ITT: Poorly describe a video game using greentext, other anons guess

>los santos

>>715642665
gta V: electric boogaloo

>bisexual protaginist
>has future tech
>new game coming out soon
>fucking weird ass elephant things in it
>blue people
>worst character creation i have ever seen

>a barbershop quartet sings a song of old accompanied by soothing jazz
>they are all dressed similarly
>they share a common goal and passion, the details of which are explained in song
>the heart of the song comes from their inability to realize and make use of their full potential as individuals

>>715642903
(This is a video, not a video game)

>bunch of guys with guns
>another bunch of guys with guns
>bunches of guys have to buy own guns
>one bunch is trying to blow shit up

>>715642826
FFXV?

>>715643032
cs:go

>>715643032
Miss me with tahat gay ass anime shit nigger

>>715642599
WOLVES

>rabbit
>dog
>solve shit
>ttg

>>715643471
Sam & Max

>>715643512
gg

>get to work
>doing your job minding your own business
>shit gets fucked up
>fighting aliens and the fucking military

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>spehs aliens took er jobs on earth
>a brave culinary wizard saves the day
>a wedding ring

>>715643653
half-life

>>715643032
Could be rainbow six seige too

>>715643032
Fifa 2016?

>ayylmaos moving step by step
>laser cannon
>looping 4 note chiptune

>everything's cool, you're just falling
>you start to move back and forth
>hit ththe ground
>things start to fall on you

>>715643850
space invaders?

>>715642826
Mass Effect

>>715643922
Tetris

>>715644018
there's elephants in mass effect cool

>>715643922
Tetris

>blue racecar
>collect yellow flags
>avoid red racecars

>Space marines
>Fight some Ayylmaos
>Blow up giant space donut
>Also fight space zombies
>Have a sexy blue girlfriend.

>>715642599
>First one was good
>Second one was shit
>Third had an annoying tranny and a fag
>Spastics explode shit

>>715644018
BOW CHICKA WOWWOW THIS FUCKBOIIIIIIII GOT IT HMMHMHMHMMHHMH MASS EFFECT ASSARI TITTIES

>>715644179
mass effect again

>jump

>>715644179
Mass effect for kids

>>715644242
Incorrect.

>roll
>swing
>roll
>block
>flask
>repeat

>enemy spams siege weapons
>army of catapults
>"gold stocks too low, sire"

>>715644373
Pong?

>>715644373
easy mode.
Dark Souls.

>>715644393
Stronghold?

>>715644433
winrar

>start out at work
>go hunting

>>715644242
Halo you drop kick

>>715644179
Halo, from anon who guessed Mass Effect

>>715644502
Bingo! And I made it easy, tbh.

>>715644502
Halo stopped being halo after 4

>>715643255
>>715643719
>>715644054
Yep

>trench
>pew pew

Fucking ez mode faggots you dont get this youre fucking gay

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>>715644461
good job, it was ez.

have some animu boobies

>One man Army, Noobtube, campers. >>715644582
WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AFTER REACH

>t. massive halo nerd

>farmer
>collect eggs
>speccy game

>>715644657
Verdun?

>>715642826
Mass errect

>>715644710
Gay ass stargay valley

>anuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>715644179
Halo

>>715644544
The giant donut gave it away

>>715642773
Or GTA: San Andreas AKA Nigger Tamogotchi

>>715644714
Close

>>715644689
What about halo wars? That came out before reach if I recall

>bubblegum
>ass

>God teir soundtrack
>Circles appear
>They move towards you
>5 colors

>>715644809
halo wars 2 coming out soon i think

>>715644804
Battlefield 1 I suppose?

>>715644809
Halo Wars was pretty acceptable. They did the best they could with an RTS on a Console and it came out fine.
I was a massive nerd for the story, even read the books.
>>715644899
It looks pretty decent, imho

>>715644977
Anything better than 5

>>715644899
Gonna be another shit show I'm guessing

>yell at people and they die

>>715644967
Yes

>>715645059
Skyrim

>agent
>elevator
>shoot at fedora dudes

>>715645060
Feg

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>>715645081
good done

>>715644855
Duke Nukem

>>715645015
I could take a shit and it'd be better than 5.
4 was Alright, but the storyline ends there for me.

>>715644181
Dragon Age?

>>715642599

>daddy doesn't love me
>daddy goes missing
>become pro athlete
>daddy's best friend gets me sucked to another world
>its the future

>Own a spaceship
>Some spaceships have names like snakes
>Fly around and shoot at shit
>Or trade
>or mine

>play as furfag
>Cold war

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>>715645275
Yes, Have a Sandal

>>715645394
Ffx

>animal
>speed

>>715645490

yep

>start game
>realize it's only half a game
>buy dlc
>still not full game
>buy more dlc
>repeat
>?????
>game still sucks

>>715645394
FFX, or Final Fantasy: The one with the cringey laugh scene.

