ITT: Things you won't hear from blacks

>>715558446
Happy Father's day.

>>715558446
Off to work

>>715558446
"Thank you."

>>715558446
Anything intelligent

No, I am your father.

"Here's your tip"

"How much is a good tip to our waitress?"

Honey, I'm home!

Hey son

My dick is small.

She's having my baby, I will support them

heres the allumony dear

I have a father

"This new rap album is not very good, it sounds just like his previous albums."

>>715558446
Cops are wonderful people for working to serve the community.

I pay my taxes and work hard for a living!

I´m vegan

>>715558446
trump's the best

I'm all caught up on child support!!

ok Lets pay taxes!!

hate fried chicken dear...

I love white people

"Shit I'm late for work!"

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>>715558769

I never spent a day in prison

White people aren't obsessed with us.

>Even though it's true. We are obsessed with blacks

Billy was mean to me....I'm killing everybody.

Hey, let's fuck animals!

I am responsible for my own actions

>>715559427
Underrated

>>715558446
No thanks, I'm not a drinker.

good day officer what can i do for you?

>>715558446
"I believe white people are better than us"

The dukes of hazzard?... what a nice show!

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>>715559427
Kek

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>>715558446
I'm going to buy a new bicycle from the store."

I don't live off welfare

>>715558446
"I use toilet paper."

"I was selling crack officer, you caught me i did du somfin"

"Well my son was a fucking street thug all his life and pointed a gun at the cops so he deserved to get shot"

"Darn it i just got denied for food stamps"

"I think we should name our new son Henry not jamal"

"I have a job"

Damn, my dick is small.

Did you catch the NHL draft last night?!

Turn left, I'm in the first trailer on the right.

My gf fucks dogs.

>>715558446
Check out my new work boots
Finally im not on welfare
Look how cute my son is
I hate watermelon/fried chicken (lets be honest who doesn't love that shit)

I'm incompetent af but I got the job bc Daddy knows the owner.

Look mom ive got my diploma!

Trump! Trump! Trump!

8:30 Time for work

>>715559440
KEK

When is that Dawson's Creek reboot?

>>715558446
i am responsible for my own actions

>>715560445
kek

I'm so glad the Moors taught us how to bathe. Y'all were pungent.

>>715558654
Neil DeGrasse Tyson would like a word with you.

"No, honestly I don't care for fried chicken."

" Oh, no thanks I dont need a swisher"

>>715558446
"shhh, we can't hear the movie"

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>>715558446
I graduated..

>>715560662
Not true, could have a shift that starts at 6.

>>715559427
pmsl

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>>715559427
>Billy
No one in the hood named Billy that's true

i had an friendly conversation with a police officer today

Very exciting

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>Daddy
nope

>>715560445
+1

>>715559271
Who are you quoting

Kenny Chesney is the shit!!

I just bought a new house. It's still being built. I love working!

>>715558446
We need to build a wall

>>715561100
mainly because
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Tia is a nice lady and has every right to express herself
>pic related

hey Jamal did you saw the Family Ties early morning marathon?... it was so neat!!

>>715561179
Kek

>>715561174
Drugs

Me and my buddies fucked my sister/cousin.

I'm an NBA superstar

Hi dad, how was work?

- pardon officer.. i saw them, and they went that way!...

- No, Thank you officer, im just being a good citizen!

This is my family picture

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>>715561331
Leave this thread nigger

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>>715560969
Fake
I mean Ashleigh Madison? Come on

"That's my weed, officer"

>>715561916
it's from the Onion
but black names are fucking insane
Never heard in the ghetto: Joe, Josh, Bill, Karen... time for dinner

>>715560839
Kek

Thanks for the warning officer

Kanye is right

I am sorry for victimizing you

Would you like to see my masters degree?

i don't want to be a rapper. i want to get educated and become a lawyer

We should take a look at our own communities instead of blaming white people for everything

Can't wait till hockey season starts again.

Wanna go to that baseball game?

>>715559271
t. black person

I need to set up my 401k
No I won't buy lotto tickets, Tyrone, there's a better chance of me getting struck by lightening, twice, than winning the lotto.
On some things, like toilet paper, I won't buy the cheap stuff; you get what you pay for.
Let's have a salad for dinner; light vinaigrette on that salad, please, waiter.
I might end a sentence in a preposition from time to time, but at least I know how to use a semicolon properly and correctly spell vinaigrette.