Ask a new Marine currently in ITB anything.

what career do you think you'd have now if you'd paid attention in school?

>>715631222
I did decent in school but was a social outcast, I'm fairly attractive but lacked confidence, I wanted to become a teacher at some point, but decided fuck it I'd join the Marine Corps. Now all that realstionship or worrying about girls or Dick size or political shit, dosnt even affect me anymore.

>>715631117
Have you fucked one of your battle brothers yet

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are you looking forward to your career as a truck driver when you get out?

>>715631556
Nah, no ones actually gay accept for one Bisexual guy. Other than that we just tactically cuddle when we are in the field in below freezing temperatures

>peacetime

enjoy mopping up rain you boot motherfucker

>>715631582
Probably not gonna be one lol

>>715631832
lol inferring shits not about to go down. Also 10,000 marines are still in iraq, nothing is peaceful in these times.

how many niggers are there right now? spics?

i heard the marine corps is full of minorities

Why did you sign up? Do not you realize that war is bad? If you are sent to a front, you will live a hell only for the interest of a few rich people

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>>715632213
/thread

>>715632169
It's mostly white people, then I'd say latinos and blacks and asians. Race doesn't matter really in the corps, jokes are made but in the end there is a brotherhood, it's hard to explain but you'd die for your brother. I don't see black men or Asian men, I see a Marine, I have more in common with a black marine than a white civilian (I'm white)

I've been in for 2ish years now. I'm a 0651 but thats soon to change. I've met a few 03's and they all hate their job... Just stay positive and use that GI bill as soon as you can.

>>715631117
E1!

>>715632213
I'd like to see your sources or proof. There was a lot that went into the war that we don't know about. All I know is I wasn't happy with my life as a civilian, so I went though 13 weeks of misery to be what I am. I'm happy with what I do, no one else in the world gets to do what I fucking do.

>>715632574
brainwash successful

>>715632803
Sir E1 in the Marine Corps is, PRIVATE, he wears no rank or insignia sir!

>>715632921
EYEBALLS

>>715632770
Funny thing is MCT was full, I'm a combat engineer but because my MOS is so related to infantry, I got put into ITB, so I'm training with the grunts, all of our instructors tell us that we are getting good ass training and we get to say we got trained with the grunts and not with pussy MCT

>>715632985
SNAP

>>715633169
That's awesome. MCT was a joke but at the same time getting 2-3 hours of sleep for a month wasn't that fun. Where are you currently stationed?

>>715633204
The flashbacks are real.... lmao

>>715633369
Only two places man, but you can look them up, I'll tell you I was born on Parris island lol

>>715633442
I still dream I'm getting woken out of the racks by REPORT YOUR POST or 15 MINUETS TO LIGHTS

>>715633494
I'm only asking because the building next to mine has a lot of engies

>>715633597
Yall still use blue money valuable bags?

Do you realize you're actually in the Navy?

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>>715631117
You're not a raider, you're irrelevant

>>715633710
Yup we still do hahah those blue bags, we still get hazed all to hell as well. >>715634075
It's complicated, but I'm a Marine, not a fucking sailor. It's the most elite and smallest branch for a reasons

>>715631117
I'm not gonna ask you anything but I'll leave a few pointers. I joined the US ARMY back in 08 . Went into 11 bravo light meck infantry. Just do your job, everything your told, don't fuck up and be hand with retards and keep your head on as tight as a white boys ass in jail. Simple as that. Get home safe.

>>715634099
Incorrect, if I was irrelevant the Marine Corps wouldn't train me and would get rid of me. With our poor funding there is very little room for fat in the corps, it's a lean machine. Not like the army or navy

>>715634213
Thats awesome, I was at lunch a few days ago and had a first sgt and a master sgt behind me eating chow. Both of them were talking about bootcamp stories for a good 15 min. No matter the rank, you'll always talk about it.

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>>715634351
Semper fires, you're to new and brainwashed to realize it.
You're the lowest trained bullet sponge accept it.
Also you're part of the navy.

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>>715631117
Who are we at war with and why? Why does it take 15 years to kill a bunch of undisciplined nutjobs in a desert? Where does the roughly 80 trillion gazillion dollars that we spend on defense go each year? Do you really want kill a bunch of strangers for vague political reasons?

>>715634604
Oh I know I mean next to nothing to the corps, however I'm not irrelevant, the longer I'm in the more I matter to them. Plus you don't know exactly how much the command does care about junior marines, if I as a Private First Class fuck up, even me as the lowest of the low ranks, it has to go far up my chain of command

>>715632835
Literally what I was thinking

DRC congobongo veteran here

>>715634947
> you don't know how much command cares about its junior marines (navy)
I've beelaying these fuck fuck games for over 6 years
New guys are always the same
>super tough cool marine tell everyone
>I'm bullet proof with a 20 in cock
>no body cares youre a faggot like everyone else

>>715634793
Yes I do wanna kill a bunch of strangers for vague political reasons. My job is to pull triggers and train, and sweep for mines and build things and blow shit up. Not to ask dumb ass questions about why I'm doing something, my feelings don't fucking matter, it's about working together so that every marine gets home to see his family and Americans keep there comfort level. You complain about the elites yet don't complain about the services they provide through their companies.

>>715635174
Yea that'd be true for most if not for the fact that my dad and mom are both in, and I live in a marine town so I know the only people who give a fuck are civilians that don't come into contact with marines, and people looking to join.

>>715634213
Marines, elite?
Are you Fucking drunk?

You are a joke to every armed branch in every country, especially your own.

