ITT: Greentext your first kiss

>>715727087
>your first kiss

>>715727140
/thread

>be 25 at a party
>drunk and hungry
>girl who wanted me all evening, touchy and huggy
>pizza arrives, fuck yeah i'm starving
>as i eat pizza this girl kisses me
>why.png
>continue to eat my pizza
>never kiss or get together with that girl again

>>715727368
>/thread

>>715727409
Oh man, why? Was she just not your type? Did the touchiness just turn you off?
I know the feeling.
This one incredibly beautiful girl I knew, hadn't seen in years, approached me once, flirting like crazy. I just left without her number, regret it often.
As much as I wish girls would chase us, when it happens it's weird.

>>715727087

>Be 15
>Be at a house party for the first time
>Get drunk for the first time
>Kiss some emo slut I was hanging out with for most of the evening

She was about a 5/10 but I regret nothing

>>715727087
>8 yrs old
>group of girls always played hide n seek with my friends and I
>go to one friend's house to see if he can play
>he can't
>ohwell.jpg
>what about friend 2?
>start walking towards friend 2's house
>friend 1's little sister is with her friends
>there's this older looking chick with them
>they call me over and ask me if I've ever kissed a girl before
>nope.jpg
>they lead me behind her house
>older girl grabs my hand and tells me to close my eyes
>she kisses me
>feelsweirdman.jpg
>she shoves her tongue into my mouth
>notsobad.jpg
>lasts like 15 seconds
>friend 1's mom sees us
>"wtf r u doing?"
>me:we're kissing
>she starts screaming
>everyone starts running
>get to friend 2's house
>he can't play
>walk home and play N64

>>715727087
>15
>huge ass blizzard going on. Schools been cancelled for a week straight
>go with one of my football friends to a small party at some girls house
>after getting drunk and high my friend and I decide to go back home
>some girl I've had a crush on for 2 months walks with us
>she pulls me to the side and kisses me in the snow.
>miss her and it's only been 1 year

>>715727087
>in the future

>be 16/17
>at a girls house for new years party
>I'm sitting in the living room
>no one else but her for a brief moment
>she comes up and kisses me
>crazy butterflies in my stomach
>fast forward about 10 months
>she's cheated on me and I dumped her for a much better looking girl
>never get those butterflies in my stomach with her
>23 years old now, never felt that feeling since

>>715727922
b& for being an underage faggot

>>715727647
>why?
i'm just borderline retarded when it comes to girls/relationships/other people in general
i just didn't know what to do

>Freshman year high school
>Be me 7/10 at most, pretty beta
>Waiting in parking lot for parents to pick me up
>Random blonde chick approaches me with friend
>Blondie is a couple inches taller than me
>5/10
>Overweight, but not horrible
>Giggles mysteriously to friend
>"Hey anon! Can I kiss you?"
>Never spoke to this bitch before in my life, don't know how she knew me
>"Sure, why not?"
>She seems surprised that I said yes
>Went for it
>Pretty boring

Worst kiss ever
>inb4 "and ONLY kiss faggot! Hur hur hur"

>>715728078
At least I'm not 30 years old

>>715727087
>be me 14
>6 days ago got a girlfriend for the first time
>shes a huge nerd like me
>playing terraria showing her my base
>im totally into it, she just grabs my face
>"youre such a nerd"
>proceeds to pull me in and kiss me and we made out for awhile after
>dated her for over a year and lost my v card to her
>be me years later and still miss those times

>>715727087
>be me
>be 41
>be kissless virgin

>be 16
>been talking to this girl for a while, we both really like each other
>we both want to kiss but we're both very nervous about it
>we already get sweaty palms from holding hands
>on the bus sitting next to her on the way home
>say fuck it and go for it
>literally the most amazing thing I have ever felt in my entire life, her lips were so plump and smooth
>got a huge ass boner after that

>>715728195
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger faggot.

>be 16
>be friends with this girl for months
>start liking her
>one day she goes to some shitty techno party
>call her up at about 1 am to meet up
>she comes, kinda drunk
>start talking and smoking with her
>suddenly mom randomly walks by, sees us
>starts talking about random shit for 10 minutes
>finally goes home
>grill suddenly starts kissing me all over the place
>talk and make out for a bit
>walk her back to her party
was pretty nice

>>715728369
Did I strike a nerve? Someone seems upset.

>>715727922
>>715728195
>>715728445
MODS

>Be 16
>Go to mall with trans boyfriend
>friend text the boyfriend
>friend decides to show up
>we go to penthouse above bar
>I watch movies and stuff
>Dry humped on bed
>friend still here and it sucks becaus I have to leave with him and then I kiss knowing I had a better chance to fuck.

>>715728549
LMAOOO someone's VERY upset.

>>715727087
>be sixteen
>it's our first official date
>official as in this is an actual date compared to the other times where we'd just hang out
>go to Times Square
>go to Sephora
>standing around, looking around
>she asks me "where do you want to go?"
>"anywhere as long as it's with you"
>we both start to look at each other and move in
>im a lot taller than her and also i have no idea how to kiss
>it starts happening
>whoa.jpg

>don't think I'll ever feel love again

>>715728259
same

>be me
>17 senior on high school
>be into this girl
>she comes to my Christmas party
>2 am snowing out everyone is gone or downstairs
>talking to her on couch
>she gets super close while we're talking
> because I'm a beta Fuck I say "you're to close to talk"
>she looks me in the eye and tells me "that's the point"
>instaboner.jpg
>lean in and kiss her
>make out till like 4 am and get to 2nd base
>fast forward two months and I'm Fucking her in the room next to where her step dad is

>So I was walking in the park with this girl i liked
>We had been talking all summer
>Excited for this moment
>We walk for half an hour
>Find a fallen tree
>We straddle it, facing each other
>She scoots onto my lap
>Chilly October evening
>We are shivering together
>I pushed my lips into hers
>We giggle for a second after it
>We kiss again, this time, french kissing
>I will never be that happy again

>>715728183
was it?

(Cant greentext)
Be 14, freshman
Go to a u of a football game
Meet up with freind who is talking to two girls
Start talking to them and end up leaving freind with one of the girls and eventually she pulls me aside and we made out didnt even know her name

>>715727470
>>/thread

>>715728807
> arrows greentext you autist

>

>>715727087
> be 22
> 19.12.16
> kiss less virgin

K thnx bye

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>>715728807
Fucking idiot
>it's so easy you pleb

>>715727922
M0DS

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>be me
>be 10
>1980s
>schools had barely any cameras so we handled shit with out fists
>be nerdy asshole
>ww2 buff
>Chads globally hate me.
>Chad fucking with me for about a week now
>Get sick of it
>Grab him by the throat and ram his head into a locker
>he falls like a little bitch
>his "girlfriend" was standing there with him.
>I grabbed her and kissed her by force
>mfw i beat the shit out of a ten year old and stole his girl
>mfw Chad and i now best friends even today

>>715729053
Im on a phone

>>715729239
I'm on an iPhone you fucking moron >and I was talking about kissing a girl in the snow
>go fuck a cactus

>>715727087
>Be me
>Be 14
>Playing guitar in a music room in my school
>Crush comes in
We're best friends at this point, she knows I like her
>Asks me to play a song she likes
>Half way through break ends
>Put guitar away and stand up
>She comes over to me and kisses me
She has a boyfriend by the way
>Says "anon, I know you like me, you deserved that"
And that began a string flings with her for a bit even though she stayed with her bf for about 3 years

>>715727087
> your Asian mom
> I come over to play viddya
> she's coming on to me giving me soda
> me so horny jpeg
> we kiss in the downstairs bathroom

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>>715729239
>Fukken wut

>>715727087
>be me
>16
>on second date with first girlfriend ever
>we're both awkward as fuck
>walk her to her bus stop
>bus come
>we're staring at each other for what must be 30 seconds in awkward silence
>suddenly she leans in and kisses me
>immediately turn beat red, turns around, and dashes onto her bus
>later sent me an email explaining that she was super nervous and really, really liked me and that she was sorry she was so awkward

Still with her 17 years later

>>715727087
>i pay her 10 bucks
>end

>16
>Girl i like has been over for movies
>We lay down in bed with light out
>Im thinking about it
>Im a pussy and heart starts to race
>Heart races even more because im stressed
>Feels like 10 minutes pass
>I "roll" over and we make out
>Very fucking sloppy
>Gf since 2 years back

> 2nd grade me
> girl keeps following me saying we are going to get married and have babies
> I get diagnosed with tonsillitis
> find out is is contagious through kissing
> find her on playground and give her big sloppy kiss with tongues
> she gets sick within a couple days

Used my first kiss as biological warfare.
No regrets.

