Wer U an gud boi this year?

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Yes

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>>715495381
Because nature, just like in the case of dogs, drags us into reproduction. If you think it's some concentrated effort you are sorely mistaken. Technology has made it possible for a lot of people to survive, but we've always fucked like rabbits.

>>715495268
I mean, if you give each an equal shot. I'd place my bets on the dog.

>>715495979
Oh yes daddy. I've been such a good boy did you bring me something?

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>>715495979
No, now fuck off santa I don't want your feline aids.

>>715496402
Coal.

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>>715496306
>Remove dog "knot"
>canine reproduction slows.

>>715496306
>>715495991

>>715496498
I wouldn't mind getting to suck on your bag of coal

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>>715496560
Are you agreeing with me, or what?

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>>715496670
I dont even know what the fuck you're getting at.

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Reminder that cucktianity was the very first jewish conspiracy. Created to destroy the west.

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Fuck the snow.

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>>715496920
Of course not. You stated canines need it to reproduce successfully, because they're stupid. That line of thinking applies to nearly basic any animal on the face of this earth, including humans. A lot of tools given to us by nature to drive us towards reproduction lies solely in the fact that we'd be too stupid otherwise to follow through with it.

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>>715497111
>Of course not. You stated canines need it to reproduce successfully, because they're stupid. That line of thinking applies to nearly basic any animal on the face of this earth, including humans.
Wrong which is why humans dont need a swelling vein at the base of the dick to stick them to women before pulling out.

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>>715497077
Might get frost bite dick.

>>715496589
Nah, you don't even get a bag. You get one lump of coal. You must have been reeeal bad

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>>715497327
I tried to go get groceries from Walmart and my car slid back down the hill before I could clear it. So I'm stuck with ramen and tap water because I didn't plan well. Also feel like shit because I was outside too much today.

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did posting on 4chan get a slower in these past 5 minutes for anyone else?

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>>715497310
They have that, and they only get to fuck like once a year. We fuck all year round. Nature gave us a high sex drive, because we need to try to peg at every opportunity given to us. I'm not sure how you're going to argue that humans have understood the correlation between sex and reproduction for the majority of our history, let alone timing fucking each other based on the women's ovulation cycle. If you think nature somehow precludes us from having a swelling dick if it was advantageous then I'm not sure what to tell you.

Different tools, different strategies.

>>715497710
Yeah I thought it was my potato internet.

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>>715497579
Well, at least continue to drink enough water. Especially given the salt content of ramen. Is your car okay?

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>>715497810
>Intelligent: Dont need the knot to knock women up
>Dumb: Need the knot to knock bitches up.
What are you not getting? Maybe you're as smart as a dog.

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>>715497810
>different strategies
No, dogs are just dumber. You ever see a dog fuck? As soon as they knot they try to hop off and leave.
Humans and other animals aren't that stupid. Canines are. It has nothing to do with 'different strategies'
Dogs have a high sex drive too. The males hump anything anytime

>>715496589
Nah, you don't even get a bag. You get one lump of coal. You must have been reeeal bad

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>>715498041
We have a higher sex drive to match how often we can roll the dice to reproduce based on human ovulation cycles. Dogs have a knot to give them a greater chance that the few times they mate in a year will lead to successful reproduction. Intelligence has historically played no role in this matter, unless you're going to ignore both nature and recorded history.

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>This madman is actually trying to argue that dogs aren't dumber than people
Jesus fuck

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>>715498447
You're making a strong case for it.

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>>715498282
So are you telling me that dogs are smart enough to fuck a bitch with the intent of getting it pregnant?

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>>715498543
You know dev, I'll never understand. Every single time you make or come into a thread you shoot your mouth off about something you have no clue about.
You get proven wrong, time and time again and then you have the audacity to act like you're smarter than everyone else despite the fact that you're one of the biggest morons to post their bullshit in these threads.
Stick to animals, they won't judge you for your boundless stupidity and infinite arrogance.

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>>715498940
wait are you saying my doggie -doesn't- want me to have his puppies?

