied about the virginity etc since she told me I was good at fucking.

Remember when she was on top and I started fucking at 300 thrusts per minute, she went crosseyed and let out some huge moans, and then accused me saying I couldn't be a virgin. Nevertheless...

Still the tightest pussy, and best body I have ever fucked.

>>715784542
>unhook her bra in about 1 second with one hand, she's utterly surprised
>Never done that again btw
>Skinny body, pale, good tits, I can't fucking believe what I'm doing.
>"of" instead of "off"
>Even with a semi, she's still tight
>she said she thought I lied about the virginity etc since she told me I was good at fucking.
>then accused me saying I couldn't be a virgin.
>Nevertheless...

underageb&
nice fanfiction

>>715770053
what the fuck is wrong with you?

It stunk. Barf.

>>715770099
dat last line: truth

>>715784985
Why do you think so?

>>715785154
I didn't cum my first time, and neither did my best friend

>be 21, recently graduated kissless virgin, never seen a girl naked before
>meet girl on online dating, talk daily for a month
>get drunk, ask girl if she'd be into a long distance relationship, she says yes
>drive six hours south to meet her one Friday
>meet her at hotel check in, drop bags in room, watch some tv, playful groping, go out for dinner
>sit through dinner thinking about her pussy the whole time and how I'mma be up in that
>get her back to the hotel, shower, play, undress each other, ask her to suck my dick, she does for a minute, it's ok
>she stops, she tells me to eat her pussy
>pull panties off, see vagina for the first time, perfect innie
>spread dem lips
>eat pussy for like half an hour
>get up, put on condom
>spread her legs, ask her to guide me in
>get in, she asks me to fuck her harder, cum in like 1 minute
>chat for a bit, go to sleep
>next morning, get up early, put condom on, spoon her
>she rides me. Shit was so cash.
>spend rest of the weekend fucking, sucking, licking as much as possible, all the firsts

ended up being with this bitch for a year and a half. Mostly bad memories, lol, but she spoiled me sexually

Raised her leg fucked that pussy while she was having orgarsms like a mad girl

I had no idea what was happening
Asking every two second "are you alright"
At the fifth orgasm she asked for a break
We ended up cudling, I was left confused with a raging boner

>>715771698
20yo virgin who's never been in a relationship
you give me hope dude

>>715785265
take it to /lit/ if you want to craft a better story, i already spent way too much time on my first post to make a critique now

Bugged my boyfriend at the time for months, I was underaged and he was sixteen, so it was a little dodgy and I was a stupid kid.

It was ultimately dull. Dick when in, he came pretty quick (I was on the pill so no condom), and I was pretty unsatisfied. Managed to get him up again a few hours later and actually got some vague semblance of enjoyment out of it, but that probably counts as my second time.

So, underwhelming. He was awful at sex.

Okay so what I had got deleted so I'll summarize.

> slowly fuck for a bit
>"right, right there"
>she gently shook a bit, stopping her movements
>"are yo-
>imediatley pulls out, begins sucking me off again

So, she stops and looks at me and long story short, she asks for anal in a very cute, shy way, and she rode me for a good 10 minutes. I came within the first 2 of anal, but I kept going since she really seemed to like it, unfortunately she wasn't a squirter

>>715771130
s a u s e ?

>>715771223
>of my age

>>715771236
Virgin detected

>>715770099
yeah, i guess its like that if you suck at sex

there was blood and crying

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>>715770099
That trips dubs though

>>715786289
thanks for naming my autobiography

Against all odds and my fears, I managed to not only get hard, but stay hard and not ejaculate for 15 minutes. I'd say that's pretty good.

But the song Lovefool by The Cardigans was playing at the time so like for the next week after I lost my virginity I had that fucking song playing in my head. Whenever I was on a train I'd get the song started in my head randomly, and that gets me thinking about the sex, and then I get an erection on the fucking train.

It sucked.

>>715785762
What's made up? It's non-fictional, and I don't get what could make it less plausible to believe.

