Go on omegle, type pewdiepie and tumblr or some other edgy shit

Bump for curiosity

We need more garys

>>715544746
Gary?

Yeah?

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Well that was shit

Guys, I found bruce

This faggot it relentless

>>715544746
who is @tinasealer and why is every other chat I get her promoting her twitter

Fuck bruce, i won this round

Bruce:1 Gary:1

http://logs.omegle.com/9fce3fcfe65c850f

>>715546118
shes become another of us for some reason. probably because she was in a screen cap that was posted on the last thread.

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When does this become interesting. 25 convos and counting of this shit

>>715546368
Kek

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>>715546368
>mfw

I fucking love you people

http://logs.omegle.com/413e6742412c08f0

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Kek

>>715546625
i cant read the logs but i think i know what it says

>>715544746
heyy could u maybe rate my pics out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer

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>>715546368
Oh god my sides
>pic fucking related

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I love talking to people just as autistic as me

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>>715547203
Here. Have a Hamburger-chan for your autistic get.

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postan

1/2

(1/2)
You both like pewdiepie.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: nothin muvh you
You: much**
Stranger: same, are you looking for pewdiepie? lol
You: yeah :) he's my fave
Stranger: really? why?
You: where are you on the autism spectrum?
Stranger: i dont know?
You: oh.
You: i'm about a 7
Stranger: why is that?
You: i thought only autistic people likes pewdiepie :(
Stranger: them most people are autistic, because he have more subscribers than anyone else
Stranger: then*
Stranger: he has*
You: oh
You: why are you on this tag then :(
Stranger: random, i didnt know what other tags to put in
You: oh
Stranger: where are you from?
You: are you sure you're not autistic?
You: that sounds like something an autistic would say
You: its okay if you are
You: see i am my self a 7 on the spectrum
Stranger: why are you trying to troll me?
You: i'm not
You: i just wanted to know
Stranger: you are obviously not autistic
Stranger: you are talking to me right now
You: autism is a complex disease. I can talk on the internet and seem completely normal, but in real life i am quite awkward :)
You: i am a 7 on the spectrum as i said
Stranger: maybe you dont find people in real life to be intersting
You: no, i mostly find them annoying and not on my intelligence level
Stranger: lol
You: i have an IQ of 140
You: due to my autism it is quite high
You: i am a 7 on the spectrum
Stranger: IQ was devised by those people you resent

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I'd such high hopes

(2/2)
You: that may be true to a degree, but it still used as a standard to determine the level intelligence of a person. it is a learned social standard unfortunately.
You: hopefully they will develop something that takes into account people on the autism spectrum
You: and people who i call normies :) like you of course
Stranger: i dont think that people who have autism are smarter somehow
Stranger: normies?
You: yes they are. they posess an intelligence that trancends social boundaries
You: what is your name? :)
Stranger: paul
You: my name is garytrude :)
You: nice to meet you paul
Stranger: i think you're wrong, anyway
Stranger: you didnt prove it, its just words
You: well, if you weren't lower on the autism spectrum, you would understand :)
Stranger: but i have met a lot of people like you, who think they're smart because they only talk to themselves or say nonsense on the internet
You: only those with advanced autism know the value of such things
You: including the value of pewdiepie :)
Stranger: and only those without autism know that it's all bullshit
You: he is a god to us autists
Stranger: lol
You: maybe if you got vaccinated you would understand?
You: have you been vaccinated?
You: most americans have not because they are scared of autism
Stranger: vaccinated against what?
You: against anything. like polio or tetanus
Stranger: what does that have to do with autism?
You: vaccines cause autism silly pants
You: you are truly a lesser being
Stranger: where does it say that?
Stranger: show me a research paper
You: it says that everywhere :)
You: have you not read a single article on the matter?
Stranger: no, because those articles dont exist
>i couldn't handle this shit anymore
You: okay im sorry i cant keep this up lmfao my bad dude

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>>715547536
2/2

You both like minecraft.

