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QUICK!! GET IN AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU

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QUICK!! GET IN AND CLOSE THE DOOR BEHIND YOU
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quick my brothers safety is this way
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>>715522087
no muslims allowed in my bomb shelter
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>>715522308
door isn't closed yet
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SOMEONE CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
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Everybody in the bomb shelter must touch penises
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Oh shit
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Peckers out
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Oh shit oh shit
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>>715523052
Mine can't reach
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Holy crap run guys
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Shut the fucking door!
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>>715521740
boom?
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>>715523568
roll
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>>715523594
roll?
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>door still open
>muslims inside
>everyone touching dicks
ima stay outside
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>>715523711
it's safe inside
join us brother
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>>715523662
asoldkfjoaisghjaosAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>715523711
Fuuck close that shit
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>>715523711
Thanks for leaving the door open on your way out bro
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Holy crap
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>>715523711
CLOSE IT
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>>715523711
please close it?
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jajajajaja
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>>715523711
pretty please
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shut da doe
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ALLAH AKBAR!
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Allahu akhbar
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Can someone turn the lights on? I feel a penis rubbing on my leg.
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Whoa :D
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>>715524066
we safe straight
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>>715524066
Closed!
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Let me in, bitches
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>>715521740
open pls i beg
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>>715524066
>>715524088
door is closed
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>>715524121
you will die
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>>715524100
>>715524088
>>715524066
looks like our lord and savior jesus christ wants us to live
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>>715524066
end me
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>>715524141
NOT ANYMORE
CHECKUM
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>>715524088
Thank you
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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OPEN THE DOOR! I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. IM JEWISH!
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>>715524066
Thanks for closing the door Mohammed!
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let us in
we promise not to rape you and give you aids
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>>715524190
>jewish
Time to die Schlomo
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it's ok
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THE POWER OF SATANAS OPEN THIS DOOR
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>>715524170
rekt
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Suprise
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mfw
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47 get
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Not muslim, let me in
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is there a nigger here? cause i'm not cool with that.
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the bomb will be a dud
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Ayy lmao
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EVERYONE INSIDE GRAB THE DOOR, DON'T LET THEM OPEN IT
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\:
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bomb
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let you feel my tits if you let me in
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IM WHITE LET ME IN
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careful!
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DIE
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>>715524332
phuck that
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>>715524443
OH SHIT NIGGER
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I'm already in so hopefully someone can set the bomb off now... BTW thank you Mr. 66 for dropping your bomb outside before entering and locking the door.
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let my black ass in!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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detonationnnnnn
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blow it
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>inside the bomb shelter
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>>715521740
bitch get out the way
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ALLAHU ACKBAR GLORY TO GOD
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>>715524555
OH FUCK ITS OPEN
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>>715524531
im a hot trap. ill succ everyone of you
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OH MY GOD I AM JEWISH
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kill that nog
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OPEN THE DOOR!
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allah akbar
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boom
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oh shit the bomb is in the shelter
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>>715521740
LET ME IN MAN

I DONT WANNA DIE OUT HERE
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CLOSE THE HATCH
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>>715524643
IT IS OPEN NIGGER, CLOSE IT
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boom fuckers
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>>715524666
SATAN WILLS IT, BLOW THIS SHIT NOW
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>>715524666
satan opened and inside
hail satan
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CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR
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CLOSE IT
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Those late to the party get in and lock the door!
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reminder that if you post AFTER even dubs means you are locked outside

go boom already faggots
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i got this
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allah ahu ahkbar
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door is closed, time to blow
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boom
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>>715524666
Thank you satan
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OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN
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Obombo
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:=)
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Allahu akbar
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>>715524822
closed
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OH SHIT CLOSE IT
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open this shit and then alahu ackbar it
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>>715524788
oh thank you lord
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i want 2 be safe
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lemme in
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>>715524911
opened
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hi guys!
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>>715524911
open
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blow
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>>715524911
thanks for opening the door nerd XD
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GO AWAY NIGGERS
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>>715524944
closed
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>>715524944
closed
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>>715524949
nope
>>715524944
closed
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Alright guys, time to nuke this shit
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OH SHIT LET ME IN
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>>715525011
OPENED :C
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>>715525011
BOOM BITCH
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>>715525011
opem
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Allah wills it
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>>715524911
>>715524944
Opened and closed before any of you bitches could capitalize
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master exploder
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hey frindos :)
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>>715525078
grrr its too packed go away
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open the windows, this place stinks
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OPEN THE DOOR AND LET ME IN