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holy fucking resounding airhorns, anon's got some roast game

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>>715498940
Quite the opposite. I'm saying all animals including humans have historically lacked the necessary implicit intelligence and knowledge to reproduce, hence the tools nature gives us. I was not really negating what you had originally stated, just correcting your implication that the line of thinking only applied to dogs and other animals. Humans are definitely included in the "too stupid to reproduce so nature nudged us in the right direction."

>>715499171
You try to fight with every single person that posts here because you can't do it elsewhere besides an anonymous board. This is the only place where you can find refuge from actual bonafide confrontation. I have to assume, seeing your other conversations with people, you immediately have to dive into toxicity because you attempt to set up a maze of shit to wade through. It's the bullshit asymmetry principle in action.

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>>715499523
>Humans are too stupid to reproduce
>Almost every culture has some form of system specifically for it: Marriage.
Unless you are talking about homosexuals, yeah they're too stupid to reproduce.

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HI

>>715495979
u shur doo spel reel gud thar anawn, u mus b ah hi skool gradjooate er sumfin

>>715499523
I don't stir shit. You came out me and you were wrong. I simply pointed it out.
You don't know me in real life and you never will because you're stuck here shitting all over other people just because they disagree with your bullshit. In a gfur thread of all places.
Then you project your lonely life failings onto other people. It's pathetic.
You have to assume things because you know nothing and you're so insecure that you took my little bit of banter seriously and decided to insult me. So, I responded. And in typical fashion, you were revealed to be the moron you are and instead of admitting your mistakes, you double down again and pretend to be 'above it all'
Wow, you're a real gfur scholar aintcha?

>>715495979
TEST

>>715499523
Are you retarded?

>>715499950
Yeah, it's taking forever for all of us.
Hiroshimoot fucked something up

>>715499650
I said way back in my original post there was an understood loose correlation. Even cultures that have a "system" didn't even really understand the causation between sex and reproduction (and not in a scientific sense) -- the focus tended to primarily be based on partnerships. Partnerships are not some human specific quality either. They happen all throughout nature.

>>715499903
>generic insults that don't really mean anything
>pretends he didn't respond to me first; ignores history of baseless feuds with other posts
>brings up psychological projection because that's how you win e-debates

Neat.

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>>715499988
Certainly a bit special

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Your first bf will cuck you

>>715500117
>unironically arguing that humans aren't smarter than dogs
>actually thinks I'm the stupid one
The sheer autism is just too great for me.
I don't start feuds, I just post porn and occasionally hop in for discussion. You insulted me first. I responded in kind.
But whatever, if you wanna lie to yourself and pretend you alone are always in the right. That's fine, I'm sure you tell yourself that every night while you sit alone proclaiming how great you are in these threads. Good for you

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>>715500391
I'm into it.

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>>715500495
Did you vote for Hillary?

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE OPENLY BISEXUAL MEN IN REAL LIFE?!

>>715500691
Fuck that everyone thinks I'm straight.

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>>715500691
Yes, what about it?

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>>715500587
Yes.

>>715500474
>I don't start feuds

You don't even need namesync for people to recognize you.

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Love the drama. It's like this fandom loves attracting drama whore autists. Can't really blame em though. We are jacking off to animal porn

>>715501290
It's even about knots this time.

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>did you vote Hillary
>yes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>purposefully choosing between two staunch evils instead of taking the moral high ground and not choosing at all

>le edgy middle school logic

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Exactly how is it middle school logic to not want to pick between a Putin's slave&economic failure, and a diabolic warmonger connected to child trafficking?

>>715501189
I don't start anything, you're just guessing at this point. Wrongly too

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Hey do any of you guys know where I can find more of these?

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>>715503796
theyre just lunchables comics tho

>>715503892

But I really like them..

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>>715502949
>warmonger
>connected to child trafficking

Yes, let's use ignorance of diplomacy and conspiracy theories as the basis of our voting choice. And then, decide not to vote at all. Because not doing anything against demagoguery means you can be free of any responsibility to your country.

>>715503962
thats fine. im just saying buy some lunchables or some shit idk

>>715504025

What kind is good?

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Reminder, OD is best husbando

>>715504120
idk fam i dont eat lunchables

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>>715504015
Christ you're dumb. I'm going to be about my way so neither of us waste any more of our respective time, have fun.