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: good urslef?

You: my name is garytrude :)

You: whats is yours>

Stranger: has anyone told u, u look like black widow?

Stranger: im Jason nice to meet ya XD

You: my uncle told me that before he molested me :(

>garytrude strikes again :^)

I'm only meeting autists is Omegle dead these days

You: hi :(

Stranger: m 15 uk

Stranger: hi

You: m 55 uk

Stranger: lol i see u a girl

You: i have a 12 inch peen :^)

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Too much?

Bruce has already won Gary. No use trying again. Getting yer arse wrecked won't help you any.

GARRURUYRYRYRYRYRYRY
>other anon knows what i'm talking about

>>715544746
all i get is northing but fucking 19 year old females from all ove rthe country to want me to kik them wtf

>>715548339
set interests then

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
You: Hi, I'm Gary!
Stranger has disconnected.

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>tfw my name is actually gary

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>>715547832
3/2

fuck it

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Bruce will destroy this thread just as he destroyed the other Gary thread.

>>715548316
i'm the motherfucking gary you nigger

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>tfw im too horny and into rp to do this without autism

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c32f86b3bebb8384

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I have like 10 or more lmao
7am tho

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>>715548677
mb http://logs.omegle.com/c32f86b3bebb8384

guys someone told me to kill myself what should i do?

>>715549037
so....you still gonna fuck me right?

>>715549042
that was probably me

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this one's from like 3 hours ago dunno if i posted it on the other thread

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>>715549042

>>715548990
You lost Brucy

>>715549070
right now I'm going to sleep because it's fucking 7:33am. Tomorrow afternoon i'll fuck u don't worry

>>715549160
I won ya bitch. Bruce: 2 Gary: 1

>>715549241
i beat down a bruce as dan the man

so its Bruce:2 Gary:1 Dan the man: 1

>>715549160
That was me! kek
Totes beat bruce

want to thank the anon who just fought me over who bruce was. Many keks were had

>>715549613
that was me

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wtf

>>715549928
Oh fuck man, good to see you again, what's up?

Bruce has bested the Garys.

bruce is the equivalent of an oatmeal raisen cookie in a bowl of chocolate chip. Some people like him but hes a fucking disappointment.

This thread is autistic as shit and none of these are remotely funny or entertaining.

>>715550510
Gary is the equivalent of sticking your hand into a jar of rusty barbed wire and salt. Nobody likes him.

>>715550560
some anon just reminded me of Dan. Dan was the fucking man

>>715550697
In his white van?

>>715550697
Bruce is the man now. Bruce the Almighty.

>>715550732
no, Dan, in the white van from 4chan

>>715550732
no one cares about bruce

I ran into one when i was bored of gary and tried to have a decent convorsation but he was just as faggoty as gary was. Plus he was constantly accusing me of being a gary. Granted this is not the same bruce as >>715550084
So congrats bruce. You are just as faggoty as gary is.

>>715550791
Dan is just an old and dried up meme. Bruce transcends memes entirely.

>>715550903
hes become... A faggot!

>>715550947
Yes indeed Dan is quite the faggot now.

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well that went well

>>715551146
lol

>>715551146
>>715550903
>>715550862
>>715550791
>>715550725
>>715550697
>>715550560
>>715550510
>>715550426
>>715550084


This might as well be a trips thread

>>715551217
Newfag detected!

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Some kekkeroni with my macaroni please.

>>715551252
What's a new fag? That's not nice

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Pewdiepie.
You: hi im gary
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: U again
Stranger has disconnected.

