Post whatever is on your mind right now.

i wish i knew exactly how to install the san andreas mods

>>715504410
google?

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No plans on Friday makes me feel aware of how lonely I am. Though it isn't bad, its just an odd feeling I rarely get.

>>715504410
I need a second job or I will live paycheck to paycheck, never being able to buy really cool shit or go on vacation.

>>715504209
/b/ sucks nowadays. Why am I here? I have nowhere else to go. My facebook friends won't put up with my shitposting impulses.

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Absolutely nothing.

>>715504209
I wish I was smoking weed on private beach in a beautiful country with 2 coolers full of Corona and nothing but naked women all around me with no males anywhere in sight and my own beach front mansion behind me with a chopper on standby waiting to take me to the airport to fly to anywhere in the world or to one of my 30 other mansions.

>>715504209
Tits.
Tits are always on my mind.

So as a timeline goes...

9/11/15- construction workers discover something buried near the Kaaba in Mecca. They try to remove it. 107 people die, 250+ wounded, a crane topples over. Blamed on crane falling.

9/24/15- try to remove the artifact again. It kills 2,000+ pilgrims during the Hajj. News chalk it up to a stampede or a crush. Survivors say people were running from something, but never knew what it was.

(Unidentified date)- Pope Francis and Patriarch Kirill are contacted regarding the matter.

9/27/16- President Put in immediately assembles a cargo ship, a tanker and two warships to the Port of Jeddah in Saudi Arabia and charters a course for Antarctica.

2/2/16- Pope and Patriarch meet in Havana, Cuba. This ends a near 1,000 year span of the two positions never meeting.

2/18/16- Patriarch Kirill goes to Antarctica.

11/8/16- God Emperor Trump elected to throne.

11/10/16- John Kerry arrives in Antarctica.

11/29/16- Astronaut Buzz Aldrin departs for Antarctica. He sends a nefarious tweet with a picture of a snow-capped pyramid, which is soon deleted. He is airlifted to a NZ hospital with fluid in his lungs.

12/5/16- John Key, NZ Prime Minister, steps down mysteriously and falls off the face of the earth.

>>715505129
I think you meant to say "Fine dining and breathing."

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We need to stop reproducing so much. State-ordered sterilization COULD be a good solution, so long as it isn't taken over by assholes. Of course, so could Communism. So the REAL truth is, we need fewer assholes.

Also, Thom Yorke is god.

too much porn to organize /b/

I'm worried that i have so much the quality has dropped

>>715505822
I've always found the best solution then is to delete all of it and start collecting over again. The collecting is the fun part anyway, and then you can refocus on quality over quantity.

>>715504209
I really hope she isn't at the party tonight, and I hope I get drunk enough in the next 42 minutes to go

Imagining my mother naked and wondering how to turn it into a naruto smutfic.

They're asshole but I spent all my best college days with them.

I wish I could hang out with them again but I know they are still as dumb and unsuccessful as they've always been... they're all talk and no action

I wish my girlfriend was sexier.

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My gf's tits, all the time

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Okay guys, need your advice, so green text incoming:
>be 22
>virgin
>meet this 7/10 blonde from school
>never seen her b4, but I think i fell in love
>she smokes bud and shares some hobbies and interests
>i am cool guy, but virgin and no confident with girls
>help her sometimes getting bud and with her problems.
>2 weeks pass and I think i got friendzoned so I ignore her
>she gets angry because I ignore her so I get back to a friend mood.

Guys, I am a bad English speaker but I need your advice, tits in advance

Wishing I could get over my self-inadequacy issues but I just can't. Wishing I wasn't a failure. The usual.

My girlfriend is a fucking jealous bitch

???????? ?? ?? ???? ???? ????? ???.

(???? ??? ?????? ??? ???? ????)

>>715506762
Keep talking to her you idiot, don't mess it up.

another shitty weekend, i need friends, i hope i get this job

theres alot of chinese in my area and i dont like it

>>715504209
I fucking hate myself

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>>715507318
Sometimes I think she plays with my feels, thanks bro, will follow your advice

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>>715504209
time to be a hero yo fags

>>715505651
who's she fags?

>>715504471
gave up
im hungry
la la la la

Why isn't there more r34 of fallout 4?

