g/
gg
gg ez, now bend over.
>>715532083
What the fuck?
I need a text adventure game guys. Already tired of MVOL, fall of eden and CoC.
Resposting cuz new thread
>>715532206
My thoughts exactly. Are you pretending to be retarded or had that knockin knocked some rocks out?
>Denies that too.
Gotta shovel when I wake up tomorrow
I wanna get the chance sheath from BD, I'm afraid of the size though.
Should I get it or not? And does anyone here have a sheath?
Will post dick for reference because I know fuckall about that type of shit
>>715532611
I never said any of that. Seriously, what the fuck?
>>715531656
Well alright then.
>>715532705
what the fuck even are those
the trips are real.
>>715532818
I distinctly remember you saying you were a Jap
>>715532948
i thought you were dead
>>715532948
Yeah, I'm Japanese and Irish. Not a Mexican or Arab or Russian or anything but Japanese and Irish.
>>715532888
this
You put ur dick inside it
>>715532818
You're impossible. Either it be childish denial or actual loss of information, this is tiresome. Bye bye.
>>715533150
WHY though
>>715533059
I am immortal
>>715532627
>>715532948
WTF are you doing here.
>>715533198
spoopy. howre you dude?
>>715533162
Are you fucking with me though?
>>715533337
you were fucking close god damn it
>>715533193
because it's a free country
>>715533427
because i don't understand why you would want to attach a dick to your dick?
>>715532705
Got the small dog looking one, don't remember what it is called, it is pretty nice. My head just pops out of the end of it. Feels okay, makes it feel better for the other person. Not sure about the chance one though.
>>715533233
>>715533337
Bored. It's snowing.
>>715533387
shame
>>715533598
do not disgrace kek.
>>715533511
because it looks and feels good
also this:
>>715533565
>>715533584
how much snowing?
>>715533646
i will try harder next time!
>>715533584
You just dropped off the face of the earth for a few months? WTF is wrong with you?!
Hello. Is kuma.
>>715533694
Kitty, make this cold go away.
>>715533346
Now we can both feel awful
>>715533694
Not much so far
>>715533796
I think it's only been a month.
>>715533959
cold as in sick or weather?
>>715534072
we only got maybe like 4 inches?
>>715533565
Well, would my dick be a good size for it?
I'm about 6.3 inches, and I have a circumference of 5.5 inches
Could I fit the dog one?
>>715534008
You don't look nearly as bad as I do. A deal is a deal. Thank Kaybe for this here. He says I look like sad Shia Labeouf.
>>715534171
Sick.
>>715534309
gross stay away
>>715534171
I think it's like 2 inches so far. It's been snowing for like 4 hours
>>715534833
how much does it normally get there?
>>715534249
You actually look pretty nice to me
>>715535119
more like the fat loser cuck from GoT.
>>715534894
Not sure how much more. My first year back's been rather warm
>>715535305
are you hoping for snow or not at all?
>>715535119
I look like a homeless person.
>>715535381
Makes no difference to me. Summer is gonna be brutal though
>>715535394
A homeless person wouldn't be that fat,
>>715535645
There are plenty of fat hobos.
>>715535287
Well I am pretty fucked up atm so yea
>>715535532
summer is gross
>>715535957
ya it sucks
>>715536116
come live here for the summer. we can spend our days in the warm sun frolicking
>>715536690
>Oregon
Never
>>715536888
wow fine
>>715536939
Not my fault you live in the state sandwiched between California and Washington. I care barely step foot in Boulder without feeling the need to wretch from all the hippie.
>>715537090
there isnt that much hippie here though :c
Bye fags, I had fun at gym.
>>715537260
This I don't believe for a second
>>715537392
Auf wiedersehen
>>715537392
<3
>>715537475
well you should
>>715537794
>Not for a goddamn second
>>715535348
nice feet
>>715538002
yfw you walk into your room and there's some hairy fat retard eating all your golden bee goo
>>715538002
reer ;~;
Honey is disgusting.
>>715538814
It was inevitable in an era where tard wranglers are being phased out.