>>715786716
when was this? 1996?

>>715786049

Here's the actual cont

>gentle fuck for a few mintues, feeling her smoothly bounce as she pushes against me
>"please, finger my ass"
>kinda lock up a bit, but sure enough, she gets a thumb in the bum
>"o-OH god.. , please just.. Right there.."
>feel drips, warm, running down my leg
>gentle feel myself pull in and out, like nice smooth rocking waves on a boat
>"please, just, hold there.."

She shook a bit, and gave a bit if a nice sig, pulled out, and pushed me between her lips

>I was sensitive, so I winced back, of which, she took no notice
>she stops
>"..so, I um.. Your just so, innocent, I just can't help but, you know, feel safe, with you. And I, Uh.."
> "...you what?"
>she bit her lip a bit, and looked down toward the Maroon pillow on the floor
>".. Can we do anal?"
>I was like, completely shocked, cause at the time anal was like yucky to me
>"..i just, you feel so good in there, I just.. I want you in all of me"
>she, knowing she was hot shit, immediately bit her lower lip
>I nodded a bit, and felt her gently push down on my chest, give me a kiss, and straddled my crotch
>It felt a bit itchy, like on my tip, but I felt pleasure as she pushed me deeper
>"o-hoh fu.. Fuck"
>there was a dirty "slurp" sound, and she gave a nice recessed moan, and slowly bounce up and down
>not before long, she grabbed my hands, and cupped them on her small, cute Boobs

Cont

>>715769722
T'was with my sister. Gave me a bit of a fetish.

>>715786916
It was this year.

Why the fuck was a song from the mid 90s playing at the time? I have no idea.

>>715769722
My first time was pathetic, Memorable but bad, If anyone had been watching they'd have thought i was retarded. Ignoring the obvious inexperience with sex, I made the mistake of trying to eat her out, she tasted like she hadnt bathed in weeks so i pretended like she was choking me so i could stop, fortunately for me she turned out to be a whore and needles to say it didnt work out

>meet cougar on POF
>have dinner
>hit it off
>get a hotel
>make out for a while
>my heart starts racing
>start touching/groping each other
>heart pumping overtime
>i finger her, she cums
>she whispers "put it inside me"
>excitement hits fever pitch
>i stick my throbbing boner in her super wet hole
>start pumping
>barely last 5 pumps
>cum gallons
>its over in a few seconds
>she isnt mad at all
>relaxes me with oral and jokes
>few minutes pass by
>regain hard on
>proceed to fuck her with a fury for over an hour

>>715787018
story time?

Cont

>Feel her dirty ass slowly gripping me as she slid up and down, groping her as she layed out sweet, gentle moans
>"it just.. It feels so.. Snug"
>she started getting a bit more rough, biting my lip as she drew me in and out (like I said, I came in Like the first 2 minutes), grunting as she would push me further in
>the nice oil coating us left nice juicy sounds each time she moved forward or back

So, the reason I called this story "the slit junkie with the stars of her ceiling" is because just before I fell asleep with her on my chest and shit dick, I counted the glowing stars on her ceiling, and fell asleep inside her

And, no offence to the current gf, it was still the best sexual experience I've ever had

Goodnight /bee/

>be me
>27 year old kissless virgin
>while on vacation in animu land decide to visit red light district
>pick a girl in a school uniform
>gives me a minute long blowjob with a condom on
>gets on top of me and rides me for 5 minutes
>after I cum I look into her eyes
>"a-arigato" I say
>"arigato" she says back, as she caresses my cheek

Yep. I'm pretty pathetic.