>>715508862
because most people have lives

>>715506762
Suicide is always an option

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I wish someone would buy me Elite Dangerious and it's DLC. but one can hope but I sit here with you guys wishing I had done more with my life. Happy holidays. regardless if you celebrate it or not. My profile is http://steamcommunity.com/id/dansanya14/wishlist/ Once again thank you

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I am thinking about how dope it will be to fuck her later tonight. Want nudes?

>>715505651
I want to have a drink with you and discuss how the future is fucked.


Also, Radiohead

>>715506762
same thing happened with me. but she has a boyfriend.go for it you fucking nigger cunt

>>715509243
Well, if you ever feel like being in the birthplace of assholes, come on out to Indiana and I'll buy you a beer.

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>>715509018
Too coward, I don't have any brother or sister and i feel like I have great parents and I don't want to fail them so, did you think about that?
The fatty one 4 u

Friends of ours are having twins and suffering from some health problems. I secretly wish the kids turn up retarded because they're assholes who deserve it.

Got to a new school a few weeks ago, met a girl, she introduced me to her group of friends, so far so good.

Started dating one of the girls, really nice, but it is only a physical thing, no common interest etc.

The girl who introduced me to everyone breeaks up with her shitty boyfriend, and I like her much more, same interests and stuff.

Problem is even if she would like me back these people are my only good friends right now, and I like them all.

So all in all have to figure out if she likes me, then how to break up with that girl I date, without fucking up the group...

Advice appreciated

>>715504209
What caused society to be such shit in the past 30 years?

>>715510160
smart phones and women's rights

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>>715509043

>>715504209
i want more cocaine

meningitis

shit I gotta get the taco shells out the oven.

>>715509971
DOn't think kids should have to pay for the sins of the parents..that's how we ended up wt this fucked up society.

>>715505391
Get out of my mind

I'm stressed out because of stupid ass christmas and spending all my money on getting everyone gifts that I my girl and I are doing gift exchange after Christmas which sort of defeats the purpose but whatever

>>715504209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJTOlQ8jHhY

I'm just the living legacy of the leader of the band.

>>715504209
I peed my bed again

Its been 16 days since my last fap but I really want to win a bet against my friend.

Did the Jews conspire to fuck up my dick and asshole at 23?

>>715504209
I can't, it's pornography. It's a sin, especially on Friday near mass.

am i gonna fuck

>>715508337
Sometimes?

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nothing.

i want to host christmas.

should i cook eggs on toast tomorrow?

Will I receive nude pictures for Christmas?

>>715509945
sorry im responding so l8
had to change my underwear from viewing ur post
and thank i liek fat bitchen

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>Losing my job in a week
>Moving in with a 22yo with a baby. Have the feels for the mom
>Started talking to my ex and got the feels for her also
>My cars engine went out and I have no money to fix it

Lol idk I found this
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5854a2ef252ac

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>>715509350
What happened bro? My one also has somekind of bf, she tells me she doesn't have anything with him anymore, but why she stills with him? I think it's because they share a common dog, but what did you do and what happened?

>>715511193
>Losing my job in a week

u gon shoot up the office next monday?

I'm tired of always being the one to text first, both people are suppose to care in a relationship not just one, fuck this.

>>715504209
just broke up with my gf of 4 years three weeks ago. we had a strong love but sucked at communication (she was judgemental of my small mistakes, and out of trying to not feel/appear to be a fuckup, i would hide my messups or make excuses instead of owning them.) i see her around at work and on facebook feeds. she's so happy, and all i feel is misery knowing that it could be both of us smiling in those photos instead of her and a friend if we could have just figured out the small shit.

>>715505565
12/20/16 Trump announces on Twitter that he is taking the Presidency early, arresting the entirely of the Congress and appointing his two sons to head his new Secret Police. Trump supporters unanimously declare their continued support of him and his sons to "drain the swamp"

>>715511825
old 4chan would have told you to jump off a bridge, but since this is 2016, I'll just call you a faggot

>>715504209
I cheated on the love of my life while on a huge amount of MDMA and I thought I would be able to live with the guilt and never telling them but I cannot I feel so horrible but I would feel more horrible without them

Why the fuck did I do that GOD

>>715512238
or is it the other way around?

>>715512300
cuz you was fukered up, fam

"I should do something; the weekend's pretty short. I don't want to get up, though. I'm too lazy."

>>715512300
Because life is meant to be learned not experienced.

