Femanon survey: How groomed are you right now? Prove it.

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...my personal preference

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>>715723028

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>>715723028
>looking for girls
>comes to 4chan

Let me know how this thread works out for you, son.

Haven't bothered with it in like 3 months.

I'm okay :).

>>715723191
Disgusting

>>715723135

Best he'll get is
>girls

>>715723191
I've seen some who've never touched a razor look neat... Others look ridiculous after a few days... Which are you?

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>>715723028
<-- inb4 this

>>715723209
It gets busy with school, a job, and other priorities. Plus I'm not seeing anyone anyhow so why bother?

Let's not act like no guy here hasn't just let it grow for a full 12 months+.

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>>715723209
>>715723398
>IM DOIN IT MOM!
>IM TALKIN' 2 A REAL GURL!!1

>>715723519
And yet you're still here.. Taking the time to post and see who responds... kek

>>715723398
It's pretty full but it's blonde and fine, so it isn't some huge chewbacca puff I've seen posted before.

>>715723498
And if you meet someone and things happen... You're ok with what they'll find down there?!

shaved it all last night for staff christmas party, couldnt pull my straight coworker ;(

sometimes if the girl is right it wont matter what it's like down there, unless you have to go down on her ofc.

>>715723808
Lemme see this blonde puff of yours

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>>715723926
tell us what signals girls give to let a guy know she wants it, most of us are oblivious.

>>715723123
that's only gonna look that nice for a day

>>715724145
...thats what lasers and clippers are for

>>715724112
wouldnt know, not into guys.
im guessing the normal movie shit though, trying to talk to him more, being more touchy, playing with hair, watching him more and smiling more when hes around

I like going down on my gf more than getting head. Am I a cuck?

>>715723191
Do you have little pieces of cotton wool and congealed period blood matted into your 70's bush ?

>>715723365
underrated post

>>715724277
i'm talkin bout the red bumps that will surely show and not go away for weeks

>>715723865
not that anon but I would be ok with it. she's the one that has to decide.

>>715723865
I wouldn't just sleep with them like that lol. I don't put out easy, not into that whole thing. Yep, why not? It's natural, it's not overwhelming, I keep it clean so it's not like smell would be an issue.

If a guy cannot handle hair, he's immature. And that's more of a turn off than any amount of hair can ever be.

>>715724112
don't you know everyone on /b that gets some is a lesbo, gay, or a tranny? Getting straight sex from a girl outside of marriage is taboo now, and a strange myth of the past

>>715724421
Fair enough... But not into that kind of thing? Who the fuck doesn't like to fuck? It feels fucking great? I don't get the "I don't put out easy" thing... Like its just a gift for the guy

>>715724421
I like a hairy muff, it's girls with hairy asshole that I find off putting.

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>>715723209
Why?

>>715723713
Shit, how did you know?

>>715724421
My only issue with girls that dont trim up, even just a little bit, im not asking it to be shaven or anything. I just dont want to floss my teeth with his/her bush going down.

>>715724362
No red bumps if you get lasered where you never want hair to grow again... Just leaves the patch you trim with a clipper

>>715723498
>girl wants to pretend like she's busy and ivolved

>>715724597
I don't have a high sex drive, and I was always more focused on school rather than dating in middle school and high school, that carried over into college.

I'm 20 now and haven't really "dated" anyone since 17, been too busy and I just don't really have an interest in it currently.

I don't care what anybody says, guys who shave are almost as feminine as traps, inb4 its for her benefit, CUCK!

>>715724836
>Random person sarcastically attacking another random person because their own life is miserable.

Cheer up little fella, don't try to bring others down.

>>715724852
Let's see what we've been missing ;)

>>715723808
You gonna show us...?

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>>715724597
young teen, I understand your confusion and questions, and I will do my best to provide the truth if you seek

>>715725032
>thinks her life of school and work makes her glamorous and professional. So much to where she assumes others are more miserable than her

>>715725003
I personally don't find it attractive but it doesn't make you any less of a man.

The fact you think this makes you insecure, and less of a man.

Work on your insecurities :).

