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No cringe thread? Post em

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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No cringe thread? Post em
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idk anon he seems chill
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>>715540271
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>>715540271
For all you know it could just be haloween. Seems like a decent dude. Did he fuck your crush op?
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>>715540271
Is that varg?
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>>715540473
Lulz
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>>715540271
He doesn't need your approval faggot; he's a fucking wizard.
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>>715540437
I don't get it
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>>715540403
This cant be real tea
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>>715540790
Classic
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>>715540865
Oh mothers of America
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>>715540271
That dude cosplay is killing
Bet he scores with cosplay hos more than OP

OP is butthurt
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>>715540865
>trade the ones you can't eat with someone who can
wow, that was hard to think of :\
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>>715541067
This
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>>715540271

The dude's a fucking air bender. What cringe, nigga he gonna bend you out of existence if you don't act right.
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>>715540865
>implying his psycho mother doesn't just imagine his allergies
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>>715540790

Never fucking understood this. He a sub who's into scat or what the fuck?
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>>715540790
This is why we need a new a bubonic plague
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>>715540271
He actually looks like an alright guy tho
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>>715540271
Well shit, if you're gonna dress up you might as go all the way.

Wonder if that beard's real...?
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>>715540271
>it's just a normal dude with a bredy gud costume
OP was the actual cringe in the cringe thread
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>>715540380
>>715540556
>>715540745
>>715541067
>>715541132
>>715541207
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2 nukes wasnt enough...
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>>715541354

>Do not steal

Come on man, the dude had one rule. Now your soul is going to be flame fuel for his katana.
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>>715541463
> my le supar sekrit magic maymay clubhaus no fagzorz or normies
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>>715541463

If you don't shut your bitch ass up..
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>>715541454
>grown ass man dressed up as kid's character
>LE WOW COOL COSPLAY UPBOAT!!!11

Fucking 4chan has gone to shit
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>>715540271

But he did a good job OP
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>>715541354
friends with shrek kek
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>>715541608
4chan has never been good
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>>715541669
This

If anyone claims otherwise they are massive newfags who haven't been here for more than a month
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>>715541608

Yeah, you right dog. We must share your shitty perception of what is normal or otherwise you won''t think we're cool anymore.

Suicide is always an option, cunt.
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>>715540865
I'd kill myself if I lived in the suburbs.
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>>715541463
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>>715541669
/b/ has always been the clogged drain of 4chan
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>>715541790
is that a fucking pvc pipe?

>epic kek
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>>715541608
Its this new generation of sensitive faggots. Even the cosplay is pathetic
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>>715540271
Doesn't seem that bad. It isn't great but I've seen worst shit. Overall, its okay, nothing worth the amount of autism coming from OP.
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>>715541965

H
O
L
Y
F
U
C
K
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>>715542078
This. He basically just being goofy on purpose.
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>>715541965
W H Y
H
Y
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>>715541878
I'll give these fags credit, they got the size ratio of their shoops right... notbad/10
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>>715541965
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>>715542219

The redhead on the right is clipping through his hand. Come on man, we need standards here.
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>>715542269
Still better than anything I could do... :/

>not a virgin
>wouldn't actually do this
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>>715541971
>Even the cosplay is pathetic
Whatever generation, age bracket, racial or relgious background you come from, cosplay always has been and always will be one of the most pathetic things a person can do ever under any circumstances. There are no loopholes with this; you're a faggot if you do it.
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>>715542335
How is this cringe though? It's fairly accurate if anything.
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>>715542403
It's called having fun with friends, you should try it sometime.
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>>715542570
why are you showing this picture of a bunch of laughing cunts?...oh
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>>715542510
oh. found the autist
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>>715542570
Only cringe I see is 11 chicks not getting the D and not lesbo orgying...
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>>715541608
This is a cringe picture
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>>715540403
Fuck, furries are freaks.
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>>715541965
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>>715541965
>things that didn't happen
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>>715541669
Here we go again
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>>715542570
Seems like a blue board on his screen.
9/10 based anon
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>>715542403
This

Cosplay is one of the most beta/cringiest things one could do. We have to make cosplay hate threads a thing here so these impressionable faggot kids can take heed of whats cancer
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>>715540790
Where's that female character from?
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>>715542960
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DRFDA_oV4xM
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>>715542904
that's pretty retarded, even for a neckbeard fantasy
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>>715541608
That's 2016 for you
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>>715542976
final fantasy iv
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>>715543166
Thanks Dubs Man
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>>715541800
Wtf suburbs are chill AF tho. Live in them all my life and we dont get this shit, it's a fucking echoing minority that will be dead in 5 years.