>>715727087
Alright guys here we go
>

>>715729239
> like dis?

>>715729239
>me too

>16or17
>best friends gf been flirty
>she starts calling me at home
>goes on a while
>one night wants me to come pick her up
>has her friend with her
>friend sits on passenger side
>she sits in middle (truck)
>drive down a lake road
>park sit with headlight off
>talk about don't recall what
>aerosmith plays in back ground we kiss
>pretty cool feeling
>over the next week or so leads to making out
> finger
>HJ
>fuck eventually
was shitty to do to my friend that way, but I was KV with low self esteem and I needed female attention, if I could go back I would have done things differently

>be 7-8
>at my grandparents' house for the day
>hanging out with a few other kids my age on the street
>my cousins, who are 11-12, are there too
>they dare me and one of the girls to kiss
>we do
>we continue playing tag

>>715729768
kek

>>715727087
>be 14
>be with friends after school
>1 guy + his sister and another girl
>"i'm going to school dance"
>"I've never kissed a girl and this girl wants to kiss me"
>girl 2 says "practice on me anon"
>go behind empty house in the cul-de-sac
>spend 20 minutes french kissing
>its wet and sloppy
>taste cherry flavour lip gloss
>best day ever
>have major boner
>both go out and play spin the bottle with the guy and his sister
>kiss both girls loads of times
>girl at dance tells everyone i'm a great kisser

>SLURPSHHHHWLURSSSSLUUUURPPP

>>715727087

>Just turned 14
>Congrecation camp
>Been spending time with my mates
>We're enclosed there for two weeks during summer break
>Two of our five "elders" are girls
>one of them, brunette takes interest in me
>She waited for me by the gate, as us, "campers" left the base
>She had waited, by the camps gates, just for me
>She grabs me by the hand, and fakes "catching me"
>Takes me to a shed for firewood that was unlocked
>She tells me about her feelings
>Damn it was fast
>She was 16, about to turn 17
>She is short, 155cm at most, thin
>I falsely said
"I like you too"
>She jumped and kissed me
>Not any sort of a shy kiss
>Our teeth collided, and it hurt both of us
>We spent ages there, making out
>She ran her hand along my crotch, as I fondled her breasts
we both fondled eachother trough our underwear, but didnt actually touch eachother.
>her cellphone rang, it was time to quit "outdoor activities"
>She told me to return back a bit before her, she would stay and smoke before returning, not to raise suspision
>I also had to jump over the camp fence to get in trough the gate

That is how I got my first kiss, and first touch of boob
I got my first blowjob during that camp as well. We dated 6 months in secret, as she was afraid for our age difference.

>be 15 on vacation in italy
>be dutch and meet this other dutch girl on the bus there
>me and friend see her and immediately say to each other how fucking hot she was
>solid 9/10 for me at the time
>fantastic ass but meh tits
>fast forward a week of being beta and thinking shes already taken
>start talking to her
>get to know her and shes really nice and funny
>fast forward couple days
>both are not quite drunk and sitting on a bench
>she starts texting friend on phone
>i take it away and dangle it in front of her
>she leans in and kisses me while taking back her phone
>she leans back but i lean back in
>end up making out for 10 minutes
Ended up in a relationship and losing my virginity to her, still miss her sometimes. I asked her later what she was texting about, turns out she was texting a friend figuring out how to kiss me

>23 years old lulz
>Get set on a blind date by a co worker
>Meet at a coffee shop
>Let's go back to my place
>Watch Curb your Enthusiasm DVDs and The Empire Strikes back while spooning on my bed
>When the moment was right I leaned over her and kissed her
>We were at a 90 degree angle so I comment on how it was weird
>She apologizes

We dated for 3 months and she was clinically insane. Had spent time in a mental asylum cuz she thought she was famous even though she was just a wedding singer.

>>715727087
>be 21 out with a coworker and his wife
>we sing kareoke
>we get drunk
>I put my hands on coworkers wife's boobs
>coworker doesn't seem to care
>He says I shouldn't drive home, winter time + drunk
>I crash at their place
>we play some Wii and he passes out
>stay up talking to his wife
>she gets close
>i get closer
>can't remember who kissed who first
>I try to put my hands down her pants
>she blocks me but i touched a little hair
>make out for an hour or two while fondling her
>pass out
>get driven back to car in the morning

Looking back it feels like he wanted that to happen, but things escalated quickly and she was blowing me in my apartment before classes every day (first blowjobs too)

I invited them over together several times as cover. She didn't work during the day and he did, so he had no idea. He did almost catch us once and suspected us. We stopped after that because she wanted to divorce him and date me.

She was still a virgin and never fucked her husband... I was still a virgin then too, or I probably would have been more forceful and gotten that.

>>715727087
>Be me, with an escort
>fucking her, having a good time
>suddenly lean in and kiss her
>she says don't do that again
>I say okay
>haven't kissed anyone since

I lost my virginity to a hooker too.

>>715727087
>Be 4
>she's 4
>sits on a table
>go over, kiss her
>she giggles
>end of story

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>>715727087
the funny party is
I don't remember.
I always thought it's something you would never forget, but really, I don't remember. If I were to guess, it was either a friend when we got drunk or a girl that was in love with me even though she had a fiance at that time and now they're married. I guess it's situations like these that make the 'love bubble' burst and you begin to slowly realise they're all sluts. If you think a girl is not a slut, it's because you either are not on her radar at all, or you didn't get to see it.

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>>715727409
>be 25
>first kiss
>25

wow.

>be me at age 5
>go to find neighbor to play with
>his aunt his him in the bathroom
>both are naked
>I froze and she pounced
>had me and friend kiss and rub dicks together
>she played with both of us and touched herself

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>be 14
>birthday w/ friends over
>sister has a friend over
>friend is 7/10 16 years old
>We start playing never have I ever
I know it's a retarded game, but I was 14
>person says "never have I ever kissed someone"
>everyone's finger goes down except mine
>fuckme.gif
>sister's friend comes over and says "let me change that"
>she's experienced and we start making out
>sister pulls her off me
>cockblocked by my sister
>mfw
We kissed like 2 times after that, and I haven't seen her since.