>>715512405
I mean yeah but also I hate the person who I cheated with and now I'm scared that everyone is going to try to tell my significant other with some kind of proof idk what kind yet but I'm sure there is and I want to die

Gonna ask out a girl on Sunday who is way out of my league but I actually have a chance because we have known each other a while and we are very similar. For the first time in my life I'm confident in who I am as a person and even if she turns me down I'll be okay. I really hope she doesn't though. Wish me luck /b/

>>715504209

I have a secret..... but there's no secrets bread

>>715512482
regardless like what am I supposed to do now idk
I really really do not plan on telling them

>>715512300
How was that side pussy?

>>715512544
Good luck, faggot. Don't fuck it up.

two things

>please hire me
in regards to fire dept

>I love you
in regards to the girl who doesn't love me back despite me trying to forget about her with other girls

>>715512582
the thing is I'm the pussy very mentally ill pussy but I am the pussy

When did /b get so cringy?
That's what's on my mind

>>715512622
Thanks anon. I don't intend to

>>715506762
"Never seen her before"
"Think I fell in love"

This is why you're a virgin

i want to die

>>715512900
And what should I do? Hire a hooker and get that confident I need? Or be a fucking wizard and wait for the beautifull moment that will be all shame for me? Please tell

>>715504209

Found out last week I have a brain tumor. I'm only 21 yo.

I have surgery on Monday and I think it will go well. Chances of me dying because of this are pretty low, but damn neurosurgery at 21 sucks

>>715504209
'member chewbacca?

>>715512579
That won't be up to you if they find out, and if they're going to, it'd be best if they found out directly from you.
P.S.
We live in the age of smart phones and hacked technology.
Someone will find out, and someone will make your life a living hell for it until it gets out.
Your best bet is coming clean and never doing anything stupid ever again.....in front of a smart phone, smart TV, computer (desktop or laptop), tablet device, gps, car radio (in fact if your car wasn't made before the year 2000 I'd say just keep all sketchy ass things the fuck away from the car), certain radios, bluetooth ANYTHING, video game consoles, HD televisions (built in microphones AT LEAST and you're not gonna take em apart to check and even if you did you wouldn't know what the fuck to look for), and pretty much anything digital so unless you're gonna fuck some bitch in a cabin in the woods, I suggest just sticking to the script of being a "good" person which in today's world basically just means obedient.

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I'm nauseas. I'm nauseas.

>>715513308
I member
member the Cuban missile crisis?
member Archduke Franz Ferdinand?
member the G1?

>>715513211
No just realize that you can't possibly be in love with a girl you don't know, and that's either your loneliness or dick talking.

Get to know her, if you guys vibe as friends dope you have a new friend. If eventually she wants your dick, give it to her. If it never seems that way, keep your friend. If she's playing games and your friend zone her she will then be the one with egg on her face.

Your egg. ;)

>>715513352
Shut your mouth bitch

>>715504209
im so high

>>715513308
member Kool Moe Dee?

>>715504209
what is a sand dance?

>>715513352
yeah I know and I never intended to cheat just next thing I know I wake up and I'm in bed with my good friend I freaked out. apparently took their virginity anyways huge mistake and I literally don't know like

I've been cheated on many times and I'm not a cheater myself until suddenly I did 6 fat lines of MD and chewed through my mouth

but with this person cheating is 100% unacceptable and I know that and they also know I'm super mentally ill but I would never do this intentionally or with malicious intent I just screwed up so bad and like oh god kill me

Why is this happening?
How do i feel?
Shit
Will i be able to publish that book?
I really need to sleep
Ha fuck it

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EXPLODING KNEES

>>715513211
The hooker route also works, once you get it out of the way and you're not a virgin bitch all the time it gets a lot easier, though tbh hookers usually suck (hah) and are not worth the money. Jacking off > hookers from my general experience.

>>715512487
wow, so a drug that makes you uncontrollably happy made you cheat on a girl you love with a girl you hate.... seems like your only option now is to kill them both and urself, shit m8 /:

>>715513562
close your legs

>>715513820
actually I'm the girl but yeah ur probably right

>>715513518
ooh, I 'member.

'member when Larry Flynt was shot?
'member when Ali defied being drafted?

>>715513610
'member LL Cool J?

How am I going to handle leaving my first job to go find a new one. I'm 18 and I'm thinking its a far better idea to lie a shit ton until the whole thing blows over. I missed today. Recently they only give me one day a week. This week it was two, but thanks to my assuming ass I think they might fire me. My dad will hopefully never know.