Honestly if the internet was mainstream the entire feminism bs and the "entitlement" generation wouldn't exist.
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>>715542904
i don't understand why the fuck you would ever feel the need write down your retarded daydreams. thoughts like these need to stay inside your head.
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>>715542904

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>>715541354
i've seen this before
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>>715541354
>DO
>NOT
>STEAL

I dont think he has to worry about that happening any time soon....
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>>715543312
that was basically me in high school. now, i feel a mixture of disgust and rage at boys like that

>don't try and get a girl to date you
>try and be a kind of guy she'd want to date

i wish i could send a message to all the guys like that:
>get skinny
>fix your complexion
>calm the fuck down
>learn to have a real, meaningful interaction with another human
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>>715543570
abu ghraib white trash edition?
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>>715543570
it's time, 4chuners

let's play...

PENIS!

OR!

VAGINA!
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>>715543570
At least they're getting more action than OP.
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>>715543368
>feel the need write down your retarded daydreams.
This is /b/ newfag, that's all it is.
Pic related (to you).
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>>715542780
Like seriously, what is it with fat guys and terrible clothing choice?
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>>715543727
cheap and comfy?
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>>715543727
>be fat
>look terrible in any clothes
>try to be different
>if you're different, you're supposed to look weird
>weirdness tempers the ugliness

kind of like turning up the music to distract people from the fart you just let out
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>>715541965
All of my what.
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>>715542676
You don't actually have an answer for my question, do you?
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>>715542640
I do it without being a faggot.
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oc from my school
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>>715543860
whew lads. best kek i've had in awhile

it's great if it's true though - if you're going to allow someone to fuck you with getting yourself some pussy, you deserve that
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>>715543860
More funny than cringe for me.
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>>715542640
>>715544017

my guy friends and i all get together and suck each other's dicks. it's called having fun with friends, you should try it sometime
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>>715544017
No you don't. Everything you said is exactly what a faggot would say.
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>>715544183
Sounds pretty concrete. Thanks for setting the record straight on that one, chief.
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>>715540756
The dad is some gender fluid faggot.
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>>715541525
man, I just feel bad for this kid. The childhood neglect is too real
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>>715542960
what is it meant to be
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>>715544276
That's a lot of words considering you added nothing of value to the conversation.
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>>715541608
You sound like a fat fuck.
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>>715540271
big poppa loves to cringe
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>>715544365
No no, I already said that cosplaying is pathetic. That's value adding right there.
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>>715544037
bretty funny
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>>715540403
Too forced.
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>>715544432
We know it's goofy and awkward. We do it for fun.

Fucking troglodyte.
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>>715544279
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>>715543962
He's probably being retarded on purpose. Divorce is absolutely in favor the woman in most cases in the US. The pussy pass is real. Women get less jail time then men for felonies, as well.
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>>715544666
Trips confirm. Gender bias against men when it comes to the law.
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>>715541608
I agree with you anon. Why am I still here...
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>>715541608
Then fuck off, niggershit
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>>715544558
Yeah I know that part already. Now you need to know that it's pathetic and society for the most part shuns you for it, while simultaneously advertising that respectable people should associate with you.
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>>715545089
should not*
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>>715544558
Doesnt make you guys any less of faggots,at least if you are going to cosplay do it well.
Example:
https://youtu.be/_SLHU9CCe_Y
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>>715545089
I'd bet real money that we cosplayers get more quality pussy than you.
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>>715544279
I couldn't even cringe. I just feel bad for that guy.
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>>715545156
Hot chicks that cosplay drive up the average for the rest of you. Nobody buys your lies, virgin.
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>>715541669
It was. up until Moot started being Man of The Year, and we couldn't have fun anymore...
now people get b& for trolling... on /b/...

