Black guy here, ask me anything.

>>715516262
How big is your dad's penis?

>>715516448
He doesn't know, he never get to meet his dad.

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>>715516507
OP here, pretty outdated meme, plus I'm not American. Crazy right? Who would have thought there are black people outside of the United States of America. Good try though :)

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>>715516448
I think you would be in a better position to answer that question.

>>715516861
So how big then?

>>715516929
see
>>715516903

>>715516903
Because I'm a prison guard and have to monitor the showers?

>>715516973
Because you're most likely the secretary that got the job at his office by putting out :^)

what was prison like?

>>715516262
Why do you all smell the same?

>>715517097
If Orange is the New Black is any indication, pretty fucking stupid.

>>715516448
How much racism do you encounter on an average day?

Do you believe racism is systemic?

Do you believe the US is a racist country or are there just pockets of racism?

Do you see yourself as a victim?

Did your father used to say you need a good whoopin after you did something wrong ?

Have you ever tried Lipton iced tea

>>715517097
Hell, I'm constantly surrounded by two-faced people trying to get ahead by screwing their friends in their cours-
Shit, sorry. That's university. Have no answer about the prison thing.

Try holding up some corner store, let us know what it's like when you get out.

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>>715517270
Never been there!

>>715517424
I have, it's decent. Not as great as the Ice tea I had in Beijing.

>>715517344
We tried the dad thing. See: >>715516507

>>715516262
What's your life been like as a gay man in the African American community?

>>715516262
Will you fuck my wife?

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>>715516262
Why do blacks have gold teefs?

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Why do brothas always steal cars and the white man's women?

>>715517270
OP here, rarely if ever up here in Canada. People get along.

I don't see myself as a victim, parents, siblings and I worked hard to get where we are.

Never been to the US, can't really give a personal account on that. Though I'd like to believe that there are just pockets of racism here and there.

>>715517135
OP here, and that smell would be....what exactly?

are you sure you are black and not just dirty? trying having a shower

I've noticed most black guys up in Canada are pretty laid back. How come? A majority of them don't lose their cool at work.

>>715517593
OP here, I'll take a pass on that.

>>715517788
Ah Canadabro. Where are you? Toronto here, getting shit on my sky gods.

If youre really black, is it hard for you to take away that bo?

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>>715517562
For starters, I am just African, not African American. Plus, I guess I am only discovering that i'm gay right now, because the people I have been with have hid their penises so well you might actually believe wholeheartedly that their women.

>>715516262
>>715516861

So why did you want to highlight race on /b/ if you weren't looking to lock horns over racism? It's the most interesting and pertinent thing about you?

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>>715516262
how's life, dawg

>>715517599
You're from the states, right? Idk, why don't you ask them in person?

>>715517890
I don't know, Canada just has the sort of environment where everybody just seems to be comfortable around one another.

>>715517767
Better have a family meeting and try to get your brothers to stop committing crimes. Don't want to have your family name tarnished now do we?

How was it being a slave, and what do you miss about it the most?

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>>715518181
Oh no, I do want to lock horns over it and challenge any prejudice that the majority of /b/ seems to have towards us. Might shed some light on the whole thing, plus the only way to get anyone's attention on here nowadays is to bring up black people. Lo and behold, it worked.

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>>715518597
>mfw when I've mentioned that i'm African
>mfw we are the ones that never got on the boat.

>>715518230
On the fence about whether life is worth living at this point, but i'm trying to get better. How are things going? :)

>>715517975
Ottawa, expecting another bloody shitstorm any moment now. The temperatures over here freeze your goddamn nut sack off.

>>715516262

Can I have my bike back?

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>>715518021
Bo? What Bo? I haven't practised self-taught martial arts in a while, but now that you mention it, I could definitely get back into it in 2017.

>>715519018
I love that town. Small, beautiful, easy to get around, low housing prices.

Too many French though and holy Christ does it get cold. I think it's the humidity that just freezes you to the bone.

>>715516861
Shut the fuck up nigger.

>>715518400
Their like super calm and I shit you not that I have never seen an angry black man yet up in Canada.

