daily penis removal roulette thread

>>715737015
Yeah, OK.

>>715737015
Rolling

)

>>715737015
Yes pls

>>715737015
More like that pic?

Can someone post the vid of him cumming with it?

rolling niggers

>>715737015
Sure.

>>715737650
Rollin again.

nig

lol k

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Rolling

if i get trip i really dont give a shit and im keeping my penis

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Rollarino

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>>715737015
how many rolls do we get?

>>715737015
Roll. What gives?

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>>715737015
get

Can I have a roll plz

it wont happen

>>715737858
you have to roll 6 times now

cut mne

>>715737858
rock and roll over II

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>>715737966
close

>>715737015
roll

not gonna happen lmao

>>715737015
I'm not going this if I get trips.

>>715737858
lori bobbit part 3

....

>>715737015
Rolls

>>715737858
make mine a smoothie please roll 4

trollin

Rolli polli

>>715737015
rollin like a nigger in a cadie

i never roll trips

>>715737858
flatboy 5

>>715738323
kys

lololololol

>>715737858
tricky 6

No trips here.

>>715737015
trips please

>>715738593
rerolling for trips

>>715738656
reroll again

not me

tfw no penis

>>715738504
Best I've rolled is doubles. No trips or quads.

I don't want to but I do...

>>715738706
rolling one last time, starting to think that i won't lose my penis...

>>715738779
Since we're rolling for trips I'll roll three times...

>>715738761
The saga continues...

>>715738849
Third time... Knots in my stomach because I really will.

>>715738867
I'm terrible at this.

>>715737966
rolling again i don't deserve my penis

>>715738916
5th roll is last

>>715738913
Whew (kinda) but I guess I'll be brutally torturing my cock tonight to make up for it.

Please let me win so the guys at school will like me

>>715738813
so sad that 4chan doesn't want me to lose my cock. guess that i have to try later.

Daily? This is a daily thing?

>>715737015
Rolling
Mom says maybe then I'll actually find a job instead of jacking all day

People actually do this?

>>715739113
2 off. Your timing is terrible like mine.

>>715737015
Roll I wana be a woman again

wow

Might do it anyway

I have nothing too cut of but G-damn it's my fantasy to watch or do one day

I don't believe in trips.

Rolling to cut off one of my penises

>>715739256
Don't let a rawl stop you

behold, i am the most dedicated 4channer ever

rolling if I get trips I will deliver

>>715739214
rather lose the balls, but cock removal would be pretty awesome too...

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8=====D

not today

>>715737015
If I get trips I likely won't deliver cause I'm a pussy.

>>715739432
You're a nigger

>>715739451
Then why even roll?

>>715737015

i dare you rng

>>715737015
roll

>>715737015
rolling
imagine if this was like the truth or dare movie and you were forced by forces beyond to do what it said
or like your mom actually died when you looked at this post. cause she will now if you dont reply to the first part of this

>>715739432
Shut up nigger.

>>715739451
Then why roll you pusillanimous scum

rollioni

JUSTIFICATION GET!

What if you already cut off your penis?

Such a bad luck ill probably get them...

lulz

>>715737015
I'm not gonna do it

>>715737015
suck me off nigga

Impressed and sad no one has rolled trips

>>715739774
Of by 3 :^(

>>715739663
thank those 3 posts that didnt make it in before me

>>715737015
i'm a tranny anyway

>>715737015
>daily penis removal roulette thread
>daily
lol'd

>>715739880
8 off :(

>>715737015
love me

(with my luck)
ROLLIINNNNNN

>>715739871
no shame in a re-roll

I never get trips

>>715739880
reroll for quads

Rooooling

>>715739970
dammit, re-reroll

Dangerous game

>>715739889
So close

>>715740004
GAAAAAAAAHHH

>>715737015
lol

re-roll because my small dick is an impediment to my happiness

Close one

>>715740044
k one more

>>715737015
oh what a risk,

>>715739880
You don't have any use for your dick. Cut it off.

>>715737015
>>715740004
if you got quads you wouldve had to remove your anus too

Goodbye, little pecker!

>>715740200
ROLL!

Plz no senpai

>>715740094
c'mon
>>715740133
it gets inverted not cut off
>>715740166
how the fuck does one remove their anus

>>715740200
your little bump is here to say

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>>715737015
>>715737015
>>715737015

Rolling, because what does it matter?

only if satanic trips

>>715740240
why the fuck can't i get trips

>>715740240
fine then they redirect it so your anus now ends in front of you where your dick was so you have to sit on the toilet backwards

>>715740291
liar liar slut for hire

>>715740306
you don't get to change the rules

>>715737015
rollin

>>715740334
OH YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW
>>715740336
anon you are retarded that is not how biology works

>>715740334
You were so close fam

>>715737015
Cut

>>715737015

will deliver

Pls

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>>715737015
i wont do it but lets see if i get tripplets

third time is the charm...
in all honesty though, my dick is a solid 4in hard and i make my gf squirt if i fuck her solidly. but i feel im not not enough. what do?

Not this time, Wong Burger!