>>715538834
I'm going to bed, later
>>715539071
>>715534197
post dick for reference
>>715539139
It's bee vomit.
>>715539274
It's delicious bee vomit
>>715539306
Would you eat ant vomit? Or grasshopper vomit?
>>715539160
sure, I posted last night but here
>>715539160
another angle
ded
yeah just a little bit
it was better when it was dead
>>715543267
just like my dreams
deep
>>715543208
hey luc, how's it going
>>715543337
>>715543337
>>715543337
>>715543337
>>715543514
Hello
>>715543514
hey zaryss, how's life treating you?
I guess I'll dump a bit
>>715543632
eh, life's made me wake up too early for some reason and i can't get back to sleep so it could be worse. at least i don't feel tired i guess. yourself?
hope that last day of shadowing wasn't too bad
>>715543559
yes, hello again
>>715543851
it was fucking awful, I don't think I have ever been so happy to finally get off of work. He almost violated HIPAA 3 times in a single day.
16 m bi bottom, looking to masturbate with some anons to futa/sissy/trap porn/hentai over on Discord
My Discord is Jeanie#8497
Let's talk dirty and have lewd fun~
>>715544511
don't people have to do some sort of course or something as a part of their training there so they actually know what their job is?
what did they do to violate it?
>>715543851
Anything new going on?
>>715544511
>shadowing
>Hipaa violations
Is this Call Center work? Or just clerical work in a medical setting?
>>715544926
i wish, still waiting on stuff to come in the mail. i'm expecting my phone to arrive anytime this week or next week.
>>715544749
yes, and they get 2 weeks of training and then shadow but this guy isn't very smart. Although I honestly think he might have mild autism.
He gave away information about members who he didn't verify he could talk about. I had to cut him off at first and the second and third time I thought he was going to say something else and instead he pulled that shit.
>>715544927
kinda a combo of both.
>>715545053
Ah okay.
I bought $350 worth of consoles and I'm already back up $345ish.
Plug up her dumper
>>715545058
Health insurance I take it. I want to guess Medicaid Supplementary plans
>>715545058
he can't into privacy, then?
i'd imagine people would sue for that sort of thing.
>>715545110
pretty nice, are you selling them for more than you bought them for?
>>715545370
That's the idea.
>>715545413
Can I buy shares in your ass? I'm looking to invest.
>>715545413
if you're making a profit that's the goal, really.
what are the prices you're selling them at compared to what you paid for?
>>715545358
pretty much yea
>>715545370
no he has no idea how to do things even after I tell him exactly how to do it. I even told him to say something verbatim and he switched it to something completely different from what I said.
>>715545471
It's not publicly traded.
>>715545508
Double is what I shoot for.
>>715545537
oh, i thought you were talking about confidentiality agreement stuff
that sort of stuff is pretty infuriating, sounds like a classic case of stupid.
>>715545540
then you're on your way to more profit, if people keep buying them then it's a nice way to make some money
>>715545826
It is then I can fund another expedition.
>>715545826
no I am talking about that, it's just that he also does that in addition to it.
>Ajani's been hitting the gym...
>>715545864
if it's working then it's definitely a good idea
>>715545976
i'd be telling someone that would be able to look into it since they don't sound like a right fit for the job, but that's just me
>>715546126
he has had those abs for a while, since Ajani steadfast.
>>715546149
idk, if it happens the way I think it will he won't even last too long.
>>715546286
i highly doubt they'd last long at all
start a workplace betting pool on it
>>715533193
You wear it over your own dick and fuck someone with it.
>>715546416
nah we can't do that, plus it's not like he is a bad guy he just doesn't feel like he is right for the job.
>>715546286
>Ajani steadfast
Since Vengeant really. But the abs are way more defined in this piece. His last non-reprint appearance in Mentor of Heroes he was pretty small.
>>715546692
solidarity of heroes really shows how big he is though.
>>715546659
i know, it was a joke.
he feels like he isn't right for the job?