>>715517845
If things are that bad, I am surprised that I wouldn't have lost both my jobs as a research assignment and a mortgage assistant. They really must want to keep me on board :^)

>>715516262
why do you keep spamming cuck porn on /tv/

>>715519215
It's the fucking RIDEAU RIVER I tell you! Constantly hearing news reports of people just dying from spending too much time outside during the early months. Plus people from Gatineau can be a pain in the ass at times.

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>>715519252
What's that? That comment was too witty for you to come up with a decent reply for?

>>715519254
Nah, they're around. All you have to do is look for Somalis.

>>715519522
To be on topic, how do the French treat you? I was there about a year ago with my girlfriend (she's brown) and all we did was get dirty looks from French Canadians. They really were assholes.

Also yeah, river's cursed. I blame the Aboriginals.

>>715519437
Believe it or not, I hate that shit just as much.

>>715519798
hmm alright you and me are cool then

carry on brotha

>>715519116
Sure, just be sure to have your papers in order when you reach the wall that Trudeau has decided to build :^)

>>715518146
Do you not know how to count orifices or something?

>>715519753
It's funny how the stereotype over here is that all black people speak French. It's such a huge contrast in comparison to the shitstorm going on down south.

Are you guys in an interracial relationship? I would expect such reactions to be more prevalent in places like Montreal. I've heard bad stories coming out of that part of the nation.

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>>715520030
>Didn't pick up on the sarcasm
Pussy tastes great. Next question?

>>715517426
Who the hell is Shaun King?

>>715520128
Really? Strange, never heard of that stereotype. They shitty to you?

Yeah, it's strange to say but we're an interracial couple.

The French in Montreal literally wouldn't serve me and my friends at a restaurant. So we drank a bunch of their beer and left without paying. Pretty much everywhere we went they were assholes. Not planning on bringing her there, she wouldn't do well.

>>715520538
I have never really been able to wrap my head around the whole situation in Quebec. Why are they like that? They're in for a big disappointment if they think that France will accept them while having a huge black population.

Anyways, what are you doing in life? Studying? Working? Taking a break from things?

>>715520920
I think they truly believe that Canadians want to rob them of their language and culture. Instead of just being proud of those things and choosing to preserve them by passing them on to future generations, they've become openly hostile to others. I've heard them refer to non Quebeckers as "invaders." They're not interested in living happily with others like most of us do, they want their own little land and everyone else out (keep the cheques coming though).

Working a lot, pretty good job in finance with some prospects. Finished school a few years ago. Good old U of T. You?

>>715516262
What was the name of that guy from N'sync with the dreads?

>>715516262
Why are you so gross

cocks

>>715521203
This dude is not joking the Quebecois literally think this.
Some anyway.

>>715519522
>tfw I live in Gatineau city now
I'm not french

Can I rub your head for luck?

>>715516262
Do you say the word "nigga" on a regular basis??

I'll be surprised if you don't

>>715521203
OP Here, uOttawa, getting a degree in Commerce: Management, plus i've got some experience under my belt in Finance, Management and will be adding marketing to that list too in my next co-op placement in the coming winter placement.

I don't have that much financial literacy and was hoping to read up on a couple of things over the holidays. Practical things like dealing with mortgages, stocks, credit, loans, tax refunds, so on and so forth, got any advice?

I haven't heard the issue of Quebec trying to separate from the rest of Canada in quite a while, but I can't believe that there was an actual movement for it in the first place. How do they think that will work out for them?

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>>715521342
Google is your best friend buddy :^)

>>715521400
List everything you find gross about black people please.

>>715521954
What about them?

>>715521998
Aye, another Canuck, how's your side of the river faring? Is it just as cold?

>>715522118
I believe that's what gypsies do to dwarfs. Uh, wrong thread?

>>715522422
Ah good, everyone I've met who went to Carlton was really unimpressive.

I'd suggest regular ol internet searches for the basics. I don't have any particular books to recommend. Most of it is common sense. Timing the market, investment strategies, etc all have libraries dedicated to them.

They demanded that Canada send ridiculous amounts of money after separation. They also wanted to keep a ton of Canadian property. Most didn't realize just how much of Quebec belongs to Native reserves. They like to make demands, not do research.

>>715522587
Smell, ebonics, looks..... i just really have a hatd time to enjoy being around black people

>>715522244
I can't recall the last time I actually used the word Nigga in a conversation with anybody, black or otherwise.