>>715769722
>Me at 18, GF was 15, we had been dating for 3 or 4 months.
>At my friends house (his mom was gone) so all was fair game in the spare bedroom
>We're making out, I'm fingering her for a while and she's grabbing my junk, I ask if she wants to go farther
>She says yes.
>I run out of the room with a full hard on and dig around in my friend's nightstand for a condom.
>Go back to the spare room and anxiously put the Trojan ENZ on my 10/10 erection.
>I get on top and awkwardly work my cock inside her with her legs wrapped tightly around me the whole time.
>Seriously, she was trying to death grip me the whole time.
>Tool Lateralus was playing in the background while I pumped..(this was about 2004)
>I fucked her in missionary for about 30 minutes, I swear to god, before I came. First time.
>We went out to join the rest of our friends, they knew we just fucked and cheered us on.
>I felt like a fucking superhero. For real.

I fucked this girl for about 6 months after I got out of high school. We fucked maybe 3 times a week. Seriously, I can't believe I didn't knock her up. We would fuck, I'd cum and pull out and put another rubber on with cum on my fingers, we would fuck for another 30 minutes or so and I would cum in her again put a fresh condom on. There were also lots of broken condoms where I would end up cumming inside her and not know it until I pulled out and it was broken. Still to this day I can fuck for a long time before cumming. Some girls don't like it but I love pumping away for 45 minutes before blowing my load. Back then she had an irregular period where she would go for months without bleeding, I'm certain that this is the reason that I'm not a father.

She ended up getting married and having a couple kids. She's kinda fat now and that's a shame because that prime pussy I plowed when she was 15 was top tier even if she didn't know what the fuck she was doing.

>>715775272
>open closed relationship
you mean you're a cuck?

>>715787561
>15
nice, very nice

>>715787059
Also left out i was a kissless virgin till 19

Convinced ex bf to hook up with me while hes in town and gf is back at home. First night, we're kissing and he touches my thighs up my dress. Crazy sensitive so I stopped him and admitted I'm a virgin. Call it night. The next day he we hang out again at his parents house. Whole family is in the kitchen cooking while he throws a blanket over our laps on the couch and starts fingering me. Trying so hard not to moan. Eat dinner with everyone. His mom sends everyone upstairs including herself so we can be alone (she actually told me the other day she likes me more than his current gf). Alone together and continued. I'm giving him a handjob, hide my face in shoulder mumbling "idk what im doing". He gets up, undresses and slides off my underwear. I ask for protection and he says he doesnt have any. I tell him I don't think I want to do this then but he insists he knows what's he's doing. Pulls my legs over his shoulders, dry and shoves it in. Shout OWW (lmao fuck). Covers my mouth and fucks me there on the couch. Awkwardly silently, mind racing wtf am I doing. He pulled out and came on my legs. I sit up confused. Showered together then walked me home.

>>715787627
My record was 19 (me) and 14 (her) she's now my slut and she have fuckin big boobs and Nice body and sexiest feet i've ever seen

>>715787627
Not really.
I'd take a 22-25 year old all day long before a 15 year old again. About 8 months ago I fucked a 19 year old Peruvian intern girl from work, me at 30 years old. I've fucked plenty of girls in the mean time, but how often are you going to get to bust a nut in a piece of sub-20 year old pussy?

When I could tell she was into me I fucking went into hunt mode. I've never been out with a girl like this, but literally all I was ever thinking about when we went out to dinner was putting my cock inside of her. I was very aggressive and very hands-on with her to let her know what I wanted. It worked, but she was a terrible lay in the end. I came in her 4 times and she wanted no condom even the first time I fucked her. I think she wanted me to knock her up but thankfully I kept my composure and used a rubber the whole time.

>>715788279
>big boobs
dropped

>>715788327
why? their bodies are much better, they're a ton tighter, etc. - even if they are emotionally dumb or clueless.

>>715786224
yeah, sex is fucking amazing dunno what these fags are doing wrong

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>>715770099

>>715769722
>be 15
>she put on a killer playlist
>we start to fuck
>lose bonner couple of times because she was a 3/10 tops also very nervous
>she said she'd swallow but instead i pull dick out of her mouth just before i came
>came directly into her left eyeball
>it was red as the devils dick for like 3 days after
generally cool experience, would rate 7.5/10

>>715788407
sex is just the same as jacking off plus the intimacy

>>715769722
It was horrible. there was blood everywhere and she wouldn't stop crying. Then she went into anaphalactic shock because she was allergic to the condom. In the end she was carted out of here by the paramedics while I was left to call her parents to explain why exactly she was in the hospital and why they should drive into town to pick her up.

