Ask a psychopath anything

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snake I killed because I am edgy

>>715709227
Do you have any friends/gf/ good relationships

>>715709227
have you ever eatan humans?

>>715709649
Yes I have alot of friendships and a few deep conections. No gf. Didn't ever want or need one. If I feel like it I will get one easy as helll

>>715709807
I said I am a psychopath, not a skitzo retard ? Why the hell would I eat humans

>>715709227
Another self proclaimed psychopath, you must be so edgy and cool tho

>>715709668
How the hell should I know? Just search some recypes on the net, it should be similar to animal brains or meat.

>>715709443
Anyone can answer the questions to get that result.

>>715709878
what exactally makes u a psychopath?

>>715710062

/Thread

>>715709472
Primary psychopathy was higher than 97.54 and secondary was higher than 78.18

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>>715710062
yeah I am pretty edgy would post pic of animals I have killed with my sledgehammer, but you 4faggots aren't worth the self-incrimination
>>715710133
hot. nice double diggits

>>715709227
Why are you a psychopath?

Could you list some examples of you instantly finding people's weaknesses and exploiting them?

What's the strongest smell you've ever encountered? Some stink that sticks in your memory?

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>>715710221
Well imagine your headphone settings, but instead of bass, sound normalisation and are replaced with emotions anger, boredom , love so on.
Normal people boredom is set to 20-30/100
Mine is at 98/100
Also love is 0/100 if normies have it at 50 and ultra-normies at near max
Anger is lower than normal
Sadness isn't really differen't, but you can get really sad if you don't do some extreme shit once in a while to remove boredom
Stress is set to near 0
Horror movies are so fucking BORING Like making somebody who doesn't understand jokes watch a comedy movie

what faggoty shit did you find on Hot Topic's online order form that led you to think you were a psychopath, fat kid?

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>>715710696
I think mainly because my father is a psychopath and I inherited it genetically. Also he used to beat me for almost no reasons, so that helped.

>>715710875

Thats not what a psychopath is...

You are a sociopath, there is a difference

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>>715710766
Anger is always easy as fuck to exploit. Angry people are like fucking puppets to somebody who knows what to do.
Stink? Idk dead corpses smell pretty bad on the second day, but it isn't really that bad.

>>715711008
He didn't beat you for no reason. He beat you because he got something out of it.

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>>715711177
It is basically like coke light and ordinary coke. There isn't a clear difference and is really impossible to be diagnosed properly if you are a sociopath or psychopath even by good psychiatrist, so yeah probably am sociopath
Depending on what your description of a sociopath is?

>>715711201
confirmed psychopath.

But do tell a TL;DR story of you exploiting some angry person.

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>>715710133
Is this a fucking get thread?

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>>715709227
i got 3.9 for primary and 3.6 for secondary,says i scored higher than 88% of others.am i fucked? i was totally honest

>>715711201
>dead corpses
As opposed to living ones

>>715711201
You're just telling them what they want to hear. In real life you're fat, a big fucking pussy, and get stomped on by everybody.

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>>715711499
Idk just different people, but it is always hillarious when I make 2 of my best friends who were best friends to each other fight. I have made them fight 2 times and recently made them just hate each other and insult each other for a hour straight. Made them almost not speak to each other other than give insults. You honestly just need ONE LITTLE spark of hate or angryness from ONE SIDE and you can make it into a fucking fire no matter how good of a relationship somebody has.

>>715712243
you type and spell like a fucking child. im calling bullshit

>>715712243
It seems like you have shame, or don't feel superior, so I find your claims lacking some reality. If you just want to be edgy, be edgy. We aren't here to judge you.

>>715711718
no you are totally normal just a little tiny bit higher. 3 is completely base
>>715712055
ok?
>>715712219
AHAHHAHA I will stomp on your fucking face with ease faggot they will never recognise after I burn off your finger prints and smash your head with a sledgehammer

Being a cunt =\= being a psychopath

>attention whoring that hard

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>>715709227
How is highschool going?

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>>715712599
I try to act as normal as possible
>>715712484
not a english exam

>>715712704
>they will never recognise after I burn off your finger prints and smash your head with a sledgehammer
What if I wear a name badge

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>>715712704
> burn off your fingerprints
???
You know you're doing him a favor by doing that for him right?

>>715712803
Yeah it pretty hard, just like my dick when watch dead corpses

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>>715712243
What career path are you presently pursuing?

