Hi /b/, what are your thoughts on Norway?

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>>715477384
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

Live there and very proud

Hausmania is DOPE. As is Beach House. These are my thoughts on Norway.

>>715477384
Norway is good.
Cold during winters though.

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its ok
am norwegian

>>715477384
No one thinks about Norway.

>>715477384
Seems legit. Like Sweden except not cucked by sand people.

>>715477384
not sure yet, this thread needs more norwegian grills

>>715477384
Went 2 weeks ago. It is a strange place. Everything is v expensive. Can't get beer after 6pm, however they drink a lot. Shit shit food. Contrary to popular belief there were brown and black people.
Hot women.

like sweden with manlier men and less immigrants

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>>715478424

too cold. too far away. would only go to bang chicks.

rather visit somewhere like hawaii where everyone visits, and just bang em there. met tons of hot euro bitches while in hawaii.

>>715478676
the food is not that bad if you grew up here

Canada's Germany

>>715478789
Probably true.

>>715478737
Would wife any of the 4 on the left.

>>715477529
Beach House isn't Norwegian, retard, they just have a song called Norway. They're fucking great though.

Better than Finland and Sweden. Worse than Denmark.

>>715478676
why no beer after 6pm? i dont want to start drinking so early

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>>715477384
Fucking based tbh.

I went to Stavanger in the summer. It's so clean, the city was almost like a museum or some shit, was a little unsettling.
The people seem lazy. Girls weren't much hotter than anywhere else I've been. There were a lot of different ethnicities, Asian, black, brown. The only decent food was pizza.

>>715478716

And beautiful landscapes.

>>715479029
Was there for my first time 2 months ago. Beautiful place, and the girls are gorgeous. The boys, too, TBH. The Norwegians are generally very very fit, outdoorsy folks.

So how bout it - lets get some more Norsk pics in this thread - preferably blondes, but dark Norwegians are good, too

>>715479490
>lets get some more Norsk pics
Norsk is the language, autist.

>>715479695
baited

Would love to live there, but first need to learn elvish and get a degree so I'm not a burden refugee like those shitskins

>>715479695
Whatever. Who gives a fuck? Why don't you correct my punctuation while you're at it.

Would rather be an autist than an idiotic anal retentive OCD cuck. Geez.....

Went to Tromso to chase the northern lights before a few days in Oslo earlier this year. I really enjoyed myself (snow that serious was a novelty to me) but everything is so fucking expensive.

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>>715478295
We do have a few cucked people here too. Just a few days ago several schools in Norway banned traditional Norwegian christmas songs, and the word ''Christmas'' because it might offend someone who didn't celebrate christmas.

They also banned words and traditions that predates christianity.

>>715479750
Damn. Ur right. And I took it. Fu.....

>>715479750
>haha I was just pretending to be retarded xD

>>715479950

Lol that was reverted in the same day and got a huge backlash.

>>715479950
Source?

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>>715479917
Loved Tromso. Beautiful. And the northern lights gave me an amazing show.

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>>715477384
this anon is your future

>>715477384
Sounds and looks great, as with the rest of Scandinavia.

>>715480293
>>715480293
fake quote
kys rightie

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>>715480476
>cuck

The sami are pretty dope

>>715479013
It's crazy

>>715477384
It has hot chicks

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Also, what's the deal with olaf hannsen, amirite.jpg?

Maybe best country in the world, could be topped by Iceland, though. 10/10 would move to when we collapse. Sincerely, Danish.

>>715481735
Denmark wont collapse, you're the most sensible country in Scandinavia.

>>715477384
i live here and the girls here are fucking sluts and tottaly hot
would recommend as bachelorccation just dont go to Oslo, try Bergen or Trondheim trust me brother

>>715482131
LOL they think they live in middle earth or something.

>>715482055

Maybe once, but now we're on the verge of destroying out social securities, and this Monday we might lose the right to take a second education. Denmark is becoming a shithole to such an extent that I'm seriously considering leaving once I scrape together enough money to set up somewhere else.

>>715482295

That's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. Where is that?

