R8 my Fish n Chips /b/ Cost £5

>>715562898
Looks gud anon is that plaice ?

>>715562898
Looks like you got robbed. £5 is to much

>>715562898
That looks like about £2 worth from a proper place, but the fish is pretty ace in portion.
I r8 it 9/11

>>715562898
Looks like someone shat on the side of it

>>715562898

Ruined it with the huge disgusting splat of tomato sauce

plenty of salt and vinegar is all you need with fish and chips

Wtf is that green shit? Guacamole?

>>715563383
Mushy peas m8

>>715563383

Mushy peas m8

>>715563383
Mushy peas and they're fucking disgusting.

5/10 OP. Ruined with aforementioned peas and the tomato sauce. Fish looks good though.

>>715563431
Would of tasted better is it was guacamole

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Trump needs to nuke Britain

terrible food, terrible people

>>715563331
And lemon

>>715563426
>>715563431
>>715563497
Mushed peas? What the fuck kinda gross shit is that. Practically baby food.

>>715562898
>not brown sauce

Big mistake there, friendo

>>715563547
Sort your own country out before you judge other peoples

>>715563605
Exactly. Which is why I said they're disgusting.

>>715563682
Is it a common side dish there?

>>715563682
Is it a normal side dish there?

>>715563659

Brown sauce with fish and chips?

somone should fucking stab you

>>715563721
For fish and chips? Yeah. Never been a fan though.

>>715563721
>>715563740

Mushy peas with fish and chips is the like OG of British takeaway food

>>715563780
That's weird

>>715563866

how so?

>>715563969
Again, it's literally baby food.

>>715563741
Where are you from? You never have ketchup with anything. If you have tartare sauce, have, but brown sauce is the easiest alternative to faggy ketchup

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>>715563383

>>715564030

Thing is mushy peas are made from marowfat peas.

Not just mushed up petti pois or green peas

it has a much thicker consistency and savoury flavour that you would expect

>>715564154
mayonnaise ma nigga

>>715564154

Brown sauce belongs on a bacon butty or maybe a pasty

but with fish and chips? fuck off mate

I can agree with tartar sauce though if your having place or scampi

>>715564030

You're being Ameri-centric. Applesauce is baby-food too, mac and cheese and pb&j are for children, that's not a solid complaint. They're delicious.

Mushy peas with fish&chips is like their coleslaw with barbecue.

>want delicious fish-and-chips
>hate fish

Britfags, do fish and chips places often fry chicken in the same style? That batter is the shit but I just can't stand fish.

>>715564384
Applesauce is the only part of your reply that holds any validity.

>>715564356
Depends on the fish really, also depends on the brown sauce, i'm not talking about that HP liquid shit

But brown sauce on a pasty? No, no, no. That's bullshit, my friend. A pasty must remain pure

>>715564384
Fuck you Britbong. MURICA FUCK
YEAH. Enjoy living in the conquered land of your sand nigger immigrant masters. What a toothless shit tier foggy hellhole.

>>715562898
Mushed peas and ketchup. You fags may have invented fish and chips but you sure haven't done it any favors with that shit.

Replace the peas with coleslaw and the ketchup with tartar sauce and you might have a winner.

>>715564560
It's also the most important part, though, the other two were just extra examples. Still. Applesauce is delicious, and it's also baby-food. The fact that babies can eat it doesn't make it bad.
>>715564631
Did my phrasing not make it clear, I'm Murcan?

>>715564553

Depends on the place

real tradition fish and chip places are getting more and more scarce and normally server baterd Cod,Haddock, Plaice, Scampi, Battered Sausages, Fishcakes or a selection of meat pies with a choice of gravy, mushy peas or curry as a side

a lot of the new fish and chip places that have opened up (normally ran by Turkish or Greek families) also server kebabs, fried chicken and pizzas

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What happened to the pineapple fritter? It seemed to be in all the chippies in the 80s

>>715564826

but is it fish-and-chips-style fried chicken? or just typical tendies?
there's places like this in America, and they all serve burgers and chicken strips/nuggets and probably gyros too, but the chicken is never done in the fish-and-chips-style batter. Except for at Long John Silver's, which I won't hold up as any good example (shitty fast food chain). But they're the only place I've seen that does that.

