waifu bread o:

I'd let that dog lick ALL the peanut butter on my crotch

>>715537683
make a real thread you fucking disappointment

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>>715537288
Please no...
>Captcha had some engineer store in it
Fuuuuuuuck...

Is this thread even legit? Klona make better threads mane.

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claimed o:

For fucks sake.

>>715537817
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMJDQBTZv0

>>715537887
3l1t1sm

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>>715537683
Really...?

>>715537288
That's retail, I know. It was the same at my first and second job.
I'm just fucking tired of catching shit from this guy. I know i have some nights where my patrols are a bit less, but that's like, 1 night out of the month where something comes up, and I can't do them. The rest of the nights, I do the patrols on time. Once an hour, I patrol the outside, check the doors, and shoo any homeless people (of which there hardly ever is any), and then once a night, I do a full patrol of all 25 floors. And they have tags on each floor to scan that PROVES you were there. So they can't say I don't do them if I do.
But the manager that's bitching at me? His reports are, word for fucking word, "I remained at Console providing assistance to tenants and visitors." That is his WHOLE REPORT, EVERY REPORT, FOR HIS WHOLE SHIFT!

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>>715538053
Yee mane. Really good mem. 5/7

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eat a dick op

Heading to bed now, g'night all
>Sameji claim'd

>>715536664
yee, there was like 6-7 inches in the lot i was in, it's still coming down too

>>715537288
yee, hankooks are nice, i have some yokohama summer performance/track tyres for summer and bridgestone winters for, well, winter

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still here

i remain in this location

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>>715536664
Is your manager a fat fuck/lazy fuck/both by any chance? It sounds like you're the one doing everything right.

>>715536851 (Rory)
Sounds like whatever it was tryin to get you is now dead. Nicely done!

>>715536738 (Sara)
Quiet is a good thing though. Some don't realize that until every waking moment is spent keeping their life from falling apart. On the other hand, killing time versus spending time is truly a waste. As long as there's purpose in what you're doing, it's all good. Even as simple as vidya or whatever else you enjoy.

>>715537013 (scarfposter)
I guess so, or they had some sort of falling out. I really don't know on that end.

Akame reminded me of myself roughly 13-14 years ago, a lot of things I talked to him about hit home pretty quickly, moreso when he was willing to talk a little. I had half a mind to give him an outside contact besides here and see what was really holding the guy back. From all I knew he was a good guy, but held back by himself more than anything. Maybe the alcohol is talking a bit now from my end, but interacting with him was rather reflective. A then and now, if you will.

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>>715538164
Night mang.

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Yuno claim

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>>715538164
>throws a blanket on mamimi

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>>715538068
Are you mad because you're in hot water with your boss because you lack off on the job.
Pathetic.

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>>715538251
(Break out!)

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>>715537683

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>>715538251
Oh hey, it's that guy.

>>715538254
And that guy.

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Fucking hell, we're actually doing this aren't we?

>>715538068
It's never been this bad in other retail jobs I've done tbh. At most, one or two that switch off every day or two, but remain fairly consistant.

Anyone above him that you could talk to about his shit? Usually there's always higher ups who can take care of those managers shit.
I'm gonna go to bed too. Almost 1am here and I'm tired af.

>>715538258
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>715538251
I know what?

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>>715538258

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>>715538277
Don't run away


>>715538408
This guy

>>715538465
Now which megu am I speaking to?

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>>715538408
I want to pet a Flan but she'll probably rip my arm off and beat to death with it for fun.

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>>715538450
>>715538379
>>715538164
>>715538068
>>715537993
>>715537825
what u guys didn't like the pic of the dog? o:
>>715537817
this guy gets it
>>715538514
sho~oo tali

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>>715538546
Haha, ceiling amirite?!

>>715538566
She would. Unless she knows you.

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>>715538237
>Maybe the alcohol is talking a bit now from my end
No, all of this seems pretty accurate.
No one really knew what was on his mind and it did look like he was responsible for most of the pressure he felt.
Is this the right Yuno that is posting right now?

>>715538604
nice feet

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>>715538237
He's a lazy fuck. He has a second guard on his shift that does ALL outside patrols for him. In the day. When there's a lot of people here. It's like he expects my reports to look like that, and it just CAN NOT happen at NIGHT!

