Sup /b/ Just fucked prostitute from backpage. Need to greentext

Lol paying for sex

>>715586439
go. pic related?

>>715586505
This.
You should NEVER pay for sex. EVER.
Had 2 mates even offer to pay for an Amsterdam prostitute on my 21st birthday when I was there... said thanks but no thanks.
Paying for sex is retarded as fuck.

why dont you type the fucking text before making the thread you degenerate

>>715586634
Virgin detected

>be me,29
>skinny faggot, 50kg, 5'8"
>not born ugly, atleast that was good
>but skinny, so no gf ever
>say fuck it, will get this curse off
>start looking backpage
continue..

>>715586566
getting there, hold on

>>715586634
EXCELLENT ARGUMENT THERE M8 WELL REASONED AND SUPPORTED BY EXCELLENT ARGUMENTS WOULD READ AGAIN 10/10

>>715586667
he pays for sex and posts about on /b/. wtf do you expect?

>>715586764
You story is boring.

Write more than six lines before posting.
Pre-type before making a thread.
Mill yourself you worthless newfag.

>>715586634
Fuck off you virgin cancerours christfag

>>715586931
>christfag
what? even jesus hung out with whores.

>not living in major city, so hopes were high
>found what's posted today
>i'm skinny so was lookin for my type
>1st post, looked pretty
>slim too
>so start texting
>saw your ad, are you available today
>yes hun.When?
>today?
>yes
>time
>between x-y work for you..?
>ya, call me when u get there
continue..
>>715586904
nobody asking you to stay

>>715586634
There's nothing wrong with paying for it except STDs, which is enough to make me never do it myself, but if others want to, more power to them.

>>715586439
more of her please.

>>715586634
Yes because buying a bitch drinks/food isn't paying for sex. If they put out immediately without any form of date, they probably have as many stds as an escort anyways. Then there are always the crazy bitches who stalk you when you quit talking to them. An escort doesn't give a shit if you ever see them again.

>>715587195
>heart start racing, sweat a little
>remember my faggy life
>fuk it, i'm gonna do this
>get out of bed, take dump
>see my pubes, fuk it's fucking mess
>trim it up, and fuking cut myself
>little blood starts flowing
>godamnit, not today
>still moving on, jump into shower
>get clean and nice
continue..

>>715587418
>>715586439
nevermind i imagesearched

>>715587551
you need to meet some higher quality women

>>715586634
I totally agree.

Dear losers, STOP PAYING WHORES FOR SEX.

>>715586439
>>715586764
>>715587195
>>715587559
holy dicks you're slow as shit.

hurry the fuck up faggot

>>715587551
You have a very transactional view of dating.

>>715586634
Ahhahaha ha faggot.go suck a cock you beta cunt.

>>715587559
>ok, so still some time
>continue on backpage
>see another one, if one fails might need another
>found one
>starts to text
>post SAME FUCKING ADDRESS as first one
>starts shitting blood
>fuk it's a fucking trap
>wtf not today
continue..

>>715587773
probably a mra. they're idiots who reduce human interaction to simplistic economic transactions and then get upset when they're rejected and/or unfulfilled.

>>715587882
Leddit cuck

>>715587882
MRA or realist.
I don't view dating as money because neither me or my girlfriend feel the need to spend a bunch of it, but money is a huge ass part of it when you're first getting to know each other.

>>715587714
This

>>715587871
>go lie down in bed
>think about my life
>remember how shitty it is
>not gonna kill myself
>i'm gonna fuk them all to death
>decide to go out
>have some food
>barely eat
>ok, decide to call
continue..

>>715588128
This is boring, get to the whore

>>715587773
What if they don't want to date but just want sex? Why should he play girls with dates instead just pay them for the hour and fuck off?

>>715586795
lol'd

>>715588128
why the fuck does it take you 3 minutes between posts?

i guarantee fucking the whore was over faster than that.

>>715588128
>hello, is this julia
>yes
>i messaged earlier, are you still available
>yes
>how to come there
>i messged address, call when you come
>ok
>get there
>hey i reached
>ok come to no 10 red door
>every signal was telling not to go
>still go becuase fuk it
>knock
>door opens
continue..

>>715588040
>cuck
millennials sure are worried about being cucks

That's not very interesting so far, anon

it was your father and then he fucked you up the ass right?

>>715588584
why would he need to leave the house for that?