IM MORE VALUABLE THAN YOU FUCKS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEjBVzSJWy0
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>>715525011
CLOSE IT CLOSE IT CLOSE IT!!
>>715525041
>>715525049
oooooooHH SHITTTT
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Hey KIDDOS
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PRAISE ALLAH
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we summon ultra mega chicken
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wheres the boom?
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Get the fucking door!
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>>715525166
CLOSED
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>>715525115

i also do suckysuckycocky if you let me in ;)
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>>715525166
CLOSED
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>>715525166
CLOSED
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>>715525166
i am sofa king we taught it
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BLOW IT
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here comes the?
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>>715525049
BOI ALMOST DID IT
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>>715525140
OK IM IN NOW CLOSE IT, FUCK EVERYONE OUT THERE
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ok, boom
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>715525166
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>>715525258
phial
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>>715524944
LET ME IN
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hey i found beer!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhBxfNm3rJE
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>>715525305
no
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WE MUST SACRIFICE OUR SOULS TO SATAN
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Cruising down the street
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>>715525305
NAAA
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the bombs not gonna go off don't worry
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>>715525305
STAY OUT SIDE FILTHY JEW
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>>715525254
I FUCKED UP, I WASNT SUPPOSED TO POST
OPEN IT BACK UP BITCHES
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shits gonna blow any momemnt
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>>715525336
oh shi pass me a bottle
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the bomb is a hoax, there is no bomb
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who wants some?
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IM JUST A NIGGER GUYS COME ON OPEN IT
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boom
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boom
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Open up, I'm trapped outside
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open up, I want to see everyone die
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Let me in nigs
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Why
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OPEN THE DAMN DOOR
IS THIS BECAUSE I AM NOT WHITE
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Guys Russia sent a message
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http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
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time to boom
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allahu akbar
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>>715525547
winrar
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>>715525491
>>715525504
>>715525506
>>715525529
FUCK OFF NIGGERS JUST FUCK OFF
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>>715525547
RIPPPPP
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>>715525547
done
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>>715525436
let's drink to all those poor faggots outside the shelter, about to die
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THERE TALKIN ABOUT NUCLEAR WAR YEAHHH
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>>715525547
Oh damn, I'm dead
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>>715525547
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'll show tits with timestamp if you open the door anons
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We're alive boys
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>>715525547
it sure is nice and safe in this shelter
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its over...
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Anyone catch a video of the explosion? We could use some new rekt material.
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>>715525660
you have no tits anymore, it exploded already
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>>715525547
anons inside are safe, phew
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AYY LMAO
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PLEASE LET ME IN I HAVE FREE COFFEE MACHINE AND COFFEE TO LAST YOUR LIFE.
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>>715525547
Death
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>>715525660
too late, you're dead faggot
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>>715525731
not really, no one brought food or water, and we have plenty of nigs and muslims
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>>715525547
I made it!
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>>715525799
and in comes the radiation now
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>>715521740
OP here, did I forget to mention? There is currently an allah akbar plane heading for the shelter, everyone outside will die if door is locked and 47 is rolled
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>>715525932
SHIT OPEN THE DOOOR
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>>715525799

fuck you i found beer
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>>715525799
>>715525966
FUCKING SHIT
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>>715525932
fuck off, it exploded already faggot
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>>715525966
not a chance faggot
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>>715525799
Whew, im in
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haha, I'm already in. But still. ALLAH AKBAR
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Plox let me in
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>>715525799

Why don't we just eat the nigs and muslims then?
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>>715521740
allahu
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>>715526254
Im not fond of eating shit
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Hey guys, there's a bomb here or something
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Please
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