>>715538251
That's not a bote.

>>715538258
No, I'm mad because he's a hypocritical fuckwit. I do my job, there's logs to prove it. He doesn't, but since he's the manager, he gets away with it.

>>715538450
Jeez, we only had 2 a night at my first job. Generally one of them was purely cashiers, and the other was everything else.

Possibly, but I'ma talk to the manager first and try to get it through his thick fucking head that IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR ME TO MAKE UP SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T FUCKING HAPPEN!

>>715538614
I don't care what pic, but at least have a better OP than that. Even the lazy OPs have more than that.

>>715538604
nice feet

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>>715538684
How do I get her to know me?

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what kind of turtle is this o:

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>>715538546
Do you know what I was referencing?
Let's dial back all the pain and we will be born again

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>>715538614
what makes you think im tali

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>>715538684
Coconuts

>>715538742
I do not have a folder of Nagato.

>>715538785
I don't like where this is going

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>>715538237
Wise words coming from someone who's drunk

>>715538277
Wait a minute, is that some form of RP?

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>>715538742
Hehe stupid child thinks he's right because his manager does the executive work while you go sit in your office or whatever, posting on 4chan.
How hilarious.

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>>715538773
Just play with her. She was locked in the basement by her own sister for decades. She would love someone she can play with.

>>715538859
Do you have a scarf Yuno? Post scarf Yuno.
And how are you btw?

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>>715538254
Weren't you chopping wood not too long ago?
>>715538251
The Yunos are starting to blur together. You're the one from Europe, no?

>>715538704
Haha, so I can hold it together somewhat after all then. But he truly did feel that he was unworthy of a lot. Even something as simple as greeting him and keeping him company during evenings. It felt almost kindred. I think you'll be the one to encounter him before I do. If so, let him know that Houki is also looking for him too.

I had half a mind to talk to him a bit, know him more, and perhaps advise him if he was open to it. Eerie that I'd encounter someone like you tonight. I don't think the Yuno right now is the one I'd be looking for though.

>>715538868
Hey thats pretty funny, usually when I see people drinking beer they're crying and trying to forget everything

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>>715538859
>>715538878
It's just the lyrics to the shitty second future diary OP.
I wanna see the stars with you, over the miracle

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>>715538742
i get it
ur not a dog person sorry.
also the dog says what waifu's all about o:
butt ur a newfag that thinks he know what /waifu/'s all about

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>>715538965
Her idea of playing is very dangerous!
>>715538983
Yep.

>>715539044
Phew, thank god.

For a minute there I though something heretical was going on in this thread.

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>>715539133
What do you mean? She literally just wants to play some tag with you and all.

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Pink hair best hair

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>>715538742
Goddamn, totally useless. I'm willing to roll up my sleeves and set an example for my subordinates at work. Even then I'm not trying to steal credit and am more than happy to recognize the work they do. Sorry to hear that.

>>715538868
I'm an odd bird. I can ramble sober or drunk, but I'll eventually get to the point. But yeah, it's nice to unravel after a busy week at work. 2am and still going strong.

>>715538988
In many cases yeah. I just settle in and enjoy the comfy feeling. Some have told me that the best advice they received was from a drunken me.

>>715539133
All warmed up now?

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>>715538965
Probably.. somewhere in my folder of 9k Yuno.. have a sweater cause I cant be bothered to look
I'm bitter

>>715538983
What are filenames?
No I'm Texas Yuno

>>715539044
Hm, memory isn't exactly with me right now.

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>>715539258
I mean she'll kill me...
>>715539262
Pink hair is master race.
>>715539268
Yep I'm sitting next to it now. I hope my lungs don't turn black.

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>>715539286
Bitter about what?

>>715539268
Ey shut up bossu, I'm just tryna make the people here more depressed than they already are.

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>>715539268
Kek 1am here. Just started playing WoWs again

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>>715538983
Alright Houki, I'll remember you and inform you of any lead I have.
It's good to see he was well appreciated by at least 2 or 3 people on here.

I will go sleep for now.

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>>715539380
She will never... maybe...