W-we don't even have bomb threats anymore!

And before you call me and edgelord faggot, remember how you got here.
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>>715540271
I never got into cosplay myself and I think it's stupid, but I gotta say: His costume is fucking on point.
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>>715545250
Keep living in your cave then, you misfit autist.
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>>715545156
Women who attend cosplay events are usuallly pretty desperate, i dont know what you consider to be "quality pussy" but i mean lol if you say so.
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>>715544037
ugh please kill everybody
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>>715542618
wtf is wrong with his leg
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>>715545336
Son, just because somebody calls you on your gay hobby doesn't make them a cave dweller. Believe it or not, some of us do see daylight regularly.
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>>715540271
>Varg.jpg "stop watching anime"
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>>715545431
kek'd hard
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>>715542904
I would cringe but MLP is how I met my now ex-fiance and still best friend. It's a long fucking story.
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>>715545469
Once per week family outings doesn't count, autismo.
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>>715545530
Mlp is the reason zhe is your ex.
Just throwing it out there.
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>>715541608
Stupid faggot
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>>715545556
Glad we can finally agree on something.
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>>715545667
You just contradicted yourself, dummy.
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>>715540473
"wrong side of history" this shit kills me everytime.
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>>715545718
How?
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>>715545808
>dummy
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>>715545720
my personal favorite is

[current year]
[not agreeing with me]
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>>715545832
That doesn't answer my question. But since I already knew that you were wrong, I wasn't expecting much of one, anyway.
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>>715545930
I don't believe that you are this stupid.

But I suppose it's possible.
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>>715545290
What are you even getting at?
How did I get here?
You think it's because of the oh so fearsome 'we r legun'-image?
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>>715541958
>ded
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>>715542960
Ellie from Borderlands 2, actually pretty good

0/10 cringe
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>>715545980
Assuming you actually have an answer (which we both know you don't); humour me then. Go on, tell me how if you can.
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>>715541354
This is so obviously ironic. How the fuck do people fall for this? Just ignore the red flags because they finally found something theyve never seen before?
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>>715546153
I'm done here. Thanks for the keks.
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>>715542904
Holy shit! This guy is so lucky!
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>>715541965
>approaches her
>discretely spikes drink
>strong acting enough to send her into catatonia before she's any the wiser
>strong enough to do so for 7 hours
>all done by the self proclaimed beta-tron 9000 series.
I know 98% of this site is bullshit but I like to be entertained at least if you're gonna lie
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>>715544287
and you're a normie faggotini
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>>715546151
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>715546233
Yeah that's pretty much what I thought: You're full of shit and don't actually know what you're on about; you just can't admit it. Run along then; just be sure to do the required mental gymnastics to tell yourself that you somehow came out on top in this situation.
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>>715540635
really looks like varg cosplaying, wird shit.
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>>715546151
>Did this once when I was a kid
>Once was enough
>Never did it again
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>>715546679
To be fair it wouldn't be the first time he did shit like that.
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>>715545649
He's pleasantly wanking off to ur newfag replys
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>>715544279

Have you ever been so beta that you friendzoned a faggot?
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>>715541437
there is a hole fucking playlist with videos of the growlings stomachs from cartoon characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fsydUWAuaY&list=PLOn12Xe5iQ53XbW15Xe7sOxx_9kK4XYM6
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>>715542780
I think at least 40% of anons look like this guy
>although I am slightly worse
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>>715542676
Nah, this is it. The best a man can do anymore is live, and die by his own hand, before a vampire in every way but blood takes everything you worked to build. Instead Get somewhere satisfactory, realize you've nowhere to go anymore and kill yourself before the slow inevitable March of time WILL give you prostate cancer and kill you slower than love or anything else could.
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>>715546875
>mlp one got taken down or removed
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>>715546933
When I think of the average /b/tard, they're usually at least ten years younger than this guy and still have a full head of hair.
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>>715547015
Easy to rationally and consciously acknowledge that; not as easy to put into practice.
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>>715545628
You're not even wrong.