Last pussy I ate was a hairy period pussy, when I looked in the mirror I had a face like a golden Labrador that'd been eating beetroot.

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>go on 4chan
>type "femanon here"
>wait 0.03 seconds
>290 lonely, gullible spergs appear and spend the next 45 minutes screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers

WORKS EVERY SINGLE GODDAMNED TIME

>>715725448
I don't have any, that's why I can have a man bush and wear it with pride.

>>715725404
How am I saying it's glamorous or professional? You're just assuming things out of envy, it's obvious you do nothing worthwhile during the day to build up such a resentment towards those who have a busy life.

I didn't bite on your first attempt, but I feel your ego needs to be brought down a few pegs.

>>715725448
The day I found my first little blonde hair sprouting out my nutsack was one of the happiest days of my life.

>>715725647
That's why other men shaving their bodies makes you insecure to the point you're disgusted and call them names. That's insecurity my friend.

>>715725823
Nope it's calling a spade a spade.
>you obviously shave / triggerd.

>>715725602
No tits, timestamps, or poopers will be shown on this day :P.

>>715725750
Lmao

>>715725675
None of the anons of have replied previously, but the only time I care if it's shaved is if my gf wants me to eat her out. I don't go bushwacking unless I have my machete.

>>715725949
I'm female and I don't shave actually, genius. If you had been following the thread and not shouting your insecurities to the world, you'd have known this :).

>>715726087
Ah, are you the femanist with the blonde patch who is too high and mighty to degrade herself on 4chin ?

>>715726087
prove it?

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>>715725980
>>715726087

>this entire thread

Srsly, you horny 15 year old tards.

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>>715726244
You wait here, son.
Time well spent for sure.

>>715726087
I mean it's a change of pace talking to a girl and all but I have no interest in your points of view to be honest. All your worth is a cheap thrill. If you want meaningful conversation go become a lesbian.

>>715726222
What's a femanist?

You aren't that bright are you ;)?

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>>715723441
>>715723519
>>715725602
>>715726272
>>715726314

This is as close to actual human female contact as most of these kids are ever going to get.

NOTHING CAN STOP THE CRINGE TRAIN ONCE IT PULLS OUT OF FOREVERALONE STATION. NOTHING.

444 get

>>715726414
>You aren't that bright are you

He thinks you're female. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know.

>>715726382
This is what all men say when they are lonely and upset.

Nothing new.

Hope you overcome your depression, friend :).

>>715725675
can i not have principles without it being out of envy?

If I don't like something that means I'm envious of it? Right...

And that applies to everyone in history that's disliked something too? Okay...

Instead of actively living a life where I don't live like you, I'm just doing nothing all day...

>>715726580
Those are pretty... logical ... conclusions. Lmao.

Take your pseudo-intellectualism elsewhere :).

>>715726414
You're the femanist, some wee hairy who thinks she's a mans equal and disrespects the rules of tits or gtfo.
>pick one

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>>715723191
>>715725448
>>715726087
>>715726555

>>715726314
damn, that guy really fixed himself up with the soul patch and dress vest

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>>715726768
By putting :) at the end of my comments it totally proves that I'm a cute girl 4 realz! :)

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>>715726750
That's not even close to being a coherent sentence, son.

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>>715723191
>I'm okay

You spelled 'pig disgusting' wrong, cunt. Also tits or gtfo

>>715726750
Either you're a foreigner or autistic.

My guess is on both.

Your autism would cause you to tremble in the presence of me dear, calm yourself :).

>>715726836
>reverse image search

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>>715726929
You keep waiting here for "her" to show "her" tits to you.

>>715726836
Just a happy person :D

Pretty stoned right now actually, finals are done woot woot.

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>>715726984
It must be difficult for your parents to raise a child on the Autism Spectrum. Please send them my condolences.

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>>715727026

>>715726705
trying to take the discussion elsewhere? Anything to "win"?

>>715726957
Ooowwwwfffttt lmfao, aye ok, fat arse. Get a grip of yourself ya wee fat munter I wouldn't shag you with a stolen nigger dick.

>>715727124
Bye Felicia.