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>>715539262
Fellow pink, welcome

>>715539385
Things that are irrelevent here.

>>715539404
Might be obvious but did they make that boat a reference to that white dress lady in the subway shit? In like.. the 40s?

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>>715539262
booooobs

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>>715539548
Oh wow. And what are those irrelevant things here?

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>>715539471
Would she understand if I told her not to kill me?

>>715539404
is the seven year itch a really bad STI or STD

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>>715539670
I want to say "I don't want to talk about it" but then I wouldn't have brought it up

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>>715539690
Not with that gun in your hand D:<

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>>715538928
wow your a big boy aint ya?

>>715539766

Shit

Waifu.

>>715539074
You are just as sad and pathetic as Sachi, Konata, that's why no respectable anon talks with you.

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>>715539795
She's a dummy she wouldn't even know what this is

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>>715539548
Marilyn Monroe yes

>>715539872
i was memeing gosh mom o:

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>>715539380
You got it.

>>715539548
YYUNO what's good?!?

>>715539660
Oh hello!

>>715539872
Chen? Is that you?

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>>715539766
Well I will let you not talk about it then.
What are you doing right now other than browsing this thread?

>>715539918
Well, if you tell her not to kill you and explain that you don't even taste good since you have filthy blood just like all of us, she will not kill you.. and again.. probably..

>>715539698
No it's a psychological thing iirc

>iirc

>>715539548
have u not seen that on Snickers commercial with the guy from Boondock Saints in a white dress and heels standing over a subway grate?

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>>715539262
A Stella claimer- good taste!

>>715539286
Hm. Guess I got the time overlap and filenaming all mixed up then. Didn't realize you were Texan too.

>>715539380
But at least you'll be warm and toasty.

>>715539397
Haha, I'll mind my own business then. Carry on.

>>715539441
You take it easy. Again, I saw a lot of myself in the guy, enough to make me consider a decision or two from my end. Hopefully you'll see him around.

>>715539404
Don't do that marathon crap again. You might just keel over outta nowhere and never see it coming. One less claimer to talk to would. suck.

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>>715540007
Yes, I have best of the best. I have Sonokawa.

>>715540024
Vampires can smell blood through the skin, right? She'll love my blood.

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>>715538859
And why is that?

>>715538928
So you're a shitty troll, got it.

>>715539074
As are you.

>>715539268
He says that "he worked night shift so he knows what it's like" which is a load of shift, because he's worked the same shift at this building for 20 years.

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>>715539934
Thought so

>>715540007
Hello Stella it's been a while

>>715540024
Just talking in discord.

>>715540057
I do not watch tv/movies
I barely saw the Star Wars originals before episode 7 came to theaters

>>715540100
A good majority of /waifu/ is from Texas.

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>>715540129
Do you eat a lot of sweets?

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>>715540142
Because making waifu folders takes quite the time, and I hardly have time to do anything to my pace.

>>715540142
Oh bullshit. That would be like me saying I worked nothing but bar raids with Police and never saw the sun, let alone family during normal hours. He sounds like any other lifer, full of crap and trying to throw his rep and name around to get over people like you.

You'll get yours eventually- be ready to go all in when that opportunity comes up.

>Houki

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>>715540100
I wish I could spend the night with someone, I hate living alone. Not sure if they sell body pillows of Sonokawa.

>>715539943
>i was just being ironically retard
No bro you are sad and laughable at for being so stupid haha go get a degree or something

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>>715540100
But it's fun try it.
>That smile
>
>>715540167
Welp good memory

>>715540142
the dog looks like he has autism and /waifu/ is autism
boom

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>>715540189
No I have to watch my diet. I eat only fresh foods, though.

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>>715540167
Neat. I am trying to make TouhoumonROMhackthing work. I will see what I can do else today. Maybe will go to the usual cafe.

>>715540274
im memeing all the time im pretty cool guy irl

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>>715540282

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http://forward.com/scribe/343210/the-origins-of-anti-semitic-anime-inspired-by-donald-trump/
>Asuka: Originally from a Japanese anime, she’s now an online anti-Semitic meme.

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>>715540334
Got work tomorrow, ah well

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>>715540326
Then your blood shouldn't be that sugary.
She wont like it.

