Fluffy thread Gonna start off with this

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>>715701051

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>>715701051
>i posted the explanation for fluffies, n-nobody can think it's autistic now!!1
Kill yourself

>>715703188
I don't see anywhere in there where is says that it was autistic because it was unexplained. That's like saying "I said something funny, now no one will think I'm ugly"

bormp

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>>715703188

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>>715705466

>Have fluffy
>Amber, after her mane
>One rule, no babies
>All good for a few years, good to have around
>One day, says she's soon mommy
>Admits to fucking neighbor's fluffy
>Woulda smashed the little shit if he was a stray
>Think the neighbor castrated him anyway
>Let her know all through pregnancy that I'm disappointed in her
>Pops a litter of four
>Tell her "I've only got room for one new fluffy, pick it."
>Not happy about it
>Tell her other option is they all go
>She nuzzles the lime green one with a magenta mane "Dis one. Is bestest babeh."
>"Okay, then. Now we don't need these other shits."
>Scoop up the other three, drop them in sink
>Turn on water
>"Nuu! Wadda bad for babehs!"
>"Quit your bitching, they're not going to drown."
>Turn off water once they're all down the drain
>Chirps coming from drain, Amber sighs
>Turn on garbage disposal

>>715706675
Nice.

>>715706675
Go on, please

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>>715706675
>Sweet screeches
>Sweet crunching
>Sweet scream of "BABEHS!"
>Turn water back on to clean disposal
>Turn disposal off once clean
>Amber's crying
>"They weren't best baby, were they?
>*sniff* "Nuu..."
>"Then you didn't need them. Now take care of Mint here."
>Few months go by
>Raising Mint okay, learned easy enough to only shit in the litterbox
>Amber doesn't even notice how little attention I'm paying to her, too busy with Mint
>When Mint's weaned, take them out to the field
>Pin Mint's leash to the ground with a stake
>Pin amber to ground by hand
>Tie tourniquets
>She knows what's coming, been here before
>"Daddeh, pwease no hurt mummah."
>Take out knife
>"Now, Mint, things are pretty easy in my house, as long as you follow the rules."
>"Your mother here forgot them, so now I have to make sure that you don't forget."
>Cut off leg "No."
>Cut off leg "Babies."
>Cut off leg "In my."
>Cut off leg "HOUSE!"
>Amber crying and screaming, Mint yelling "Mummah!", tugging on leash
>Leave Amber to racoons, pick up Mint and walk back home
>"Now what did we learn today, Mint?"
>*sniff* "Nuu can be mummah."
>"Good. That means no special friends and no special huggies, okay?"
>"Oo-kay..."
>"Good girl, Mint. Love you."
>"Luv you too, daddeh..."

>>715701051
>catharsis from looking at an image
>getting that fucking worked up over a goddamn cartoon pony
>being so fucking upset that you need to vent it at fucking cartoon ponies
You need a therapist and/or quite possibly have severe autism.

And rationalizing this shit to be
>so fuckin deep fam ecksdee
doesn't help your case.
That's like the dipshits who tried to say "no, bae means before all else" as if it wasn't just some fuck too lazy to write "babe" and it caught on.

>>715707970
Not OP, but I'm here for one reason. I'm a sadistic bastard, and this is cheaper than therapy.

Bumpee

>>715707919
short, sweet, and satisfies the murder boner. well written anon

>>715708173
Fun fact, this is the first piece of fluffy media I've ever made. Might just turn into a hobby.

l

>>715708276
Please do.
These threads are starving for new stuff.

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>>715708276
That was a good read. Hope to read more from you.

>>715708276
Pretty good, you could also post them to the booru where they will be saved

>>715709906
Well, one of the things I've always liked about /b/ is the transient nature of it all. I've got a copy on my hard drive, and I'll trot it out again at some point.

>>715710402
Oh, that is beautiful. Simple yet terrifyingly effective.

>>715710181
That's also nice, yeah

>>715708276
yeah that was great, do more

>>715710900
A shitpost is still a bump

>>715711253
Yes, that is where I stole the line from.

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>>715711406

Oh god, feminist fluffies. This opens a whole new realm of anger.

>>715708060
Hey, good for you for admitting that. My post was aimed at all the "but it's COMPLETELY reasonable" fucks ITT. You're not lying to yourself. You're honest about why you come here. Edgy as fuck, but you're honest about it.

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fuck you awwee pootah

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>>715712239
here you hav, in case you need it someday :)

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>>715712791

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>>715713048

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>>715701051

>fluffies are the worst sides of humanity
>disgust, hate, rage
>hellgremlins, hellgremlins everywhere

That's the shit that nearly killed the fandom a year ago. I rarely say this, but you're not suited for the fluffy fandom and would be better off hating hellgremlins in a separate thread.

>>715709833
Is there a name to this fetish?
I need more

>>715712633
More smarty fluffy stuff like this please?

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I see the triggered shitposter brigade is in full force today.

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>>715713176
inflation?

>>715713297
Well, they're keeping the thread afloat (as usual), so I won't complain too hard.

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>>715713380

>>715713321
Close enough

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>>715701051
I can appreciate that you tell yourself lies to feel better about this fetish but nobody is fooled by it.

You are degenerates getting off from looking at cartoony animal gore, nothing more.

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>>715713205

>>715714156
Nonsensical, yet amusing.

>>715701051
on these cartoon strips the fluffies are cute in appearance and behave like the most innocent creatures you could think of. It's pure sadism to enjoy seeing them suffer.

>>715714005
Is there any innocent smarty fluffy stuff?

>>715714361

This. Hellgremlins are as far separated from fluffies as fluffies are from MLP ponies.

>>715701051
Yay a fluffy thread. Hasn't been one of those for minutes. Shitposting cum stain.

>>715702392
>>715701051
refer to this, OP

this is what smarties were originally, just innocent leaders trying to do well by their herd and getting completely fucked up. there was no white knight revenge abuse bullshit

>>715713722
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>>715713722
For me it's just a way to take off some steam, like kicking or breaking something, but a digital version. I mean sure some probably jerk to it, but people will get boners from anything nowadays

>>715714690
it's not shitposting if we have our own thread

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>>715714394
The most similar I have

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>>715714042
No shoes. Wheels smaller than the head. Awkward perspective. What colour are those glasses anyway? How low can those handlebars go? No reflecting elements on bike = bike not roadworthy.

This pic is annoying.

>>715715053
You are a tremendous idiot and I'm very sorry for your family.

>>715710900
>tfw everything you have to do at the vets costs more than an actual fluffy

>>715714394

Here's a story about smarty trying to run a protest: https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/5732

No one thinks you're sick bastards or evil. No one thinks about you at all. This is just pathetic. That is all.

>>715715589
Well, you spared the energy and time to insult us, so it's a start.

>>715715511
You also got sfur?
Would safe me the extra tab.