>>715546943
Which is so weird seeing how Mentor of Heroes looks so slim but in Solidarity of Heroes and Oath of Ajani he looks like a body builder
I'm bored.
My painting is becoming more and more foreign to me. Like I've left entirely and some other creates them.
>>715547029
yea he needs to learn fast for this job and I can honestly say that learning fast doesn't seem to be in his skill set.
>>715547054
mtg art usually isn't consistent I have noticed
>>715547210
Poor Ajani doesn't look so playable this time around.
>>715547146
It's hard to imagine you as the artist type because I've become accustomed to every artist I see being skinny with a douchebag haircut.
Trying to imagine some bearded large man doing paintings seems weird.
>>715547281
the +2 is okay, the -2 is swords, and the -9 shouldn't be that much for an ultimate that doesn't feel like one to begin with. He isn't the worst but he could be much better.
>>715547210
you said it like he acknowledged he wasn't right for the job so i was a little confused when i posted that
some people just don't work well in some jobs even if the work and how to do it is laid right in front of you
>>715547517
Fucker looks like Super Buu what the fuck
>>715547420
That's a relatively recent thing. I'm not really like most of my peers. I smoke, I paint at night, I have anxiety very specifically about painting, I'm not involved and am uninterested in the current identity/global politics that most contemporary art seems to have decided to handle.
>>715547620
still, he says he has worked customer service before. I kinda expected him to pick stuff up faster if he has a history of working like that.
>>715547687
and now I can never unsee it
>>715547805
So you're like an art hipster hipster. Double degenerate.
>>715547517
His biggest problem is that he's a 6 drop planeswalker with 4 loyalty and a + ability that doesn't affect the board. If he was a 4 drop with 3 Loyalty his card advantage + could find him a home in midrange. He fits into Atraxa Superfriends for edh quite well though.
>>715547900
No, I'm more involved in the problems that were being handled by the mid-century American Modernists. I come from the Abstract and Post-Abstract Expressionists.
>>715547943
I feel like he would be usable if at the least his mana cost went down by one and his ult went to -8 instead; Also superfriends is pretty easy with these oath cards so that isn't saying too much.
>>715548118
>Don't follow the norm
>Go vintage
That's a hipster, bro.
>>715548193
Both of those movements are very well established.
>>715548193
You think he will listen to anything? Doesn't matter what you say majority of the time you're wrong if you're against his opinion
>>715547517
I partially agree with you. But the real benefit of his ult is if you're using other planeswalkers. You can essentially ult them all in one turn; Even being able to play a planeswalker and ult it the turn you played it.
>>715547892
but did anyone check his reference for that?
>>715548291
I dunno he seems pretty chill. He's not like people around where I live where all they do is try to force their opinions on you.
At least he's up for talking. And that's enough for me.
>>715548156
He's just the latest in $6.99 planeswalker collection. Like Narset and Sarkhan 5 before him.
New Bolas hype though
>>715548312
yea, which makes him not really usable anywhere but superfriends.
>>715548462
idk, I'm not HR.
>>715548689
I mean the issue is that those planeswalkers had more use than this ajani. He isn't tibelt tier but he isn't narset tier either.
>>715549000
maybe it was experience in some small-time sort of thing or something entirely different
The whole, faggy douchebag "artist" look really didn't come around until Warhol in the 70s, and didn't take off until the 80s when you had people like Basquiat and Kostabi. Before that most artists in general were run of the mill folks who dressed no different from the average lower class blue collar worker.
>>715549000
Narset was theoretically good. Esper Control decks quickly dropped her from their lists after 2 weeks of playing around with her. Sarkhan Unbroken had to compete with the better Sarkhan from tkr while only being playable in some sort of Temur Control deck against SiegeRhino.dek
There's this great picture of the Abstract Expressionists waiting outside the Cedar Tavern in New York, and they look every bit the part of some fellow who just got off shift at some factory that wants to have a drink.
>beat a GM
>they say because I dont think a character is OP is why im stuck in master
kek
>>715532948
>>715533565
Post it. Cant believe those exist. Are they good for sex?