<3

>>715726997
>>715727066
>>715727097
What exactly are YOU doing in this thread, faggot? You white knighting or something?

>>715726920
What you saying small balls ?

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>>715727116
Are you actually, literally retarded?

I mean, really. You actually think you're talking to a girl right now. Despite the fact that this sad fucking faggot troll thread happens 3 times every hour, 24 hours a day, for the last 11 years?

Really.

Ok then.

>>715725750
really? the day i started having my pubes was the happiest day of my life
now i wish i didn't have them nor a beard.
fuck shaving

>>715727206
Yes. I'm white-knighting for the honor of the socially-stunted 14 year old boy who is pretending to be a hot 18 year old girl.

>>715727066
Thanks dad.

>>715727273
If I ever become a faggot I'll take you up on your suggestion.

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>>715727318

>>715726272
>>715726314
>>715726453
>>715726920
>>715726997
>>715727066
>>715727097
(You)
>the newfag doth protest too much

>>715727247
i don't spend hours and hours of everyday refreshing the homepage on here to know these patterns

Lmao this thread is too much.

Arguers, arguers arguing with arguers, other arguers arguing I'm actually a guy.

I just had a bout of semantic satiation typing that.

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>>715727318
If there's as much (You) in this thread as I think there is, then you got some obsessional problems, son.

>>715726074

>"but the only time I care if it's shaved is if my gf wants me to eat her out."

Are you 15? How do you not just throw her down and eat her out every day? How do you EVER have sex without eating pussy?

>>715727318
I've yet to describe my appearance except for the topic of the thread, so that isn't logically sound.

Also, I've stated I'm 20, not 18 :P.

>>715727456
Its okay, im not even the anon youre talking to, but just know that the people you are arguing with are way more lonelier than you

>>715727617
this. i eat my girlfriend out like its no ones business. best way to get a girl dripping wet

>>715727617
>How do you EVER have sex without eating pussy?
If the probability of getting someone else's unwashed public hair stuck in my teeth is anywhere over a 5% chance, I'd rather jack it.

>>715728111
checked.
With those trips I almost believed you had a girlfriend, I must be going soft.

>>715728111
But you turn down going down on her when she hasn't shaved in a while? I feel bad for her.

>>715728111
You do know you can make a girl sopping wet without eating her pussy, right ?

>>715728338
We tend to bathe regularly compared to most men, so that isn't an issue.

Maybe you yourself should pick up better grooming habits and not project :).

>>715727764
where did that come from

>>715728360
Why? If a bitch expects someone to slobber their filthy cunt, then the least she can do is keep it trimmed.

>>715728467
Is there something you're not understanding here, or are you fucking autistic?

>>715728564
"If a bitch"

Pro-tip, no one who has ever subscribed to the redpill school of thought has had a worthwhile relationship, or anything more than a quick lay with an insecure whale. :)

>>715728728
I'm married, bruh. My wife habitually refers to other women as 'bitches'. You need to get out more.

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>>715728111
Yeah, drooling all over a hot dog is also the best way to get that "dripping wet", you hilarious midget.

>>715728814
Haha I'm sure.

As if being trailer trash is something to look up to. ^^

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>>715728814
>I'm married, bruh
>just killing time on 4chan talking about pubes until my wife finishes cooking my steak and blows me at the dining room table

>>715728338
You ARE just a boy. . .

It's OK. You'll grow up soon.

>>715729026
Kek, niggers eating steak! You crack me up buddy.

>>715728728
There's something really really basic that isn't getting through to you, I think. My suspicion is that you're on the spectrum. I'll explain it step by step, in a comparative way, perhaps.

The vagina is a potentially unpleasant orifice.
This unpleasantness is magnified by massed pubic hair
An unpleasant vagina with massed pubic hair should not be in proximity to your mouth. The same way an unclean asshole should not be in proximity to the mouth.
Ditto unbrushed teeth

Is this a little more clear now, champ?

>>715728466
And a girl can make you hard without sucking you off, kiddo. What fun is that?

I will give you a tip here: Oral sex is part of real, fun, hot, dirty, adult sex. Period.

>>715728467
I agree with you here, but we still need to see your cunt.

NOW.

