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Is she worth $800? I could probably do this today

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Is she worth $800? I could probably do this today
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>800$

LOL That bitch is maybe 150-200$ if your desperate and horny
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Nope. There's already a never ending supply of fat girls willing to debase themselves for you for free. If you're going to pay, pay for someone attractive.

Also, $800 is too much for any prostitute imo
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I'd pay $800 to not have to see hwr flabby gunbag thighs.
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>>715687353
I know this is bait, but

HELL NO
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>>715687353
wat
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>>715687471
>>715687473
I've expressed this to her in kinder words

>>715687503
I used to find them attractive, now not so much

>>715687541
not bait
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>>715687473
This, for $800 a night i expect an unsuccesful underwear model, some really fucked up rumpy-pumpy, dinner, and breakfast with a bj.
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>>715687353

I spent less than $800 fucking FIVE hookers in Amsterdam, and to this day they are the five hottest women I've ever fucked.

This girl looks like she'd let you put it in her pooper if you found her on Tinder after an $11 bottle of wine and a chicken dinner.
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>>715687353
Bait. She is that chubster feminist Instagram girl niggers keep posting on b.
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didnt she just turn 18?
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>>715687676
>$11 wine and chicken dinner

Fuck that, anon. She looks like the kind of girl you'd find in a back alley eating toothpaste and giving you a minty blowjob for a nickel.
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>>715687353
I'm siding with most of these anons, unless you're a fucking mutant you could probably get a girl similar or better for free or at least cheaper.

The big question is what exactly do you get for $800? Vanilla sex?
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>>715687676
Top fucking kek
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>>715687353
No woman is worth $80/hour. Not even one with a Law Degree from Harvard.
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>>715687353
She looks like the queen of the Jews and I bet 200 shekels she is hiding Anne Frank in her thunderthighs.
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>>715687643
If this is not bait then you are being catfished. Let me find the girls instagram for you.
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>>715687968
Welp...that was dumb af
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>>715687644
>>715687676
You're for the most part right in that it's too much. Although I dont know pricepoints as I've never bought a fucking hooker.

She'd probably be willing to get lowballed

>>715687692
not bait. She exists in real life not just instagram. I've just managed to be in consistent direct contact with her

>>715687852
iunno

>>715687952
trust me, I'm not being catfished.
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>>715687353
She is fucking gorgeous. But $800? Hell no. You can fuck woman for free either by dating or brute force.
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>>715687353
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>>715688052

I'd honestly have to be blindfolded to even consider fucking her
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>>715688052
Well if you know who she is then you know she isnt worth 800 and the only reason she would charge that is to prove some sort of point about women being able to take charge or their body or something.
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Don't ever give a fucking woman money just to have sex with her. Fuck that shit. Lazy-ass entitled whores who wanna take the easy way out instead of contributing to society like a decent adult by getting a job. Instead they're over here being hookers and making income they don't declare on their taxes each year yet they still have the nerve to ask for child support. Fucking bitches, the whole lot of 'em.
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>>715688133
whats the point of this?

>>715688136
where your adventure? I've never fucked a cow, this at least looks like a semi attractive cow

>>715688149
I don't know who she is because she seems bat shit crazy. Why would i follow the thought process of someone like this. I just talk to her from time to time
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>>715687473
>>715687503
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>>715688052
More pics you cunt
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>>715687353
800 for how much time?
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Hey /b/. Just got a fuckpig.
Do's and dont's while fucking a fatty's brains out?
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>>715687353
she isn't even that great looking. i bet her pussy smells horrible too from all that constant rubbing of inner thigh fat. you can get this quality girl with low self esteem on any regular dating site. take a 6/10 pork-lass or a black out for coffee and i can promise you you'll get laid. make them think you want a relationship, though.
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>>715688584
>faggot alert
>posts weeboo mayme
Kill yourself nigger.
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>>715688136
Yeah we know your type of girl anon
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>>715688753
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>>715688133
Retard
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>>715688595
just look up her instagram fag

>>715688632
who knows, as long as i want. She's not going to broom me out. technically i'd be doing the brooming

>>715688652
Yea but that's a lot of work for a girl with no fame behind her. At least if I fuck this bitch I can say I did it. Besides I can just fuck any girl on the street I dont need a dating site.
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>>715688855

Still a better altenative than the fat fuck in OP's post.
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>>715688492
so fucking a disgusting looking fat girl while paying 800$ is an adventure...
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>>715688645
if she's got low self esteem then do everything other than taking her around your friends and family.

if she isn't super cleanly and doesn't use makeup i'd be weary of sticking it in her pooper. hams shit way more than the average person.
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>>715687353
Wouldn't fuck even if she paid me the 800
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>>715689056
Yes we know you like boi pussi
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>>715689007
so why are you paying money? no one is going to be that impressed, especially after you tell them how much you spent. usually losers with low self esteem and no social skills pay that kind of money to plow a decent woman.
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Yeah.

No way she is worth that much. I'd never pay 800$ for that chubby hoe. Maybe 100$ if she is any good in bed.

Tbh I really think that she is maybe a 7/10 max and I don't find her attractive. I also bet that she looks worse in reality than the pictures imply.
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>>715689281
she really isn't that cute...
if you have a cool friend you can have him rob her after she leaves, could look like you had nothing to do with it. give him $100 and you two can go outfor ice cream or some shit.
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>>715689219
Yes we know your a fag here is more your cup of tea happy
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>>715689007
If it's not for a night then definitely not worth it
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>>715687353
If I wanted to fuck a tyrannosaurus I'd just get a time machine
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>>715689438
did she have a baby or something?
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>>715689150
I doubt she has low self esteem but probably a freak anyway.

