Famous people you fucked people find hard to believe.

>>715558841
Your mom

>>715558841
Adele, pre fat era.

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>>715559004

>>715558841
Your mom

Once fucked Sara Bareilles back in High School. New her family a little bit and did theater with her. Not exactly a major celebrity but I wouldn't be on 4Chan if I was normal enough to fuck a seriously famous bitch.

>>715559074
Was she any good?

>>715558841
>I find that hard to believe

>>715559972
Not really. She was a really prudish Christian at the time and persuading her in the first place wasn't easy. Really stiff and didn't do much.

>>715559004
Yeah, I know people find it so hard to believe, but I had a threesome with them, Miranda Cosgrove of iCarly fame and some 10/10 Theta sorority girl. Best night of my life. They were insatiable bi sluts.

>>715560140
Did she swallow at least?

>>715560237
Greentext it

>>715560237
phi psi faggot?

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fucked her anal

>>715560559
>met 10/10 theta girl at a sorority party
>lots of giggling and alcohol
>saw Miranda, she was a close friend of her
>more drinking
>went to my room, some molly
>had a threesome
>fucked both, changing holes, even assholes
>came on their faces, they shared my cum
>they played with each other while I was taking some rest
>fucked them again
>what a night

>>715560680
How do you know?

>>715560684
Story of it?

>>715560680
>phi psi
mm...

>>715558841
the ghost?

>inb4 the ghost

>>715560684
greentext please

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>>715558841
Lou Albano's niece. Not that anyone hasn't believed me

>>715562433
It was hot or creepy?

>>715560140
How was her bj?

Ciara Renee hawkgirl

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>>715561835
Dan, are you?

Kate Foster, olympic snowboarder.

>>715562620
good fuck?

>>715561835

>Be Miranda Cosgrove
>Be at party
>Football team be at party too
>Things get handsy as they are want to
>Take one of the players away for some alone time
>Come back
>Grab another player
>Come back
>Rest of the team impatient
>Many drinks ingested
>They all go for it
>Too horny to resist
>All the clothes are crumpled in a corner
>Girlfriends are there too but the attention is all on me
>Sucking like there's no tomorrow
>Pussy getting rammed like a jackhammer
>Pretty soon some guy decides to break through the backdoor
>Literally no open holes
>Pretty soon I'm taking shots to the face, down my throat, in the ass
>Pussy practically overflowing
>It goes on all night
>The next morning me and my girls stumble out as the sun rises
>Have to call in sick the next couple of days because everything is sore

Will Russell at one of his big lebowsky conventions, shortly after he purchased guntown mountain and went crazy

>>715563642
femanon or gayss?

>>715562666
the weak should fear the strong

>>715563835
>>715563835
femanon

>>715558841
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces

>>715558841
I didn't fuck her, but Britney Spears gave me a blow job once.

>>715558841
I was studying in University of Montreal. Got a summer job at a hotel, a real nice fancy place. I was a garcon d'étage for 3 top floors because trilingual you know. There was a film festival and some known people were at the hotel. Some clients would ask for crazy things : hookers, strippers, drugs, access to afterhour clubs, expensive liquor, sex parties, etc. We had guys that could help us with anything, wich was really cool. So this room had to be prepared for a celebrity. I was on the end of my shift, in a hurry to go see a movie at Fantasia fest. The room asked for champagne and cigars, so our guy goes and get them back to me. Go up to the room, knocks on door, and it fucking opens on a celebrity I would never guessed. I knew her because she was in a movie I liked. I knew her because she had an horror movie premiere at Fantasia, because she was doing a Q&A after and because she had humongus tits. cont???

>>715564165
Did you spit or swallow? Anal too?

>>715558841
that girl knew that wearing that crop top would make her appear less fat

>>715558841
>ThingsThatHaveNeverHappened.thread

wew

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>>715560237
Sluttiest bitches at campus by far. Can believe it. Are you a rich frat daddy's frat, bro?