Also probably the part where I fucked a really hot 16 year old chick while I was with her and she didn't find out for years.
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>>715547240
>10min+ videos load immediately for me
>30 second clip freezes before it starts
What the fuck, Youtube?
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>>715547317
>MLP fan
>Fucked a hot teenager
Assuming you're not lying, I'm so conflicted about you.
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>>715547350
coz it's getting so much traffic, its going viral xd
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>>715547390
Here's my fat fuck of an ex. She was a nice person though, and pretty good in bed.
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>>715547552
I was expecting bigger tbh.
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>>715547552
Holy shit got any more?
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>>715547622
She was bigger before she sent me this. This was from like 2 years after we broke up.
>>715547642
I only have 4 others, they're closed pussy spread pussy in 2 different light settings.
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>>715541537
>your're
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>>715547867
all of them please
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>>715547390
Here's that sexy teen I banged. Throat fucked her then blew one inside her just off some railroad tracks by the local high school after telling my girl that I was helping her study.
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>>715547954
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>>715540271
>cringe thread
>actually a pretty good tenzin
Op is the real cringe
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>>715547379
I know that guy. He's a magician.
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>>715545392
>ugh
You should kill yourself
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>>715546151
Fuck lads I actually do this
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>>715548101
keep em comming
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>>715548015
she's actually hot
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>>715548015
got kik?
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>>715548231
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>>715548250
Sorry anon, I don't.
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>>715544279
This is not beta anymore, that is a perfect example of a gamma male.
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>>715547869
Bruh
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>>715548231
She's gotta be at least 19 or 20 now.
I mean the one chick not my ex.
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>>715543298

I'd argue that that garbage stems from the internet.
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>>715540473
>well kid
*teleports behind you*
>nothing personnel
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>>715540790
GESUS KRIST
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>>715548407
how'd you get the 16 yo
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>>715541608
This post is cringe
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>>715540271
So if you get to 35 and you're still a virgin, you get to wear this?
Fucking sweet.
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>>715540790
>mfw my name is justin
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>>715545431
Is this Loss?
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>>715547867
>This was from like 2 years after we broke up.
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>>715540756
you are cancer. got it now?
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>>715548015
Fukken nice one m8.
>>715548480
I would also like to know this.
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>>715547286
If you're in Minnesota I'll pay you to kill me
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>>715540271
Cosplay isn't cringe. Your cringe for thimaking so
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>>715548867
I'm not even in North America and at this stage I'm about 99% sure that violence is completely beyond me. I'm a big pussy.
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>>715544037
What school? Classroom looks familiar. Unless it's some school halfway across the country with a similar style as one I've been in
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>>715543056
Nice
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>>715548480
Oh lord. This is one of those stories that should never be told.