The 2nd time went much better though.

>>715788367
"They're a ton tighter" is a myth
The tightest pussy I've ever fucked was a 27 year old single mom. She's a FWB still today that I could fuck tonight if I wanted to because she wants to date me. Yes, this girl gave birth through her vagina at 23 and her shit is still tighter than a 15 year old virgin cunt that has never been plowed. The 15 yo gf that I busted my cherry with was looser than a lot of the women I've fucked that were in their 20s taking dicks in college.

Vaginas don't necessarily follow your fantastical imaginary requirements.

Mine actually didn't have much sex, more blowing, but it was still good. I was 17 and she was 16.

≥visiting long distance gf
≥we were fooling around on Skype before meeting a whole lot, so there was always sexual tension
≥in the car with her and her dad since they were picking me up from the airport, we were in the backseat
≥she strokes my dick through my pants and guides my hand in hers
≥wetasfuck.avi
≥i finger her for like half the trip
≥finally at her home
≥we really want to do it, but her parents are home and the walls are thin
≥fast forward to night time
≥decide to finally do it
≥we make out, touch each other a lot and I put it in and fuck her raw for like 2 minutes
≥since she was afraid of me cumming inside her quickly because I was a virgin she got on her knees and sucked my dick
≥she fucking deep throated it
≥feelsgoodman
≥after some time I came a big load in her throat, was nice

And that's how I lost my virginity and got my dick deep throated all in the same night.

nope it sucked i was 15 and fucking some chick that was overly obsessed with me and it wasent that god honestly plus after fucking her she thought we were dating even after i told her i wasent looking for a relationship. she kept trying to hook up with me until i was 16 but then i moved to another school and blocked her on everything. if anyone wants ill post some nudes of her i think i still have some.

>>715771130
holy shit. Sauce me /b/ro

>>715789551
Nobody wants nudes of an underage girl you sick fuck.

>>715769722
We were both 16, she was skinny but had huge tits. It was winter and we were at side making out in the woods by the high school. I had to take my coat off and place it on snow so she would like me put it in.
Lasted like 3 humps and blew my load because she blue balled me for 2 hours prior. She got pregnant and got abortion. Great times

>>715790153

gtfo newfagget

>>715790153
He never said her age you sick fuck

>>715770099
I don't understand why people say this. Have you ever actually had sex?

>>715770099
it hurt because she was pretty tight and was my first time. she was confused when I was playing with my dick in the shower, i was trying to pull the foreskin back over my head.

>>715788918
>myth
literally incorrect. their bodies are smaller. sounds like you just don't have experience

Fucked my gf in a cheap hotel busted 6 times

>>715790563
With every post you're showing how little you know about sex.

"How big their bodies are" doesn't have fuck all to do with how tight their pussies are.

>>715769722
It sucked

24, never had sex
goodnight

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>>715769722
>Be stupid 18 yr old gf is 17
>We're all at friends house drinking and smoking the electric lettuce like the cool kids do
>Friend takes his gf to his room, they start fucking immediately.
>My slut and I are supposed to be sleeping on the couch
>we start making out, kissing like fucking mongrels
>sex time
>I pull out my dongler, she gets undressed, and gets on top of me
>E.D. from being more fucked up than I'd ever been
>Trying to push a banana through a pinhole. floppy as fuck
>Get somewhat hard and start fucking her
>she's either enjoying the fuck out of it, or trying to make me feel better about my dumb dick
>she starts moaning, pretty loud
>Friends' sister pops out of her bedroom and yells at us, telling us to stop fucking
>lose erection again because of course
>we keep going, trying to be more quiet
>this half ass fucking goes on for a few hours.. Like a whiskey/excited dick. Just keep wanting it.