>>715727087
>never had one

Heres my story guise, hope you like it.
>be 14, have gf that i've been dating for about two weeks
>decide to go to the movies
>we planned to kiss so much and i knew that this would be the first kiss
>she kisses me on the cheek to get my confidence up, and she rests her head on my lap (she tell me later she felt my boner)
>I ask if i can kiss her, she kinda shows me her forehead and i kiss that, then tell her i meant the lips
>I do a little quick peck on the cheeks
>she tells me it was awkward because it was sideways, then she gets up and we kiss for a good 10 seconds
>the rest of the movie we're making out
>she gives me a handjob under my underwear but i couldn't cum because kids were a couple seats away
>i rub her pussy through the pants and grab her tits by bare skin and i can her some moans
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>20yo
>go to a bar to drink and talk about life with a friend
>we are drunk af, time to go home
>take her to the bus stop
>we end up kissing

23 years old now and i kissed only 1 girl besides her

>be me
>14, horny, hot girlfriend that I hate now but we still talk
>catholic school
>gf plays on basketball team
>goes to one of her games
>they lost
>sneak away from family to go outside with her
>awkward
>makes conversation
>we both decide to go into a crevasse between buildings
>we sit and talk
>we decide to have our first kiss
>nervous
>she is also nervous
>we lean in
>our lips touch
>we both back away
>both smile and look at each other in amazement as we both had no clue what it would feel like
>both walk away and after that watch out relationship slowly deteriate

>>715729239
>so am I

>be17
>went out for a drink with good friend
>he probably a junk, but he´s a good socializer and people magnet
>we meet girl i know back from kindergarden
>she´s with blonde russian friend 8-9/10
>try to talk to girl from kindergarden but her russian freind keeps acting like she´s interested
>i´ve allways been beta since i started going to gym regularly 3 years ago.
>developed a strong, defined body with weight gainer and creatine but kept a humble attitude
>russian chick totally in to me
>2days later she´s my grilfriend. lasting for nearly 3 years. (buddy did same and still together with my kindergarden friend - he made her a junky aswell)
>don´t know much about sex and love and social stuff in general, but am still no aspi
>be 20, go to military, get feel she cheats
>install keylogger on her computer, read the whole love story she has with random dude i know from some parties
>break down inside, but keep relationship up
>plan how to destroy her

>be 19
>second day with my 'girlfriend'
>we met playing online and had a 'relationship' going so far, she lived in Italy, I in Germany
>visit her after half a year
>spend day together, walking around town, playing games with her family
>evening
>she brings me back to my hotel
>halfway there
>no one around, kinda dark corner
>gives me expectant looks
>'oh no, I can't do that, I have no idea how to'
>'pleeeeeeease, anon'
>fukinadorable.jpeg
>kiss her
>thisisnicerthanithought.webm
>keep going for a few minutes
>'this is weird, why is it so nice?'
>'I don't know, but give me more.'

was her first too, so even though we probably both sucked, it was really nice.
after three years we are still together, both living in germany now.

>be 16
>Hanging out with this slutty chick named Steph for a few weeks now.
>16 year old me thinks she digs be but looking back, she was just into me cause of my car and money.
>She sneaks out of house and comes hang with me.
>In room, watching a movie on my PS2.
>Movie was RENT.
>After movie, she turns to me and makes out with me.
>Movie ends, it was a good kiss but afterwards it was awekward.
>A few weeks later, she is hanging with me and a few of my best friend's
> Next day she changes her MySpace profile status to in a relationship with my best friend.

>think about how i told her as i loved to fuck girls in china (went there for practical training) and how she raged when she heard that
>contact asian girls via fb like a mad cunt
>also find twin sister of my first love (korean girl) from highschool when i was 13 and write her a message
>also try several dating websites
>everything sucks - all of this shit ain´t working at all - seriously, if you´re in this situation, don´t go this way
>nothings working - but suddenly, like revenge-jesus, my first love responds (her sister, i wrote made her reply via her account)
>kept up gym-training the whole time
>few days later we´re fucking. she´s so wet - never thought a human could loose that much fluid. i´m just overwhelmed by her puss going dripping wet for me
>start to tell russian girl about affair and how awesome it is
>tell her how happy i am with that new asian girl
>leave her
>go to same college with russian girl - she tries to get me back for almost 2 years
>let her do lot´s of homework and other stuff for me
>finally she finds a prtner
>now i have daughter with asian girl - no contact to ex anymore
>still feel well when thinking about how i fought for my ego
>not going to gym anymore - hope to start again, but not enough discipline, anymore
>watch wife loosing love for me as i loose discipline
>buy a porsche - be happy for a year
>after three years, buy another porsche, feel really good again, still loose self respect
>keep wife wathcing me breaking down
>let´s see what´s next

>>715730888
see>>715728088
which is also the reason i'm still a virgin
>plz kill me

>lean in
>kiss her

>be 21
>2nd year in college
>classmate introduces me to a 6/10 high school girl
>my friend has a high school gf
>we go to a double date
>head back to friends place
>make out
>friends fucking her gf next room
>we only kiss and touch
>get in a relationship with this girl
>be in relationship for 3 months
>she wants me to take her virginity
>I pussied out and dumped her
>mfw she was the only gf I ever had
>mfw I'm still a virgin

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>>715730104
Our relationship ended when her mother found out about it. And didnt let her see me.
And then they moved into another town.

>We met 10 years later, at a mutual friends homecoming party
>She came there with her husband
>it was awkward
>But we couldnt help the lingering eye contact
>As people were passing out at 5'o'clock, I went to have a cigarette on the guest room balcony
>A guest room I had somehow all to myself
>She came there too
"Anon, I actually loved you, you know that?"
-"Right"
"We never really had sex."
-"Nope"
>We didnt say anything after that
>We just watched the city lights across the river, from the balcony
>As I got back inside, removed my shirt, and told her to find her husband
>She jumped me
>That familiar clink of the teeth
>Intense kisses
>That frantic removal of clothing
>Didnt even think what was happening, I just went along, with this girl, now a woman, who I never actually cared for
>Maybe it was nostalgia
>Most likely it was alcohol
>No condom, she slid me inside of her, and she was on top the whole night
>Taking every drop I had
>Telling me she never liked to leave things unfinished

And as it was all over, she left the room, curling up next to her passed out husband, who I hadnt met before that evening.
Poor man

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>Watching pic related with girl I asked out 2 days ago
>We slowly start getting closer together
>I have no idea what to do so I just keep watching
>I don't know how it happens but we finally try kissing without saying anything to eachother
>I have no rhythm and keep awkwardly breaking the tempo and natural pace shes going at to try and kiss me me. We can't feel out eachothers movements at all

It's the first and last time I kissed a girl. This was in highschool. I'm almost 30 now. She dumped me 2 days later because she didn't think I would be sexually aggressive enough to satisfy her. That is the single most beta reason to lose a girlfriend.

That's what I get for being paranoid that any sexual thing I want to do will come off as excessive and creepy. Now i've learned my lesson. Next girl I get we're fucking for 3 hours on the second date or i'm dumping them. Fuck this nonsense.

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All of these FUCKING NORMIES

>>715727087
>Be me, 14
>Have qt 23 year old boyfriend I met online (I know)
>Cant see him for obvious reasons
>Sexual frustration <9000%
>New kid at school
>Tall, slightly chubby kid with awkward glasses and a cute face
>Was tired of try-hard halfway emo friends
>Holy shit new kid and I are instant friends
>Literally always joking and laughing
>Sexual Frustration still <9000%
>Boyfriend does manual labor
>Too dead tired to cum with me after school
>Hnnnggg
>Tall kid obviously into me
>Think he's cute
>Each other's best friends at this point
>Theres flirting, thigh rubbing, touching
>"Im evil"
>Pretty much entire school thinks we're a couple (and we pretty much were)
>Ohshit.jpg
>Moving soon
>New cute kid just straight up says were dating
>Starts rubbing me through my shorts in class
>Last day of school snuck into bathroom with him
>Meanwhile I have been plagued with so much guilt
>"What about boyfriend?"
>But oh my God am I horny
>Im super autistic too btw, new kid probably also was
>So in bathroom
>Kind of shakey
>Wtf is going on
>Cant leave know or I will be caught
>He hugs me
>Flips me, tries to rub me again
>Too conflicted and confused to be turned on, just more awkward, no idea what to do
>Stop him and just hug him
>We sit down, he comes close to me
>Kisses me
>Thisiskissing?
>He was kissing really fast
>WhatthefuckdoIdo
>Try to move my lips
>Break away
>Apologize, stuttering
>We have to leave, its the bell
>Never see him again

>>715732051
Oh bonus

>super attracted to my early thirties physics teacher
>Fairly certain he knew
>We were bros
>Wed shit talk about the niggers before class
>Said I was star pupil and shit, told me Id do well in research (he did cancer research for a bit)
>New kid was in that class
>When teacher noticed his touchiness got grumpy
>Was snappy with him and me
>Didnt want us to sit together and made a snarky remark about it
>Tfw instead of cheating(was it?) on qt boyfriend with 14 year old autismo and getting a shitty first kiss could have been fucked by hot science teacher but fucked it all up

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>>715727087
Don't expect much, it wasn't very memorable.
>be 22
>hanging out with this girl I met from a class
>Meet every thursday due to having the class togethar
>Fast forward we hanged out for 1 month, she starts getting all touchy touchy and shit
>One day invite her over to my house before the class and as we're about to leave I say "Hey how about a kiss before we go?"
>tfw she gives me one while we're siting on my sofa

It was awkward and weird at first since I was 22 but eventualy got used to it, still virgin though.