>>715689306
I asked how much and she said 800. I already said I wasnt paying that much, then decided to post on /b/ and see what yall thought.

>>715689463
see now this is a quality post. Everyone else in here is just bitching how shes not hot.

>>715689556
probably b for the night.
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>>715689463
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>>715689369
>>715689281
>>715688052


insta username???
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>>715687353
If paying by the pound it's a steal
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>>715689489
>>715688855
>>715689463
>>715689290

Insecure chubby chaser can't deal with other people's preferences.
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You can get far better looking girls here in Ireland for 50/60 euro
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>>715689007
what's infos ?? where can i find more pics of her ???
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>>715689754
top kek
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>>715688052
I'd do her, I don't even give a fuck. I've had shitty sex with really attractive women, and great sex with women who are overweight and not the hottest. Guys who can't get it up for someone like this are probably in the closet to some degree, and also whiny little bitches.
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her photo is 100% shopped. Frankly even $500 is a rip off. $350 at best for incall full service imo
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>>715689463
this pretty much
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>>715687353
wtf? she charging by the lb?
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>>715689752
>>715689815
not too hard to find anons
instagram /s.adgalbri/?hl=en

>>715689794
>>715689957
I'll make this clear, I've never paid for pussy in my life. I haven't even gone to a strip club because its too much of a waste of money. This opportunity presented itself and so i figured I'd inquire.

>>715690027
oh i know. That's the best post in this whole fuckin thread
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>>715690053
gg
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>>715689754

beat me to it
>>715690053
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>>715689438
holy fuck yes
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OP here
I've collected enough info, thanks bros. Looks like most people are fags. I'm out of this thread. I think i counteroffered for 150 or 200. If thread is still up when she responds I'll post a screenshotl
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>>715687643
>Being kind to whores.

Nigga, are you retarded? In order to be understood, kindness requires self respect on the part of the recipient--Women who have resorted to selling their bodies on the internet are void of this attribute. Also, with five minutes of masturbation, you could do for yourself what this woman is asking $800.00 to do.
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>>715687353
Hell no. At the most $150 if you're into these kind of chicks.

You can find way more in Mexico for a lot cheaper.
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>>715687353
>ugly hair greasy hair
>ugly bushy eyebrows
>poor makeup
>unproportional body
>awful ass
No she isn't.
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>>715689774
Sorry just a real man who when he sees faggot children talk shit because they like trap porn and boi pussi talks truth back. I fuck it all as long as it has an actual vagina that's what's a real man does. Any self proclaimed man who wouldn't fuck a girl like this truly is a faggot or at best a pedo. If your afraid of tits and ass that's fine don't expect me not to bust on you ass for it though this is 4chan not Reddit faggotington sir faggyon.
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>>715687353
No cunt is worth that much.
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Yo OP, wank one and help a poorfag make his shitty Christmas better if you fell generous. [email protected]
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Legitimate post here. Gonna need more pics to decide. What's her instagram name?
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Fucking insane body.

If 800 is not that big of a deal for you OP, then go for it
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>>715687471
I'd pay that amount range because today I am those things
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>>715687353
800 bucks??? Dude, do you have any idea how much a whore like that would cost in Thailand? Barely 10 dollars. If you pay more than 50 bucks for that slut, you're the one getting fucked. Regards.
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I still say bait
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>>715689056
Have a great time with that AIDs ridden faggot! You dumb nigger!
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I would charge dat bitch at least $1000
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>>715693102
'Desperate and horny' shouldn't also make you 'dumb as a fucking stump.' If you pay that amount, you're busting the market for the rest of your bros. You'd be practically inviting and encouraging price gouging.
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>>715687353
$800
lol no
go ahead if you want to. if nothing else, it will teach you to never again waste that much money just to get your dick wet.
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>>715693422
This for sure
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If I paid $800, she better be a hot celebrity
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>>715693169
Except 10 dollars in Thailand is worth way more than 100 dollars in America.
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>>715687353
Jesus, OP. She has a beautiful face, decent chest, not a horrible waist. But WTF happened to her? She obviously doesn't take care of herself.
>Looks like pic related

I'd only pay half, cuz I'd only use her top half.
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>>715687353
with that deformed ass she has to pay me 800$ to touch my dick

also OP is a fag
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Depends on what you want, if you that body type makes you go hnnngg go for it, it's about what one wants and other fags would not understand, for example, i bought a fucking $120 dollars backpack and i dont care how much it costed, i wanted, i bought it. in this case, you want it, you fuck it. that's it.
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>>715693532
How is that even relevant to you? You're gonna start an argument over relative net worth and exchange rates? What matters is expenditure. Save your money, and get MORE BANG FOR THE BUCK instead of wasting your hard earned cash on an overpriced homegrown skank.
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>>715687353
>Is she worth $800? I could probably do this today

There is no way you can be serious. You can get a chick for $400 that looks like a damn playmate

This bitch is fat and ugly on all counts
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>>715692914
Her gram was already posted.

>>715693194
Not bait but idc what you think
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>>715688855
do you think this is a girl?
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>>715693169
thai hookers charge around 50 bucks

you'll get better looking, more hygenic girls in amsterdam for the same price
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