Anyone know a decent chippy that still serves Yorkshire fishcakes?

>>715565082

Its normally home made fried chicken, at least in the places neer me

different batter to the fish though

ram your mushy peas up your ass, prick

>>715563659
u r havin a laff pal

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Rate my dad's birthday cake I got him /b/
£3

>>715565162
aye, follow the road down to the left, when you see the exit walk through it, keep fucking walking and dont come back

yorkshire fishcakes? you fucking disgrace

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i would really like to live in europe

>>715565425

do yourself a favour and do one, fucking dickhead

Yorkshire fishcakes are fucking delicious

i hope you are following the dish up with a dessert of deep-fried battered Mars Bars

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Chinkys I got a few weeks back

there French fries dumass

>>715565879
They're
dumbass

>>715565988
There! French fries.

whyd you put it on a fancy plate you fancy prick

>>715566117
Who?

>>715563597
>Fish and chips with lemon
Not sure if serious or troll. Or a fucking greasy Greek.

>>715566786
It's serious, very common in British chip shops

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>>715563547
>your bait is pathetic anon
Did you know fish and chips is of Hungarian origin ?
No because your a tard

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>>715563605
MFW
people don't know of must peas
>not Shure of bait

>>715566786
Lemon pretty much is the same as using vinegar ye mong

got a curry coming in 30 minutes, not jelly at all

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>>715564995
There the dogs anon
>deep fried creme eggs ?

>>715562898
WHITE POWER/10

your pic gave me diarrhea

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>>715565404
< /10

>>715563331
My nigger.

>>715565425
>salty red rose faggot dectected
Jump off hull bridge

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>>715567837
Literally Baby Food

>>715564384
I'm American and I like mushy peas.

Fucking "mushy peas"?
On your french fries?
What the FUCK are you doing, Britain?

Fish portion is legit
also captcha took nine fucking tries

>>715562898
that fish looks hench as fuck OP, but is it peng?

>>715562898
Yorkshirefag here. Fish portion is amazing, chips look meh and inconsistent in their quality. I'd personally go with curry sauce or gravy as my side, but that's just my personal Northern preference

>>715567893
>Lemon tastes same as vinegar
Enjoy your vinegar sorbet, glass of vinegarade, you fucking bellend.

>>715568566
I think he's just referring to the acidity, m8, but yeah it isn't the same.

>>715568566
Haha glass of vinegarade hahah that tickled me

>>715562898

Chips look a bit naff and you've over done the tomato sauce.

what type of fish is it? looks an odd shape for cod.

+1 for mushy peas too

>>715562898
Did you pay for that with monopoly money?

>>715563331
Why the fuck would you add vinegar to it? Vinegars used for cleaning you autistic faggot.

>>715568273
You're a Fucking liar anon. No one eats mushy peas here.

Mieiggghttt, 2 much red sauce n mushy peas m8

>>715565550
*favor

>>715563659
Brown sauce you despicable cunt

>>715564995
thats the chinese m80

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>>715562898
get on this m8

Ketchup has no place on fish and chips. If you need sauce, curry.

>>715571848
Brown nigger faggot spotted.

>>715571473
What the fuck even is that
>kebab meat
>chips
>nuggers
>pizza box
what the fuck mann

>>715570804
>implying Americans never leave America

>>715564273
Interesting. Maybe I'll try it then

>>715571473
shit munchy box, 3/10

>>715562898
The fish looks like bones, the batter looks like it was made with rancid oil, the guacamole looks like the avocados may have been a bit too ripe, and the fries look like they came from burger King and have been sitting out for two weeks since.

2/10 send back

>>715572771
>guacamole
>fries

fuckin lmao

>>715572904
>not calling things what they are
fuckin brits

you spelled french fries wrong faggot

>>715572966
mushy peas != guacamole
chips != french fries

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>>715567760
It was a Jew in London that decides to deep fry fish and allegedly sliced potatoes and fry them as well at the same time.
Even reading that back to myself I'm thinking the Jews was lying. I've been on pol too much

>>715571980
its called a munchie box, and its amazin. Its chicken pakora though, not nugz. There is also a naan bread underneath it. Perfect hangover cure.