>>715728978
So we can conclude that you're definitely on the spectrum, autist.

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>>715723028
ITT: Socially-awkward 15 year old boys give sex advice to socially-awkward 15 year old boys.

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>>715729309

>i will sit in this thread
>for the next 90 minutes
>screaming for proof that you are not a troll
>to show how I will not be trolled

>>715728564
Give you some more help here, bucko: I eat pussy because I WANT my face up in that crotch. It isn't a matter of what a bitch wants.

>>715729229
>kiddo
>nice banter sadsack.

>>715729211
Lmao.

Are you sure I'm on the spectrum and it isn't the other way around? xD

Let's not act like you have to worry about any unhygienic vaginas anyways :).

>>715729476
Still not getting it? Should I try caveman speech or something?

>>715727206
>white-knighting
do you know what that means?

>>715728978
If you can't expect to have playful banter with your wife/husband, then a sad life is ahead of you, tumblerina.

>>715729229
My m8 never would dream of eating out his Mrs, at weekends his girl brings home friends for him to fuck, is he not having real fun ?

>>715729567
>Arguing that a clean, keyword clean, bush is unhygienic.
>Literally doesn't understand the definition of a word.
>Starts calling people autists because he's legit retarded.

Pussy is like food, if you're hungry enough you'll eat any old shite / thread.

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>>715729476
You're definitely some definition of autist, I'd bet.

>>715729229
He is having fun, I'm sure. The truth is, though, is he could be having a LOT MORE FUN.

If he misses out on a pussy grinding on his face while another sits on his hard cock, his loss.

There are a million more scenarios that he/you will be missing out on if you don't have real, hot, dirty adult sex.

Good luck keeping a girl around. Have any more stories about your mates having fun?

>>715729844
It's a painfully basic premise, autist. A trim pussy is a more hygienic pussy. I genuinely struggle with a more basic way of conveying this to you. I'm not well versed in autistic screams and grunts.

>>715730120
That, was for this guy -

>>715729773

>>715729229
>fun, hot, dirty, adult sex

virgin 101

>>715729456
Thanks.

>>715730120
I never said I don't eat pussy my friend, I'm just stating that certain folks don't like / need too. I'm 35 m8 I've got kids and tbh I wouldn't thank you for another long term gf, been there done it.

>>715729899
Thank you, little slut.

I'd eat that for an hour,

>>715730204
No autism here, dear. You just aren't that bright.

Having hair isn't unhygienic. Unhygienic would be not washing and keeping it clean. You're arguing maintenance, by not keeping hair maintained you find it gross, because you're a child.

If you're going to try and get into shouting matches online and all others autists, at least have an IQ that is out of the double digits.

Dictionary.com - try it. <3

>>715730389
My friend used to bang my hot neighbor. Bragged she was ultra=orgasmic and he didn't even need to eat her pussy. She eventually stopped fucking him. Guess why?

Because I started eating the pussy (and fucking it too). Also, I took her ass too; something she never let his tiny jew cock do.

My girlfriend is so shy she only let me kiss her when we are alone and she doesnt let me do more than kissing still i patiently wait for the day we finally do sometime more intimate.

>>715730228
Um. . . OK

>>715723135
is this how you bump every thread you make to look for femanons. I've seen this exact sequence of comments more than once now..

also Not shaved in months because I'm an adult and no one is expecting me to.

also shaving rash and stubble are shit

>>715730626
That's another thread, bro. You need to dump her.

>>715730393
That's saved from 4chan you tardnugget

>>715730625
The difference between you and my m8 is he's packing a monster Bbc and the cunts as cool as fuck. His misses wouldn't piss on you lad.

>>715730742
I hope you trim that clam.

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always eatable you never know

>>715730795
Either way, my special little friend, it looks delicious.

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>>715730534
>Trying this hard

>>715730811
You have know idea about me. None.

Have any more stories about your mate and his cock?

>>715730742
I've shaved exactly 3 times my entire life, can't stand using a razor blade down there. I've always just used an electric razor a few days before doing anything, and letting it grow out a bit past the pokey stubble so it doesn't irritate his skin.

