We name the most beta hobbies a guy can have

>>715496880
gaming

shitposting

>>715496880
Orbiting

Watching anime

>>715496880
being op

living

>>715496880
making sculptures out of your own shit

D&D
Pathfinder
Literally any game with dice

Writng poetry

working out

>>715496880
browsing /b/

Playing pokemon go

Airsoft

>>715496880
Cars

mmos

capitalism

seeing how many oreo's i can shove up my ass

wisconsin

Sex in thhe missionary positioni for the soul purpose of reproduction

>>715498590
Does anyone have a pic of confused laughter. I need it to show my reaction to this post. Thanks in advance.

Drinking light beer for the taste

flame print anything

>>715496880
mfw drawing isn't on here :)

anything with colors or sounds

Eating your own cum and uncontrollably farting at the same time

>>715496880
Anime

>>715498949
drawing anime/manga style art is...now

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Watching birds.

>>715496880

being closed minded

hating yourself

doland trumps

>>715496880
Knitting

Stretching your scrotum so your balls reach your knees

Chronic Masturbation to questionable things.

people pretending to have depression / being suicidal
>reddit
>/v/
>/b/

smoking weed with other people in groups

having unprotected sex with penguins

>>715499341
>projecting

Wildly fingering your asshole in social situations to relieve stress

>>715496880
Shitposting on an anonymous image board making fun of people who do what they love.

shooting up schools and raping the still warm bodies before the police arive

Going to a Hillary Clinton rally

>>715496880
Collecting yu gi oh cards and battle matts.

Getting a boner in gay anal sex and being called a faggit by the dude whos fucking you because of it

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trying to get repeating digits on a Vietnamese towel folding messenger service

>>715497824
lol why?

Havong sex with dead children in a morgue and not eating the remains

>>715499776
>>715499776
found the beta!

Crashing your new Lamborghini that you just bought after reading books for years in California into a wallmart

spontaneously screaching and voiding your bowls when people activate your sleeper agent callsighn

jacking off to your own asshole in the mirror but make eye contact on the peak of orgasm

>having casual sex with women
>doing drugs recreationally
>playing sports competitively
and that's just off the top of my head

White Knight posting

Making vine compilations

Having your family gather round to watch you play with forskin and talk about anal vour on Christmas day

Having sex with family cat when your mom goes out to buy more chicken tendies

Having sex with your sweet body pillow waifu infront of some terminal ill cancer patients

Shoving an egg sack of brown recluse spiders up your ass hole

>>715498162
Ay fuck you we're outside and being active you fat cunt

Putting your aids blood in a super soaker and storming the cathedral of rome at morning mass shouting "allah akbar"

Not joining the darkside and pumping your sweet imperial storm trooper juices into ewok females infront of their husband and kids to show the sith rule galaxy

>>715496880
Playing a megman x Rom on your mom's computer on a Friday night while all your old friends from high school are coming home from university to hang out and talk about there success and futures while you're to ashamed to ask your father for movie ticket money since you've haven't been able to hold down a job for more than 3 weeks at a time.

>>715497881
>He doesn't know The Saga of King Olaf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_D3eaA70Q0

>>715500618
You could train with real weapons in a real military.

>>715499298
Naw, knit that bitch a scarf, bitches love scarves

>>715500144
This isn't a post people you hate thread

Letting your younger sister peg you ass for money as she giggles and you cry

>reading undertale fanfiction
>writing undertale fanfiction

>>715496880
Fap to loli

Jacking off in trash can waiting for some to put some litter in so you can lick their fingers

>>715501957
>fanfiction that contains sex in general

Stalking a girl you orbited in high school and saving money to moves 5 states over to stalk her at her university.

Being a suicide hotline assistant and describing in detail what you had for lunch and what its made your ass hole smell like whenever you get a call

>>715502228
Do you regret your decision yet?

Eating chicken tenders with macaroni and cheese unironically

>>715502421
It's okay if you get it from a restaurant

Giving in to your urges and raping a 7 year old at your old elementary school...

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>>715502421
Like a fried chicken restaurant, not someplace that just has it for the kids to eat

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>>715496880
> collecting fedoras
> the horse cartoon for little girls
> anonymous internet white knighting
> shitty forced meme maker

Smelling hobos at bus stops and imagining your life together before your bus arives

>>715502597
I bought it from a grocery store ,prepacked from the deli...i was hungry and it was only 2.50 and the pieces were big...

>>715502199
>fanfiction

Crochet.

>>715498492
Thats actually alpha, man.

>>715502286
Not really, I'm slowly getting closer to her, she's a nerd so I'm hoping to run into her at the mall or the movies,the problem is she goes to a private university so I can just walk over to her, tho I've seen her already. I'm hoping to find some random musicians on Craiglist so I can start a band and playing gigs her school.
It's been 3 years so I wanna make a good first impression

>>715503515
Wtf

>>715503515
Found the autist serial killer

Same fagging
>40 posters
>83 replies
I'm on to you op.

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>>715497824
Doing either as a pastime is okay
Letting either consume your life and obsessing over it is reasonably lowlife

>>715496880
>>715504045
Same fag

>>715503515
Faggots like this autist.

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>>715496880
model building
not even shitposting

>>715501180
this is way too specific dude get your shit together

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>>715504144
Same fag
>yfw when this entire thread is just 3 or 4 obese autists samefagging

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He's not lying

>>715496880

Hunting

In this day and age unless you're hunting bears with bow and arrow you're the most cuck piece of shit on the planet. What the fuck are you trying to prove that you can point and hold a trigger down from a safe distance? Way to outsmart the animal you fucking weenie.

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>>715504731
I've tried nothing works.

>>715504143

>Letting either consume your life and obsessing over it

Makes you a warrior fighting to be the best

>Doing either as a pastime is okay

Makes you a casual piece of shit so wrapped up in how others perceive you that you can't even commit to do things you enjoy

>>715505104
Honestly people who don't hunt and kill there own meat shouldn't easy meat at all, delis and grocery stores should be banned

>>715505104
It's not about proving anything. It's about keeping traditions alive, getting some food and keeping the animal population at a certain level. Trophy hunting is pointless though.

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>>715505424
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>>715497824
>6'1
>go the gym, take kickboxing
>fucking love d&d

Like the other anon said, as long as it doesn't consume your life you're good.

>>715505538
It's not bait you faggot, the reason every one is becoming a fucking queer is because they let big brother and merry band of corporations smother them, men need to take arms and get some blood under thier nails again

>>715505921

You're right.. RACE WARS!

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>>715505404

all fat gay people

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>>715498108
Gets it

pic related....its a guy from the 1st group

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>>715506425

>pic related....its a guy from the 1st group

Hey guys look at my meme it relates to the point I am making

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>>715506775

babbies first macros

>>715506901
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>715496880
Youre a beta if whatever hobby you do completely takes over your life. From the neet who plays videogames and has 33 different campaign ideas for his DnD group to the gym bro who cant go a day without getting in his 4 hours of lifting, and then precede to share it with everyone no matter how little they care. Pretty much anyone who cant hold a conversation about a normal topic without unnaturally bringing their hobby into it. Look at vegans. They are all equally beta.

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>>715507273

2u2irl

>>715498963
what the fuck does that even mean?

>>715507289
>Youre a beta if whatever hobby you do completely takes over your life.

All these fucking retards who don't understand that the most brilliant minds of our species are obsessive cunts who let their craft take over their life. You're more of a cucklord for striving to be accepted by this cunt than you are for being consumed by whatever the fuck makes your life worth living.