>>715564363
of course... it's a cool story. go ahead

Piers Morgan paid me £100 to suck his cock and let him fuck me in the ass when I was 14. Worth it he only lasted about 3minutes in my ass. I'm straight as well and I've never let any man near me again but £100 to me was like being a millionaire fir a day

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>>715564476
She is a dyke, but a very hot chick. Her instagram is awesome.

>>715564380
Neither

>>715559074
>Sara Bareilles

Yikes, were you desperate? How did you get past that nose?

>>715560684
is that Sara Bareilles?

>>715558841
angel olsen, college times

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>>715565111
checked and kek'd

>>715565223
Colleen ballinger

>>715564759
Fuck! What a alpha lesbian.
moar

I fucked many unknown actresses but some few famous too

>>715558841
I fucked Jessica Mauboy in high school. Aus fag celebrity

>>715560140
Bush?

>>715565835
>Jessica Mauboy
lol u fucked a boong

>>715564324
Story? She take her clothes off?

>>715563970
Keka

>>715566070
Boong from Darwin kek

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She's batshit crazy. Mike was right.

Did something 'professional' with her. No more details.

>>715559035
wasn't she always fat??

>>715566194
you photographed her and it led to something? You were a gigolo and she hired you? You were a singer at a spirit cooking ceremony she attended? What?

>>715566191
I would fuck her, I think she's hot

>>715564664
Go home, Jeremy, you're drunk.

>>715565835
>Fucking a boong
And you're fucking proud of it too. At least greentext. Was she a slut in highschool?

I banged that girl from full house that was on meth, we were both wasted, I kept asking her all night if uncle joey was really that funny off camera.

>>715561004
why do these bitches always need drugs

>>715561004
Pics or it didn't happen faggot

and you didn't take a single picture for proof?

you were clearly planning telling everyone you possibly could bout it but didn't bother to even get evidence, and you were in your fucking room. The most convenient of all places.

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Mia rose

I fucked Katee Sackhoff. It was in high school, so she wasn't famous when I fucked her. Though, I did reconnect with her very briefly while she was in town visiting her parents after BSG got big and she started getting fame. We didn't fuck, but we had a pretty heavy makeout session and I had my hand up her skirt fingering her a bit.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>715565700
names?

I fucked Kate Mara and Shailene Woodley..not at the same time of course...oh and i got a blowjob from Eliza Dushku

I fucked Mary Kate Olson pretty early on in life, she was a great starter relationship. Haven't talked to her in a really long time.

>>715567166
>i got a blowjob from Eliza Dushku
details

>>715567166
Please, do elaborate on Eliza Dushku

>>715566885
damn son World of Whorecraft - thats some old shit right there


rogues do it from behind

>>715567166
Greentext those!

>>715567204
more lies

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Avril in high school
she was the tightest I've ever fucked
whimpered while I smashed her

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fucked her before she turned into a cow

>>715558841
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I came into this thread expecting to find maybe 1 person who claims they fucked a celeb so i can laugh at them. Turns out this whole thread is full of bullshitters. That's not fun

>>715567470
>that roast beef

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>>715567470
Which one of those pixels is famous?

>>715567470
but why would you want to do this?

>>715567470
I'll believe that anon fucked any A list celebrity over you fucking her.

>>715565111
trips of fucking truth

>>715567108
Kirsten Dunst, Jillian Rose Reed and Jessica Szohr

>>715565700
Nobody cares. Probably fucked your cousin or some shit.

>>715567556
I only "somehow" believe OP story because icarly girl is a well know whore at her college. But it's funny to read that kind of threads. Anons have hot fantasies.

>>715561004
>>715560237
>>715558841

Lol okay bud.

>>715567166
Bush on kate?

>>715567703
Any wild slut?

>>715567694
she jacked off a transexual and blew him is it really that hard to believe

https://8ch.pl/b/src/1474596245645.webm

>>715567235
it was after a party of a common friend.sadly she doesn't swallow..but she can handle a cock like a pornstar best blowjob i ever got

>>715565290
Damn how was that? I'm a fan so

>>715558841
Never fucked but i met Miranda once she was really nice kek

u jelly fags

>>715568006
Did you came all over her face?

>>715568060
Story? Did you took a pic with her?

>>715566194
more details?