>>715540388
Work? What is that? Ha ha ha...

>>715540388
i want to throw cold water on her

Claiming a waifu is the same as rape and is considered evidence towards pedophilia in 39 states

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>>715540100
Oh we haven't met before! Youre waifu a cute. Who is she?

>>715540129
No let's not start that conversation.

>>715540167
Yeah it has really been a while. What's new?

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>>715540452
I usually eat a small bowl of fruit every other day. Would she like that?

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>>715540555
>555
welp

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>>715540555
Nice trips of truth.

>>715540569
Because you know i'll win.

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>>715540243
I could do it for you if you want.

>>715540260
Right? I've worked nothing but evening and night shifts for the last 3 years, I think I have a bit of a better understanding of how the MODERN night shift works than he does.

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>>715540167
True, I remember finding out quite a lot of us were from some part of TX. Let alone North TX.

>>715540267
Ain't that how it goes though? You wanna get out on your own, pull it off, settle in and then realize how lonely it can be? Find someone and all that goes away. That's when you start to get that sense of fulfillment and success.

>>715540282
I already did though. Replace WoW with Smash Bros. and a bit of Halo 2 tossed in and that was a lot of nights and weekends spent in University. It was pretty damned fun between oddjobs, I'll admit.

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>>715540142
No, just pointing out the truth.
You almost always post here while you're on shift and ignore your work duties. You have a track record of posting on 4chan during work.
You've also apparently jerked off in the bathroom before at work.

>>715540385
like mai?

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>>715540694
Oh no I don't want to get married. I enjoy being free.

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>>715540582
What if I said that if she wont drink your blood then she will eat your private parts when she gets bored.

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>>715540736
>tfw your shitposts will never make the news

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>>715540555
>trips of truth
Everything is normal, please continue your Paedophlic thread

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Suicide is painless.

>>715540965
but what if my waifu is a muscular man?

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>>715540452
The place that slowly drains your soul and sanity

>>715540569
Been busy with irl stuff

>>715540687
That'd be nice

>>715540694
It's kinda intriguing

>>715540996
that's not true, I know it from experience

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>>715540861

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>>715540996
Not for your family.

>>715541041
who is that toilet-licking semen demon?

>>715541003
pedo

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>>715540996
Depends on how you do it.
Hi Rei.

>>715541041
That is a nice description. I like that.

>>715541086
:^)

>>715541089
What if someone doesn't have a family?

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>>715540699

>>715541146
Your mom
>didn't actually look at pic

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>>715540569
Houki Shinonono from Infinite Stratos. I think we probably haven't met due to time overlap. I'm usually on earlier in the night (depending on where you are).

>>715540582
Man, don't get diabeetus if that's why you are on a decent diet. It sucks.

>>715540687
Makoto is it? Or someone else? Either way, learn this fucker's game. When you get a decent manager, you'll be a model worker, but you'll also be able to play politics and then turn it into a promotion. I did the same thing at my job.

>>715540793
Find the right person and it hardly feels like you're sacrificing freedom. If anything, she lets me be me and aspire to new heights. That part is mutual though. We met on a message board way back when.

>>715541041
It is, but I'm sure an actual meetup would somehow end awkwardly. Someone would do something as simple as dropping a meme or odd line, and then you'd have a trainwreck on your hands.

>>715541298
How do hookers get promoted?
Also how much?

>>715541146
>toilet-licking
that's a thing now?

:o

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>>715541172
I still want to pet her, she seems so childlike for her age.
>>715541298
Can I get diabetes from eating healthy fruits??
-oh you're lucky, i don't think I'll find a woman who's not a gold digger

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>>715540699
What work duties do you think I have other than "make sure no one breaks in" and "tell homeless people to leave?" Be honest, what the hell do you expect me to do for the rest of the 90% of my shift where all the doors are locked, no one can get inside, and there's no homeless outside?

>>715541041
Discord pls.

>>715541298
That's me, yep. I know this fuckers game, but it seems like no matter how I do it, it's just not good enough. And when I try to ask what he wants, he dances around to avoid answering it. I'm seriously considering getting another site at this point. Just shove me in a parking lot somewhere, and I'll be just as well off.