>>715522781
Freezing.

You know when you breath through your nose if it's cold enough you can feel your nose hairs?
Yeah it's that cold. It sometimes hurts to breath in too quickly when it gets really cold

>>715516861
Where you from OP caribbean?

>>715523233
Read his posts.

>>715516861
>there are black people outside of the United States of America

false, "black" is American slang for an African-American

if you're of African descent, but not from the United States, you're just a nigger

>>715523028
Well, for starters, unless you can point out my failure to use formal English in this thread, I think we can scratch that off the list.

Some people are attracted to me, some aren't. That's just how life works, not everyone is going to be attracted to you because of your skin colour/ looks.

As for the "smell", I don't really go around trying to pick up on any odours that people may have. Might just be an American thing :/

>>715523445
I can respect that

>>715523202
That's not even the worst of it, wait for February to come. I remember having my tears freeze on my face last year. Worst winter ever.

>>715523233
>>715523412
East Africa!

>>715516262
Why the fuck do black guys talk about their dicks so much? I mean I play a contact sport myself as a white guy and I see average dicks in showers everywhere. Why is that such a big deal to talk about muh dick? I just don't get it?

>>715523652
Maybe I should have said in a black dominant sport.

>>715516262
Black = nigger

All you people that follow the "hurrrr there are niggers in every race" meme are retarded.

>>715516262
If a white guy were to show up in a poor black neighborhood and start using the basketball court in the public park free-shooting hoops would he be safe or would he be a target?

>>715523412
Sorry missed it.
>>715523587
nice nice, I'm black from the caribbean. which country are you from?

>>715523776
Target

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>>715523426
Well then, what's it like having the United States of America observe an international day in remembrance of one of the greatest "niggers" from the Continent; the person i'm referring to being Nelson Mandela. Must really grind your gears.

>>715523652
Not OP but white people talk more about our big dicks than we do.

>>715523053
guess that's only a Black American thing then

>>715523652
OP here, probably an American thing. Canadians don't give two shits.

Howre the demons?

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>>715523771
OP here. I'm sorry, what are you on about, sir?

>>715524154
Timestamp your shit colored skin and i'll explain

>>715523776
OP here, literally have a court right down the road from my house. The majority of players on the court most of the time, are Asian, arabs or white folks playing with their kids

>>715523975
Oh no, it happens here too. I'm just speaking as an individual.

>>715523910
That's the whole thing. I see bigger and smaller , same as every other shit on blacks and Slavs etc.. Im just wondering how blacks got the idea when I can't see any difference? Because of the stereotype, I would be so fucking pissed if I was a small dicked black guy , and I have seen enough of big fucking guys , black, with small dicks, but no more than whites or others. And I have observed though my career. Not necessarily because I care about dicks but just to see if it's true and I'm just wondering where the fuck the whole idea came from.

>>715523564
Don't cry, anon!

>>715523868
I had no idea such an event occurred.

Also, Mandela was a Xhosa, not a nigger.

>>715524365
nevermind then lol

I respect that you dont use that word regularly. Get tired of hearing it.

>>715522940
Hahaha, make Canada send them money after the separation? I see where Trump may have got the inspiration for making Mexico pay for the wall.

How do I build that common sense that you stated? Operations management, Statistics and Human resources just comes more naturally to me than anything else.

>>715524134
The demons?

>>715524575
Nigga. Never used it, but if somebody calls me a white boy provoking me I would use it. Don't throw shit at my face when you can't take it.

>>715524499
Lmao, it's hard when the winds get in your eyes!

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>>715520506
>Shaun King
sjw wigger

>>715516262
Does racism actually offend you, or does it offend you because you think you should be offended by it?

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>>715524529
>if you're of African descent, but not from the United States, you're just a nigger
>Mandela = Xhosa = Tribe in South Africa
>South Africa is in Africa, literally has Africa in it's name

>>715524729
OP here, why try and escalate the situation? If you know they game they're trying to play, don't waste your time.

>>715524963
OP here. After several encounters of racial discrimination, it doesn't bother me as much. All I have to do is come up with a witty remark, put someone in their place and move on. Surprisingly, I am even yet to have a physical altercation with a racist.