>>715482055
i live in the white house in the upper right corner by the fjord and the view is GOAT as fuck would recommend 10/10

>>715482131
>>715482295
holy shit that is beautiful

>>715482481
Snow makes everything beautiful, even shitty towns like Tacoma, WA

>>715482481
Aalesund.

>>715482611
>complains about Tacoma WA

try living in a fly over state in a welfare town filled with fat white rednecks.

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thousand year old stave churches

>>715478981
How can you possibly beat Denmark? Ffs, fucking animals is legal and a normal thing over there

>>715482705
Aalesund, I know this world is killing you

>>715482738
lol, please no!

still ugly when it snows there?

>>715480264
The fuck is going on here?

>>715482741
but it's made of wood, an it looks fucking humid there

tell me your secrets

>>715482328
Laugh, yes - but having recently visited the coast, and Lofoten islands area, that scenery is just fucking mind-blowingly stunning, IRL

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>>715482741

More like SNOREway

>>715482851
no amount of snow can hide the ugly.

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>>715477384

>>715483103
MAF

>>715482741
Seen em. There cool. Now give us the nude blondes! Stop holding back the good shit

>>715479950
so white

>>715483289
What's wrong poopoo boi?

>>715483289
Stop being racist you fucking nigger.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLPooDWp4XA

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Bergen <3

>>715479950
My Tumblrina tranny cousin was being a little SJW bitch about it. Saying "Yes finally muh diversity".

Live in Kuala Lumpur so I have never experienced winter. What does snow feel like? Do you play in it? Do the kids play in it?

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>>715483518
Stavangår

Trondheim rocks, just avoid small towns because there is nothing to do there and people are a bit peasantish, good, but small town hive mind is all the same anywhere in the world.
Lofoten is the shit also.

>>715483506
I was just listening to that

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More scenery!

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>>715483289
not fer long

NORWAY BELONGS TO THE NORDS !!

Do all Norwegian girls have a pronounced chin? Healthy strong genes I bet, but...

>>715483775
great taste. i like the estonian version as well. (i am neither norwegien nor estonian)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1s2XsPLmvs

>>715483909
Is that the lead singer from system of a down?

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>>715484131
>he doesnt like chins

By looking at the picture I'd have to say I'm a huge fan!

>>715484131
Don't complain, it's a good spot to rest your balls on.

>>715483649
The Diversity Myth - diversity makes us stronger. Look what diversity has brought to europe; Batalan, charlie hebdo, child sex rings and NYE rape parties. Have fun with that

Hegemony is what makes societies cohesive and great.

>>715477384
I like their Black Metal.

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you are all racist for not mentioning muslims

>>715484361
Jerusalem is proof cultures can't live together.

>>715484213
lead singer of sharia of a down

Norwegian chapter

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Norway stronk

>>715477384
It's like Finland but less cool. You guys dint have the most bad ass sniper ever.
But cooler than sweedend because you don't do stupid shit like bring in mud farmers and plow side walks before highways.

>>715484600

Finland is just slightly Scandinavian Russia.

Gr8 metal

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>>715484600
>finland is cool because one guy :DDDDD benis :DD

I have visited there a lot and used to be married to a Norwegian. I love jule brew and watching No. 1 during the Christmas time. Trondheim was a great time although I had to cross the fyord to get to my exes house.

>>715484671
More progressed than Norway according to Social Progress Index, but then Norway has good self-esteem and that makes it prouder than humble Finland. T. a Swede

>>715484600
Finland is so flat and boring. Their hockey players suck too.

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now where did I put those nudes...

>>715477384
Cold and filled with vikings

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>>715484961
Ingvild

>>715480264
>>715482869
if i remember right, some high school play or skit... school admin let them finish, some fallout later, nothing big though.

>>715477384
irrelevant
/thread

>>715479222
Need more like this.

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>>715485623
Emilie Nereng?

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I spend my Tuesdays running two laps around this lake

>>715485656
strangely hot

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Its not that far, Im a lazy fuck

>>715485979
it's not as pretty irl

>>715483938
underrated

>>715482295
I've been on that exact place. During "Summer"... This looks thousand times better compared to their summer.