>>715541414
it's been a thing for a long time, you've never seen golden boy? It's a great anime.

>>715541430
:O

>>715541482
explain

>>715541617
too tired to explain right now. go to google you retard

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>>715541414
Yummy Senpai me licks lots to be totemo Kawaii etx etc u fukin pedo pervs

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>>715541065
What sort of experience?

>>715541089
True enough.
It's the easy way out anyway.

>>715541172
The pain is only temporary.

>>715541617
there's a guy who's a cool guy and all the girls fall in love with him, but not like a harem because they're only all seen together once, and that guy loves toilets because he imagines the girls's asses on them.

So he whipes his face all over the toilet and probably gets a few licks there and there

there was also a chick who had sex with her bike or something

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My sister just sent me a meme about how anime girls aren't real

>>715541780
eat her out as a backfire meme, she'll never seen it coming

>>715541780
She's not your sister anymore.

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>>715541460
Too much of anything, yes. But if in moderation you'll be quite alright. Certainly with fruits and vegetables you'll have a lot of options open that don't involve gouging on carbs or doing other things that would get you stuck with diabetes.

>>715541467
If you're alrert, generally aware, and have the mettle to respond to something that actually arises, I feel like you're doing your job. It sounds like you've outgrown your current position and are able to move elsewhere where you'll be challenged more, but recognized for stepping up. It might involve doing a wee bit more work before you're paid for such, but that possibility is there. Staying where you are sounds like a dead end. But that's simply from what I gather of your posts, nothing more. Do you feel content where you are, or do you feel the need to step up and get ready for something bigger?

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>>715540661
Ehh don't try to provoke me.

>>715541041
Same here. You alright there?

>>715541298
Where are you from then? Also i have been kind of absent so it could be that too. I am usually on at random times so.

>>715541856
ya she's just another rape victim now

>>715541460
Well even if she is childlike, 495 years, in that time she must've wanted sexual intercourse at least once in her lifetime.

>>715541691
I said depends on how you do it. If it's a gun to the head you won't feel anything but death. If it's getting your bones slowly crushed by some hitman you hired on yourself it will be painful for at least 2 min.

>Cannot post pics because of Connection error. Lemme finish downloading something.

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>>715541298
Any 4chan meetup will be awkward

>>715541467
Enzer0 #8220

>>715541902
I've seen better days

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Seriously what should I respond with, I'll eat her out later.

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>>715540694
See what I mean. You can't stop me.

>Sorry for late reply

>>715542082
Who is that SLUT waifu of yours?

>>715542150
Victory, I knew I could push someone into incest if I believed in myself enough.

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>>715542213
that's yuno

>>715542431
she'S not that hot tbh I don't see what the big deal is about

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>>715542082
Well you're alive and kicking after all.

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I did a poos am I totemo Kawaii?

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>>715542518
people fuck everything so that does not matter

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>>715541902
Texas, -6 GMT if you're going by timezone. I usually stick around from about 8pm-11pm or so depending on the evening and whether or not it's a worknight. What about you?

>>715542082
Heh, that much is a given. It's just a matter of how long it takes for the whole thing to fall apart.

>>715542182
Not gonna stop you, but I'll be more than happy to give you a hard time if you're on 42 hours of sleeplessness and posting about it on this thread. Then again, that would be pot meeting the kettle from my perspective. If you're having fun and you're not gonna keel over, that's what matters.

>>715542750
I couldn't possibly say that you're wrong.

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>>715541869
I very much want to go to something better. I don't actually like being here all damned night. Most the time it slows to a crawl and I'm left bored and struggling to find something to do. I'm just trying to get rid of all my current debts, so I can go back to school to get on my way to becoming a mechanic. This is just a paycheck until then, but FUCK it can be infuriating.

>>715542431
Yuno is pretty boring, tbh. The only people who choose her as a waifu are the edgy insecure ones.

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>>715542893
you just did tho
>>715543022
and mainstream plebs

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>>715542633
True enough

>>715542750
Now that's a new one, thanks mate

>>715542831
/cgl/ does meet ups apparently for the cons, kinda wanted to lurk around see how awkward it gets

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I meed to not fap till monday and you are not helping...