>>715740475

will surely deliver

>>715740334
soooo fuckin' close

>>715740440
I keep missing it by so little >.<

>>715740440
i will make it work

>>715737015
will do

>>715740552
>by so little

like your little dick

>>715740552
fucking kek

>>715740552
Fuck dude

satanic 6's

will deliver

jk rawling

>>715740552
GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
satanic trips comin thru
>>715740587
it's actually 7"

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o.O

>>715740625

satanic trips?

>>715740587
so small he could just put it like a pimple

>>715740665
The fuck, I'm done

heavenly 7s

>>715740661
>>715740665
lucky ducky

>>715740661
lucky trips?
>>715740690
*she

Roll #2

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>>715740520
i love my dick. btw here are trips.

never rolled trips so ha fuck off

>>715740779
jesus i want to reply but at the risk of my dick

8s

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>>715737015
no fam

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>>715740587
>>715740587
>>715740587
>>715740587
I chuckled

>>715740806

lucky hates

will deliver

>>715740783
at least I missed by a decent number this time
chinese lucky trips?

all 9!

Roll #3

>>715740915
Too soon

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>>715740800
yeah i wont be giving a women my seed today. not to have retards baby

I'm surprised no one got trips yet

fuck it. I'm in.

Too bad I cut it off 3 years ago.

>>715740878
noooo
or should i say... nein nein nein

ok

>>715737015
im not gonna get trips

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what about balls?

>>715741020
oh fuck me ._. I had two chances that time

>>715740972

juans

>>715737015
Im scared

trips and i live stream it

>>715741082
fake

>>715741102
9 off quads, dammit
>>715741140
don't be trips is impossible

>>715740972
trips get

Rip my penis

No one in this thread is going to roll trips.

>>715741200
reroll

>>715737015
Does he get phantom pain?

>>715741082

Keep the balls. It's only fun if you end up permanently frustrated

>>715739889
You almost lol'd into a bad time.

>>715741247
There are other less violent ways to remove it.

>>715741289
reroll

>>715741334
woooooooooooooow

>>715741334
You almost made fun of lol'ing into a bad tme

>>715741337
1337 confirmed

Fuck.

>>715741334
>talk about it man

>>715739432
stupid nigger

>>715740835
das the sound of baaastion

>>715741370
reroll

>>715741219
3 OFF GAAAAAAAAAH
and I missed 333
last attempt
>>715741351
kek

All of these off by ones you'd think /b/ was full of programmers.

>>715741309

fores

>>715741219
Im still scared

>>715741455

nice trips! winrar

>>715741117

This counts, right?

Raise your dongers... and then cut them off

>>715741441
reroll

>>715741446
o
m
f
g
>.<
>>715741455
kek

>>715741334
Dude fuck me. I'm done with this thread.

somebody has to get it

>>715737015
yeeeee hawwwwww

>>715741556
reroll one last time

>>715740389
it's "pants on fire", Patrick.

>>715741508

yes and I will do it 7 times

>>715741501
you blind son

>>715737015
Roll

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My dick is awesome

>>715741556
I give up

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>>715741206
it's not

Pls no I actually like my dick

roller x2

>>715741674
That's a long dick tbh

>>715741660
that was close
roll

>>715741732
then timestamp you fuck

>>715741765
What the fuck

>>715741765
The fuck is that

AH

>>715741890
UNLUCKY

>Same autistic shit every single day

>>715741942
Looks like an f2m dick

>>715741890
what is that?

>>715741999
HOLY FUCK WINRAR

>>715741999
snip snip faggot

>>715741999
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIOIOOOO

>>715741999
Do it faggot

>>715741999
WINNER

goodbye

NO TRIPS GET REKT OP

>>715741765
dat don't look right bro

have been considering...

Might as well right

pls trippsssss

>>715741999
WINRAR!

WON'T DELIVER...

>>715741630
well you would know!

>>715738039
what a spoiled ungrateful little brat!
I would LOVE to be on a boat adventure with my fam

>>715741999
livestream it faggot

>>715741999
Looks like we got a wiener over here!

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>>715741999

>>715742266
no we dont ;)

>>715742244
No, *you* livestream it :D

do it

im safe

>>715737015

First and only attempt. Will stream if trips

>>715741890

you call it fucked.

I call him one lucky fucker.

>>715737015
ayyy

>>715737015
WE DEM BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>715741999
Yeah you are unlucky.

I'll play

phives

WILL deliver

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>>715741999

do it.

>>715741999
holy shit dude you gotta do it

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>>715741999
Ohsht

won't even miss it

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>>715741999
>

roll i do

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>>715741999
O SHIT
YIU HAVE NO CHOICE NOW
CUT YOUR DICK OFF NOW

>>715739432
Shut up Nigger

>>715742838
What are we, fucking isis

Quads and I cut off ops dick

>>715743051
We can be.

Rollerino

>>715743146
good fucking luck m8 i live in a bunker in case of such an emergency as an anon coming to remove my dickle

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dfddf rolling

slicey slicey

>>715741999
Stop being a pussy and get choppin'.

>>715737015
coll