>>715588499
You woke up with one kidney missing in the end right ?

>>715588682
good point anon, carry on

>>https://s15-us2.ixquick.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=http:%2F%2Fnapaoutdoors.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F02%2FMill-e1456285328957.jpg&sp=923af297da2730f6d8b4712431e8733d

>>715588743
im waiting for walk the dinosaur

>>715588848
the fuck is this newfaggotry?

>>715588499
>door open
>thrice my size
>wtf
>wanted to walk away
>no, gonna do this
>go inside
>still thinking some nigger or da police was waiting inside
>came so far, not today
>go in the room
>i..i'am thirty, can i get some water
>nods, goes away, closes door
>sitting on bed alone, shitty red lighting
>wtf is up with red lights and bitches??
>door opens, only her..so realx little
>asks for money
>give right away
>was little bit smart, carried not much
>starts taking her clothes off
>36DD sagging down
>wtf that's disgusting
>no perky tits like porn whores
>boner dies immediately
continue..

>>715589071
> i'm thirty can I have some water

Holy shit, OP is literally retarded

>>715589183
confirmed

>>715589071
>Visits whore
>"I'm thirthty! Can I have some water pwease?"

>i..i'am thirty, can i get some water

so from all the fucking rules you consider breaking no.1 never ever get anything to drink from hoes, pimps and people associated.
>gj OP

>walk in Fuck its a trap
>I could tell by the way she was standing all manly
>i said hi and suddenly her smooth voice sounded more raspy than over the phone
>my mind tells me to run the Fuck out but my sick tells me to Fuck this trap
>go in and sit on the bed
>we make small conversation as she gets close to me
>she's not so ugly so I decide Fuck it
>she comes close and ask me what i need
Continue ?

>no perky tits like porn whores
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao op fag

>>715589319
no.
Kys.

>>715586751
Yes of course mate.
Because virgins turn down paid for guaranteed sex.

>>715589319
>would you like some water
>my mind is racing
>water is all my heart desires

This better end in someone doing the dinosaur.

OP give us a TLDR
I dgaf if you're skinny or thirsty

so far its
>look at backpage
>text girl
>cut myself shaving balls
>find out its a trap
>go there anyway and find out I'm a fag

you dont need to spread that shit out over 15 posts

>wtf I am the real op with the trap bitch

Yeah but I'd pay for a young pretty girl like that if I felt okay with the situation

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>found OP texting

>>715589553
Hahahah I kekkkk'd

>>715589456
>trap gets me wattaaaa
>i drop spaghetti
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>thirthtey

Confirmed: OP is Mike Tyson voiced spongebob in Sandy's dome.

>imdirtydan.mov

>>715589071
>sitting there on bed completly dressed
>sipping water
>bitch was sitting next no clothes
>zero erection, litrally
>so what u wanna do
>fucking ass english, fucking russing bitch
>just talk little, im cold ..getting there
>u wanna talk??
>umm..yeah??
>wtf ok..but little time only 30 mins
>o..ok
>so wat u wanna talk
>i..it's cold outside, n..no?
>looking at me, just looking
>keeps looking
>wtf
>sips water
continue..

>>715589811
how am i supposed to read this shit

>>715588504
>projecting
>everyone on b is a millennial

you didn't even try..

>>715589811
HAHHA you payed a whore to talk about the weather. i'm losing my shit here

>Starts masturbting
>get dick hard
>get trap to suck my peashooter
>Jizz in mouth
>fuck it, leave

>>715589961
He got the Nick Kesting special.

>>715589961
Hey, it's Holden Caulfield syndrome - completely normal.

Don't bully the guy too much.

>>715586634
You fucking dumbass, you should've had them do it.

You paying for sex is iffy, but if someone else offers, wynaut?

>>715589961
>ayyy lmao

>>715589811
>suddonly she stands up and says she knows what i want
>shit, what's happening, i just want to talk about the weather and drink water
>bitch walks to her dresser and pulls out a strap on
>im going to fuck your ass now
>but you are already a tranny
>puts on strap on
>puts both strapon and penis in my asshole

all and all i would say it was a good experience

>>715589811
>she start in broken english
>how old r u?
>29
>ha ha ha, u look 19
>smiles nervously
>so u got any gf?
>no..
>why u no go out?
>wat?
>out? u no, dance?
>n..no
>so how u goona get gf?
>bitch had logic better than me
>cursing, why the fuk i did this?
>killing myself would be better than this
continue..