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fucking fgt

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i like 4chan

>>715551973
kek

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hi im gary
> Stranger has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Feminism.
You: hey mate whats crackin?
Stranger: Nothing
You: you know bruce?
Stranger: No
You: ahhhhhh
You: i was supposed to meet up with him and gary later today
You: damn
You: whats you address?
Stranger: Pervert
You: ahhhhh
You: nudes?
Stranger: No fuck off
You: yep well nice talkin to ya gary
Stranger: Im not garry
You: haha
You: classic of ya mate
Stranger: Fuck off loser
You: hey hey now
You: your not being very all star with me
Stranger: Im not gary!!
You: you gotta pick some laddies up some other way
You: get you game on
Stranger: Im a lady!

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the big fucking fag part 1:

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>>715552390
the big fucking fag part 2:

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>>715552417
the big fucking fag part 3:

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: name?
You: Melissa you?
Stranger: Cooper
Stranger: Bi 19
Stranger: From london
You: hey cooper
You: i lied
You: my names gary
You have disconnected.

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>>715552753

>>715552441
lmao that shit was so funny haha so famous

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like goth, and emo.
You: Hi, I'm Garry
Stranger: M
Stranger: hi Garry
You: Hello
Stranger: How's agoing
You: Im going to kill myself tomorrow
You: My wife left me
You: My son commit suicide today
You: Im just going to end it
You: What about you
Stranger: Why end it?
You: Because why live?
You: Everything has gone wrong
You: Im only 6
You: Hi, I'm Garry
You: Sorry the drugs are kicking in
You: Should end soonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You: I can'
You: t
You: feel mylegs
You: my hre
You: hurts
You: help
You: i made a mistakkkkkke
You: pleeas
You: heklp merw
You: are you there
Stranger: Contact your authorities
You: nobody loves me
Stranger: Are you in the USA?
You: pleaasdwe help
You: it hurts
You: so badly
You: I cant see
Stranger has disconnected.

>>715553117
looky here ass cuunts gary is shit hoever came up wid that idea is gay and DAN is much better pls enjoy

(post 22.8 min later) thread is dead m80's

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Have you seen gary?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: He is so hot
You: fuck I cummmedddddd
Stranger: wat
You: Mmmmmmmmmmmmuhhhhh
You: Slap me
Stranger: ok
You: Hard
Stranger: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE
You: Babe pls
You: It's simple
Stranger: OK fine
Stranger: there
You: I have to tell you something
Stranger: go on
You: My name is Gary.
Stranger: ok
You: :)

always love these threads

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Fucking tina

>>715554170
That bitch is so annoying

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the old ones never die do they?

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>>715551217
>Being this new
kek

I actualy had a meaningfull convo with the guy i garied

Hi my name is Tina would you give me a rating /10 my twitter is @tinasealer

>>715547203
This is just like two Meatwads talking.

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1/however the fuck many

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2/however many

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the last one/i can't count

http://logs.omegle.com/0876fb63b6d83e82
I pretended that I was a les.
Pretty sure the other stranger was a dude as well because the ass ran away.
Had high hopes for those pics too.
At least I got a jerk out of it.

>>715554899
No look look

Everyone is getting dubs even you have a triple 5

>>715556517
I was one 5 away from pentagon dubs

http://logs.omegle.com/fe0747efa969aa73

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>>715556517

http://l.omegle.com/e526d3d4d4089f2a.png

>>715556774
Quints is the word newfag.

>>715557319
I was the first Gary to make contact with Caleb :')

>>715557711
I was second.

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i found someone

>mfw my name is Gary
>I want to have actual convo on omegle
>I have to make up fake name to talk to people
>feelsbad.jpg

>>715556774
>pentagon dubs

bumb

http://logs.omegle.com/dcb0484dbd2e9708

>>715558222
Look at those triangle dubs!

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>>715544746
I love fucking with tumblrfags

Every single person I'm spoken to so far is a bot. Why?