>One day my ex decides she wants to drop in at her old high school to visit younger friends
>Younger friends have even younger friends
>I see this babe walking up and she jumps on my girl
>Ex treats this girl like a daughter
>Girl starts calling me daddy
>Months go by and we all hang out pretty frequently by now
>At some point this young girl developed feelings for me
>I realize now that she hates her real father
>Her daddy issues manifest in some sick twisted love fantasy
>She asks me for help after school one day so I drive down to meet her at the store nearby
>"Hey anon, you want something to drink?"
>Take a sip from a water bottle, it's fucking liquor
>She's drunk as fuck
>We take a quick walk and I throat fuck that slut and pop her cherry with a load straight in her tight little cunt
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>>715549022
>his is one of those stories that should never be told.
Bullshit. If it's a how-to on how to slam teen tang then you should definitely be telling people and you should definitely do it on here.
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>>715548867
I'm dead serious. Come to SE minnesota. To make sure you don't just robbed me and leave me alive I'll eat a baggie of money, that once you've killed me can be removed from my gut. Surely someone here wants the satisfaction of killing another human for funnies or the experience, plus, cash! We can go somewhere where it'll be easy. If the murder/euthanasia victim works with the killer surely evidence to indict you would be negligible
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>>715541463
Low power meme
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>>715549069
Sometimes I forget how depraved you niggers are. I haven't been on here in years.
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>>715549101
I'd say the best the perpetrator could hope for is some kind of vague, Armin Mewes-type situation where they'd still probably end up in prison. Most people aren't that good at eluding law enforcement.
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>>715541463
you must be new here
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>>715548442
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>>715549195
>Fucking a teenage girl
>Depraved
What are you on about? It's not depraved at all; it's natural. We're not talking about fucking a kid here, we're talking about fucking someone who's reached sexual maturity and can bear children. I hate pedos as much as the next person, but fucking a 16 year old is okay from both a moral and legal perspective.
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>>715541718
I'm here for less than usual porn.
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>>715549022
That's so cool. Did you rawdog her/was there much of a chance of pregnancy?
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>>715549211
How, an unrelated person brings another unrelated person to an unrelated spot, fires once, opens them up (in a set of spare clothes I provide, to avoid blood every day clothes. No evidence. Just a dead dude with a strangely empty stomach (where the money I swallow goes)
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>>715549022
Needless to say I stopped talking to her immediately after because I realized what I had just done and I've never been the unfaithful sort of guy. I couldn't figure out how to tell my ex that I had just fucked our "daughter" so I neglected to say anything for about 2 years. Then finally she spoke up and told my ex. Whoops.
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>>715549361
I had no idea that I was going to be having sex. I didn't bring a condom, she didn't have one. We got drunk and fucked. I'm lucky not to have a rugrat running around while I pay child support.
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>>715540271
Thats a good cosplay and even a decent Photo.
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>>715549392
So long gone as no one else video tapes it or takes mementos, excluding unmarked bills, you're good. But from there it's not I'm objecting at that point though.
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>>715542676
lol. how's your fedora collection? did your waifu polish your katana today already?
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>>715549478
>I'm lucky to not have a rugrat running around while I pay child support
Yeah that's always the worry. I've heard too many horror stories about exactly that scenario. But still, you got to bust in a teen and you got away with it. That's pretty fucking awesome, really.
How old are you now? Also which country/region to you live in? I'm assuming it's legal where you are.
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>>715549763
I'm 27 now. I'm from USA. Age of consent in my home state is 18 but where I was it's 16 so it was technically legal, though frowned upon.
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>>715541669
it was better before this current point in time. It's sad really.
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>>715540437
Beyond cringey into creepy mane.
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>>715549922
This. It having never been "good" doesn't mean it can't get worse.
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>>715549069
it's easier than you might think, you just can't go all out right away or you risk legal consequences.
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>>715549916
Fuck society's conventions. Fuck them like they were a sixteen year old girl. As long as you can't go to prison for it, who gives a fuck?
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>>715550254
Maybe for you. 16 is legal where I live. I just need to figure out a way to tee it up without looking like a creep.
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>>715542960
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>>715550286
On that note, my current relationship is with a hot 18 y/o Asian girl.
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>>715542510
Get out of this dead gay site while you still can, kiddo
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>>715550607
they're fun from time to time
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>>715541965
WHAT!?
H
A
T
!
?
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>>715551000
Nice trips you got there.

Look at me, telling my life's story on 4chan thinking you faggots care about much more than the sexuality of the story :^)

I walked into that one. Too rusty for this shit.
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>>715544138
Thank you OP
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>>715542960
>we have to make cosplay hate threads a thing here

Lol and you're calling other people beta you edgy faggot? Shouldn't you be studying for a pre-algebra test or hanging yourself?
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>>715546151
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>>715547379
TOP KEK
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>>715549022
Bullshit
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>>715551153
Tell some more sexual shit. Hell, even if it's just the sixteen year old story again but with more detail.
>>715550803
I've already been here too long.
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>>715540403
This is why no one likes furries
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>>715546151
that actualy is tasty as hell, orange goes perfect with chocolade fuck off
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>>715540271
That's actually a pretty fantastic cosplay.
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>>715541878
These are semi-well made so good for them.
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>>715540865
This is now a rage thead REEEEEEEEE
Also why is there a 2mb limit on files. I had to crop this image like 10 times to get it under 2mb
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>>715541790
>*Teleports behind you
>*Kisses your neck

