Waifu thread
still here
and
>>715547229
They will never stand up to your words of passion
>>715547124
I only tried the L Argenine, zinc, and kegals. it did noticeably improve. Also drink water like a motherfucker.
>>715547352
Oh i don't know about that, your words are just as passionate.
Is this an actual thread or nah?
Just try and lewd my waifu.
>>715547216
Reminds me of this.
>>715547647
Yeah
>>715547651
*lewds waifu*
>>715547591
well yeah im trying my hardest to match up to you
my waifu >
what do you do if you love all kawaii animu equally
>>715548214
Fuck each one to know who has the golden pussy and then marry them
>>715547908
You're not as far off as you think.
>>715548364
well thats good because the closer the better.
>>715548070
Morning Syndra <3
>>715548542
Of course. Because i want to be as close to you as i can.
>>715548966
awe well im sure that I would love your soft skin touching mine
This place has gotten pretty gay now that there is only two people talking.. I want to join in. How do I do that?
>>715549271
Basically this but I dont want to join in.
I still see no lewds of my waifu.
>>715549369
But I did the *lewds waifu*
>>715549463
But you havent found lewds and posted them here.
>>715549198
I can't think of a better place to be than pressed up against you while held in your arms.
>>715549592
Well thats a nice idea but I have a bit of a different position in mind if you follow
I can't sleep ._.
>>715549812
1. That's adorable.
2. Why not?
>>715549586
I have respect for others peoples waifus so I don't lewd them... unless I am tired and high and I did it by mistake.
>>715549851
cute waifu you got there :o
and it's cold, I just got back hanging with friends at our local burrito shoppe
>>715549957
3. Where do you live, anon?
>>715549774
I believe i do. Tell me more.
>>715547506
In reality she'd be super gross and smelly. The fantasy is good though. 8/10.
Asuka langely soryu on the other hand...
>>715550003
The store was called Arizona Donuts :o
>>715550004
you're cute how goes it?
>>715550055
well its you me and probably no clothing
>>715550222
Hey neighbor. Visit me in Las Vegas. I'll make your time worthwhile. ;)
>>715550222
Am not, and it's... a slow night.
>>715550314
You seem familiar did we used to chat? :o
>>715550356
well it is 4am
>>715550463
G-Gaby, is that you?
>>715550513
You might have me confused with the old konata which means you must be a very old poster :o
>>715549271
Talk to decent anons yourself
>>715550293
I'm liking this idea. What would we be doing?
>>715550565
Who is decent?
>>715550552
Yes, many ages ago. When i was underage ban, i would post funny may mays.
>>715550698
ah that sounds fun, what brings you back, or have you always stuck around?
>>715550463
I suppose.
>>715550786
Let's go on Skype and we can talk about this in detail.
>>715550568
well lots of things but most of it is a bit embarrassing to put into writing in such an open place. It would all revolve around enjoying each other and ourselves in a intimate way
miia is best
>>715550943
do u have discord im too lazy and tired to get up :o
>>715550814
I suppose you're the most adorable person here at the moment
any plans for the weekend?
>>715551014
ur waifu a shit
>>715551066
Yes i do. How do i add you?
>>715551066
I am not.
And... work. That's pretty much it. Although even that seems like too much right now.
>>715551079
>>715551113
coolcatoreo#1927
and i think i remember u :o
if it is who i think u r
>>715551164
Ill say it again. UR WAIFU A SHIT.
>>715551163
too much? what do u do? and i hate working on weekends so i just do m-f
>>715550953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbtMxnd8Rok
That sounds like a lovely time.
>>715551014
This is correct.
>>715551079
Your opinion a shit.
>>715551333
well im sure you would have your own ideas. you seem a little bit more learned in it than myself
>>715551333
Burnt bitch.
>>715551278
I always work weekends. I don't do much, since there's not really much to do. But all I wanna do is go to sleep for a few days or something.
>>715551564
will you be able to do so for the holidays? .-.