>>715730811
A nigger that doesn't eat pussy. . .

>>715730857
why would I waste time and money doing that. No one in the real world refuses someone for not shaving. And if they cared that much its a huge turn off for me anyway.

I forget this board is full of teenage boys..

>>715730971
I'm having a discussion on a discussion board, who would have thought :O?

>>715730997
Don't get lemon small balls. You and your m8 banging the same Hackett fat monstrosity next door door tells me plenty about you.

>>715730921
I would to get you on all fours, come from behind, and get my tongue as far inside you as I could before sucking that little clit into my mouth.

>>715730997
No*

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I think it's pretty clean :)

>>715723808
Hmm... I'm strawberry blonde, shaved but never seen a naturally blonde bush in my life... And I used to be a stripper, so I have seen a lot of pussies. I find your response to be highly suspect.

>>715731038
Yeah sometimes I can get a nice smooth shave if I've let it grow out for a while, been careful and had fresh decent razors.. but that lasts all of a fucking day and stubble and shaving rash are ugly. Best to have hair. Its such a weird expectation to ask someone to be smooth at all times. its mad and unrealistic most of the time.

>>715730625
doesn't sound like you're much of a friend

>>715730971
1. You still need to show us your cunt.


2. I do think that you are scaring him a bit by using full sentences with punctuation on /b/.

>>715729899
I don't mind bush as long as it's groomed, but if you're gonna go that far it seems like you may as well just shave/wax the whole thing.

>>715730534
Is the suggestion here that IQ is directly proportional to someones cunt hair preference? Cause if so, this retard needs to look up the word 'Irony' in that dictionary it linked.

>>715731038
Pictures, please.

SYNOPSIS OF THIS THREAD:
>I am a pussy master
>no you are autistic
>no U
>no U
>i liek pussy
>I own bitches like Kanye owns cars
>shut up autist
>you are the one who is the autist
<"femanon here"
>zOMG TITZ OR GTFO
>TITS?
>SHO ME UR TITS
>r u really a girl
>if so pls talk to me
>im so lonely
>shut up autist
>no you're the autist
>my wife is sucking my cock right now faget

This thread needs more bush.

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>>715730921
>>715731259
cute :)

>>715730747
I will not, she is a lonely girl and im the first boyfriend she has ever had also i giver her her first kiss. She is just that kind of girl who doesnt know how to express her love and is too insecure to actually go further than kissing, but i know I will help her become more secure of herself and she will eventually have the thrust to do stuff like that. I appreciate how much she loves me, no one has ever love me like that.

>>715723191
fucking dropped
>>715730742
you sound like a cheeky feminist cunt is your pubes hair pink or green by any chance? disgusting!

>>715731137
Reading comprehension, slut.

Trim is not the same as shave, idiot.

>>715731550
Loose af

>>715723028
>femanon
SHARPIE IN POOPER OR GTFO

>>715731328
They exist.

My mother and I are the only blondes in the family, all other women have red hair due to our Irish/Scottish descent.

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>>715731533
ya

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>>715731633

>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM PUTTIN THE BITCH IN HUR PLACE

>>715731711
Is your mom's bush blonde, too?

>>715731497
>Being this stupid.

No suggestion, not even a hint of it leading for you to jump to that illogical conclusion.

You simply are not a smart person, and it is blatantly apparent in your responses.

>>715731563
lol I don't really care. People can do what they want whether its shave or not. I personally choose not to because its a lot of trouble, stubble is far uglier than some hair and I've never found anyone to care.. how is that feminism.
>>715731633
generally trimming involves a razor and like I said. Why would I bother if no one is even seeing it. good one. you really got me

>>715731137
I don't usually turn it down, you whale. However, I do not likely return unless something else was mind blowing.

>>715731311
Sexy! Post more please , legs spread would be nice

>>715724112
if they 'check' with you to see how you react to social beats.

if they'll get up to come sit near you.

if they text back immediately.

if they're always available to hang out.

if they'll let you touch them.

>>715731328
>And I used to be a stripper
horry shit i am so cool i post with strippers on a trukmenistani dab rating bulletin board i will tell everybody at highschool tomorrow WD
i hope your not a nigger stripper tho

>>715731203
????