>>715590250
>>killing myself would be better than this
please do it any time now

>>715586904
dat mill

>why u no go out?
>wat?
>out? u no, dance?
>n..no
>so how u goona get gf?
>bitch had logic better than me

>TOP FUCKING KEK
someone screen cap this playa

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I truly don't think I'm exaggerating when I say this could be one of the worst stories I've ever seen >'d

>>715590356
in soviet russia, bread mills you

>>715590250
Poofter Gob!

>>715590429
Pic related; OP's escort

>>715590250
>try to shut her up
>start taking my clothes off
>atlest i'll make her cum
>8 inch black dildo was lying on table
>so..u like that huh
>wat?
>points to dildo
>no it's for u?
>waat
>f..for me?
>yes
>wtf
continue..

>>715590615
Cock Gob!

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>>715586439
OP index fingers typing confirmadidarino

>facepalm*

>bitch gave me was THE LAST STRAW
>draw my ak47 from my asshole
>RATATATATA
>she was bleeding everywhere
>still thirsty so drink the blood
>but its not very good
>wtf why i come here
>wishing i had just killed myself
>suck her dead penis
>take ak45 to my own head
>RATAT
>still alive
>posting this story
>increasing my autism level
>soon i will become super autist
>that'll learn that kakarokokat
>i warned him
>i fucking told him
>i was of the upper class
>a finer breed of autist
>but a bitch not listen
>he gonna be the next one get that RATATATATAT
>fucking punk

This thread is a fucking shambles

OP is such a fucking beta he can't even type this shit out properly. I bet he's crying as he types

>i..i'am thirty, can i get some water
>she bring water
>I say no am try speak russion
>I am from water
>I tell you what I need
>five thirty
>no sorry I mean tree fiddy
>mfw I am loch ness monster

>>715590796
>I am still thirty and drank the blood

Fixed it for you

I'm dying, this thread is so bad and the story is so bad but I'm laughing my ass off

Wish I hadn't fried my old HD. I actually had a good pros >green text.

>>715590250
>n..no i don't like that
>why u no like toys
>N..NOO
>Oh..ok
>she stops talking
>i sip water nervously
>5 mins in silence
>she speaks
>it's 30 mins, n u go out
>oh..ok
>u..ur bit big for me
>why
>u know..me slim..u big
>u no like??
>n..no, i like
>den what's problem?
>n..nothing
continue..

>>715591009
Goblin Cock!

>>715589435
yes. that is how they stay virgins.

>>715591009
please don't continue just end your life already

you have no worth as a human being, none

you can't even fuck a whore

whores aren't even real people they're just objects for you to put your penis in

christ you couldn't even fuck a toy

just die already

you are meaningless

your mother hates you

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>>715591009
>>715590615
>>715590250
>>715589811
>>715589071
>>715588499
>>715588128
>>715587871
>>715587559
>>715587195
>>715586764
>OP lord of fags

>>715591009
> u have aids?
> me huh?
> points at the blood on my crotch
> i.. tried to shave down there
> ahah ur lil fag
> me no
> ur lil slut
> oh shit why did i say this
> what the fuck did u say me lil virgin pussy bitch?
> she yells something in nigger language
> 10 second later door slams
> her pimp is there
> 6'8 jacked nigger
> HEY YO WHAT YOU SAYIN TO MAH BITCH
> YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE FAGGOT?
continue..

for anyone just joining the thread i'll make a short version of his story
>op is a fag

>>715586634
>You should NEVER pay for sex. EVER.
And yet it is one of the oldest professions...

>>715591299
Did you roll quints to get rid of the giga nigga?

>>715591299
Just stop, this is awful, hahaha

>>715589183
Hey im 30 and i can confirm that in my thirties i need water

Please, for the love of God, let this thread fucking die.

4chan’s greentext stories are a vital subgenre of Internet folklore. Somehow, over years and years of collective, unconscious evolution, the boys and girls of 4chan established a formula for reciting tall tales: You speak in fragments, highlight specific details in predictably stringent language, and write everything in an ugly, lime-green text color.
These stories give 4chan its rare moments of homemade, human charm. They can still be gross and reductive, but they also provide a level of vulnerability that you can’t find in all the porn and whimpering hatred.