>>715730083
kek

>>715727087
>be 18, at university
>a female friend of a guy on our floor came to drink and hang out with us
>went down to the peer at like 10pm so people could go swimming
>everybody else went swimming, this girl and I started talking
>lie down on the grass to look at the stars
>pretty sure she kissed me too because I was beta
>made out on the grass for a while
>walk back to my dorm room
>make out more, try to take her shirt off
>she stops me then leaves
>i add her on Facebook and send her like 7 facebook messages apologizing to her
>for some reason think she's like my girlfriend now
>she blocks me on Facebook
>occasionally see her when with other friends
>never say a word to her ever again

>>715730669
Kek

>>715728195
hahahahahahahahahaha

>>715732051
>less than 9000%

>>715728228
>14
>terraria

underage ban

>freshman year of high school
>local pool, bunch of liquor
>dirty redhead skank sucks my dick for a beer
>drunk, kiss her in the process
>eventually kiss her other friend, got the herp
>fell in love with her for a year, tried to fuck
>never happened

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ok
>be me, 27
end of greentext

>>715728195
Quality post

>b me 15
>I was a imaginitive child with wild dreams
>I met this girl through my friends
>liked her alot
>I asked her out over text
>she said yes :)
>my first time going to her house we had out first kiss
>I thought I could spend the rest of my life with her that day
>the next weekend I lost my virginity to her on a playground (no joke)
>ever since then the relationship fell apart
>she still Likes me
>but she cheated on me so I hate her

>>715732227
I forgot to add, if the first time is shitty is there a rule that we can boycott for another time or are we fucked with whatever we got?
Fuck I think I already know the answer.

>>715732433
Its late and Im tired

Nice dubs

>>715728228
When did you start playing Terraria?

>>715732558
Hah, I dont count mine because it was all just so fucked up and stupid. I dont even remember it. We kissed for like 5 seconds, and I dont even know if what he did counts as kissing. I didnt even really kiss back.

>be 14
>at swimming school
>have a gf at that time
>gf is 12
>i go to where she is
>shes sitting on this swing
>walk up to her
>say hi
>she says hi back
>conversation going about random topic
>stare at her lips
>hearts racing
>she notices
>fuck.jpg
>heart races more
>she stands up infront of me
>leans her face close to mine
>unconsciously lean my face as well
>close my eyes
>lips clash
>starts kissing
>she slides her tongue in my mouth
>slides my tongue back in hers a little
>have a boner
>we finish kissing
>looks down and realizes boner
>tell her "im going to the bathroom"
>gives her my back and start running
>realize that my first kiss wasnt awkward
>realize she has experience in kissing
>realize shes a slut
>realize she made out with the rest of the guys there
>welp
>date her for month and a half
>break up after that

>>715727087
Cant remember

>Be 17
>I go away so fkng far (1000miles from home) to meet her
>she was waiting me in the bus station
>i saw her and i really was worry bc that was my first kiss with a girl that i meet on facebook
>was rare, but good
>8 mounths later she left me stranded 1000 miles from my house
>Fuck she

>>715732661
Nah fuck that, this isn't a game where we can just forget one of the outcomes and think of another. No saving and reloading, gotta' live with what we get.

>>715728807
Put a > before everything you're going to type. Separate different events with another >

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>be me
>be 8
>grandma sits me on her lap
>diamonds.winrar
>grandma kisses me
>FMW

>>715729542
This is really nice, I'm happy for you man

>summer before freshman year
>late at night
>sneak out to the local neighborhood park
>we lay down together
>eventually we kiss under the stars
>get really turned on
>nothing happens
>almost get caught by the cops for being out past curfew

good times

>>715729575
How old were you two?

>>715732819
Ah well, youre right

>go to germany
>fucked a hooker
>made out with her

KEK

>>715732978
digusting

>>715730854
What's the first kiss you do remember? That was it.

>>715727087
>be me
>up late fapping
>also listening to vocaloid
>roommate comes home
>is completely wasted
>howdidshedriveback.jpg
>i have pizza
>anon u best roomie ever
>must be high too
>hair all messed up
>leans over
>smells like a bar, or mexican washateria
>smooch
>omfg heart attack
>this is nice
>she manages to get back to her room
>took pizza
>i wake up in a cold sweat
>loli porn of vocaloids on pc
>mom pokes head in door
>hey anon reply or i will kill myself in my sleep tonight

>Be 14
>Have first bf
>Have date at beach
>Get pushed into sand dune
>Mouth smothers my entire face
>His hands wandering everywhere
>Push him off
>Continue dating for a year.

>12
>at a campground on a lake
>impressed a group of older girls with my bicycle wheelies
>they invited me and another older kid to their RV for some truth or dare while their parents went to into town for whatever
>got dared to "french" the hottest one
>she was probably like 15
>everyone was giggling and I was shitting my pants
>they all said "we can go outside if you guys want privacy?"
>I was like uhhhh yeah most definitely
>they all left and ran around to the other side and were taking turns peeking through the blinds
>said some awkward shit like "so let's do this I guess"
>her mouth was so slimy
>and it was like she wanted to choke me with her tongue
>lasted about 10 seconds
>she looked at me like "that was good huh?"
>the ringing in my ears stopped and I realized I had survived my first kiss
>the other kids came back in and drilled us with questions as to how it was

>>715727087

>was 16
>was drunk and on painkillers
>can't remember her name
>she had scars all over her arms
>I stole her vodka

It was magical

>>715733021
You can say that, but after eating her asshole, shit dont matter anymore

>>715733572
Did you go to a pool match prior to this?

>>715733649
self-harming roastie detected

>18th birthday
>go to this sick drum and bass party to celebrate
>solid 9/10 friend of mine says she's gonna kiss me at some point
>being the idiot that I am, I think nothing of it, 10 minutes later she walks up to me and goes for it
>I'm just standing there, completely frozen not knowing what to do, felt so good though.
>high as a kite on ecstacy and constantly distracted by everything so I forget to pursue her that night
>huuuge mistake.

next party, 2 weeks after
>see her, we hug and I kiss her on the cheek
>everything is going well, when all of a sudden this mediocre guy walks up
>''heey anon, have you met my new boyfriend?''
>say hi reluctantly, am suddenly enfueled by rage
>walk away frustrated, left early

We havent talked much since, I kinda miss her


I also asked a girl if I could kiss her once, she told me she was a lesbian to get out of it and I see her kissing some other guy later

Love can be cruel...

>>715727087
>was at picnic
>I'd baked a cake
>we sat and talked for some time
>ate some cake
>I decided the time to kiss her was rife and moved in
>She didn't pull back. Nice.
>My heart beat faster
>I put mouth over the entirety of her mouth by accident
>That was not what I'd intended.
>I froze
>She blew hard into my mouth and my cheeks puffed up
>I giggled or wheezed or chuckled or whatever I do when I laugh, I'm a dork obviously
>She giggled
>I kissed her again, this time managing to make lips meet in a good way
>Then we spent the next hours just kissing and kissing away in a pretty park.

Was nice.

>Had relationship for ten months, then she broke up with me

>>715733740
Did self harm 8ish years ago, yeah. But I had a similar experience with a dude I banged

>>715733649
I...have no idea. I was somewhere.