These threads are full blown retarded and yet somehow I can't resist

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like LGBT.
You: Hey, I'm gary
Stranger: Hello I'm Marta
You: Hey Marta
You: is it true
You: You're actually gary?
Stranger: What?
You: I said
Stranger: Gary?
You: Yes, Gary.
Stranger: I'm gary?
Stranger: What?
You: Yes
You: You are Gary
Stranger: No
Stranger: Where is conversation going?
You: I don't know Gary
You: Where is this going?
Stranger: You high
Stranger has disconnected.
Gary: 1
Marta: 0

>>715560929
Marta is a fat slut

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
Stranger: 19 m
You: Hey.
You: 48 M
You: Got kik?
Stranger has disconnected.

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It was okay I guess

>>715561180
Kekd

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Am I being meme'd?

>>715561302
You're a gook

the omegle home page has a picture of gary Johnson. couldnt be more perfect

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What the fuck?

>>715561337
How'd you know?

>>715561302
tina has been here for like 2 threads ignore her and keep raping Bruce nigger

>>715546876
Fantastic use of kerbal space program.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like lgbt.
You: Jews
Stranger: lel
You: lel xD xD
You: so funiii
Stranger: edgy af
You: u must be a meme master
You: do you know all those wild and dank may mays
Stranger: the dankest of meme masters
You: Oh shit
You: here come dat boi
You: xD
xD
You: xD xD xD
Stranger: old af meme fam
You: xD xD is peanut butter jelly time
You: xD xD xD
You: so funniiii
Stranger: kys bruh
You: wow
You: too ruude
You: );

>>715561474
You're a waste of space.

use undertale or homestuck tags
its pure gold

>>715548487
DOUBLE MEMED BITCH. YOU JUST GOT SERVED

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>>715544746
bruh

I just got a video chat with three kids from Denmark who told me to fuck off.

How rude.

>>715548487
Kek

>>715544746
You both like tumblr.
You: Hey
Stranger: o hallo
You: what's your name
You: they call me Gary
Stranger: ah it's anne, yours?
Stranger: hai there Gary, what cha doing
You: looking up feminism pics and hating my dad :/
Stranger: oh lol I hef some memes about those
Stranger: and why hate your dad tho
You: No way, you like feminism memes too!?
You: omg let's get married that would make my dad so mad lul XD I'm Gary
Stranger: ah i love gender shit and fat acceptance memes as well
Stranger: i like memes in general heheh
Stranger: ayy that escalated quickly
Stranger: b-but i only have 3$
You: I'm rich don't worry baby you're with Gary now
Stranger: oky doky am secure nao
Stranger: sooooo when i can i get the free secks
Stranger: jk
You: did you just assume my preference?

>>715561812
fuck

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This has been done before with "Dan", here are some old ones i did.

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>>715562643
actually only did i twice so here

>>715562643
I just saw you dan. Hope your dad's okay

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>>715562856

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tina i swear

>>715563068
keep getting this bitch too

>>715563068
God I hate tina

anyone member Judge? i need to see caps

>>715561952
fucking amazing

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I swear..

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>>715544746

https://youtu.be/d-crQVV5bXs

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>>715563251

>>715544746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWsnkcWVYsQ

/b/ needs to do things like this more often like old times

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...

>>715563621
Kek I love how everyone keeps bumping into each other

You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: pretty dandy
Stranger: same
Stranger: do you like feminism
You: why else would i be here
Stranger: can a boy be a feminist
You: sure
Stranger: so then I'm a feminist
You: sure if you believe
Stranger: tbh i have never experienced sexism
You: hey as a male feminist i need to ask yo a bit of a favor
Stranger: ok
You: hey would youu maybe give me a rating out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer

tfw ive taken it to new levels

>>715544746
Keep this thread alive

http://logs.omegle.com/1578d49b3351037c

>>715564126
Hahaha tinaaaaaa

>>715544746
>hey would youu maybe give me a rating out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer
op some guy told me to tell you your a fag

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Pretty nice guy. Good luck out there, Damien.

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heh

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Guy got pretty scared

>>715565371
kek

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started talking to this bitch on LGBTQ, about her feminist views. Here is her tumblr.