>>715591009
>again silence
>so how long u here?
>wat?
>when u come here?
>oh 10 day ago
>oh..ok, and when u go back?
>in 5 days?
>wat, why
>u know, chirstmas, i go to my family
>fuking russian bitch from nowhere had family
>i have nobody
>hate my life more
>i..i can't do this
>wat, what problem?
>no..u big for me, i small
>no im not big
>here i'll sit on you
>sits on my lap
>puts those ugly tits on my face
>n..no
>why..u like dis..see
>they good n big
>o..ok
continue

>>715591653
Okay shut the fuck up. First of all who are you? Who even are you.

I'll tell you who you are. You're nobody. You're nothing. All your words don't make you important bitch. Online, especially here, you're just another faggot. Shut your bitch mouth.

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely,
Shut the fuck up.

Seriously, shut the fuck up.

>>715591658
>wtf i have to lose
>start touching them
>wow really nice n heavy
>ok..feeling a little something down there
>sqeez and lick them, like in porn
>no kissy
>wat
>don't touch nipple
>wtf why
>no i no like
>fucking whore bossing me around
>boner dies again
continue..

>>715591299
> tell the big pimp i'm sorry and give him 50 to settle this
> AY OK BRO YOU CAN FUCK HER BUT DON'T HURT THE BITCH k?
> ok sir
> so .. are we gonna fuck?
> yes boy
> she open legs wide
> vapes of fish invade my vision
> couch
> you ok ?
> y.. yea
continue..

>>715591843
no u

You seen this shit?
https://www.amazon.com/be-collection-greentexts-Aapo-Nikkanen-ebook/dp/B0186AA5L4/

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I don't know what's going on here other than pic related.

Delete thread and make a new one once you actually have this shit typed out

>>715592057
>fucking whore bossing me around
>boner dies again

you should put this on your tombstone

>>715592199
thanks man, I'm thirty

>>715586634
You're always paying for sex one way or another dipshit.

>>715592547
How do niggers have children then?

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I fucked this back page whore. Shit was OK. But im noit a faggot.

>>715586505
We all pay for sex. Gotta take her out a couple of times, go to a restaurant, go shopping, watch a movie just so she can give you head before actually letting you fuck her. Whores are quicker and you spend less in the end.

>u go 30 minutes up
>but I'm not done
>knock knoc
>go quick is next friend
>she open door
>new guy come in
>I sit in corner
>he looks at me weird, back at her
>shuts door and pulls out cock
>russian takes his money and starts to suck his cok
>he loos me in eye while he fucks her mouth
>gestures me over
>without realizing it I'm next to her
>he pulls his nasty dripping cock out of her mouth
>I dive at it like a starving fish going after a worm
>russian girl gets mad
>he slaps her
>it gets me hard
>the taste of his cock is amazing
>i slurp it down
>he starts calling me dirty words in russian I don't understand
>whore complains
>he hits her again, harder this time
>I feel my cock leaking
>he explodes in my mouth and I choke so hard cum shoots out my nose
>russian girl and guy both laugh
>he pets me on head and gives me $20
>tells girl something in russian
>says he and girl have to go but he will call me later so i can earn more money

continue

>>715590875

K E K

>>715586634
Waow! This is a great post, so much info here, and not just retarded opinions.

>>715586505
You're not paying for the sex, you're paying them to leave!

>>715593123
mind = blown

>>715592904
Kek

>>715592057
>ok i ask her to lie down
>ok
>lies on bed, i am still dressed
>i touch u there
>where
>pussy
>u wanna touch my pussy?
>Y..YES
>ok
>opens her legs
>her pussy litrally smelling bad
>i cover my nose disgusted
>what's wrong
>n..nothing
>ok u kiss it now
>just raging inside now
continue..

>>715586634
i pay someone to change my tires. I pay someone to do my taxes. I pay someone to teach me math. I pay someone to cut my hair. but paying someone to have sex is retarded....

I have no idea who is op anymore.

>>715592904
>$20
too expensive, buy hotel instead

>>715593460
It's one of those "create your own ending" kind of stories.

>>715593343
I'm on house arrest not allowed to have girls over cuz i'm living at my parents again. I'm 30 and married, so fuck ya I call hookers when they are out. Men need to fuck, couple hundered is worth it for hassle free pussy

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MFW you live where prostitution is legal and regulated. You can go in and get a catalog of the girls with prices and their specials. They also supply the room a shower before hand and refreshments afterwards.