>>715731874
>>715731926
>>715731941

>i... believe... im... talking... to.... girl
>must... keep... replies... coming
>may... be... my.... only... contact... with... female....

>>715731926
its your choice what you do. That however has no impact on me. Why are you getting so edgy.

>>715729899
>filename.jpg

>>715731263
Really? I have been trying so hard to remember that.

>what is text to speech?

>>715732041
He is though. Girls do actually exist. I camwhore on here often enough but like.. get over it.
>no girls on the internet hurrr

>>715731311
mmmm
How big is the clit those little lips are hiding?

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>>715731878
Still not looked up that definition, I see

>>715731916
honest question tho do you just keep it around because you haven' fucked in ages?

>>715731328
Post that pussy!

>>715731550
That pussy looks destroyed . Damn son. You can fit a bus in that pussy

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>>715732188

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>>715732188
Well aren't you just the smoothest little fuckin' pickup autist

>>715731383
I prefer trimmed cunt. Shaved is a nice treat every few months. I pay for the wife to get waxed sometimes and sometimes she goes to this place that does sugaring.

My point? I like pussy.

>>715732238
Haven't*

You literally did not know what the definition of "unhygienic" was, and you're still here talking.

I honestly feel bad, I'm certain I've been a bitch to an actual diagnosed as on the spectrum.

>>715731311
If only my girl had a pussy like that. Congradulations

>>715731387
He "gave" me to her.

>>715725675
so, can I add you on something femanon?

>>715731328
post your pussy we are all family here

>>715732112
>"no" Implys lack of, as in "no idea"
>"know" Implys understanding.

>>715731311
yall gonna ignore she got 4 toes

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>>715732255
Being this autistic

>>715732456
>Haven't*
Pinnacle of desperation. The beads of sweat dripping from your forehead. Just. Try. A. Little. Harder.

>>715732252
No I keep it around because shaving is time consuming and causes irritation.
I think I've said this 3 times now.

Also because I am not an 8 year old girl or a porn star. You get to a certain age and realise its fucking stupid. removing hair. The most stupid thing we do as a species

and who said I hadn't fucked in ages

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>>715723028
This thread was started an hour and a half ago. Despite the fact that none of the "girls" in this thread have posted a single picture with any sort of timestamp, you lonely faggots have been lapping away at this pissbowl like it's the last few drops of water in a desert.

You boys are in for some LONG lonely lives.

>>715731550
Now you changed my mind. I want to lick you from asshole to clit, holding your legs back to make your little holes open up for me.

>>715726087
it's not what all men say, women say shit that's 2x savage and yet somehow it's praised. You want to be edgy? kill your mother's baby then kill yourself.

>>715731311
>>715731941
>>715732188
>>715732480
Is nobody looking at this monsters toes...

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>>715731311

>>715732688
I'm too stoned to care actually lol.

I'll stop feeding you now :).

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>>715732456
I'm thinking you've become slightly too emotionally invested here.

>>715732811
LMAO WHAT

How do you guys even notice stuff like that?

>>715731702
We found the little boy.

>>715732811
The amount of effort you've put in kind of betrays you, I'd say.

>too stoned to care lol
>water off a ducks back
>I'm not trying hard I swear

>>715731799
Why are you even here?

>>715732422
>His mom in the mirror

>>715731259
>as far inside you as I could
1 inch and a dream

>>715732948
There are 45 "little boys" in this thread.

>>715731916
Trimming with a razor? Sigh. I think the lonely girl just wants to argue.

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>>715732811
If you give your whales fetid swamp cunt as much attention as you've given me, then she's a lucky whale.

>>715729899
Have anything near by to put in that?

>>715731550
ok, where do I add you?

>>715732809
Well spotted m8, her pussy drew our attention away from her deformed feet. Eagle eye McGraw.

>>715732041
Why are you even here?

>>715733180
yeah? you skim the top and the bits around the side.. are you suggesting scissors do a better job because you'd be fucking wrong.