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>>715571473
get on my level son

>>715573527
where get
need in face

>>715573752
Pretty much every kebab shop in Glasgow. This one specifically was from tandoori plus

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>>715562898
Why do you wankers (assuming you're a wanker) have a big ass gloop of guacamole on your fuckin fish n chips....? Ketchup excusable, and needed. However you're fucking shit up with the 'mole, nigger

8/10
Points taken off for that fucking guac

>>715573936
next time you're getting one try lasani grill in the southside, its so good

>>715573952
It isnt guac, its mushy peas (boiled peas crushed with mint and butter)

>>715573952
It's mushy peas nigger

Fucking retarded American

>>715574123
>Allison Street

its cat meat, isnt it?

>>715562898
That fish looks 10/10

Disappointing chips portion size though

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>>715562898
looks good buddy

>>715574602
i know what you're saying anon but that's probably the only clean place on the entire street and totally worth it

>>715574414
mushy peas? wtf, stupid euro trash

>>715571979
No, just not white trash who covers all food in "red sauce".
If you must have sauce from the chippy, the only acceptable choice is curry. Tartare too, but that's not used in the portion size as that horrific splat of Ketchup.

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>>715562898
it's shit
Install Gentoo motherfucker

>>715574797
I don't like it myself, but I'm not retarded enough to mistake it for guacamole.

Who's the real nigger?

>>715572966
Not having a fucking clue what the rest of the world has been doing for a hundred years before your shit tier nation was invented.

>>715562898
>no curry sauce

>>715565404
Otanjo-bi omedetou gozaimasu!

>>715574905
>no x220 keyboard downgrade

as nice as your dinner looks i can't give you a pass because you're a degenerate piece of shit

>>715574905
Those chips look like the ones that are right at the bottom of the container once all the good ones have gone.

>>715575041
sorry lad you're wrong, the ones at the bottom are the best ones

>>715570677
Vinegar has more than one use. Stop being autistic, niggerfag.

>>715575031
except it's long gone
I've upgraded to t430 with classic keyboard

>>715575142
Are they really Implying vinegar was invented to use as a cleaning product?

Fuck me. Americans.

>>715575173
good lad, glad to hear it

>>715562898
Grease/10

>>715575100
They're always really thin and like crisps, or really soggy.

I like my chips fat and full of life.

>>715575241
Bleach isn't just for cleaning either. You should give it a try.

>>715562898

That looks damn yummy except for the mashed peas. Be damn fine with a couple of pints.

In burgerland that'd be about $8-10

Those are called french fries, retard.

>>715562898
I don't see any chips, anon. Looks like fish and fries to me.

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Get on my level

Kill yourself/10

>>715567760
except it isn't.

>>715563547
from the country that brought you grits and dahmer....

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>>715562898
ITT: Stupid eurofags don't know what french fries are.

>>715575714
itt amerifats that don't know the difference between a french fry and a chip

>>715575690
>grits
No, that's American.

>>715575714
>/b/ will argue about anything

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>>715562898
Get on my level.

>>715567760
*you're

>>715575241
Why would you wanna put vinegar anywhere near your mouth faggot? That shit stinks. Is that why you Brits have terrible teeth and breath?

>>715575894
I have tried that and that shit tiny and like 10 bucks

>>715563605
American here. I had mushed peas the other day for the first time. I was hesitant, but fuck, they are good.

>>715575894
Sounds like a good ass meal

>>715575811
well done.
that was the point.

>>715576031

Surprised it you amerifats would reject yet another thing to smother your copious amounts of food in

>>715575480
French fries to be exact.

>>715576149
So you admit you have terrible teeth?

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>>715575894
This is also god tier

Enjoy wanting to throw up for a day

Amerifag here, since you Brits call cigarettes fags how do you insult a homo? Cause I'm America we call homos fags.

>>715573527

fuck that looks good, and people say us Brits eat shit food

>>715576316
cause I'm america

>>715575241
>You are not replying to Bongs who get off on the idea that you think that they are Amerifats.

Wew-lad.

>>715576149
Jealous of our copious amounts of food?