Im yet to go to one but compared to the price of taking a girl on a date wasting your time and the odds shes crazy it seems like a good deal.

>>715593610
sure aint one of those "happy ending" type stories.

>>715586634
>Paying for sex is retarded as fuck.
Amazing how your perspective changes as you get older.

I can cook an okay meal for myself, in fact every once in a while I manage to pull off a pretty awesome steak. But sometimes I just want to go to a nice restaurant and have a professional do it for me. Am I going to eat out every night? No but sometimes its just nice to treat yourself.

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>>715593460
whenever anything homosexual is said, it is not OP.

>>715593858
this. paying for sex is retarded when you can get it for "free"... so is changing your oil, mowing your yard, painting the house, etc... when you are young, all you have is time.

when you get older your time is more valuable, and investing fucking weeks into getting pussy just isn't worth it. or even impossible.

as an older guy you just don't get access to that 20 year old "ready to fuck all the time" pussy. You get access to the "angry divorced" or "crazy" or "mother of 4" pussy.

$400 bucks for a night with some young talent is a fucking deal.

>>715587225

condoms

>>715594082
Lol, have you read the first OP post?

>>715592656
They still pay, it's just after the fact in the form of alimony

>>715592904
>come home still taste dirty russion cum in my mouth
>still a virgin fucking hate myself
>sit down to type this
>phone rings
>guy asks my address
>I'm confused
>says he found my ad on backpage
>wtf
>says he has $100 "flowers"
>cock starts to swelll.. never came earlier
>give him my address
>type first part of story
>doorbell rings
>it is russian guy from before and friend
>russian guys says "see, is good like told"
>other guy, is tall blue eyes belly maybe 50s
>russian looks at me - "go suck" he says
>I look down. get on knees and reach for the guys belt
>the leather smells musky and my fingers fumble as I try and take it off
>russian guy says something in russia
>belt guy laughs
>reaches down and undoes belt
>pulls down his boxers and I can smell him
>why am I so hard?
>he pulls back his foreskin, and his cock head is drippy wet
>i lean forward. my lips open. it tastes like heavn
>this is the second time I have sucked a cock, but its like I've been doing it all my life
>up and down nice and slow
>finger tips sliding up and down his shaft and balls
>he grunts
>I feel sick to my stomach at how proud I feel
>I'm ready for it this time and don't gag
>my mouth fills up with hot liqud
>I swallow without coughing
>and just let his cock rest in my mouth
>feels like it's floating in oil

cont

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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>>715589183
>I'm tittie, can i have sum water please?

>>715594681
>type first part of story
you're not op

>>715594082
>whenever anything homosexual is said, it is not OP.
This must be your 1st day an /b/
welcome newfriend.

>>715594681
>russian tells me to hold cock in mouth
>he gets behind me and starts taking off my shorts
>wtf.. no
>I try to comploain and get away
>belt guy grabs onyo my hair
>russian guy punches me hard, once in the side
>I crumple to the ground and start crying
>"he still virgin.. that why he hire Natalyz"
>belt guy laughs and kneels on ground next to me
>wipes his slimy soft cock on my cheek
>then gently pets my head
>but also firmly is holding me down
>russian has finished below I'm nakde from the waiste down, my cock hard and dripping.. I can see the front of my boxers and they are fucking damp from all my precum
>I feel cold and wet liquid between my legs
>a rough hand grabs my cock
>rough calloused hands, but still silky smooth over my cock must be whatever lube he poured on me
>I rock forward and push my ass up, I'm fucking his hand like a dog I saw once. Just rutting fast fast fast trying to get his nut
>Belt tilts my head back and presses his hardening cock back into my mouth
>russian has one hand wrapped around my cock, and I feel his blunt fingers press and poke, tease and then push and
>deep
>deep
>in my asshole hole so deep hes stroking my cock from both ends, his finger pounding my cock from the inside

>>715586764
>>715587195
>>715587559
>>715587871
>>715588128
>>715588499
>>715589071
>>715589811
>>715590250
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>>715591658
>>715592057
>>715593285
this is me, last one coming

>>715594677
>They still pay, it's just after the fact in the form of alimony
I wasn't on about Will Smiths aunt and uncle in Belair...
What do they pay alimony in... Food-stamps?