>>715727087
>be 15
>in love with girl in class
>she's geeky, chubby, goth/emo, the whole 9 yards
>be friends-ish for a couple of years
>tell her if she ever wants to get laid, I'd do her
>she takes me up on the offer a few months later
>start banging
>first time is pushing rope
>we don't ever kiss, just fuck
>keep this up for a month
>I'm still in love with her
>admit it to her after a month of fucking
>she tells me she's confused
>next time we meet up to fuck, I kiss her
>end up "making love"
>shit was cash
>dated for a year after that

So I actually lost my virginity before I got kissed

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>14 , freshman
>manage to get qt gf
>hangout at her house a lot
>she is only child, family rich (I'm from family of 7, poor)
>we are both in band, both play similar video games
>cuddle on couch
>goes on for months
>be too beta to make any move
>she keeps giving signals
>am a complete autist
>thinks I hate her/that she is gross
>eventually loses interest on me
>Looking back I just felt like I didn't deserve her/was to autistic to communicate feelings
>Not much going on in GF department for a few years, doesn't bother me too much

>Fast forward
>be 17
>Start to realize I am becoming 4chan wizard
>need gf
>date a freshman, 14
>dating for about 1 month
>realize I am about to make the same mistake as before
>"not fucking again"
>go to drop her off at home one night after date
>Some how manage to un-beta and just go for it
>She accepts, continue to do a few more times as a drop her off.
>Kissing becomes normal
>start traveling other bases
>after about 6 months, have basically don't everything sexual besides actual sex
>lots of family drama from my family because I turned 18, she is still 14
>Basically had to choose between gf and family
>broke up, still regret it
>we are still friends

>Few months later
>Date someone else my age
>date for about 2 years
>highly sexual relationship
>towards the end
>Both start to realize we can't make it work
>break up / get back 2 times
>finally just end it

>date a few other girls
>no serious relationships since then
>doesn't really bother me as much as it should

>The only ex I still talk to was the one I first kissed

>be me
>10 at the time
>new school
>never had a girlfriend
>suddenly a girl comes up to me and asks me out
>IEExplorer.exe
>"Sure?"
>kiss on the cheek few times
>feelsgoodman
>on and off relationship -_-
>year later
>her friend calls me over
>first gril asks me out again
>moar kisses
>stay_with_me-Sam_Smith.mp3
>another year later she leaves me
>feel like shit all of 8th grade
>9th grade comes
>ask her out
>omgyes.wav
>deeper relationship this time, we learn more about each other
>kisses every day
>amazing body, she's like meh about it
>36c bewbs
>accidentally touch
>blush.gift
>takes hand off and goes white
>"I-it's OK, anon... You can keep your hand there"
>puts hand there again
>slightmoan.ogg
>find out she's as perverted as I am
>smexytalk.exe
>lather, rinse, repeat
>break up again
>wanted to die
It's been three almost four years.
>feel bad as I remember all of this and want moar

>>715734310
So you are what, 16? :|

>13 or 14 not sure, on the bus with first legit gf
>kissed her when I got off for the stop
>high school friend was giving me advice
>ended up dating her into sophmore year, 3 years then she cheated on me
>She had to get an abortion cuz kids are dumb and she didn't listen when I told her I was cumming and to get off me. First kiss and sexual partner, kinda neat.

>>715733924
Probably not me...but maybe, my memory is gone between 16 and 28-ish.

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>>715727087
>first date in park
>had met her just one day before
>sitting in the grass
>conversation quells
>eye staring
>"what are you thinking about, anon?"
>"that I want to kiss you"
>she blushes
>I transition conversation to something else
>"Are you ticklish, anon?"
>"Very"
>tickle fight
>keep talking of fun things
>time for her to get back to work
>getting up from the grass
>As we're getting up I sneak in one more tickle on her ribs
>She goes to retaliate
>Gracefully we transition into an embrace and a kiss
>"There's your kiss, anon, what do you think?," she says to my lips
>"Give me another one."

Second kiss was the best kiss.

>>715727087
>be me 7
>playing on playground
>ball goes around corner
>5th grader there
>oh god its this really big kid
>he grabs me and kisses me
>says something like "just like bugs bunny"
>blech
>didnt want my first kiss with a boy
>wanted a girl first kiss ):
>didnt want my second kiss with a boy either
>or third
>goddammit....

>be 28


that's all

>>715735603
AYO WHAT UP BITCH CLASS OF 06 REPRESENT

>>715727087
>be in first grade
>my friend gives me a kissing face as a joke and I do the same to fuck with him
>nigger teacher accidentally bumps into me and our lips meet
>mfw my first kiss with a guy

>be me 18 at prom
>get titted because europe
>pull random bipolar chick from my year
>7/10
>get more titted
>get blowjob in parking lot

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>her parents house
>she maybe 7/10 but blinded by the hormones
>she plays postal service
>we kiss. tried my hardest to do it right
>she cries
>i soak it up like a sponge

at 15, you would think someone couldn't be so deceptive. You think that everything is normal, and this is the way it is. You think ytmnd.com is funny. You don't know the truth. You don't know about

memes.

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>>715727087
uuuhh... k.
>be unknown years old
>some sort of party or something
>3 hottest girls in school and 3 boys in room
>boys and girls stand in row facing each other
>turn off lights
>make out with random girl
>switch girls every now and again
>still don't know who was my first kiss, but i'm sure i kissed all three
>my boner had a crush on one of the girls though

>Be 13yo me
>meet 19yo cousin for first time
>stay at his place for a few days
>fall hard for him during that time
>flirt like crazy with him
>tell him I'm cold & scared at night
>get him to let me sleep with him
>have fun all night with him talking
>find out he has a foot fetish
>put my feet in his lap
>ask him to rub them
>next day tell him i wish i was his gf
>get rejected, but i continue flirting
>tell him I love him
>tell him he could do anything to me
>we go on a hike & flirt more
>he comes up behind me
>wraps his arms around me
>starts kissing my neck
>turns me around and kisses me
Thats it. We made out and did stuff after that.

>>715727087
Actually, I don't remember my first kiss at all. I do remember when I was 16 or so I kissed some older chick that was kind of a perv.

When I was 18 I slept with the hottest girl I've ever met the first day I met her. We eye raped each other in the dorm hallway and made awkward conversation while eye fucking each other.

>>715735905

What is titted, sir?

>>715729542
You sir, are the real MVP.
Hope the best for you too.

>be 16
>cuddling on my bed with this qt i've been trying to date for a month or so
>faces really close to each other, staring into each other's eyes
>I ask "Are we about to kiss?"
>"I don't know, are we?"
>"yeah we are."
>little smooch on the lips
>she blows me two days later then never talks to me again
first and only blowjob

>15
> had vanilla relationships before because super scared faggot not having the balls to do anything
>go to party with girl I was with for a month or so
>I was still being a scared faggot
>semi avoiding girl because we were having problems
>hanging with bros
>party is winding down and my bros leave me to face my faggot fears
>go up to girl and talk, fix problems, stare into her eyes and... it just happened.
>full blown makeout sesh for like 20 minutes
>ever since then until the end of our relationship it was just raging hormones.
>we broke up cuz I moved cities(2hrs plus far away)
>the end

>Best friend invites me to see his gf at a senior class play
>We see the play, it is a murder mystery thing
>Get invited to the cast party
>Old Victorian house with parents gone
>Get shit faced drunk for the first time on Pepsi and Scotch
>Then make out with my best friend's girlfriend
>We are all shit face drunk
>Best friend is in a chair watching me make out with his girlfriend
>He is laughing
>Next morning, we promise to keep it to ourselves
>All of us can laugh about it now since we are all parents

>>715736179
quite titted

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>be 15
>at beach party
>see girl 1 year older than me that I know from school
>she's not really hot but she was kind of a friend I guess
>out of the blue I tell her that I've never made out with anyone before
>"really?"
>she drags me into the woods
>we make out for like 10 seconds
>no idea what I'm doing but it felt pretty good
>we go back to party like nothing happened

2nd kiss
>be 16
>see qt from school at party
>we both go outside
>she's cold and I have jacket
>my jacket is open so she kinda goes inside my jacket
>looks at my face and just starts making out with me, no fucking clue how to make out but it kinda works
>make out for a while
>do it again later that night but nothing more happens