The tenure of the Irak war USMC had the singular distinction for
-highest desertion rate
-highest defection to enemy rate
-highest ratio of courtmartialled personel
-highest friendly fire incident rate

Get off your high horse plz

>>715635280
>Eliete
>Infantry
You can only pick one

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>>715635505
But but boot camp was so hard the fat chicks got through too

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SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOT

>>715634793
Its ALL politik

Dont care if you think I am lying, but I was adjutant to base commander north group ISAF.

We could have liquidated all hostile factions but the people in OKW and with the government explizites tied our hands and orders came similar from US general commmand.

Everything is for keeping up appearances. For foto shoots.

>>715635505
Where are you getting these stats at?

>>715635123
DRC? You must have seen some real shit.

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>>715635867
We're the best at pushing brooms and OPs a fucking idiot.

"Most elite"

Dude hasn't even hit the fucking fleet. Go the fuck to bed you fucking cock gobbling nigger faggot.

boot

why are you posting on /b/ boot.

>>715635867
Internal Memorandum, also some from publicly sought sources via freedom of information act.

But no, I cannot back my post up if that's what you meant.

>>715634604
Oh god I was on the same base as this specimen. fucking disgusting.

>>715635977
>>715635972
>>715635990
>>715636003
>>715636096
>>715636105

>>715636064
>>715636139

A new day is apon us
Spiderman is dead

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>>715636161
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>>715636104
Its all good, I was just curious

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>>715631117

are you one of those hot marine women? if you are, could i bone you, please? i am quite good at boning, please consider me.

thank you,
bone

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>>715631117
Did you just get engaged to a girl named Cate Lopez?

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>>715631117
What did they ask on the poly?

>>715635884
I swear to god, afghanistan seems nice comparitively.

Im not trying to say it was worse combat wise. ... It was just, freakier.
I don't know how to explain it, like, they are crazy fucked up. The LEGIT believe in magic. They gave us some chickens feet to keep with us to ward off evil.

And im like, lol?
I like order, and I know its not realistic, but a clear "bad guy". Your side, my side, we fight.

In congo, its like a free for all between like 12 different groups, who change allegiences at the tip of a hat!

Sorry for rambling.

why are you on 4chan and not studying your knowledge you fucking boot
>>715631117

HAHAHAHA boot ass bitch thinking he's cool for being in the marines

>protip: nobody fucking cares that you're a marine, nobody cares that you're a grunt

If you come to Hawaii I'm gonna haze the shit out of you stupid boot

>>715637250
1/5 fag here, i was thinking exact same shit

>>715637343
Kek I'm in oki with 2/5 boys and the first night we got there here was a brawl between us and them at the palms

Rank/MOS

>>715636575
are you from Congo? how did you end up fighting there? merc?

How was your day?

>>715637575
nice, i think it was 2/4 that relieved us though, and then you guys relieved them

i was senior doc for b co, finallly getting the fuck outta here in feb

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>>715631117
Please come to my unit so I can haze the shit out of you, you fucking boot. You aren't badass, in fact you'll see just how shitty the basic training at ITB is when you get to your Victor unit and realise how clueless you are.

>>715637756
usual. saw a pretty girl I didn't talk to.

>>715631117
I hope you come to 1/7 faggot... I got a month tell I'm on terminal, and I dgaf. Haze the fuck out of you... E3 for life

>>715638138
nigger please. no hazing allowed due to the Parris Island shitstorm currently happening.

>>715631117
What is an e3?

>>715638172
fucking liar... theres no pretty girls in ocean side. Definitely not on base. Since youre on 4chan, I know you aren't in San Diego. Fucking hope you drop fail, and be a POG Boot bitch.

>>715638530
>Parris Island

I heard isis is great at hazing, poor marines being coddled these days.. that is only going to hurt you even more in a real combat situation. would 3 deaths a year..

>>715631117
God I fucking hate boots. Get off your fucking phone, no one cares that your in the marine core. Go do actual training or eat glue and crayons you Fuck.

>>715638530
You're either a fucking civilian, or a fucking POG boot bitch. I'm 100% sure you take the bus, because a faggot talking like you doesnt have a CAR. You're ultra charmin soft... Go tell the OOD youre suicidal now.

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>>715631482
>political shit doesn't affect me
>literally a political tool
Average grunt intelligence

>>715631790
>tactically cuddling
I tactically buttfucked a qt trap from backpage when I was horny. I must not begay either.

>>715639535
you are all bitches when compared to the Jamaica Defense Forces.

>>715632827
except every other disgusting mil-fag in our service. Have fun buying a mustang with your enlistment bonus and getting divorced.

>>715631846
not gonna be anything else ya braindead fuck

>>715637625
Thread is still alive?

But yeah merc. There is however a semi constant german presence there.

Im actually from Jordan.

>>715639535
>ultra charmin soft

Done
Orbit

>>715631117

IMO you chose the best branch. What are your comrades like, generally speaking? Average average age, place of birth, etc?

>>715631117
New airmen in tech school reporting in. I know your boot camp was a lot tougher then ours in many ways. Did you feel like your training made you a better person morally and mentally or just a stronger person who knows when to listen to superiors? I feel like I came out of basic training a better person then I went in, especially involving work ethic.

>>715632827
>no one else in the world gets to do what I fucking do

WTF??? Yeah they do

lots of people get to serve all over the world, in some countries it is mandatory for all males at age 18

Pics of cock in uniform

Mike Company?

>>715631117
im 30, and wanting to join but i feel age is a great factor. Are there any older guys in there with you that just joined up?

I heard a group of military ppl crack jokes about a guy of a certain age, that he was XX old and had only achieved a XXX rank.

>>715643508
pretty sure your over the age limit for marines but like i tell everyone
>do not join army or marines right now
>its peacetime so youll be garrisoned and be doing jack shit all day every day
>join Navy or Chairforce if you want to actually do something