>>715576316
its contextual, we say fags for gay people too. Poof as well. Shirt lifter, nonce, arse bandit etc

>>715576532
"Shirt lifter"? The fuck?

>>715576532
And benders

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>>715576532

Is the green stuff wasabi?

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It's pretty hilarious that you eurocucks don't even know what these are.

>>715576585
well, it was back when women wouldnt wear a shirt, they wore a blouse, So it was implied that if you lifted someone elses shirt off, it was a guy.

>>715562898
what is the green shit?

>>715576722
looks like some flavourless crisps

>>715576722
Crisps?

>>715568151
?
>>715574998
What's that mean?

>>715576802
You're right, they don't have "flavour" because they have flavor.

Stupid git.

>>715576635
and bent-shots

>>715576802
You mean chips.

>>715576873
youre not one of those au natural faggots are you? Eat a bag of dicks, seems more your taste.

chipped potato != french fried potato

just ignore the ameritards, it's not their fault they've been educated by ignoramuses

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>>715576802
>>715576847
Nope these are called chips. You've mistaken french fries for chips.

Notice the text at the bottom there.

>>715576294
Aren't you supposed to eat falafel with hummus and sliced tomatoes/picles?

>>715577144
>French bi-lingual bullshit
Goddamnit Canada. Fucking up our trolling.

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>>715577144
must suck being so wrong

>>715577144
dubs don't lie

>>715577168
no, you put falafel in the bin for being disgusting sand people food. kebabs too all you degenerates

>>715577329
I wouldn't put it in a bin, I'd put it in the trash.

>>715577387
as long as we all hate arabs, its fine

>>715577273
Must suck knowing that brand is owned by Frito Lay. How does it feel knowing your euro "crisps" are just American chips in disguise?

>>715562898

what is that green shit on the frys and why does british food always look disgusting

>>715577329

>kebabs

>british food

seems pretty accurate now that the sand niggers are rapeing europe

>>715562898
Rank as fuck/10. Are you really going to eat that crap?

>>715577599
Mushy peas, my nigger.

>>715577721
still a very low percentage of out population, and the second gen pakis are breading at the same rate as indigenous. They will BTFO after brexit, though i will miss the Polish

>>715577254
That's just to show multiple cultures and countries accept the correct naming of the snack.

>>715575894
The irony is these things are less healthy for you than a typical Chippy meal is.

Dem fake fats tho.
Ready-meals are fucking horribly toxic for you.

>>715577870
You realise that Pakistani and Arab immigrants have nothing to do with Britain's relationship with the EU, right? They'll still be here after Brexit (which isn't even going to happen, Thatcher 2.0 dragging her feet).

>>715574169
Peas with......mint?

What are you, fucking savages?

>>715568293
Agreed. Sauerkraut would've been a much better choice!

>>715578194
I realise that, the immigration deals with the EU are specific to them, not international. But if/when brexit goes through, it will breed a more isolationist, nationalistic culture, and in time we will turn on them.

>>715578687
I fucking love german food, Schweinshaxe is the best think ive ever tasted.

>>715564560
applesauce with turkey makes a nice change from cranberry sauce.

>>715571473
Ahh u must be scottish ya cunt. Munchy boxes are the one lad

>>715564631
whooooaaa junior.
you sure you old enough to be here?

>>715578690
Long Johns ftw

>>715578762
No we won't.
Once we've been out of the EU for 4 years, all those fucktards that voted for it will realize nothing changed, they still won't have markets to sell to with all those fishing, farming and other restrictions, we'll run out of resources to fuel our cheap exports and we'll INSTANTLY crash as an economy all at once when that day happens.

The UK can't do SHIT. It's a fucking tiny little shit nation trying to go up against continents.
AIN'T HAPPENIN.
You can't just grow infinity foods and capture infinity fish.
We'll never be able to compete with the EU for the stuff they can produce because it is a COLLECTION of strong economies.
We are one, singular tiny economy who has a GDP fuelled ENTIRELY by a legacy banking system that stays in the UK because it saves setting up offices in the EU.
Once they all leave (some already are in process of it), the UK will go back to pre-war levels of industry.