>I am kill
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>>715551882
lel
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>>715551440
>Another time with ex at a friend's house
>In the basement getting drunk
>Girl wants to bang
>I don't feel right just banging her and abandoning our friend
>I look to our friend and she just tells us to go ahead
>We bang right there on the couch next to her
>A few minutes go buy and I notice the other girl watching us, clearly aroused
>I ask her if she wants some
>"I'm a virgin and I'm waiting."
>I ask if there's anything else that she might want and wiggle my fingers suggestively
>She pulls down her pants and I start finger-blasting the oreo
>At some point I realize that it has been a really long time and I haven't finished
>Not-quite-whiskey dick has fucked me out of a happy ending
>Come to find out my girl hadn't realized what I was doing with the other and sat up drunkenly and started crying about it
>I calm her down and she says she needs to rest and to have the other girl take over
>Ex stumbles off to bed while our friend gets on her knees and starts sucking my cock
>Not bad for a first timer
>Feels way better than that fat pussy I was just banging and I blow it suddenly
>Not sure if she'll spit or swallow I just yank her head back and blow it on her face
>She sits stunned and half naked on the basement floor for about 15 minutes
>Without a word, and without cleaning up she walks up to her room and goes to bed
>I stumble off to find where my girl has fallen over and passed out
>2 days go by and our friend is now in a relationship with a girl and hates me

Pretty sure I turned that oreo into a dyke.
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>>715551981
somehow I'm pretty sure you did too
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>>715552083
Time to open a thread for embarrassing sex stories, virginity stories, and the like.
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>>715552188
Meh, it's /b/: This whole board is basically a dumping ground for various hangups and this thread is as good of a place as any.
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>>715541683

I have never understood the sexual appeal of imagining being eaten.
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>>715549101

I would definitely do this but live in the UK sorry buddy
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>>715544620

>more than one person has masturbated to this
>the artist probably took masturbation breaks whilst drawing this
>there is a demand for pictures like this
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>>715544620
Holy shit-snacks
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I'm closing this thread now. You guys went too far, seriously wtf
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>>715549392
Can I just have the money? I'll give you a wine glass and some bleach for it
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>>715542335
you know, I kinda know a girl like this on my kik.
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NINJA! :D
the best foto
http://chom.pl/l/1128
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atheist comin' thru'
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>>715540271
Hey, that's actually pretty good.
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>>715549171
This is the opposite of cringe retard
This is fucking badass
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>>715554255
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>>715540473
http://chat.sfur.net
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>>715542976
look up rydia, there is A LOT of r34 of her
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>>715541608
>4chan has gone to shit
It's actually always been like this.
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>>715546510
nigga you can put eyedrops in someone's drink and they'll pass out in an hour.
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>>715542080
is that a monkey
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>>715552878
Listen to Bloodbath.
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>>715553877
nigga i ain't clicking that shit.
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>>715541354
>Cleats of pain

Muh sides.
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>>715548885
>your
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>>715542904
*sensei, arigatougozaimasu
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>>715540403
The whole thing is so over the top I didn't even cringe.

>judge mentle

Until then.
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>>715540271
Saw this posted on Reddit just yesterday
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>>715541731
Normal is normal. You sound like a millennial SJW shitbag. No one in the real world has to be accepting of his or your faggottry.
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>>715540865
Here you go faggot, this is a mild reaction to that shit.
>Hurr durr I need a safe space from children with severe allergies
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>>715541718
It may not have been good, but it's definitely never been as flooded with SJW acceptance fags as it has been lately.
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>>715542676
>>715542510
>>715542335
it IS accurate, because men are so fucking bad at telling girls "no"
so many will do anything a girl says, and a big part of why women are so entitled are because so many men enable that behaviour
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>>715541790
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>>715556451
Fuck you, dwarf fortress is legit
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>>715542403
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>>715543416
Your post made me see Tommy Lee Jones
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>>715542976
Who fucking cares? Why can't you people get over this cartoon shit by the time you're old enough to be on the internet alone?
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>>715551730
But why would they make a new symbol for superheros who choose to wear half a cape? Just pee with the rest of the superheros.
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>>715543153
The original MySpace was still around in 2014?
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>>715543860
kek
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