>>715551527
I would ask that you please be more polite to my Hanako
>>715551701
Nope. I worked Thanksgiving, I work Christmas, and I work New Years.
>Just remembered that everyone employed by the building got Christmas gifts
>Or a Christmas bonus
>Except me
>Because night guard
>>715551811
That doesn't seem like a nice job .-.
and how is someone so lovely and delicate a guard? :o
>>715550658
I have no good answer to that. Just talk to people and find out if you like them.
>>715551490
Well i might have a few. i'm sure we can both teach each other a few things~.
>>715551527
> Says the basic skinny bitch with teeny little grape sized ovaries to match your ambitions.
>>715551722
<3
>>715551974
That is a good answer. You got good answers. And I like most people here anyway, I was mostly joking, just busy doing something else that is why I don't want to engage in conversation right now tbh.
>>715552064
adorable pic .-.
>>715551988
Im fine with learning from nothing to being able to pleasure you fully
>>715552128
All pics of Flan are adorable.
>>715551895
It's not. It's far easier than the last two, but being alone for such long periods of time really makes you feel alienated. Add in that stuff, and it just kinda cements it.
And please, I'm not lovely or delicate... well, not too delicate anyways.
>>715552164
Oh i doubt you would start from nothing, i'm sure you would do great at first. But you're right, it may take a little time for us to learn to be able to pleasure each other to the fullest. And i will enjoy every step~.
>>715552576
Im sure it would be a bit awkward at first but after a bit it will feel natural and im sure Id learn everything that really turns you on
>>715552282
Source?
>>715552935
A little, but it wouldn't take long for it to feel completely natural. Of course, i would let you know everything about me, inside and out~. And i hope to learn just as much about you.
>>715553376
It would be a journey of self discovery for me and im sure I would love every second of that
>>715553376
Shit. I remember that game. It messed me up inside.
Cirno claimed
>>715553522
As would i. Sorry Tomoko, but i have to go to sleep now. We'll talk more tomorrow, ok?
>>715553548
It gave all of our hearts a good beating.
All I want for christmas is...
..DUBS!
>>715553915
>>715553945
See? Dubs
>>715553886
I understand completely Hanako. I will eagerly await the next time I can dream with you
>>715553990
For real this time
Dubs
>>715554011
Check em, bakas@
Dubs!
>>715554011
5 times, you're losing your touch 9ball.
>>715554073
>>71554099
Come on...
Dubs?
>>715553993
Goodnight Tomoko my love.
>>715554109
Well, at least it was a 9...
Dubs?
Crispy thread, extra medium.
>>715554077
>Get 7 dubs
I'm okay with this.
Trips incoming
Bouce
>>715554208
TRIPS!
>>715554224
This feels like..
>>715554238
Failure.
>>715554262
>>715554245
You're the freaking baka!
Catch my dubs, you baka!
>>715554281
I meant these ones..
Buying friend, 25m osrs gp.
>>715554281
I would if you had any.
Dubs
>>715554326
Catch this 9 roll?
>>715554339
But I do!
>>715554367
S-see?!
>>715554378
...
>>715554393
D-dubs.. please.
>>715554344
nice
>>715554419
>>715554444
STRONGEST QUADS!
>>715554444
Nice.
>>715554448
>>715554444
How could you?
>>715554444
>>715554444
>>715554448
>>715554481
I fucking kek'd. Good job Parpi.
>>715554339
Why must you toture me so
One pair of dubs!
Let's go!
>>715554521
Because I have absolutely nothing better to do.
No more failure!
>>715554612
>>715554578
WHYYYY
I have a 1/10 chance to get a 6
One last roll...
>>715554656
I have a 1/10 chance to get a 9
Check it.
>>715554698
I can't do anything right
One pair of dubs and I'll leave.
>>715554728
You can be silly correctly.
..
GET!
Such bad luck
How long has it been since I've gotten a pair of dubs?
20 posts?
Kill me now
>>715554820
I don't like the idea of killing someone over numbers.