>>715644878
Is it an App?

>>715645529
sanic

>Kid's birthday parties and shit
>The most overdone Let's Play vid
>Completely unpredictable

>>715645541
Anything from Bethesda?

>>715645541
Destiny?

>>715645541
Literally all of the Civ games.

haven't seen this shit in a while

>children scream and cry if you have an opposing opinion on it

>>715642599
>hot wheels looking cars
>kick balls around
>get yelled at for not doing ur work right

>>715645538
Those spoilers though :^)

>>715643032
CS

>>715645647
San Andreas?

>>715645639
There's a /pol/ video game now?

>Stealy wheely automobiley

>>715645573
No

>>715645589
Fallout 3?

>>715645589
Five Nights At Overrated's

>>715645647
rocket league

>I am excited to make fire breathing two legged lizards explode from a detonating device

>>715645750
Couldn't be more wrong
Let's Plays are the biggest giveaway

Roll around.
Die.

>>715644878
Undertale?

>>715645774
Yeah this guy got it

>>715645612
>>715645614
>>715645621
Ding ding ding. You're all correct.

Also would accept any game made after 2015

>>715645811
faces of evil

>best friend falls in goo
>furry
>old dude
>waifu

>>715645882
squadala

win

>>715645424
No one?

>Play as filthy wog
>Kill more filthy wogs
>Not allergic to hay
>beat up a fatguy

>Hats

>>715642599
>Find shit
>Kill niggas
>backtrack to find more shit
Use items you found to get to big space nigga dragon thing
>Big space nigga
>Another even bigger space nigga
>Hair flip
>End.

>>715645573
>>715645856
Another hint?
>Green, red, yellow, blue, orange

>Forced to gun down racists in partnership with an abducted woman

>>715645994
TF2

>>715644657
BF1

>>715643682
wut

>came for the music
>came for the story
>came for the porn
>i came. everywhere.

>dyke
>future but not the future
>expensive drinkso
>no game play
>hot co-workers
>listen to everyones garbage problems
>weeb shit

>>715643682
hairy pooter

>>715645918
Jak and Daxter

>Start off on bombing run
>Shot down
>fight future/past nazis
>robot mech fight at end.

>>715646046
Touhou?

>>715645952
star fox?

>>715646108
GG

>>715646046
Undertale?

>yell at pet
>pet explodes
>you received 3$

>>715645704
kek

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>>715646032
halo

the master chef (8

>>715646117
Wolfenstein: The New Order.

>Horse
>Guns

>>715645803
winrar

>>715646270
red dead

>>715646259
Ding ding ding! correct. That wasn't that hard, though.

>>715646270
Red Dead redemption?

>>715646242
Tamagatchi?

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>SOUPS ON, BABY

>>715646154
Nope

>>715646140
>>715646217
wrong and wrong.

>arrive in train with "friends"
>a massive trap
>dumbass robot
>I kill crazy guys
>kill lava dragon
>everyone is happy

>>715646011
Ding

Here's another one
>I am wrath
>I am steel
>I am the mercy of Angels
>Spanish trumpets playing nationalistic song

>>715645541
Any EA game.

>Always 12:00
>Main target of SFM porn

>>715645400
No one gonna take a guess?

Winrarrr

>>715643850
Xcom?

>>715646436
AC the movie.

>>715646443
Underlook

>>715646415
Borderlands.

>>715646446
No man's sky

>>715646488
Wrong, try again

>>715646415
BL2, way too easy. It's supposed to be shitty description not accurate.

>dudes around a campfire
>lots of guns and lots of things to shoot
>have to kill some big clunky thing
>looping is a thing

>>715646512
Nope, not quite.
Need a hint?

>you're only friends are a forest kid and a ball of light
>i caused a fucking thunderstorm with a fucked up instrument

>>715646502
nope

>Little Girls
>Underwater
>Jews
>KGB
>CIA.

>sad beginning
>sad mid
>sad end
>the world is an awful place

>>715646594
Ocarina of Time, try harder.

>>715646594
Ocarina of Time, a classic.

>>715642773
Raul

> Play as a hot dog that eats other hot dogs
> Later be a sentient penis that evolves by dancing in public
> Later get more advanced by raiding, raping and pillaging villages
> Later enslave entire cities with song

>>715646638
Um, underworld?

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>>715646594
Ocarina of time

ruto is his friend too though

>>715646674
Spore.