Hello all

>>715543209
Was meant for
>>715543105

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>>715543132
well not often i get a thanks for that.

i like you for that.
>>715543209
why?

>>715543105
She's probably the most boring seasonal waifu I've ever seen.

>>715543105
I never said that I wouldn't fuck her

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>>715543209
Don't you want to sniff these moist panties?

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>>715543371
have you seen hinatafags?
>>715543389
no but you did say what you wouldn't say in the same sentence

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>>715543350
I have a threesome happening then.
>>715543470
You stop that right meow
>thank im neither a loli nor panty fetisher

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>>715543209
Oi, don't mess it up Tali.

>>715543132
Yeah, I've heard of that, but I'd be too normie for something of the sort.

Time for me to sleep though. Good night everyone. And good luck to those who are trying to do better with their personal successes.

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>>715543580
get pills

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>>715543655
Sleep well

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>>715543655
Im trying but its hard since i usually bust around 4-6 nuts a day
>>715543706
What kind of pills?

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>>715542831
Glad you see it my way kek. But seriously going to bed in ~1 hour

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>>715542831
Oh okay i'm from Finland so i am like 8 hours ahead.

>>715543209
Hey it's been a while.

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Hello.

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>>715543801
Oy stella whats up mein negro?

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>>715543768
viagra i would guess

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>>715543829
hanako

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>>715543928
Boners arent the problem it's the cumming. I need to increase my volume and ability to shoot more loads.
>>715543829
Hello bacon

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>>715543945
Tomoko.

>>715544158
Space waifu.

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>>715543829
Heya Hanako!

>>715543896
Nothing much, yourself?

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my waifu claimed

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>>715544271
how has your day been beautiful?

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>>715544331
Well to sum it all up
>moved to cali
>got a job as door to door salesman
>made management in 3 months
>wife came out as bisexual
>started going on dates with girls
>having MFF threesome on monday-wednesday
>>715544271
Hows it going?

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>>715544158
idk then do some research.

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>>715544331
How's it goin?

>>715544399
It's been ok. Though it's much better now that i'm with you. How about yours?

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>>715544701
Just did some stuff. spent most of today sleeping actually and im now wide awake

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>>715544567
uff dude you're doing good then?

>>715544701
It's going well nothing too big. You?

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>>715544567
Pretty good. And you?

>>715544866
Oh, what kind of stuff?

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>>715545174
Anxious if anything
>>715545154
For the moment but you know that feeling when things start all working out then in the back of your mind you know something bad's gonna happen? Thats where i am.

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>>715545174
just was doing that christmas thing still and it sounds like the last day will be monday. That picture is adorable.

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Satsuki is literally the best waifu

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>>715545678
and literally the greatest slut

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>>715545154
Pretty much the same.

>>715545334
Because of the stuff you mentioned a few posts ago?

>>715545340
That's cool. Are you gonna do it over the weekend too, or is it just monday? You're adorable~.

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@715545827
Fuck off tali

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>>715545959
No, she literally is a shit.

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>>715545949
no i have the whole weekend to do as I please which will be spending time with you when I can. Not as adorable as you.

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>>715545959
stop calling me tali

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>>715546026
You can't change the way I think about Satsuki
You throw me shade and all I do is cool off.

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>>715546040
That sounds nice. Oh please, you're so adorable i can barely stand it~. Oh man i remember that scene, i love how she says the most awkward things in normal situations.

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>>715545949
Yes
>>715545959
Thats not me tho?

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>>715546550
Not even have you seen the sweet things that you say to me? It melts the heart. Yeah she has a real tendency to do that

>>715546550
>>715546782
Just make out already

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>>715546674
Well i'm no doctor, but i think i have something that might help. i found this a couple years ago. I haven't exactly fully tested it ( only did about half of it) so take caution. It might be worth a try.

-Hanako.

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>>715546884
I will do as I or Hanako please

>>715546973
I should get some zinc supplements anyway. But soy actually destroys your testosterone. Not sure about lecithin
-tali

>>715546782
Don't forget about all the sweet things you say to me as well.

>>715546884
We're saving that for later.

-Hanako

>>715547216