>>715709227
ITT: some underage furry anime weeb who has clear autism tells us he's psychologically superior. Man I need to stop fucking my wife so I can gain 200lbs of complete human failure and fap to my fav animated faggot from that kids show I'm secretly in love with right? Go back to the litteral ball pit of life you subhuman subintellectual waste of oxygen. Faggot . You are nobody and in your life will accomplish nothing.

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>>715712850
Pretty cool. I don't go alot of times there, and when I go I bully faggots like you. I am 18 tho

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>>715709227
This is the most autistic cringey thread i've seen in a while.

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>>715713032
A fighter. Used to want to be a surgeon, but I will wait untill I am like 40 to be good. So I just decided not to go that boring path.

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>>715713146
Your parents are to easy on you, please ask your father to get a belt and hit you until your not spewing autistic giberish anymore.

>>715712860
Yeah, but this is /b. Short of animal torture depending on the ebb and flow of degenerates here, no one is going to give two shits or even believe the thread is real. Given that, you have nothing to lose in actually giving some good green text or pics.

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>>715713314
> A fighter

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>>715713143
Hey I said I am psychopath.
Never sad I wasn't autistic :) also immuned to cringe so ripperoni

>>715713001
>keep trying

>>715713314

> a professional receiver of brain damage for chump change


HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

>>715713466
yeah you know of the UFC? Not a street fighter you retard

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>>715713571
> :)
> Ripperoni

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>>715713648
Maybe there are other fighting styles except boxing? Have you heard of them retard? Also I train neck alot, so good luck moving me even slightly

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>>715713759
ripperoni from my cringeroni le attacks normie wanna be edgy faggot. UNimune to cringe faggot ahahah lmaooo xDDDDDDDDDD

>>715713571
Find me in real life. I'll take you out of the gene pool like the doctor should have done at birth. I seriously doubt you have even the slightest idea about what you claim to have. An online test makes it real to you explains it's nothing more than a child claiming something they don't know. Psychopathy isn't a diagnosis you reject. It's a mix of personality disorders and you admit to autism. These two don't mix especially as autists have shocking interpersonal skills, how are you like Ted Bundy?

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>>715713653
> OP said he is 18
> OP said he is a UFC fighter
OP is either Dan Lauzon (The only 18 year old UFC fighter) or OP is fake & gay

>>715710961
lol now i imagine some fat kid at his PC writing all that , being a faggot OP

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>>715714060
It was a joke so you are crearly the one with autism? Also find me faggot I don't fucking care I will stomp on your head. Why should I take the time to find you ? Also you are a retard if you think all psychopaths are serial kilelrs and clearly don't know what psychopathy is

>>715714152
Kek

>>715714152
>OP is either Dan Lauzon (The only 18 year old UFC fighter) or OP is fake & gay
If there's one thing I've learned from /b/ over the years it's that OP is never fake & gay, we have a celebrity among us!

>>715709227
I believe you, OP. I loved watching Dexter, too. He literally IS me. We're both crazy and dangerous, but nobody knows!

>>715714152
He is currently pursuing becoming a ufc fighter, faggot. As in, he is in the process of trying to become one.

>>715714152
/thread

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>>715714152
I never said I WAS? I said i want to become a fighter. And gave UFC as example of organisation ?

>>715714347
Stomping. Means he can't punch. Probably a fat edgelord who can only kill by sitting on people. If you ever met a real one they would chew your eyeballs out

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>>715714481
AHHAHAHHAHAHAH Dexter is a fucking joke and not even close to psychopathy :D I watched it too tho It was cool serial

Why do you only shave your left goose egg?

OP you're gonna feel so silly on your 15th birthday looking back at this

Lol OP definitely is the biggest faggot in the world. And isn't trolling, go "smash some animals with a sledgehammer" lmao what a fucking nigger

>>715712219
thats kind of what i wanted to say

its like all the post are what the general mainstream would kind of think about a psychopath..like..there is no substance to it, that would make it feel real

its just like something anyone would write

>>715709227
psychopaths are just edgy autists

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>>715714489
exactly
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>>715714421
Learn to read ?

>>715710388
there would be no incrimination if you took out the gps shit.

I like to record myself torturing cats. I sing silly songs while doing this. It's a nice way to remind myself that who I pretend to be is not who I am.