3rd kiss
>be 18
>be at party
>girl from school is hosting party
>I get smashed and she asks me if I wanna smoke weed
>never liked weed but did it anyway
>faint memory of making out with her and her leading me upstairs to her bedroom
>balckout
>wake up half naked infront of toilet bowl full off puke
>skidmarks in my boxers


Still a virgin
I guess I'm good looking but I'm autistic

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>>715727087
>Be 12 (maybe 13)
>Fooling around with girl in school
>Teenage boner all the time with lots of girls
>Hugging her
>She turns around and shove her tong on my throat
>wellok.bmp
>Hardcore teenage grouping and kissing for like two weeks
>Make her doing my homework.
>We stop for no apparent reason
>Get together again when I was 16 and dating another girl
>Get busted
>Broke up
>Found another one to spend my high school years
>mfw

This isnt my guest kiss but the first with my current gf

>Be me 17
>Grill and I are sitting on the couch
>It's 1am so her parents and everything are asleep
>I figure it's about the time to go home
>I have a genius idea and grab her hand and tap my face with it
>I then tell her she has to kiss it better
>Well when she does I turn my face so I can kiss her
>I FUCKING HIT MY NOSE ON HER CHEEK AND GET A BLOODY NOSE
BLOOD IS LITERALLY POURING OUT OF MY NOSE AND I RUN TO THE BATHROOM UNTIL IT STOPS

Thank God she thought it was funny or else that would by far be the most embarrassing thing that's happened with a grill.

>>715736055
Alabama or Tennessee?

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>>715729542
Be happy anon.

>>715737367
Southern California.
Pretty common here.

>be me
>be 13
>at all boys boarding school
>at some shitty social with an all girls school
>standard arrangement of crap disco with boys and one end and the girls at the other
>the bolder amongst us venture across the room to enter bilateral talks
>eventually there's a collective in the middle dancing etc.
>still just standing at the side and observing
>some girls come over and ask me if I want to dance with their friend
>suddenly feeling bold, I agree to
>they walk me up to group of people
>like some fucked up scene off The Price is Right, the crowd moves away to reveal a fucking whale
>too beta/gentlemanly to turn her down at this late stage
>we dance for a while
>my hands are on her hips, palms facing straight down
>I think some people started pushing our heads together
>despite being my first kiss, I could tell that she was giving me way too much tongue and jaw action
>be 21 now
>no longer prepubescent beta
>still teased for being a whale lover

>>715727922
lol

>>715728647
that's cringe

>>715727922
Kek'd

>>715727087
Hasn't happened. No reason to think it ever will. FML

>stoned
>freezing
>driving her home
>super nervous so is she
>she goes to kiss me on teh cheek and hop out of the car
>I smurk and ask her what she's doing as she's leaving
>pull her in and start making out
>it's literally awful
>grab her boob can't feel shit through her 5 layers of clothing
>we both are terrible at making out
>never really talk to her again after that
>haven't touched a girl since

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>>715727087
>first kiss

>>715727922
Was this nigger banned for underage? Can't tell as he never said directly that he WAS 15.
Regardless, 1 less faggot in this site.

>>715731793
>>she wants me to take her virginity
>>I pussied out and dumped her
>>mfw she was the only gf I ever had
>>mfw I'm still a virgin
>>still a virgin
>>she wants me to take her virginity

What kind of nightmare mode are you playing LifeTM on?

>be born
>have germ problems
>don't want food that people ate from or drank from
>i'm never going to kiss a girl
>o well i at least fucked two girls

>>715727922
ayy haven't seen a public banning in a while

>>715727087
>be me
>mom kissed me
>dad kissed me
>bothonthelips.jpg
and that's how I became a twisted fucking psychopath

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>>715738511
Because he's 16, do the math before asking stupid questions.

>>715727087
>Implying

>>715739044
kek

>>715727922
Kek

>>715727087
>be 15
>girl invites me to her house
>go to house
>chill on couch and watch some shit
>start making out
simple as that op

>>715728228
Im really trying to piece this together chronologically but its not working

>>715727087
> be 14
> go to a friend's cottage with your regular company for a weekend
> 3 girls 4 boys
> no adults, lots of alcohol and drugs
> loud music party all night long
> go outside to smoke and refresh yourself alone
> one of girls follows after a few minutes
> talks to you something you do not understand
> snuggles to you suddenly and kisses you for a minute or so with tongue
> ...???!!!
> then she leaves back to party
> you smoke another cigarrette and follow
> next kiss was 8 years later when I was 22
> I didn't like it

>>715727922
KEK

>>715728884
>(Thread: >thread)

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>>715728259
>life goals
I hope to be like you one day

>>715727087
>

>in basement
>watching yt vids with 7th grade gf
>look at her
>she's looking back
>you know that look
>oshit.jpg
>kiss
>5min later in full makeout session

good times

hey helga

>>715727922
Chekd and Kekd

>19.
> friend with grill since forever
> is, was, and has always been most beuriful girl in the world to me.
> fooled around alot when we were younger (like 10-14)
>was from out of town family my dad was friends with.
> hadn't seen her in six months
>dad tells me she got a bf
>crushed.jpg
>o well am happy for her
>a few months go by. Family has come over a couple times but she never did (her mom said she thought is be mad at her and asked if we were dating. Never dated so i told her no)
>find outboyfriend dumped her. Hooray. She is comming to see me. Hooray.
> me being dumb and 16 invite her to a party with lots of people.
> she still throughs herself at me.
> sits on my lap, drags me around everywhere, asking how she looks if i like her dress, telling me i'm handsome.
>being inept kisslessvirgin i assume she is being a tease as usual.
>don't make a move don't talk to her after we get home.
> 2 weeks later i find out shes pregnant.
> dad thinks it was me. Starts talking about how ill have to marry her.
> her parents saying the same thing to him over the phone
> There is litterally NOTHING that i want more
> deny it anyway and say no.
> after pressing her she eventually confesses that it was her ex boyfriend
> he allegedly dumped her after she told him. (Didnt want his folks finding out)
> took me awhile to figure out she was hoping to seduce me and tell me i was the father.
>didn't care. Was super in love
Dummywouldadunnit.jpg
>dad and mom come to me a few days later "anon, weve been wondering if you would consider marrying femanon. You to have always gotten along and we know she has been in love with you for a long time."
> dad preceeds to tell me she used to write love letters to me and that everyone was suprised when she started dating someone else. She appeqrently said that she thought i didn't like her when they asked her why she was dating someone else.
>m crushed. And floored.
> i regret to this day. I said no.
Continued?

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>>715729542
That's so sweet! Some inspiring shit anon.

>>715728228
>be me 14
>6 days ago
Obvious bait for mods is obvious

>>715740559
>autism saves anon of having to raise someone elses son
wew

>>715728088
me 2 anon me 2

>Halloween night some long years ago
>with sister and one of her friends
>Eating candy at a corner road next to a few election signs
>Some talking
>Suddenly my sisters friend pushes me over flattening election sign, gets on top of me and kisses me
>Become gf and bf

>>715727087
Fuck, I don't remember. I hate my first gf. Forced myself to forget everything about her

>>715727087
>21
>first girlfriend
>2 days into dating
>cuddling watching interstellar
>shes super experienced with everything >im still a kissless virgin
>She rolled over and climbs on top of me
>Leans in
>trting really hard not to spaghetti
>spaghetti
>my nose blocks it
>she tries again
>my nose blocks once more
>im pissed
>shes frustrated
>tells me to close my eyes to calm down
>close eyes
>she goes in for a sneak attack
>contact
>its great
>instant boner
>After a few mintues she pulls back and seems like somthings wrong
>Whats wrong girlfriend?
>Did you lie to me about not kissing anybody?
>No, completely serious.
>Youre pretty ok at this, im genuinely supprised
>I cant wait to see what else your mouth can do
>Boner pokes her in the ass
>She gets more aggressive in her kissing
>proceed to make out for the next 2 days

Been dating ever since

>>715727087
I asked this girl "Can I kiss you?"
She said "Yeah, anon."
I closed my eyes before getting close enough to her face.
Kissed her upper nose area.