>>715646674
SPORE ONE OF MY FAVOURITE FUCKING GAMES OF ALLL TIMMME

>>715646655
winrar

>>715646638
bioshock?

>blocks

>>715646720
>>715646736
Right.

>>715646736
Wasn't that game hyped to all hell, then turned out to be 'meh'?

>>715646558
sorry

>>715646683
No that wasn't underwater.

>>715646736
SPORE IS MY SHIT BRUH

>>715646759
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>715646436
No one else?

>>715646785
IDC I fucking loved it.

>>715646785
pretty much

>Go on an eco vacation with friends
>Jizz inside one of the locals

>>715646073
Va11-hall-a

>>715646793
Um, the first and most memorable mission.

>>715646775
Nobody? Nobody going to guess, it's so easy.

>>715646845
Farcry 3

>>715646845
Far Cry 3, too easy.

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>the birds have tits
>the snakes have tits
>the fish have tits
>the horses have tits
>everything has fucking tiddies

>>715646818
Me too homie, spore was my childhood in a nutshell

>>715645400
Elite dangerous?

>>715646947
My playthrough of Spore using my creatures only.

>>715646907
Roblox

>Vacation
>Clean
>Eel
>Roller coaster
>Lots of water

> Be in a fighting game
> Spend lots of time overfeeding your kids so they give you clothes that you'll never wear

>>715646947
Touhou

>>715646996
fuck, no that's wrong.

>>715642599
>be meh.
smartass.
very doge
the bad guys are good.
don't care still had sex.
also played that ax.

>>715645097
Elevator Action

>>715646907
Minecraft?

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>remove alien
>Grab orange shit
>Get Chinese man
>Chinese man helps stops earth from black hole

>broken wiiu controllers
>sanity slowly deteriorates every time you die
>FUCKING LAVA MAN

> Be badass
> Fucking kill china
> A real person died for this game

Last one
>That one video game you used to masturbate too

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>>715647260
mario maker

>>715647310
Lego Star Wars

>>715646436
The game was Space Hulk:Deathwing

Let's try again
>be space warrior
>Big Green Alien decided to take over planet
>Not on my watch fuckface
Oh shit demons

>>715647262
Hong Kong '97

>>715642599
>cold shit
>zombies
>more cold shit

>>715642903
NBA 2K?

>wheres my sword
>why am I so ugly
>FUCK I'M DEAD?
>OH SHIT IT'S FAT
>I STILL DON'T HAVE A SWORD
>FUCK I QUIT

>>715647109
ye>>715647310

>>715646443
overwatch, because at 12:00 its high noon

>>715647526
Winner!

>>715647544
Dark souls?

>>715643922
Tetris

>>715646443
Five days at Fagots 35678

>>715645059
Skyrim

>>715647544
Dark souls 2, or maybe 3

>>715647033
terraria

>>715647603
> A real person died for this game
I can't tell if you where talking about the corpse or Deng Xiaoping

>"we pulled you out of regular service to do our suicide missions, you aren't meant to come back ffs"
>get sent on more and more ridiculous shit
>"here go to this mine and save the art from being blown up"
>succeed
>kill a bunch of scientists in norway
>"alright, beat this cunt"
>sent to break a gyroscope in a rocket that comes crashing back down on you
>still don't die at the end

>>715645639
Minecraft?

>>715647544
Dark Souls

>>715647819
winrar finally

>>715647710
No, very much 1. Assylum Demon ftw

>>715647816
one of the CoD's

black ops?

>>715647929
Nope

>>715647892
lvl.1 Deprivedvs.Ogre ftw

> kill some kids
> go to hell for it.

I'll give everyone 20 collective guesses then spill the beans.

>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die

>>715645639
>>715647866
it's not 2012 anymore

>>715646446
Elite Dangerous

>>715647974
verdun

>>715645639
Minecreft?

>Snoop Dogg: "Care package ready for deployment fo shizzle"

>>715647974
Smile Guide: The Apple Escape

rawl

>>715647974
dark souls

>>715645639
CS GO

>>715647974
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY

>>715647631
Yep

>>715648078
Ghosts, ez

>>715647816
bulletstorm?

>>715648156
That fucking jaguar game

>>715642599
>D&D
>First Person
>old as balls
>no dragons

>arm is cut off
>get new arm
>cut new arm off

>>715648186
Nope

>>715648205
My sexual life

>>715646000
Thomas was Alone?