I give anything to soak my sausage in Shannon Woodward.

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>>715558841
oldfag here... about 25 years ago, i fucked Majel Barrett.. she played Nurse Chapel in the original Star Trek series, and later played Lwaxana Troi in The Next Generation.

It was maybe 10 years after TNG was off the air. I went to a sci-fi convention in Boston, and she was one of the featured guests. They were nothing like the overproduced shows these days. Back then, it was signing booths and maybe some oversized posters.

Anyway, it was after the convention ended. She was in the hotel bar, looking a little sloshed. I was fan-struck at first, and I walked over to say hi. She was super friendly, and we just started talking for maybe two hours. I got really buzzed, and she got more hammered, so I wasn't really surprised when she asked me back to her room.

She wasn't very energetic, but she liked to kiss. I ended up cumming in her doggie-style. She was really tired, and I left after she fell asleep.

>>715558841
Had an orgy with lady gaga, gary busey, tim roth, scarlett johansson, and tyler perry... was magical

Was Satan there too?
Did you finger him?

Bruce Vilanch

>>715559035
Lucky sob

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>>715568060
I'm jelly of this guy. He did prime Miranda until he got bored of her.

>>715568070
No...she doesn't like swallow or facials

>>715567883
just a little, she told me that she normally has no bush

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>>715568117
Yea i was really excited i saw her and walked up to her and asked for a picture kek

>>715567889
Kirsten is a little slut

>>715568490
>no swallow
>no facials
No wonder her career is so dead. She doesn't want to play the Hollywood game.
Are you a wannabe actor o something like that, by the way?

>>715568605
Do you asked her about icarly lol

>>715568262
Wow, bet it was a great time.

>>715568618
greentext

>>715562433
So you did the Mario.

>>715567703
how good looking are you

What the hell is this?
http://christmas.riot.promo/?id=lDLM7bC1

>>715568605
Do you touched her butt at least?

trest

>>715568575
How was she in bed? Vocal? Bush on shailene?

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fucked her recently after running into her at whole foods

Had a relationship with a girl in HS, we lost our virginities to eachother.
She ended up being a fairly famous IG star in NY

>>715562433
>Lou Albano's niece
Kami Albano?!?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF5EMwLHhUs

not sex, but I rubbed my hard dick into Victorias ass on a dance floor once. She was wearing really tight jeans and my dick just wedged right up her hot ass. She looked back to me and giggled. I grind her for about 20 seconds before she moved on

>>715568731
no i just work on movie sets and have many friends in hollywood

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>>715569143
>her

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>>715567470
Nice pussy. I'd fuck her repeatedly.

>>715568924
not that good but my uncle is producer maybe that's the reason

>>715561004
Did you participate at her last gangbang at phi psi, fratbro?

>>715568939
Nice

>>715569095
normal, nothing special. No shailene is shaven

>>715567672
Because not a faggot like you.

>>715568173
Niiiice, old man

>>715569755
You mean you'd get the snizz on the reg?

>>715567943
Who in fuck is this? No idea who she is.

>>715567703
must have drunk/stoned

better than any dating site! plenty of horny girls of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB

>>715569761
so he fucks em first

>>715570038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAyml3Fxgo

>>715569838
How was shailene in the sack? Nice pussy?

>>715570274
yeah, maybe but i don't care as long as i can fuck hot girls

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB

>>715570360
http://christmas.riot.promo/?id=bQS2PFNE

>>715565014
What did ou do

>>715570531
entitled rich LA trash

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>>715570444
nice pussy, nice ass, nice mouth...just a great fuck

>>715570360
Ohhhhh. Thanks. I'd still use her as a fuck toy.

>>715569761
Dan Schneider?

better than any dating site! a lot of hot sluts of your city on http://ww.vg/efuB

>>715568173
>>715568173
She was also the voice of the computer. I wish I could say I fucked the enterprises computer!

>>715567446
Tell me more stud. I bet she still thinks about it.... Just fucking you liar

Ricky Martin during the voice

>>715558841
post Miranda nudes then

>>715570929
How dId it happen and how old was she then?