This is the shit that's most memorable.. I'll never escape my fucking Autism.

>On top of her, pumping away with an actual bonner
>Starting to sober up
>Look up
>"Sun's comin' up!"
>she immediately replies "I'm getting sore.."

Hurr hurr save face, but we actually dated for a while, she lived like 80 miles away from me, so I paid friends and shit to pick her up, and bring her over to my house. Actually turned out to be the best sexual partner I've had in years.

My fiancee now is my freaky little sloot.

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>>715772585
Everyone else replying to this post is a moron, this is obviously not true and you guys must all be new here, ffs summers over!
Stupidest pile of crap I've read in years, even if true Anon, I don't give a fuck about you, her or any fetus.
This is /b/, stop this fag shit.

>>715771007
"Muh buh-ho'e!"

>>715769722
It was like my first game of football.

I was sore and bloody at the end but at least my dad came.

>>715791985
Gold.

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>>715791985

>16 yo me
>Hang out with the same group of friends all the time, girl I like is part of said group (Best Friend's little sister)
>One summer they invite us all to their house, with a pool and all, we're about 6 kids in there.
>Big Step-Sister of friends is there too.
>One evening while the others are sitting near the pool, I go to bathroom
>Step Sister (we'll call her Emma), crosses me in the living room on my way out.
>Start talking, tells me that my crush on the other girl is more than obvious
>Talk about feelings, eventually talk about sex
>Emma asks if I'm a virgin
>Want to be cocky but don't like to lie, so I admit to being a virgin
>Emma tells me that it's okay, girls love virgin guys.
>Puts her hand on my leg
>Gives me the bedroom eyes
>Brings me to her bedroom
>Surprisingly, lasted about 45 minutes on my first time (Around 20 minutes of foreplay/blowjob, rest in actual sex)
>No condoms, she wants to get that virgin cum inside of her.
>Lucky me she was on the pill and had no STDs.
>About 1 hour and a half after leaving to go to the bathroom I finally come back by the pool
>Emma comes with me
>Teases me the rest of the evening
>Bed-time comes, Emma gets me back to her room
>Fuck again

Spent a total of 2 weeks at my friends' house and starting 4th day (when that happened), spent all my nights in Emma's bedroom. Everyone in the house, aside from the parents, knew we were fucking.

Emma was 22 back then.

>>715780516
me too bro, me too.....

>>715769722
I was five years old, my older sister was seven.
She wanted to try having sex and I complied.
It was weird and not that fun.

>>715793000
That's pretty fucking weird.

>>715793000
>pretending a 5 years old penis can actually sustain erection good enough to perform sex

Waste of trips.

>>715793056
You think?

>>715793145
Well there's your reason for why it was weird and not that fun I suppose.

>>715793223
Do you or your sister have any sexual issues?

>>715793406
Not really.
People usually grow up fine even without a literally perfect childhood.
And sexuality isn't something that suddenly develops when the laws allow it to.

>>715793572
Has she ever mentioned it to you before?

Have you ever felt any sexual tension between the two of you?

>>715793648
We haven't talked about this event at all, no. It's kind of embarrassing...
And there never was any sexual tension. I'm sure her drive there was that I was the only similarly aged male close to her and she got curious.

>>715769722
I mean it was alright I guess. I fucked my best friend which was cool because she's pretty hot and all. It won't happen again because we've been friends for 4 year's before it happened so it was kind of awkward. We were both laughing most of the time

Chose a girl that my friends said was "easy." Took her out about three times and made out in car. Finally had access to friend's house without parents. Made out, undressed her, entered missionary, pumped three times and came. She laid there like she was dead. Still was exciting.

>>715769722
I was 17. She was a landwhale and I'm a hungry skellington. Neither of us came. It was terrible.

>>715791985
Possibly the only honest response in thread.

>gf over
>wanna have sex
>no
>come on
>i dont want too
>pleaseeeee itll be good
>i guess

KILL ME