>in before thats not how you greentext
>inb4 thats not how you inb4

>

y

>>715740559
Part 2
> so i am retarded right.
> feeling stupid as fuck.
> wondering what could have been but also don't want to raise a baby.
>2 months go by and her mom is over at the house.
> i ask how femanon is
>she lost the baby.
> appearently she tried to kill herself by jumping off a bridge. Water broke alot of her fall as water was deeper than usual.A couple broken ribs was all.
> visit her in hospital.
> super worried about her.
>wondering what i'm going to say.
> get there and see her. She smiles at me and tells me to come in.
> gives me a big hug and we are hitting it off like nothing happened.
>i sit and talk with her for hours. Eventually family says they are going for lunch.
> i say ill stay.
> they leave and mood suddenly takes a bad turn.
> see huge amount of hurt in her eyes.
> ask whats wrong
>"they told you i tried to kill myself right?
> yep
>" but im guessing they didnt tell you why?"
> nope
>"it was because of you."
> she tells me she was a wreck at home and her parents were telling her that they were going to kick her out of the house.
>super mad at her parents now.
> and that in the middle of an argument she blurted out "ill marry anon"
>they spoke to my parents and my foljs had agreed to lat her live with us but only if i said yes.
> she tried to kill herself because she was about to be a homeless pregnant 16 year old in less than a week.
> i immediately tell her how sorry i am and take that moment to confess how in love with her i am. About for how long and then tell her i only said no because i didnt want to raise someone elses baby.
> she gets real sad. Starts crying
>i say nothing. Watch for a little bit and leave.
> next day ask her parents if i can go visit her again.
>she said she doesnt want to speak to you anon.
>something you said really upset her.
Co timue?

Ah yes. It looks like it must be time to fall back into the hole of loneliness and liquor as i think about all the mistakes I've made and my imminent suicide as a result of them. Thanks OP.

>be 11
>best friend sleeping over (both males)
>wake up in morning, friend still sleeping
>kiss him on lips to see what it feels like
>no homo
>feels soft

>>715743388
yes pls

>>715732514
lol

>>715727922
One with Kek

>>715743392
you're welcome

>>715727087
>23
>days since last kiss: infinity + 1
Is it too late?

>>715727922
Rekt

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>>715727922
screencap someone

>>715733771
lol fucking cucked twice.

>>715728259

How do you even pull that off?

I'm 31, married with a kid...
I'm ugly as fuck...

How do you get to 40 without even being kissed, that's truly weird

>>715727922
MODSRGODS
MODSRGODS

>>715727087

>kissed girls since i was 4
>remember kissing cousin
>kissed female friend and her other friend. Only boy whod hang around girls and they just practiced kissing on me in turns and shit. Theyd compete almost to see who was a better kisser
>kissed a nigger girl at 8
>harcore makeout at 12
>finger fucking at 15

im mad high i cant do a story but pick one and i can greentext

>

I was in the second grade, all the girls liked me, but one in particular was aggressive about it. Jessica always wanted me to play with her during recess or sit next to me in class. One day, she showed up wearing pink lipstick. During recess, she pushed me against the chain link fence and said " Hey big boy," in a very sexual manner. She proceeded to kiss me, all the other kids watched it happen and snitched on us. I had to talk to the therapist at school with her, she lied about it alongside with me. Fast forward to now, I'm 23 and married to that same girl. She's a fucking psychotic freak, but fuck does she suck dick like a goddess.

>>715728259
Grandmaster Wizard of the Highest Order detected
>what is your Wisdom oh great one

>>715744754
post nudes

>>715727087
>implying first kiss

>>715743388
3 years go by.
>think about her litterally everyday.
> get occaisionel updates from my parents.
> she is graduating.
>going to college
>stuff like that.
> i m at college away from home. Same state but a bit of a treck.
> back when facebook was still kindof novel.
>wonder if she is on there.
> search her name. There she is. Spend 4 days working up the courage to send friend request.

As i side note i think i need to mention why i am so in love with this girl.
Im kindof handsome. Most girls say my face is my best feature cause although im fit and strong. I eat alot and so have a bit of a gut. Most say 7 a few have said 8 or 9. But this girl was super out of my league. Like photoshop amazing. Long dark black hair. Flawless perfect white skin just enough colour. Like everything is perfect. He lips were something out of a masters potrait. Little bit of finest peach fuzz that would catch the light and make her seem to glow. Amazing breasts perfect perky d cup that defied gravity (still do) hips and thighs stomach everything was litterally better than anything i have ever seen since. And she was so nice. And funny. And flirty. And sweet. Made stupid dick and balls puns with me. Cursed out faggotty little kids on call of duty. Perfect woman. And she could cook and gave me back rubs for no reason.

Back to story
> hit her up and she hits me back
>"omg i cant believe its you how have you been ive kissed you so much!"
Off to a good start.
>chit chat and she says i need to come see her next time im in town.
> i do.
> super excited
>litterally netflix and chill.
> still kslsvirgin.
>she invites me in. Very cool. Laugh have fun. She is being super flirty.
Eventually we start talking about last time we spoke.
> says she was mad and secretly hoped i wouldnt have listened to her when ahe said to never speak to her again. Was sorry. I said i was sorry too.
>"anon.... did you mean what you said when you said you were in love with me?"
> bashful i say yes i did.
Last part

>>715729239
>an hero
Sent from my iPhone

>>715744654
the finger fucking

>>715745841

lol it was kewl

>be me, very insecure 15 year old because there was some fems bullying me :(
>go to a female friends 16th birthday party and like we watch sweeney todd in this couch pit that was formed with two couches
>me and like 5 girls curled up together
>pretty dope but im into the moviesa
>this 19 year old girl at the party named sam starts to stroke MY penis
>MINE
>so like i kinda knew from that part i had to do something
>whisper in her ear
>"do you want to do something?"
>she nods in moist delight
>i go to the bathroom
>i wait
>she comes after like 5 mins
>i fingered that loose puss in the shower
>mom is in the room right next to us
>she just knows and says nothing
>we exit go downstairs and finish todd

made out later

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>>715727087
>go on date at amazing italian restaurant
>she asks me to go back to her place to watch some studio gibly movie
>meet her parents and they love me cause im really into to old historical nic nacs and cause german
>we are alone and we're watching the movie on her couch
>next thing I know she lays her head on my shoulder
>in my head: wtf bitch i really like this movie
>holding hands
>I kiss her hand and I tell I've had a really great time tonight and din't expect to be asked on a date by her cause though was out of my league
>she literally fucking jolts her lips at mine and starts making out with me
>like it
>stops after a few seconds
>say ewwwwwwww (in a joking way)
>she starts crying because she took it literal and thought she was a bad kisser while I'm trying to hold back from laughing
>finish the movie with occasional making out

this was when I was 16 and just started uni and she was like 19 at the time, we only dated for a few weeks cause my parents didn't like her that much and she didnt like that I wouldn't just agree with her on everything.