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>>715558841
USC sorority sluts are so fuckin hot.

>>715560237
No.

>>715572113
Hi, Miranda.

>>715571477
i met her on the set of the fault in our stars. so i think she was 22-23. one day we were on the same party, we talked and later she sucked my cock in my car. a few days later i fucked her while a break on the set

>>715568262

Being naked near Gary Busey is one of the more terrifying thoughts I've ever had.

>>715572024
lesbian video orgy when

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>>715568173
proud of you man :D

>>715568173
>She was really tired, and I left after she fell asleep
well she was well into her mid-late 60's back then, so you literally fucked a granny of course she was tired

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>>715559004
>>715558841

John Travolta sucked me off. I was on senior trip 23 years ago and ran into him at a dance club.

>>715574056
living the dream

good thread
bump

Amazing how /b/ is full of people fucking celebrities left and right.

>>715566885
Fuck off Steven.

Sasha Grey
Backpage
Atlanta
$1,500
FUCKING WORTH EVERY FUCKING PENNY!!!!!
All 3 doors and she swallowed then kissed me with my cum.

>>715575660
that's not disgusting at all

>>715575660
I live in the San Fernando valley (Los angeles) and there's always pornstars making themselves available to make some side money. I've never paid to fuck a pornstar, but I've fucked 2, Angela Stone and Sadie Kennedy.

>>715573052
I estimated her to be in her mid-to-late 50's, but she was really plastered.

>>715575996
be careful with herpes, bro. no joke

Gillian Anderson.

After an awards show in Germany. 1997.

Very cute tight pussy. Natural redhead.

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A couple of years ago I was outside a club and a girl there asked if I had a light. We got to talking and had a few drinks. I thought she looked familiar, so I asked her if she was a model, which she thought was funny.

I managed to get her back to my place. She left the next morning and I asked her if she wanted to meet up again, but she said she was traveling a bit and wasn't really looking for anything serious.

Didn't care; had sex. Took a friend texting me if I went home with that girl to realise who it had been.

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>>715558841
Is it true that Cosgrove was bukkaked at a football party?

None of you fucking losers have ever fucked anyone famous.

>>715568908
I lol'd

>>715576285
greentext

>>715576652
>None of you fucking losers have ever fucked anyone.
Fixed

>>715576253
I feel you bro. it's something I've always been paranoid about, so many people in LA have it and don't give a fuck about spreading it.

>>715576352
Suuuuuure

>>715577004
Fuck greentext.

I got invited to the award and the after party by my uncle. He worked forn the publishing house that organizesnthe award. She got it for x files.

At the party (in the hoyel she stayed) I danced with her, had some drink, made her laugh. I was very fit and good looking back the, in my early 20s.

Got a bit drunk. She asked me to be at her room a few minutes after she left the party.

Went to her room, we kissed, heavy foreplay, nice fu cking. She finished me off with a handjob on her belly.

Spent the night, fucked her twice more, left very early in the morning.

Was very nice and sweet, she cuddled with me all night.

Never saw her again, didn't exchange details. I think she was involved with someone back then.

Pretty normal ONS.

better than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of youur city on http://ww.vg/efuB

>>715571715
do tell

>>715577742
great story

>>715571715
I need to hear
>greentext

Jennifer Anniston in the 80s...im a literal oldfag

>>715569143
story, right now

>>715577596

BHAHBHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>>715578784
you've been waiting a long time to use that shit meme haven't you?

>>715571715
are you the reason she broke up with charles trippy?

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>>715579252
jelly much, virginfag?

>>715578684
Did he talk dirty in that lispy accent of his?

>>715577070
>None of you fucking losers will ever fuck anyone
fixed^2

>>715558841
Rob Halford, longtime frontman for Judas Priest.

>>715558841
My buddy claims to have fucked Kate Upton in high school. I know he was friends with her so it's possible.

>>715580052
Heard she is a anal queen.

>>715568173

But you know what? Even though you were just getting a nut and fucking a celeb, that was still kind of you.

>>715568605

> not even hoverhand

Boy you ain't even beta. You're straight up omega.