>>715504213

k

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>>715500117
"Humans dont understand how to reproduce" - Dev

>believes pizzagate
>calls other people stupid

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>>715504330

haha did this guy just really get his feelings hurt on a porn thread about gay animals

>>715504411
>historically

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>>715504015
>demagoguery
You libtards love throwing out this word as if it's some type of grave insult. I guess racist didn't stick right? So you're trying something new?
Hillary is a warmonger, little miss 'let's put a no fly zone over syria' would've caused a war with Russia, a nuclear power. A nuclear power that is not our enemy.
We are not in the cold war times anymore. Any narrative that Russia is an enemy is merely a fabrication by the elite class to distract from the fact that the democrats keep pushing for this alliance with Saudi Arabia, which is known for funding isis and literally hates us.

>>715504661
MOAR!!!!!

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>>715504764
>says moar
>doesnt say what part of it he wants

>>715504629
>Now

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>>715504895
I didn't say that though.

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>one party exits and literally says neither should waste time on it
>IM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET LET ME VALIDATE MYSELF MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok

>>715504870
Moar herm stuff !

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Stfu and post animal porn drama fags

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>>715504971
sounds reasonable

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Me stating you believing in pizzagate is dumb is somehow validating myself. Got it.

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>>715505040
Here, take more of best husbando

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>>715505120
hey nef

>>715504946
Yes you did, the topic was now, today, this very moment.

Any webms?

>>715505599
>>715505342
playing this game rn

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>>715505339
We talked about it today, but every statement has been qualified as being in a historical context. Otherwise I'm not sure what "until recently" means to you, but I thought it was pretty clear.

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>>715505693
Me too, I'm just occasionally alt tabbing during the match to post

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>>715505999
This is a get thread now

>>715505782
>historical context.
Im not talking about historical context you fucking dipshit.

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>>715505333
Hey

That manga is pretty good, thought the super-old-dude-with-teenager thing is kinda creepy.

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>>715506227
>arguing with an obvious jidf
wew lad

The topic was dogs are retarded, (NOW)
You added in "Historical context" to switch the goalposts because you know you fucked up everything you said.
No wonder you let dogs fuck your asshole, you're stupider than one.

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>>715506365
ye I like it a lot. Also he's like, not even remotely human so it's fine.

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>>715505999

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>>715501189
I've lost respect for you suddenly.

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>>715507388
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>>715497077
czeched and kek'd

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>>715506596
>Also he's like, not even remotely human so it's fine.
You know for most people, this would make it less fine

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>>715508077
you do know who you're talking to right? if I was a 15 year old girl and some tall dark soft-voiced baphomet dude said he'd marry me and teach me magic HELL YEAH lemme nuzzle that goat skull daddy, show me how to shoot lightning from my hands

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>>715508513
>goat daddy
hmm...

>>715506227
You don't need to be. The reasoning behind why we have certain characteristics is the same. I can't move a goalpost I've stood by the entire time.

>>715507388
I am sorry.

>>715508237
Filthy Slark pickers. Every where man, can't get rid of them

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>>715508513
I know. I am simply pointing out you're an oddity.

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>>715508672
I've found that monkey king deals with him quite well. But you're right, he is annoying and I'd never play him. But he's just so fuckable

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>>715508597
way too extreme

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>>715508821
o-oh :(

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>>715508762
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>715508891
It's always nice to see another pit lover

>>715508784
>but he's so fuckable
Oh god yes. he's probably good at it too with all his prison time...

I'm also presently surprised with the amount of Dota porn on this thread.

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>>715508905

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>>715508981

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>>715508981

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>>715509063
It's a passion

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>>715509085
plz no bully

>>715508905
What is this and who drew it?

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>>715508598
>You don't need to be.
I win then, knots are shit.

>>715509301
Keep it up dude. The stuff is always amazing.

Also if you had to be fucked by someone from Dota who would it be? Hands down night stalker for me.

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>>715509502
You're missing out.

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>>715509611
Knots only exist for the retarded. We went over this.

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>>715509570
best husbando od

>>715510301
O shit Swole Od. Never considered it.