The flag is a big plus

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>>715486429
its a small city

>>715485979
How are the women? Are they easy? post some pics.

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>>715483909
Fuck I miss the 90s here in the north of Norway (Hammerfest)

There were a few black people here then, but guess what.. They got educated and worked. They raised children, bought houses and lived like humans. They were black PEOPLE.

Now the streets are roaming with fucking niggers, and even worse, muslim sack of shit sandniggers.

Next to NONE of them have fucking jobs, and they get housing and money from the government thrown after them. They even got to convert part of a building right in town center to a mosque. Their neighborhoods smells like trash (mostly because they live in thrash) and they dont care.

Luckily its nowhere near as bad as Oslo, where there's whole parts of the town infested by niggers. And crime up here is next to nothing.

Not to sound edgelordy, but I wish Breivik got to kill a whole lot more of those oblivious niggerlovers with their heads so far up their ass they think that smell what is coming. Look at fucking sweden, I wont even use capital s for them anymore.

>>715486118
Trondheim, right?

>>715486609
Yes it is. Nothing to do. Well ok, you do have a sea aquarium... Loved the roads around the town. Especially the one to some Island with all kinds of birds.

>>715486802
fin rævv, har du mer?

>>715483822
This is just mean!

We need more!

>>715483289
Like it should be

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>>715485131
kor fra ?

>>715486729
>they think that smell what is coming
meant can't smell what is coming.

>>715482741
their pretty comfy made of wood and smallest churches in the world

Norwegian girl rejected me, so Norway is a shit country and all women there are whores.

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>>715486729

Trist det som skjer med Norge. Vi klarer ikke å ta vare på våre eldre en gang, og slipper inn alle disse folkene som ødelegger kulturen vår og tvinger deres tro på oss. Faenmeg trist når jeg ser negere i de mest øde steder.

>>715486729
No such thing as black people. You can dress a monkey in a three-piece suit, but it won't become human.

>>715487385

Norge og kultur i samme setning? hahahah

eneste kulturen vi har er lørdagspizza og taco.

>>715487351
>Norwegian girl rejected me
> all women there are whores.

proving yourself wrong.

>>715487651
Og olje

I fucked Norway once, it was cold

>>715487385
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/asyl-debatten/listhaug-kommer-til-aa-gjoere-alt-jeg-kan-for-at-vi-faar-saa-faa-asylsoekere-som-mulig-neste-aar/a/23822870/
Ting blir jallfall gjort i Norge. Motsettning te andre Europeiske land. Bedre enn ingenting.

>>715487651

Heller det enn radikal islamsk terrorisme :^)

>>715477384
With 5 million people I'm surprised this even a country.
I guess I understand the historical preamble though. I just would've expected them to be more populous by now.

Nice place, but expensive. It's that fucking oil money inflating all the prices. Which works out locally I guess, since it also means low level employees are making an obscene income.
Still some shit is just too through the roof. Mostly the artificially inflated/borderline criminalized stuff like tobacco and alcohol.
All it does is create a market for blackmarket Russian cigs and locally brewn moonshine.
At least they got the moonshining worked out nationally to such a degree by now that they actually manage to keep the methanol out, usually.

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>>715487351
>Norwegian girl rejected me
>all women there are whores

what is norway

>>715482783
Not legal anymore

Sverige är Bätre.

>>715477384
Hvor mange fra Norge da?
Trondheim her :o)

>>715484147
hvilken buss er det?

>>715480264
Holy shit, I think there was a fat uggo in the line. Must be a 'murican exchange student

>>715487996
i overkant 4,5 millioner levende personer er fra Norge

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Nåreg!!

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>>715487385
Det verste er dagens unge som ikke klarer å se begge sidene av saken. De synes det er så flott å hjelpe de stakkars "flyktningene" og kaller deg for rasist når du ber de se hva som skjer når de kommer hit.
En kompis av meg ble kasta ut av et "election party" i oslo pga han heiet på Trump og de tolererte ikke å ha en ignorant rasist på besøk.