>>715595541
>i say, yeh give me a minute
>start touching her
>trained hard by porn
>ok i can do this
>litrally to big pussy
>two hugh meat flaps just hanging there
>how to i touch this
>just move my finger around
>keep on doing it
>like 5 minutes
>bitch is just laying there, no expressions
>keep moving my finger
>she reminds again, time almost over
>o..ok
>resume the finger
>all of sudden, she yells hysterically
>almost jumps out of bed
>i get back in corner, scared
>bitch had really loud voice
>she starts smiling
>wat
>almost giggling now
>just stay there for a minute
>gathering my thoughts
>whoa..did i make her cum?
>i ask..u..u cum?
>she nods
>time's over u go now
>almost crying and laughing now
>finally it's over
>i get my shit, and get outta there
>almost running now
>go on until like 5 minutes
>realise it's all over now
>come home
>jump into shower
>cry
>come and post on /b/
i fucking hate my life. i don't think any of you retard has gone any lower than this. There's no hope for me.
I m done guys, so done..

>>715595359
I'm getting so fucking close..
>Russian starts moving his hand with me... so I push forward, he moves forward... I need more and he won't give it
>there is an emptyness inside me when he pulls his finger ( fingers?) out
>then his hands grab me hard on the hips
>I know what is happening and I'm scared and I want it to stop
>then he tears me in half
>rips me in half
>splits me in half
>I'm wrapped around him, part of him, his cock so deep inside me
>I don't know what I'm feeling, its like my identity is crashing into pieces
>my entire existance is the part of me wrapped around his cock
>I feel his hairy balls slap into mine
>belt's cock is thick and my nose is buried in his greying pubic hair
>its my birthday and today
>I'm no longer a boy
>Today I'm a woman

The tears of pain and joy mingle together and drip down my cheeks. They wet the dried cum on my face, and get pounded into a sticky mess by the man fucking my face.

Today is the best day of my life.

>>715595823
So did this really happened or is this ur homo erotic fiction?

i can't even begin to fathom how much cancer I just got from this thread

>i touch u there
>where
>pussy
>u wanna touch my pussy?
>Y..YES
>ok
>opens her legs
>her pussy litrally smelling bad

Stacked keks

>>715596298
not as much as this guy

>>715595684

>Ask a guy who got castrated when he went in for a vasectomy anything.

>>715595812
that is awesome, fat nasty russian whore fakes orgasm to get you the fuck out of her house.

btw the reason it smells is because 5 guys already dumped a load in there today

>>715596211
is no homo

>>715595222
He is not wrong though, because ot isn't really gay if it is a femenine penis

Also, noice

>>715596463
believe it or not, every bit of that story is true

>>715590796
My sides, Jesus

>>715595812
Why are u such a beta faggot? I'm a lardass with aspergers and still have better sexual life than you.

>>715586505
>>715586634
What the fuck do you think dating is, dipshit?

>>715597032
i really don't know

>>715596724
i believe you sadfriend, I beleive you.

If it makes you feel better, its a funny story - you didn't get robbed, beat, or aids. consider it a victory.

one day Im' walking home from work in my 20s, drunk after office party. black whore is like "wanna a bj"?

>how much
>$20
>sure
>stagger upstairs into this .. like tenement over a bodega
>get to top of stairs
>can smell her
>the fear kicks in
>start to literally shake
>she tells me to pay the hotel guy
>all I have is a $100 bill my boss just gave me at office party
>don't want to do this help
>uhm I don't have any money
>turn and book down the stiars
>smack into pimp
>behind him the metal security door is locked
>"there a problem?" says the big as fuck tattood black pimp man
>I literally cry
>I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't wanna do it
>he looks down at me in pity
>whore comes down stairs
>bitch you can at least buy me a pack of cigaretts
>tremlbin hand pull out my cigs, give her the pack
>pimp just looks.. sad.. at how fucking sad I'm being
>opens metal door
>I stumble out into freedom

>>715596663
Kill thy self.

>>715595812
also btw, next time just jerk yourself off and make her lick your balls, then cum on her tits and get out of there

>>715597326
lol you wasn't even been robed.
You're just a paranoid spaz.
I bet you ruined their night.

Question/statement.
Why are you idiots fucking scanks and street walkers.
You do know that you can fuck porn stars for an hour for about 150 - 200 right?
They even do fetish shit too.