>b-b-but trade deals with murica and india
GEE great, we'll be able to sell our shit to them and still get barely fuck-all in return because the value of the pound will be worse than large third world countries.
GENIUS.

>>715579362
Hell Yeah! anon good food

>>715579383
It's ok. Trump will Make America Great Again, and we'll all be ok.

>>715562898
Lol. Is that guacamole? Because if it is it sure does look like the kind you would find in Britain.

Just know that you will never be a southern cali fag like me. You'll never taste a real taco, or real horchata or a home made tamale. Your guac is weak, shit looks neon.

1/10

>>715579549
It's mushy peas you fucking idiot.

>>715579549
Fuck, anon. You're embarrassing the rest of us americans. That's not guac, it's peas.

Fuck, man.

>>715579383
you sound like such a butthurt remoaner who wants german sausages stuffed in your mouth. Everything will be fine, despite faggets like you, and hopefully pakis will die or get chased out of town.

>>715579663
Nah bruv it's guac. It's the new thing in London. Dipshit.

>>715579534
I'm sure that will go down swell when the UK government that mostly wanted to ban Trump from the country will catch a plane over to talk.

Would hardly be shocked if they shot it down over the ocean given they'll be fucking nothing we could do to retaliate.
Trident is dead in the water and Dreadnought will go nowhere when the economy shits itself.

>>715579711
I didn't vote because Leave and Remain were both the 2 shit options of the 4 possible options.
Hope you enjoyed your little chance of having some impact. You'll regret it in 10 years when you are still a worthless sack of shit.
I'll be leaving for Iceland when you all burn in poverty.

The only true way to success was to Remain and gather the other countries together in opposition of Brussels+German-ruled EU.
Italy would have been with us.
Spain would be. France would be. Many Eastern ones would have as well.
But David Cameron was a measly little coward of a man who retired after he destroyed the country.

>>715579959
dunno why, but i get the feeling you are secretly wanking over this scenario

>>715580100
Check'd therefore confirmed as truth

>>715577168
Filename jackass.

>>715580100
I AM in a latex skirt masturbating.
You are correct, Mr Dubs-man.

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Poorfag here with no food in his fridge, lurking /b/

Ate chips yesterday and that was it, nothing today

>>715565762
That's some strange looking chi-knee food.

What's that toast looking thing?

And the stuff that loooks like dog shit?

And pretty much what's everything?

>>715580932
Where you at faggot? I'm making slow cooker bbq chicken, got plenty.

>>715573059
>implying mushy "peas" != guacamole
>implying "chips" != fries
>not calling things what they are
fuckin brits

>>715574797
>>715574967


Will the real nigger please stand up

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>>715565404
>knows who his father is
>enjoys time with father
>things white people do

10/10

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>>715581548

>>715575834
I disagree, faggot.

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>>715582326
I know plenty of white people who don't know their fathers, and plenty of white people who do know their fathers who are heroin addicts and live in a trailer.

I also know plenty of black people who do know their fathers, and are closer to them than I am with mine.

>>715576921
And uphill gardeners

>>715563605
>>715576057
>Mushed
I actually laughed out loud

>>715578762
you do know immigration figures were set by Britain. it's the only eu state that could set it's own intake.
brexit will affect how many immigrants Britain accepts not one bit.

>>715579383
you mean like being home two 20% of global finance ablnd investment? looking to expand now eu restrictions on bonuses etc are looking to be lifted.
mcdonalds are moving their European headquarters from Luxembourg to uk.
don't need to grow infinity food when you work with money, like a developed economy does.

>>715562898
Right now you made me very jealous

>>715562898
>made a shitty microwave spag-bol for my tea
>see OP's pic
>wish I'd gone to the chippy

>>715575487
chips with a side of chips?

>>715584121
The UK would need to grow infinity food to make up for the losses in the pound since the VOTE, never mind when we do eventually leave.
That'll be infinity+1! And that is terrible.

>>715582346
I implying that if you were close I'd make you a plate. Been hungry, it sucks.

>>715562898

Chips look soggy as fuck.
Disgustingly huge dollop of tomato sauce.
Your chippy needs to change their oil

2/10

>>715577144
>french fries
just a retarded american way of saying pommes frites