>>715580404
>omega
>/b/bro
correct

i worked as a security in hollywood so i was on many movie sets, one night while filming Gangster Squad i heard a noise in a trailer so i watched and caught Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling fucking

>>715566448
I knew I would find you eventually

>>715558841
Victoria Justice grinded on me in a club for 45 minutes

>>715580761
That's hot. More stories?

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Didn't fuck her, but made out with her on Paramore's tour bus after they opened for Chiodos/Armor for Sleep. I was only 17 at the time.

>>715580865
greentext

>>715569143
Who even

>>715558841
Julia at red dragon/roppongi. Took 3 visits and about 5k but I got my dream.

>>715580930
only rumors...but a friend who's working as a security too caught Natalie Portman sucking her husbands cock on the set of No Strings Attached

>>715581305
that's not reddit, dude. nobody cares about that shit here

>>715572024
are they all pseudo-shitskins? All the sorority whores where I live are blonde and blue eyed hotties.

ITT virgins making up lies

>>715581323
haha... Nice. Did you or your friends worked at Nickelodeon's set? Always wonder if all the nasty rumors about Dan Schneider are true or just a 4chan meme.

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Lucy Belle

yes, the pornstar Lucy Belle

>>715558841
Dude i find it hard to believe anyone on this site has seen a real life boob much less had sex with a living "thing". Your expectations are waaaaaay too high.

>>715581496
Dont let your ass tense up too much. Shit happens, for some.

>>715572024
Just imagine having a reverse gangbang with them.

MUH DICK

>>715581569
Millions upon millions are here. Your point is funny, but wrong. You're not including ppl like me who come here to laugh at you. And there's a lot of us.

>>715581496
I know it's hard to believe, but not everybody here is a virgin like you.

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Kate Bosworth. She was in Sydney Aus filming Superman Returns, and my friend who's a model was working as a featured extra on the shoot and brought her out clubbing. We had some drinks, got toasty and went back to my friends place where I fucked Kate on the couch. She was the sweatiest and skinniest bitch I ever fucked, and she smelled horrible.

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>>715558841
Pretty cool huh? Who wants nudes?

I had sex with George Soros and a bunch of other guys as part of a religious ritual. Let's just say I bought a house afterward

>>715581894
wtf!!! Story?

>>715581894

Bohemian Grove?

>>715581829
i think ill pass

there's this one picture of a teen blonde girl standing next to a fridge, facing the camera with her back, she's all naked except she's wearing a little longer socks
requesting that picture, Thank you

>>715561066
the preenus when in her but, wat else ?

>>715560684
Riiiiight. Sure you did. I totally believe you.

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>>715558841
me too, me too

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>>715581085
Bullshit. Everyone on 4chan claims to have gotten with Hayle Williams in some way. No you just fucking didn't you stupid neckbeard fuckk off. Fucking compulsive lying fat wanker, your family hate you for being a little fat useless bitch.

>>715564363
>relates story
>not greentext
Come on, man this is /b/ 101

>>715572868
Having sex is like meeting Gary Busey.
You wanna do it, you just don't wanna be alone when you do it.

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Back when she was a common East European street whore

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>>715565346
Damn. Still not as bad as Chelsea Peretti

>>715582676

What about having sex with Gary Busey?

>>715569143
who is she ? some medicore porn star ?

>>715582747

Ew... I don't find her even remotely attractive.

>>715558841
Closer I've ever been to fucking anyone famous was this weather chick from my local news. I don't watch the news so I didn't realize it at first; she was the one who told me.

We dated for two weeks and then got into a fight about my dog; bitch beat the shit out of it with a belt since it pissed on her shoes and the dog fought back and bit her ankle because I'm guessing he thought he was going to die beaten to death.

She was pretty hot, and for a minute there I considered just getting rid of the dog to get her in a good mood; but damn, that's my dog. Bros before hoes and that shit.

>>715558841
She came to my frat party last year, no one banged tho

John Travolta gave me a blowjob

If youtube famous counts, I dated Jenna Marbles in high school. Really good in bed

>>715582947
What happened? Wha she nice?