>>715565709
RAIDTIME

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Happy you are not Tina

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like pewdiepie.
You: Greetings, stranger
Stranger: Hi
You: Whats up
Stranger: My name Jeff
You: My name is Gary
Stranger: Jeff play twister
Stranger: Garry like gay
You: Yeah
You: very much gay
You: Me likey gay
Stranger: Garry elton john anus
Stranger: Gary
Stranger: My name Jeff
You: Jeff, do you have chromosomes that you dont need and willing to share?
You: Not like i need any
Stranger: Gary like sleeve wizard
You: Just asking
Stranger: Jeff like turtles
You: I like my dog
You: Its veri smart
You: It cant bork or woof
You: Its a veri sick dog
You: But it can snip and snap

>>715566384
Stranger: My name Jeff
You: Hi jeff
Stranger: Hi
You: My name is Gary
You: Are you gay, Gary?
Stranger: Gary gay
Stranger: My
Stranger: Jeff no homo
You: Do you know what is 5 chan?
You: People are talking abou t it
You: Mom told me that enternet people are bad
Stranger: Internet for porn
You: But they being mean not because they are bad people but because they are lonely
You: And i must not be angry at them
Stranger: Jeff alone forever
Stranger: Jeff cry
You: Gary understeand
You: But at least you not live in the shak
You: like Gary does
You: I miss my mommy
Stranger: Jeff lives cave
You: My step dad is not a nice person
You: he drinks alot
Stranger: Garry is homo
Stranger: Jeff has pet lama
You: Im not homo
Stranger: Moo
You: Gary is not a homo if it was rape
You: Where are you from jeff?
Stranger: Butsex homo
Stranger: Gary homo
Stranger: Jeff from siberia
You: Gary is from chelyabinks
You: Its a very dark place with lots of smoke
You: Sometimes it makes me cough blood
Stranger: My name Jeff
You: Hi jeff
You: My name is Gray
You: Gare
You: y
Stranger: My name Jeff
Stranger: Jeff likes cake
You: i like to cook
You: but my mom not allows me to
Stranger: Garry has aids
Stranger: Gary mum not like aids food
You: Are you africa?
Stranger: I Jeff
You: hi jeff

>>715566455
You: Are you africa?
Stranger: I Jeff
You: hi jeff
You: Im africa
Stranger: Africa smell poop
You: You smell poop
You: Gary smell africa
Stranger: Jeff sell roses
You: you siberia
You: indie post rock bear poop
Stranger: Jeff smell roses
You: thank you
You: can you be my friend?
Stranger: Grr
You: jeeff?
Stranger: Jeff no friends
You: Gary can be yuor friend
Stranger: Garry homk
Stranger: Homo
Stranger: Jeff no homo
Stranger: Jeff tired

>>715566565
You: friend is no homo
You: friend is good
You: Jeff
You: you are homo arent you?
You: You care too much for homo
Stranger: Jeff no homo
Stranger: Jeff forever alone
Stranger: Jeff likes alone
You: Jeff can get a waifu
Stranger: Waifu homk
Stranger: Homo
Stranger: Jeff type hard
You: jeff big finger?
You: Gary is 32
You: Jeff is siberia cold?
Stranger: Jeff big hands
You: many bear?
Stranger: Grr
Stranger: Brr
You: JEFF IS BER?!
You: can jef speak slav?
Stranger: Jeff not ber
You: rush b blet

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>>715566588
Stranger: Jeff speak eskimo
Stranger: Click tock clack pop
You: So youre an ice monkey autist in a deer hide house that has an enternet conection?
You: Sorry, i could not hold any longer
Stranger: Jeff live cave
You: I have to tell you that is some high quality enternet retardation you have!
You: Nice memes
You: Keep them dank
Stranger: :(
You: And do homo
Stranger: My name Jeff
You: Dont live alone
You: bye
Stranger: No bye
Stranger: My name Jeff
You have disconnected.