>>715746792
the hardcore makeout now pls

>>715744961
>she leans in and holds my collar really tightly and kind of trembling as she does it. Like she is fighting an urge but cant let go.
>im sitting there frozen
>autism has reached critical mass.
>she keeps leaning in closer. Breathing heavily. Mouth agape she moves in closer like she doesn't know what to do.
> i dont move.
> whatever was over coming her subsides and slowly she backs off and sits down.
> we sit in silence for like 20 seconds. Seems like eternity.
>"anon....
Y-y.yes.
>are you gay?
.......
>no...
My gut feels like lead right now.lts like im high on mushrooms
>next thing i know she has grabbed me and pulled me on top of her. Kissing me so good. I have never been kissed by anyone as good as that girl could kiss. Ive chased so many girls since trying to find one who kissed like that and she doesnt exist.
> istantly making out and dryhumping.
>she pushes me of and mauls me now with her on top.
> stratching me. Pulling my hair , grinding on me so hard im worried it hurts her. Shes squeaking out in between breaths that she is sorry and that i was being too gentle when i was on top.
> she reaches down onto my crotch and stops.
I was always worried when i was a teenager that i had a small dick. Im like 6'5" so it always seemed small to me.
>she makes a slightly akward grin and opens her mouth wide.
> whats wrong? I say.
> she now looks worried and i think she about to end it.
> she looks at me with a worried smile and goes "its so fucking big".
> i pull her in and now she is kissing me and rubbing my cock.outside my pants.
> managed to avoid getting a giant boner up until this point so was feeling pretty studly.
> gets up onto her knees and pulls off her shirt. Still has bra on.
> takes of my shirt.
> as i said i have a gut and was super nervous.
>she is still just grinding but immediately starts licking my nipples.l and the rest of my chest.
> nervousness gone. I am now in heaven.
>she stops for a minute. "Do you have any condoms?" Continue

>>715727922
Banned because of fucking grasses, heavy.

>>715730438
That seems a little fucked up

>be about 11
>girl friend (as in friend who's a girl) coming over to my house for a sleepover
>we talk all night long
>playing truth or dare
>asks if I dare kiss her
>I say yes
>we kiss with tongue
>that's it
>be 18 now, haven't kissed anyone since

>>715728088
>25 for his first kiss
>borderline

>>715747146

nah study time

>>715728088
checked

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>>715727087
Strap in boys, this is a good one
>be me, 17
>squatting in a disused school building with friends
>best friend, his gf (both my age), his little brother (15) and little brother's friends are there
>older and younger folks are hanging out in separate rooms
>friend's gf said she'd bring her female friend (who I had a crush on)
>brought a bag of weed and a bottle of cheap vodka for the occasion
>lo and behold the girl my age doesn't show up
>friend is trying to get it on with his gf
>feel awkward af being a 3rd wheel
>go to hang out with the younger crowd
>they're all already drunk on cheap cider when I get there
>proceed to get drunk and high with them
>basically everyone either passes out or goes to sleep except me and one girl
>I figure she's about 16
>we're eating a bag of sweets
>we end up doing a "lady in the tramp" with a jelly snake (where you both eat either end then your lips meet)
>she keeps kissing me afterward then pretty much jumps on me
>shoving her tongue down my throat and feeling my cock through my jeans
>this was basically my first ever interaction with a girl btw
>feel up her bum because why not
>fuck, she has a tight little arse
>"what was your name again?" she asks
>then it's right back to eating my face
>she keeps biting my tongue though, wtf is this
>she whispers in my ear "let's go someplace more private"
>she leads me upstairs by the hand, giggling the whole way
>we go into a disused classroom
>I have the key but it's pitch black and the lights don't work
>try to lock the door while high and drunk with a lighter as my only light source while she's undoing my belt
>all of a sudden my friend's little brother barges in
>he breaks us up and takes the girl away
>everyone is awake now and there's a big ruckus
>me and my friend sneak off
>swim in the sea, smoke a few blunts, come back and play some halo CE when everyone's asleep
>filthy looks in school the following monday
>turns out she was only 14

>>715727087
>

>>715727087
>47
>didnt happen

>junior in HS
>In the school show footloose
>Willard
>She was Rusty (Willard's love interest)
>Director wants a kiss scene
>we kiss

Both of us had known each other since childhood so it was kinda weird at first.

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>18
>Nobody in high school like me because i was annoying, ugly and awkward in middle school
>not as much anymore
>summer before college
>go on a mountain hiking trip with like twenty kids from future school so we can start meeting people
>meet this girl Lexie
>kinda weird, turns out she was doing a lot of weed
>watches adventure time and shit
>whatever, shes totally digging on me
>we all stay in log cabin in the woods
>common area conneccted to a bunch of rooms
>everyone but us goes to bed
>sitting on couch with her
>thinking this could finally be it
>lean in
>kiss her like its nothing
>have a solid make out session
>nice.jpg
>pull back
>think of something cool to say
>"you know, that was actually my first kiss"
>for fucks sake
>she left school after first semester anyway

>>715736179
Kind of boobed. Or pribbled really.

>>715747858
ah c'mon dude the school play doesn't count. I was Benedick in 'much ado about nothing' and kissed Beatrice but I don't count it as my first kiss

>>715747724
>17
>14
Really? People got upset over 3 fucking years?

>drive to gf's house
>We already had sex like 6 times
>ring doorbell
>She opens
>Leaps out at me
>Hug
>kiss
>Make eye contact

Yes we had sex but it was for fun, this momment on we started to care about eachother

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>>715728630
>LMAOOO
Fucking hell.

>>715730669
>penthouse
that is soo sad

>>715731477
that is pretty romantic anon 8/10

>be me, 16
>12th grade in high school
>never gad a gf
>a friend of mine knew some blond chick
>she was 15 and 2 grades under me
>kissed her in school
>felt the small hair on face
>not any emotions at all
>met her for like 2 weeks relatively often
>was at her house, got her pussy wet
>she wanted the D
>was very polite asked if im ready or some shit
>i said nothing kind of autistic style of idk
>next time in school she tells me to fuck off

>mfw im happy that i havent fucked her.

>she was a slut
>she had bulimia

>still a virgin though

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>>715748230
Didn't help that I was a huge cunt (6'4" at the time) and she was tiny (I'd guess maybe 5'3). I was also known as a stoner and tbh I think the teachers and students who had it out for me just wanted another excuse to give me shit. Also this happened at a catholic school in Ireland years ago

>>715731131
name of the film?

>>715747269
I have never been like omg yes and omg no since in my life.
>did not bring any
>whole world is collapsing
>think im going to have a panic attack
Then i hear
>"aww fuk it"
> my first kiss was also the first time i had sex. Barebacking with the most beautiful girl i have ever seen.
> nothing before or after will ever compare.
>she gave me new fetishes that night.
>she licked and moaned in my ear.
>she sucked my dick
>she stuck her feet in my mouth while i fucked her.
>she rode me and i came inside her.
> we fucked for hours like... 4
> i dont know why but i can keep cumming and cumming. My records is 16. By then nothing is comming out but i am orgasming hardcore.
> she is screaming and cumming over and over.
>we get beoken up by the police for a noise complaint.
> after one last cum inside her. She is sitting on top of me, naked, my hard dick still twitching inside her holding her close.
> sittin there on the couch she looks at me smiles and says i love you.

We dated for 6 weeks and she dumped me....

Now i'm married and have 4 kids. I married the girl who could kiss almsot as good as she did but i still dream about her almost every night.

She said she couldnt handle how serious her feelings were for me. that after the suicide attempt she still had a weird resentment for me that she felt conflicted about. She killed herself 1 week after i got married. Never told my wife.

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>>715727922
>15
>miss her and it's only been one year
>one year
Natural selection for newfags who don't understand greentext.

>>715738511
Refer to >>715749038

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>>715728790
y...yes T_T

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>>715727922
INCLUDE ME

>be almost 20 yo kisless virgin
>go to the city with normie friend
>steals my phone, gets tinder and starts talking dirty to a 27yo fat neckbeard
>same night we get drunk and go to a club
> friend messages neckbeard guy to come over
>he shows up and we stand there awkwardly unable to talk in loud music
>he says "let's get out of here"
>get a cab to my hotel room
>he holds my hand the whole ride
>we get to the hotel and take some more shots
>finally he starts kissing me
>beard hair and saliva everywhere

20 minutes later he was gone and I was in the bathroom washing away his cum from my stomach.

>be me
>14 y/o beta at the time
>manage to get older girlfriend though a mutual friend
>invite her over
>havin' a good old time watching movies
>gets late and she has to leave
>kissherfaggot.jpg
>she realizes im too chicken shit to kiss her first
>she kisses me, smiles, and leaves.
>spend rest of the night warm and fuzzy