Dette er framtiden vår. Akkurat nå har vi noen som i det minste har senket influksen av søppla hit, men tenk deg om 20år.
Fy faen.

in high school there was a foriegn exchange girl from norway with fat tits , so i like norway

>>715488290
Vittig du

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>>715487041

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>>715487385
>Vi klarer ikke å ta vare på våre eldre en gang
Hva faen er det du prater om? Har jobbet på sykehjem i seks år med demente osv, vi klarer det utmerket.

>>715488667
Mer

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>>715477655
Was at a 4 day conference here in Norway, every night there was drinkin and party. First night I made a Breivik joke, turns out the girl I talked to lost her sister there..
> TFW not getting invited to parties the 2 next days.

>>715489124
Yeah, no, don't make fucking Breivik jokes to Norwegians.

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>>715489124
Everyone lost someone that day, dont be a dick.

>>715477655
I fucked a survivor. She swam to shore.

>>715489075
Ikke han, men er ganske kjent at folk i fengsel har det bedre enn de eldre har det på sykehjem

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>>715489316
this is her butthole btw

>>715477384

another white country destroyed by the jews

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminism_in_Norway

>>715489379
Ja, fordi de eldre er syke og pleietrengende.

>>715489427
Looks like a bullet wound

>>715488514

Jeg bryr meg ikke om det er rasistisk noe mer. Alle innvandrere som ikke kan norsk og mangler respekt bør bli kastet rett ut og få slite med sine egne problemer. Men folk flest synes det er bedre at det florerer med voldtektsmenn som tyr til vold og gjør det farlig å gå i gatene.

Kast de for helvete ut til hølet de kom fra og la dem slite med sine egne problemer, det er ikke vårt problem, men det kan vi ikke gjøre, fordi #NoRacism #HumanRights

>>715489075

Ikke på landsbasis.

>>715480827
Funny thing is, Norway is just getting harder and harder to get into for immigrants and refugees. Most don't want to come here anymore because of all the shit they have to go through.

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>>715489427

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Vikings.

NIGGERS

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>>715489581
Du høres ut som om du er godt kjent rundt landets sykehjem. Fortell. Kom gjerne med konkrete forslag til forbedringer.

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>>715489734

Har ofte hørt om saker der eldre ikke er blitt tatt hånd om, og det blir såklart verre med eldrebølgen som kommer. Om vi så skal ta i mot så mange flyktninger så kommer vi ingen vei.

>>715490195
Pic related viser et udmærket eksempel på en helt manglende forståelse for tingenes sammenhæng, ligesom du gør her. Der er ingen som helst sammenhæng mellem ældrepleje og flygtninge

>>715486729
>Not to sound edgelordy, but I wish Breivik got to kill a whole lot more of those oblivious niggerlovers with their heads so far up their ass they think that smell what is coming. Look at fucking sweden, I wont even use capital s for them anymore.

Being friends with several survivors from that whole thing, I can tell you most of them aren't nearly as pro-multiculturalism as you think. Most of them think that we need stricter immigration laws and better integration, and thought so back then too.

>>715489124
Ting som ikke skjedde/10

>>715489608
Why do you gotta dox these girls?
Why are you virgins on a crusade to rid the world of fun sluts?

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Sami Norwegians tho

>>715486729
>We need to wipe out the whites with acts of terrorism to alert them to the threat posed by dark people breathing their air.

>>715481923
That's like being the smartest kid in special ed.

>>715491148
Yea, if by special ed you mean elite class

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>>715490707
For the lulz. Welcome to /b/.

pic related is her sister Anette

>>715491590
Those tits are so hot

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>>715491739
kek

>>715477384

It has sucked since Thor killed the ice giants.

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>>715491739
Not to ruin the fun, but the girl is 13-14 in the nudes... so mods?
source? i know her

>>715492042
Let me guess, she went to your school

Please keep this thread discussion only, if you want to post nudes then make your own thread

>>715492232
nop, but we are from the same area.