>>715714489
>>715714505

>>715713653
>>715713314
When asked the question: What do you do for a living? You answered with: A fighter, not "trying to become a fighter" not "becoming a fighter"
>A fighter
The only fighter you're going to do is as a sumo-wrestler you fat piece of shit

>>715714347
That's great and all that you can find a site with some sort of animal mutilation. I want you to post your work. Psychopathy is a very interesting set of constructs, and I understand quite well that you don't have to be a 'monster'. However there are qualifying aspects to the personality of a psychopath and you haven't given us any information related to it. Telling us you had a few friends you made fight doesn't make you a psychopath; it makes you a dick. Give us something real.

>>715709878
If you think you have deep connections it means that you have empathy and therefore are no psychopath.

Get fucked little snowflake.

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>>715714952
i like this guy

>>715714765
No dude it couldn't be further from the truth. I explained it >>715710875 here
Psychopath in movies/mainstream is a joke

>>715711627
lurk moar.

>>715714952
>sumo-wrestler
Kek

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>>715714952
Yeah I typed it wrong but you know what I mean

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>>715713314
>being a surgeon is too boring
>it's totally not too hard, just boring
>i'll just get punched in the face for money instead
>i could have totally been a surgeon though
>it's just too boring because of muh edgy autism

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>>715709227
>self proclaimed psychopath
>comes to /b/ to offer answers to questions about psychopathy
>being this autistic

You're not a psychopath, just a faggot.

pic related, it's you

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>>715715324
Yeah tottaly, see that's what im doing right here:
>Banana
Now do you see how i typed out banana? Well WRONG i meant to say orange and you're supposed to KNOW that you piece of shit.
> wut

>>715709969
What do you think about killing humans?

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>>715715049
It just means I have logic and basic understanding of conversations. I don't need to fall in love with somebody to see we are talking on deeper level than normal

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>>715715571
I was just typing fast okay cut me some slack ?

>>715710221
Watching dexter and hanging around /pol/

>>715715571
kek

>>715715704
lol no

>>715715151
couldn't be further?

i would think "all the post" include this post as well,, as i said, no substance, just general,,, yeee how its different like that and that, no emotions, i controll ppl, all the same garbage anyone can write

the most genuine post was kind of that guy that want OP to find him

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>>715715584
Too risky and stupid to do it. Would do if there were no laws. Also you aren't a special super rare animal I can kill you and your whole family and nothing will happen

>>715714505
Great. Underage b& then.

Please don't bother coming back.

>>715715820
:( k

>>715709227
In what country do you live?

>>715711718
Same

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>>715715900
Im defeated
The autism is just to much
The cringe is just to much
Im out

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SUP FUCKERS

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>>715715479
yh It is basically boring untill 40 untill you become really important for the hospital and can do whatever you want and come to work for 2 hours and cut something and go chill at home. But yeah don't feel like staying all day at some cabinet untill 40 is too exciting is it?

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>>715715900
Jesus fucking christ you are such a faggot.

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>>715716136
Good time to be immune from cringe xDDDDD LE LOL

>>715716231
If you really were intelligent enough to be a surgeon you would find being a UFC fighter even more boring, but deep down you know you're not as smart as you tell yourself you are. You're just trying to keep the lie alive by not even going to med school. You're probably not going to make it into UFC either so it doesn't really matter.

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>>715716455

Are you a Psychopath?

You normies get butthurt too easy :D ruining a thread because you feel like it isn't close to your ideals and ideas. I hope your mom dies from cancer and then you follow her faggot >>715716561
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>>715716586
You don't need to be smart to be a surgeon you just need steady hands and immunity from panic which I have. Thanks for opinion atleast you aren't a spiderman posting faggot

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>>715716586
also yeah probably not gonna make it to the UFC, but it sure is fun to fuck up some panicked scared little faggots in my failure

>>715716993
>you just need steady hands and immunity from panic
Is that why it takes untill you're 40 untill you become really important for the hospital? Do your hands get steadier and do you get more immune to panic as time passes?
Also, how will steady hands and an immunity to panic get you into the UFC?

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>>715716993
hmmm, one would think a surgeon has to finish medical school beside having steady hands and being a psychopath.. no intelligence..aha, sure, med school is easy as fuck, yea

>>715717097
lol spiderman reads comments :D nice

>>715717235
Have you ever seen a fighter scared or panicked in the ring? I haven't. The only reason you assume they are scared in that situation is because deep down you find it a scary situation.

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>>715717418
in my country it is basically pay something and get some 8th grader exams and go operate on faggots for shit ton of money :D so yh