Over 30 posts.. oh no
>>715554888
Well done.
>>715554888
CHECK EM BAKAS!
OKAY, BYE NOW!!!
>>715554888
Winner.
and now the thread dies
Inb4 baka 9ball misses the BIG get
>>715555199
I hope it's just a dot.
>>715555236
Who knows, probably will be.
>Rolling for Karen loods just to be safe
カラミチーマス
doot
shit i missed
Anyone still alive?
>>715556080
Im dead tbh
>>715556080
Maybe.
>Suika
Why would anyone want the hamster-pig girl? She's basically everything one could despise in a female.
>TFW nightmare again
Fug
>>715557624
Explain please, I like reading your fucking weird nightmares.
>>715557624
If it makes you feel better, I had a dream about a girl I had a crush on back in junior high. She had a dick and was eating people with it.
I'm only really in to vanilla porn, so this was not enjoyable and really unsettling. Also we were on a spaceship. I guess that's what Ambien and No Man's Sky does.
>>715557917
>dreaming about cock vore
I bet you didn't even pop a stiffy, weirdo.
>>715557744
This one isn't very weird but OK
>Biking around, pick up some Chinese food (I hate Chinese food) because I get hungry
>Group to the store and start walking in
>One of the employees standing outside asks if I got a mint
>I tell him no, I don't like mint
>He says "Yeah that's why you need one bitch"
>I decide to let that go, he's just some kid and he's probably getting fired for that
>I go in and go to get my stuff (Some of those Mio water flavor stuff, they're good af)
>All of the holiday decorations are up
>Not just Christmas
>Halloween, Valentines Day, Thanksgiving, etc.
>I ignore this and buy my stuff
>Leave the store, he starts following me
>I turn around and tell him to stop
>He keeps coming closer
>I pull out my knife
>He says "What you going to do with that, stab me?" and pushes me into a wall and gets really close
>I stab him
>He starts hitting me
>I keep stabbing him
>He falls over
>I yell for someone to call an ambulance, my phone is dead
>Everybody is just ignoring me
>He's just laying threre coughing up blood and screaming
And then I woke up and almost threw up.
>>715557917
That's pretty weird, and probably says something about your subconscious
>>715558379
Harsh. This is the shit that you should bring up with a psychologist.
I'm extremely depressed and have considered suicide at least 20 times this week.
>>715558542
Maybe, but no.
>>715558642
That's not good
>>715558905
Yeah, I wasn't suggesting it, shit's expensive and results vary, but what I meant was that is quite fucked up.
Claimed
>>715558642
Please, don't joke about such matters. Suicide isn't funny. I should know. I've attempted suicide many times, and failed. I have been on suicide watch, 3 times this year. So childish...
>>715558542
Seems like a normal dream too me. Though I'm usually the one being killed
>>715558379
Has my bullying affected you that much?
>>715559306
I've killed myself successfully twice now, don't assume you know my pain you attention whore!
>>715559306
kys
>>715559306
why cant you fucking do it right faggot
>>715559251
Is it really that bad? I know it isn't good, but it can't be that bad
>>715559306
That's also not good
>>715559491
No I've had nightmares like this my whole life
>>715559519
>>715559533
>>715559555
>biting the bait
>>715559671
In my eyes, that's not bad at all. I've had... way... way darker and worse ones.
>>715559718
JUST BECAUSE I'M A QUADRUPLEGIC (self diagnosed btw) DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN FUCK ME LIKE A SACK OF MOIST MELONS.
>>715559762
This is on the upper end for dark for me, definitely not one of the weirder ones though.
>>715559986
I've had a realistic one were I watched and heard my friends being chopped up, piece by piece, while they watched their severed limbs be shoved into a meat grinder. Then when most of their limbs were ground, they watched as the meat was cooked in the oven, and served to me.
That nightmare still fucks with me sometime due to how realistic it was in both sight and sound.
>This was a rather simplified one of it. It had way more detail.