And thats how i meet your mom, kids.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like LGBT.
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: What's up
You: not much
You: im /b/ what are you?
Stranger: L
You: lol both girls then
Stranger: Nah I'm a dude but also a lesbian lol
You: k.
Stranger: I'm kidding lol
You: wait is that tina?
Stranger: Nope not Tina.
You: welp can you help me out anyway gary?
Stranger: Gary?
You: yeah
You: doesnt matter
Stranger: I ain't Gary lol
You: can you help me out anyway?
Stranger: What do you need?
You: itll be very quick
You: i just need you to check something
You: its been on my mind for a while
You: and i cant get a straight answer from anyone
You: they all just ignore me
Stranger: Ok
You: sweet
You: only be 2 seconds
You: hey would youu maybe give me a rating out of 10? my twitter is @TinaSealer
Stranger: Fuck off man
Stranger has disconnected.

>>715564725
>>715566384
>>715566870
Woah nice quads

I think we've taken over. I only see Gary's and Tina's each time I connect to a stranger.

>>715567425
fuck tina annoying bitch

>>715544746
I said "gary?" and some niggerfucker said "my name jeff" and then I clicked outta omegle to get away from that cancer.

>>715567755
My name Jeff

>>715547203
Fucking hate tina.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Good evening
Stranger: how are you?
You: Im fine, thank you
You: And how are you?
Stranger: im fine too thanks
You: Im having a holiday ,mean of frozen strawberries and tangerines
You: Feels good
Stranger: ou yeahh
You: holiday meal*
Stranger: sounds like nice
You: Yeah
Stranger: m or f?
You: I growed these strawberries myself and that just real taste of summer
You: f 32
Stranger: wow you growed him
Stranger: its very good
Stranger: for your health
You: Im planning on putting on holiday decorations
Stranger: sounds good
Stranger: what do you search here? :)
You: Dunno just a chit chat
Stranger: aha yess
Stranger: are you in relationship?
You: Yeah i have a gf
Stranger: gf
Stranger: lesbian
Stranger: ?
You: Yeah kinda
Stranger: why you lesbian
Stranger: what things
Stranger: you dont like in mans?
You: eeh
You: i like puss
You: y
Stranger: aha i understand you
You: :DD
You: How old are you?
Stranger: i like to lick pussy more than sex
Stranger: ima 20
Stranger: years old
You: where are you from?
You: Youre not a native english speaker, arent you?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: im from bulgaria
You: Do you like sport?
Stranger: yeah i do fitness everyday
Stranger: do you train something?

>>715568102 thats some new level of retardation guys
You: im doing boating and mma
Stranger: ouu nice
Stranger: i like it
You: Do you lift? Or only cardio?
Stranger: only lift
Stranger: sometimes cardio
You: How much do you bench press?
Stranger: you ask me about my record on bench press?
You: My working weight is 80
You: No, working weight
You: My record is 100 for one push but i dont do that
You: I dont want to be too muskular you know)
Stranger: i work with 100 kg
Stranger: 12 times
Stranger: i lift it
Stranger: you are so fit
You: Such a strong guy
Stranger: i like it
Stranger: i wish you have nice ass
Stranger: if you train so much
You: Yeah i have a nice ass
You: Want picture of it?
You: I deadlift 120 kg
Stranger: sure why not
You: Btw what is your name?
Stranger: Nicolas
Stranger: do you have big tits (sorry for asking) :)
You: eeh
Stranger: cuz you do bench press
You: not really big
Stranger: thats why i asked you
You: kinda small actualy
You: b cups
Stranger: okey
You: Do you have a fb?
Stranger: my ex has really big tits,when i fuck him her tits just bouncing
Stranger: mm actually yes
You: Yeah i like big tits too
Stranger: give me your faceboock
You: you first
Stranger: why?
You: like what if youre an internet troll and gonna make fun of me
You: with that dialoge
You: you know
You: >///<
Stranger: i tell you my first name
Stranger: i hav 2 names
You: im not very good with enternet