>>715731916
can I see it some other place? I really wouldn't mind.

pussy can work up a powerful stank...im not gay but i think a pussy HAS to stink more than a dick..i wouldnt know but boy oh boy skip washin that vag of urs a few days and yuuuuck

>>715732809
Post more of your deformed toes please.

>>715732050
>Why are you getting so edgy.

That there, little snowflake, is a question. Questions end in one of these - "?"

Try it next time.

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>>715733180
>girl
>he still thinks he's talking to a girl

>>715732165
>There are no girls on the internet

Does anyone here actually know what that means?

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>>715733211
>>715733222
>>715733237
>>715733361
>>715733410
>>715733424
>>715733437

>>715725894
Dobey has been presentedwith a sock

>>715733437
I know perfectly well what a question mark is. Is that honestly the best you can do? picking up on such a basic mistake on 4chan I never even gave a shit about it myself. Aren't you smart, captain autism. I'm sorry It triggered you.

>>715732295
Found the other little boy.

>>715733537
I do. It kills me a little bit inside every time someone refuses to understand the concept.

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>>715731550
>>715731702
i am sorry, my pussy does not work for pencil penis cause tampons are bigger then that.
and i do i like sex which you would never really get to know

>>715732701
or maybe yo so fat you can't even reach it over your THICC tummy

Everyone is arguing lol, what happened to this thread.

>>715732330
If you even had the tiniest bit of an idea on how a girl acting the slut would like to be talked to. . .

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>>715733537
>>715733663
threadly reminder
you can all fuck off now
TITS OR GTFO

>>715732422
Do you understand the concept of context? A girl posting her pussy on the internet VERY LIKELY wants to be treated like a slut.

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>>715733410
I really wouldnt mind either. I'm down for some 4chan abuse tonight.

I have started pedicuring and shaving my feet to appease my foot fetish.

I'm a guy who likes girl's feet. So the closer I can get to my ideal the better.

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>>715733702
your fucking mother happened, that's what. Now go fuck yourself you nigger.

>>715733696
lol okay m8

>>715732622
Thanks, Captain Literal.

>>715733663
It kills you that anons acknowledge femanons without time stamped tits. You should be dead long ago.

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Since no ones posting here. Bored. Flatter me

>>715733937
that's the sort of stuff I wanna see

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>>715733702
>girls
>>715733692
don't post your vagina when i am eating
thank you.

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ideal

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>>715733907
Do you understand the concept of guys pretending to be girls on the internet making you look like a complete fucking retard?

But carry on, good sir. Your damsel awaits.

>>715732678
This is /b/.
Do you understand the board culture here?

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>>715723028
Could be worse

>>715732622
>>715731263
>>715733437
the autism is real tonight lads

>>715734058
OMG i'd eat that

>>715734058
Jesus, did your crotch do 9/11?

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>>715734058

>>715734058
can you make it flatter? lel

>>715734058
nice bush id eat that

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>>715734092
If by "board culture" you mean embarrasing foreveralone spergouts at 8.1 on the Richter Scale, then yes, I understand the "board culture" completely.

>>715733937
There we go. And don't I recognize that pussy? Seems like I've video of you pissing into a cup or something?

>>715734109
looks nearly perfect to me. wanna fuck? lel

>>715733126
That is pretty close to what it would be considering I was offering MY FUCKING TONGUE FROM BEHIND HER!

>What is reading comprehension?

>>715734121
>doesn't know what autism even means.
>that's autistic.

>>715733692
>>715734109
wtf i hate vaginas now
>>715734058
i am bored too we should totally hang out
call me.

>>715734058
MOAR

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>>715734258
>random jpeg of a pussy
>i think i know her
>4chan

>>715734278
Haven't had sex in like a month. Rip

>>715734320
lol you hate vaginas but you wanna hang out with the hairy vagina

>>715731966
Don't get too excited, love. I'm probably old enough to be your mum.

>>715732795
WyMyn have the right to say anything they like to help dismantle the PATRIARCHY!

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+1 to bump limit so this sad faggotry will finally 404

>>715734414
yeah

>>715734364
Thats because I'm actually a little bit known on here for camwhoring. I usually get recognised and he is absolutely right.

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>>715734442