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>>715492249
no u

>>715491690
they look cold

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>>715492249
fuck you

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>>715477384
Cold and dark, but probably looks like an Xmas movie year-round.

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>>715492420
duh, its Norway

Duh, it's the biggest city in Sweden. Smelly though.

Tinder sucks because every Norwegian is an introverted asshole. you get like 800 matches, but noone talks to eachother.

>>715480476
lol that's not fake, they say that shit all the time you dumb fuck

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>>715492868
Sounds like my kind of country.

>>715477536
Walla bror, hva skjer?

>>715492868
My friend never scored more than his year in Norway. He says norwegians are way more open and friendly than danes, so the girls are easier to approach

>>715478737
Would fuck the shit out of any of them.

I had this Norwegian friend who fucked me over. Framed me for a crime I didn't commit.

I helped him constantly because he has asperger's. His sister was hot as fuck too.

anyway, after he dragged me into that whole legal mess, he disappeared and was never heard from again.

Hate that fucker. His sister is still pretty hot.

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>>715489237
Every single one that was shot deserved it

>>715493081
When they are drinking yes. Hooking up is super easy in norway, just not on tinder.

>>715493104
sorry to hear that mate, not all of us are like that.

>>715489237
I'm Norwegian, they're pretty fucking funny. Don't listen to this idiot, everyone loves Breivik jokes.

>>715493379
The Utøya festival, With breivik as headliner

>>715477384
Picece of land inhabited by humans.

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>>715487987

>>715477384
Not as bad as sweden

>>715479950
Did you even read the articles about this or are you just parroting shitty facebook hysteria?
That was an individual issue not to mention it was an actual misunderstanding.
Everyone with an actual say in the matter said that it was bullshit.

>>715483518
Landets beste by

>>715495212
BYEN E BERGEN OG LAGET A BRANN.
(selv om de suger pikk da)

>>715495436
Søg pikk! Andreplass i Tippeligaen

>>715495704
Føkker du? Har faen ikke giddet å følge med i tippeligaen. Nevermind then i guess.

Sandneger her.
Beklager hvis dere ikke liker meg men jeg prøver mitt beste å integrere meg, men blir vanskelig når norske ikke vil henge med deg pga din etniske bakgrunn

>>715495664
Det der er faen meg rett over vannet for der eg bor. Skummelt ._.

>>715478676
Fuck off, Tim

>>715495958
Dra tilbake til pakkisland. Ta med deg Krekar i samme slengen, jææævla stygging.

Seriøst da, sandnegere er kule. De lager jo alle deilig Kebab.

And none of you have a place called Negerbyen (NiggerCity for english speaking).

> plebs

>>715495998
Du er heldig med utsikten!

>>715495958
Nå er det jo slik at nordmenn generelt er lite åpne mot fremmede uansett bakgrunn.
Gi det litt tid. Ta deg en tur eller to på byen hvor folk lar seg slappe av litt.

Hvorfor så jeg aldri slike pene jenter som kledde seg halvnakne når jeg var russ?
Fader ass vestfold russen er tamme i motsetning til resten av landet

>>715477384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbUkUd65NU

>>715496240
Det er jo klart du ikke får det med deg når du bare sitter inne på 4chan i russetia..

>>715496240
æsj sørnorsk er så stygt.

>>715495998
Nordnes er digg.

>>715496097
> Pakistan
> Krekar

Du innser vel at du er helt på bærtur?

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>>715477655
Can someone explain why did agent mulder killed those people? Were they aliens?

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>>715477384
I think there's NORWAY I could move there! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>715496360
Mobilen var ødelagt mesteparten av russetiden faktisk så var mye ute på fest og treff med jevnaldrende russ ;)

>>715496468
They were alien-lovers.

>>715477384
was there a couple years ago. beautiful landscape, really nice people, hot women, mad alcohol prices.

>>715480066
what a viking

>>715495958
Hva med å dra hjem igjen? Der er ikke rom for sånne som deg lenger.

>>715485979
Ekke det store lungegården i Bergen?