>>715648204
Elder scrolls:Arena

>cousin dies
>sad
>cameras everywhere
>kill old bastard
>kill US soldier
>kill partner
>save sis

>>715648205
god hand

>>715648205
Stubs the Zombie

>>715644127
racism simulator: car edition

>>715648205
some DBZ game by proxy

>>715648205
CoD: AW

>>715648301
>>715648286
>>715648285
>>715648237
Wrong

>>715648266
I should of said AD&D
Elder scrolls:Arena
Nope, think older

>>715648369
Correct

>>715644127
Rally-x, i beile thats the name of it. Either way its a namco game. You forgot to say gas the red cars.

>10 year old with bugs
>Horseback riding
>Wolf
>Spinning Top

>>715648205
COD: Advanced Shitfare

>poor
>gross alien trash
>cured
>dungeon crawl
>always poor
>happy weekly holiday
>I need a new gender

>>715648424
Outlast

>>715648424
*cursed not cured

>>715648424
Oh, what the fuck was it called? That thing errant signal just made a video of.

>>715644878
Gaytar An Hero

>>715648486
No

>>715642599
>FarmVille
>also harvest moon

>kill people
>eat people
>kill more people
>die but not really

>>715648370
I am no Wrong,your faggot ass just picked the wrong game. You could cut your arm off, beat someone with it, chuck it and it would explode like a grenade. Stubs the Zombie was better then whatever shit game you are thinking

>you are the son of the grim reaper
>these dudes who have came back to life are using a drug called "ash"
>using it in realworld
>you are basically death DEA

>Fuck blue alien women.
>That is all.

> Be man
> Get convicted for shit
> Get forced to do community service
> Clean grafiti with living spray bottle

>>715648569
No, you're just wrong. Deal with it.

>find villain
>kill him
>grind better gear that isnt needed anymore

>>715648582
Let it die?

>>715646000
Guitar hero

>>715648615
Mass effect

>>715648655
nope

>>715642903
bioshock infinite?

>>715648615
Mass Effect?

>>715648631
No, you are a faggot that has the wrong tastes in video games, I was always right

>>715647974
Modern Warfare 3
WHENEVER I FLASH BANG SOMENE ITS LIKE THEY GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A NAPKIN FROM A KIDS BIRTHDAY BUT WHENEVER I GET FLASHED ITS LIKE A BIG BULKY BLACK MAN NAMED RAQUIS PULLS A WHITE SHEET OVER MY HEAD AND PROCEEDS TO SKULLFUCK ME

>overwatch -1

>>715648739
No... I was the one who poorly described the game. I was describing a shitty game, so I can see where your confusion lies.

>>715648695
Kinda goes without saying. How about:

>Shoot hajis
>Shoot soldiers
>Burn soldiers
>Burn innovents
>Blame soldiers
>Kill EVERYTHING
>Go insane

>Big city
>Has nothing to do with looking at doggos

>>715648786
Battleborn

>>715648618
Mario sunshine

>>715645424
Hotline Miami is the answer by the way

>>715648911
Watchdogs

>>715648886
Hatred

>>715648916
Good job.

>>715648962
No, but that is an interesting paralell.

>punch people
>punch buildings
>punch other inanimate objects

>>715649051
Real life

>>715648852
Nigger, you can try that shitty game on your mom, but it won't fly here, I was right the whole time

>nostalgia galore
>donkey kong
>RIGHT
>LEFT
>LEFT
>LEFT
>RIGHT
>RIGHT
>LEFT

>>715648786
Paladins

>>715644373
couldve just done
>flask

>>715649051
Rampage 64

>>715644855
Dick Kickem

>>715644855
its time to chew ass

>Kill
>Loot
>Repeat

>>715649087
Donkey along racing

>>715649084
You got it
>inb4 that's actually a game
>i was just listing random things to punch

>>715649203
*Kong

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>>715648956
Good heres a shitty meme

>>715647974
Rust

>>715649199
Skyrim

>Downgraded Overwatch

>>715649203
nope

>king k rool was mr sandman in the end

>92 is half of 99

>>715649370
CoD

>>715649199
Every RPG

>>715649341
Wrong

>>715649385
WoW

> The Big Gete Star enabled me to cheat death! How could this be!?
> The Big Gete Star enabled me to cheat death! How could this be!?
> The Big Gete Star enabled me to cheat death! How could this be!?

>oxydation

>>715649460
Close, but it was older

>night night

>>715644657
Pokemon sun/moon

>>715649421
What the fuck?!
>RPG
Are you fucking retarded?

It's minecraft, for fuck sake 4chan!

>>715649493
Everquest, then?

>>715649199
Assassins Creed?

>>715649385
runescape?

>>715649544
You're playing it wrong, then.

>>715649561
Newer

>WWII
>Snipe natzis
>rocket

>>715645959
Asses creed. The number two

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>>715649606
Got it

>>715649623
V2>>715649623