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>>715568206
Stranger: my faceboock name is Sinan Badjakli
Stranger: you can found me
You: okay
You: you know
You: if i tell you my name
You: promise me not to laugh, okay?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: give me your profile :)
You: My name is Gary
You: Garry Garryson
Stranger: just one second
You: And i have fan belly and a long dick
You: If thats not a problem
Stranger: ou no
Stranger: dont worry
Stranger: i have expirience
Stranger: with long cock :)
Stranger: and its my not real profile :)
Stranger has disconnected.
>not real profile
Spooked that silly fucker for good

>>715567813
Stop

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>>715568306

>>715568356
My name Jeff

You both like Feminism
You: hey
You: watsup?
Stranger: nothing much
You: Do you like womens rights?
>Stranger has disconnected

I just broke this anon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: Do you like womens rights?
You: Good evening
You: Yes i do!
You: Do you?!
Stranger: Evening to you as well
Stranger: Yeah of course
You: Im like, think men have too many right yeah?
You: Like
You: I want to be drafted too
Stranger: Yeah I hate the patriarchy
You: You know?
You: Its so sexist!
Stranger: Who doesn't?
Stranger: Sigh ikr
Stranger: Alright I'll ttyl
Stranger: Fuck womens rights
You: Like, you know
Stranger has disconnected.

>>715568464
fucksake

>>715568691
that was me

>>715568747
My name Jeff

You guys are too dumb.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like feminism.
Stranger: hi, i'm gary.
You: Howdy sis!
You: Hello gary!
You: How are you?
Stranger: I am autistic, hbu?
You: Sorry if i misgender you
Stranger: There are only two genders.
You: what does hbu means?
Stranger has disconnected.

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>>715568782
B/tards are evetywhere

>>715568851
kek

Right now i'm using these interests: Tumblr, Feminism, Autism, pewdiepie
Did I miss many I should add?

I got banned on omegle wtf?

99 percent of the post in this thread are mine, wtf are you retarded?

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well damn

Lol i was boris yday jk i was gary also

>>715569544
Was wondering where the guy who replied thats slav as fuck is lol

>>715569407
same wtf

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What did I do wrong? That's mean af.

>>715569623
Should not spam that much faggot

>>715568306
haha kekeked

Ya all are fucking autistic

>>715570273
>>>/g/et-the-fuck-out

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I think we pissed someone off.

>>715544746
http://www.pornhub.com/playlist/29098831 send them this

>>715551217
Hi newfriend! Trips are only trips if they are at the very end of the number. Thank you for listening, and have a nice day!

>>715544746
http://christmas.riot.promo/?id=bQS2PFNE

>>715544746
There are still real humans on Omegle?? Last time I was there it was just shitty spambots one after another.. not fun at all.

>>715564725
kek

>>715569218
haha kekking

I'm banned for saying "Hi I'm Gary. Do you like horse cunt?" too many times.

>>715572014
>You from /mlp too?

>>715572172
No, I just like horse cunt.

>>715572203
Cartoon or real?

>>715569407
>>715569623
Use rabb.it, it's a firefox emulator thing that bypasses IP bans.

Better rate her out of 10 anons.

https://twitter.com/TinaSealer

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*starts typing more aggressively with each gary*

>>715550084
holy shit that was a good one

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Short one

>>715561812
55

You: hi
Stranger: please skip if youre horny :3
You: im not
You: I'm Gary

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Hey, would any of you guys like to raid r/Music? Put on Moonman or some shit?

>>715570027
I didn't spam. u nigger

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bump

http://logs.omegle.com/ec07ff2b37d39e4f
http://logs.omegle.com/ec07ff2b37d39e4f
http://logs.omegle.com/ec07ff2b37d39e4fhttp://logs.omegle.com/ec07ff2b37d39e4fhttp://logs.omegle.com/ec07ff2b37d

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im getting nothing

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ok then