>>715582887

You made the right choice, anon.
Any bitch who would beat a dog that wasn't actively trying to kill her deserves a little corrective rape and mutilation.

>>715583128
Stories now. Please.

>>715582793
Just make sure your malaria shots are recent and have someone with a tranquilizer gun on stand-by.

>>715558841

>famous

who the fuck is that?

>>715582947
Was she wearing a slutty dress?

>>715583288
go to bed, grandpa

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Kim Deal, back in '94. Amazing sex, first girl who's ass I licked, she was uninhibited and I was pretty obsessed for a while thereafter (though I was just another guy to her).

>>715577596
Disgusting she has teeth already

>>715583201
She was really chill. Most of the girls who came were kind of annoying her, wanting pictures and shit, so her and her friends just chilled in a section with us. I didn't see her drink tho, strangely enough

Madeleine McCann

>>715583293
I guess, but way less slutty then the usual trash that rolls in

>>715582747
So, was that years ago or this past weekend?

>>715582870
Gaaaaaaaay

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Sian Lloyd.
Met her at a fundraiser in Liverpool, this was probably about 3 - 4 months after her and her husband finalised their divorce.
She was really nice and we got along well. We ended up in my room and spent the evening together, fucked after some drinks. Next day she left, she didn't want anything, but seemed a little happier after, although that may just be my ego seeing what I want though.

>>715583458
And your fraternity is...
So, anyone tried to make a move with her? She and her friend were just "there"?

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Both these girls are Puerto Ricans who lived in Mississippi. They were fucking all the local Bubbas; driving the brown Rican guys insane with rage. The one of the right is Mariana Vicente and she has had a few decent acting roles. She have rim and allowed finger in ass, but no anal. She fucked quite a few Bubbas during her time her. All her friends were PR white girls who only fucked the local Redneck guys.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5066866/?ref_=nv_sr_1

>>715583639
Describe her dress, pls

>>715560684
Hi josh

>>715582310
get back to work Hayle, successful artists need you to write bland shit for them

>>715582747
I would rather have a whore as first lady than the fucking gorilla we have now

>>715562666
Checked

>>715582947
>no one banged tho
Gay fraternity? All you lost your opportunity to fuck someone famous. Tha's so hard to believe, for real lol

>>715569503
Justice? bullshit

>>715576352
Greentext. I need every detail. Whats her pussy like even?

>>715583780
Not gonna name the frat, just a top house at USC.
One person did, failed. but we have a system for anyone special, i guess. We werent allowed to hit on specific people, so that way we dont come off as creeps.

>>715584190
Instead you'll get the orange orangutan as president

>>715578504
green text

>>715582747
Hello...

>>715584340
So, you don't roofied her... Wow, fraternities are so cool and nice nowadays.
By the way, the ghost pasta is awesome. Had you hear about it at campus?

>>715580761
How'd Emma look? You see the goods

>>715568173

so she cheated on Roddenberry or was he dead by that time ?

I fucked Amanda Bynes before she went crazy back in 2006/07.

>>715583224
She wasn't as pretty as she is now tbh but she always had a good body. She didn't do much in the way of being freaky in bed but she just really knows what she's doing and how to get you (and her) off.

>>715577742
One of the few I've believed in these threads.
Well done, that's a hell of a pull.

>>715576285
Gillian Anderson is naturally blonde, she dyes her her red, you fucking liar

>>715582298
Look at the fear in her eyes

>>715584627
it's not a frat bro, he is talking all vague and such

>we dont come off as creeps.
that's what girls who come at frat parties expect lol

>>715584627
Ghost pasta? do you go to sc too?

>>715583206
Yeah. She's about the hottest I've ever gotten, but I really liked my dog.

>>715585048
lol, whatever helps you sleep at night

>>715585048
That was at the old times. Now, USC fraternities are really boring and gay. Even cops tell you so.

>>715584699
Fav way to get fucked?

>>715584693
Story?

>>715585206
No, but the Ghost pasta is pretty famous at 4chan. Do you know it? Was the story floating around at campus?

>>715562135
>fucked her anal

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fucked a local news reporter in Louisville, didn't know who she was till saw on tv