>>715484147
Bussen er Kong Midas 2016 hahah, Landslaget til jeg dør

>>715479917
>>715480149
I live there
Global warming has fucked the entire pre january winter we used to have.

Norway is the best. Just finished the last year of school, and being Russ was amazing. Legit excuse to act reckless and do fucked up things!

>>715496467
Ingen bryr seg hvor han er fra

>>715496458
Vet, ikke sant

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>>715478737
Man, good thing they're letting in a bunch of Muslim immigrants whose culture is incompatible with western society. Good thing those girls are probably gonna get raped by a Somalian or a Syrian "refugee". Good thing ((((they)))) are winning the war to eradicate whites.

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>>715483685
yes

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>>715496827
Stemmer det.

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>>715495958
>når norske ikke vil henge med deg pga din etniske bakgrunn

>>715496860
>>715484147
lol Tronen 4 life

>>715497241
>Brasilia_Congresso_Nacional
>Brazil
Are you a nigger?

>>715497241
Good thing Norway have one of the most strict immigrant laws. Do some research before you make a fool of yourself. Google Sylvi Listhaug, our foreign minister.

>>715497346
haha. Jeg er driit trøtt, tror jeg stikker å legger meg. Natta.

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>>715495958

Oil

>>715489237
Why are you guys so butthurt about it? 9/11 killed like 3,000 times as many people and we (Americans) joke about 9/11 all the time

>>715486720
>Are they easy?
lmao, if you're a fat ugly fuck at home you dont magically become attractive in norway.

>>715496643
ja russ er gjerne jevnaldrende

>>715493247
>Hooking up is super easy in norway, just not on tinder.
How does one hook up without the use of tinder?

post bergen sluts

>>715498416
that is the great mystery

>>715498222
I forgot that compared to /pol, this is a kindergarden

>>715497452
Brasil is what Brazil calls itself. It's wrong, of course, but that's just how the file was named.

>>715497700
I don't believe you, every country in Europe is letting in Muslim and African immigrants to displace and eradicate whites.

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>>715498438
fra Fana

>>715498525
fuck you man tell me

>>715498535
That... that didn't answer my question. I don't even know what you mean by that.

played at the chess olympiad in tromso. enjoyed my stay, carlsen really caused a chess boom

>>715477384

omg look at all that luscious wood paneling and solid colored non-gaudy cabinetry.

>>715498707

man she's hot. Do you have any curly hair girl?

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>>715498438
Løvstakken-ish?

>>715483518
What er det torgallmeningen?

>>715498914
You are being sarcastic

>>715498878
>chess
Ha, nerd. I bet you read books too.

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>>715498955
Norwegians dont have curly hair.
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>>715499096
Fuck yeah, håndkolorerte bilder fra 1800-tallet

>>715498753
Butthurt that I said this >>715489124
On /pol people would be nagging to hear the joke, here I didn't even tell it and already i get shit

>>715499144
No I cant read
I played for Kongo

>>715477384
Dutchfag here. I've been to Norway (Oslo and Bergen) twice now. Regardless of everything being quite expensive, it seems vastly superior to where things are heading in my country right now (regarding education, politics, healthcare and more). Besides, I quite like the colder climates and the nature is absolutely incredible to me (as we have nearly none of it left where I live). I'd also prefer to live in a scarcely populated area for a fucking change, as the Netherlands is crammed as hell.
and I fucking love brunost.

10/10 would live

>>715499159
Don't lie to me anon

>>715499144

Not being sarcastic at all. I love Danish/Norwegian interior styling.

>>715498657
reported

>>715485979
no skal jeg stalke deg ;) vet jo akk kor d e :D hah

>>715499336
It looks like the inside of a trailer home from 1973

>>715480149
Muh hometown nigga

>>715499448

yes, and many trailer homes from 1973 were still well appointed. that was before trailer homes became white trash havens.

>>715477655
>hurr durr guis look, im so edgy XDDD

Looks like a nice place to live.

Please let Scotland join the Nordic Council when we get our independence

>88 images

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>>715500578