REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Why the hell not

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>>715469256
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

>>715469256
oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!

yeah yeah, whatever

i buy a brune one

26 kiss less virgin reporting in

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>>715469256
I already have one but I can use another

bullshit but just in the 0.0000000001% chance it could happen, OP is still a fag.

If she looks like pic related. I'm in

Ok.

worth a try tbh

>>715469256
Please...
>If dubs everyone replying in this thread dies horribly instead (except me XD XD XD).

>>715469256
it would be a fucking Christmas miracle
>implying a girl would somehow find her way down in my basement

Ey

>>715469256
I'm in

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>>715469256
reply how?

I want the one in the pic from op

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>>715469256
but will i really be any less alone?

whatever

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>>715469256
24kv reporting, also OP is a fag

But I don't want to lose my wizard powers. Haven't even figured out how to use them yet. Then being my powers and a girlfriend.

>>715469256
Hope this works

how do i reply

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hoping meme magick works. give me a GF!

When did /b/ turn into facebook?

>>715469256
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and is really lame and try to cock block people and make only people that lives in this earth only can pick ugly people losers and ugly people cause the ugly people losers smell like poop and cant get people the normal way and the ugly people losers smell like poop and so the ugly people losers that smell like poop cant cheat so the ugly people losers dont look pathatic and can read people yithout doing the ocd so the ugly people losers can read people by cheating so and the ugly people losers like the ugly bitch so i dont knog uhy iam caring about helping people so i dont help the ugly people losers

>>715469931
About 3 years ago

praise kek

>>715469256
okj

>>715469256
Why not?

>>715469256
nigga you gay

>>715469256
if dubs you die

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>>715469256
nice eyes

>>715469256
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers smell like dog shit and the ugly people losers i have to spend my life the ugly people losers try to cheat to force me to like ugly people losers cause my father is selfish and i have to spend my life to help the ugly people losers that cant make friends or help ugly people cause there so pathatic and smell like poop but besides that iam going to be in pain cause the ugly people losers going to eat my shit so and can cheat so can keep me isolatied so is ugly and can cheat to be better then everybody uhile being ugly like the ugly people losers that smell like poop and the ugly people and the ugly bitch that smell like poop and get angry and is lame and smell like poop

>>715469256
and doesnt care about bothering people uehn people dont like the ugly bitch and the ugly people losers and ugly people try to act attrative

Meme

going to my fuck friend tommorw is this true ?

If u say so

>>715469256
Ahahahahaha gay

>>715469256
u made me..

>>715469256
Im trusting u op

>>715469256
and it is bad enough that is it hard to keep a secret uhen to keep mouth shut but nor ugly people losers that smell like poop can read me

>>715469256
cause the ugly people losers smell like poop say iam force to like ugly people losers so the ugly bitch force me to like the ugly people losers by spliiiting my heart so can read me and the ugly people losers smell like poop and can knor everything befure i do it

>>715469256
ok

Already do m8

>implying

That would be dank.

>>715469256
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
What will my wife say about this?

PUSSY I WANT PUSSY1!!!!!11111111!!!!!11111111!!!!!!1111!!!

Why not

well maybe this will work

wat

Ez GF.

>>715469256
ok

Lets go

>>715469256
"I'll take 'Things That'll Never Happen' for $300, Alex."

Worth a try.

>>715469256
Kill self.

YII

>>715469256
Fuck it

>>715469256
a blonde please

Sure

Today bitch

Fine

ty

>>715469256
I want one

if you say so

If this shit actually fucking works tho

>>715469256
Doubtful but let's try. COME BACK TO ME EX GIRLFRIEND!

i beleeb

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>>715469256

Hell yeah

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None of the guys on 4chan should reproduce and loving any of them would be a giant waste of time. F 21

please

Why not

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>>715469256
Goooo pls my girlfriend broke up with me 5 months ago and I still solo

Ok

<3<3<3

>>715469256
Better be as hot as this girl.

Yes pls

well then lets see where this takes me

>>715471234
You don't deserve love.

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Replying.

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>>715469256
pls

Dammit woman notice my efforts

>>715469256
I fucking wish life worked like that

>>715471138
You could never pass for a women

>>715469256
I choose to believe.

>>715471340
those birds are cuter

Awesome!

>>715471383
It's not my fault no one under 200 pounds will touch your little penis . ;*

Righto.

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Even though I'll lose her in a week or less, that week will be nice.

>>715469256
I choose to believe. What a time to be alive.

  ▲
▲ ▲

>>715469256
of course

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dont want one

I guess I've nothing to loose

>>715469256
Well, I'll lose nothing for trying

Zara
>>715469289

ok

>>715469256
lets hope she aint ugly or dumb....oh wait

alright the bet is on fam

Got nothing to lose

>>715469256
finally

>>715469256
I wish.

>>715471711
She'd have to be both to date you?

going out soon, so might as well..

>>715469256
If i allready have one, do i get a replacement now?

Worth shot

get rekt newfags

Hololo

>>715469256
No.

ho ho

lit

liar

anon is a cuck

Why not

At this point I'm willing to believe in anything.

Give her a name b

>>715469256
oh, what if i don't want to

please kek pls

yeeeee

please be 4/10 or better ty anon

I am a fool

>>715469256
please be true

i will prove you wrong

>>715469256
Ok, let's tempt fate and roll them bones.

fingers crossed

>>715469256
This may be the best bait ever posted on 4chan...and I'm still gonna buy into it!

I don't see the harm.

>>715469256
RIght on

>>715472327
fag

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>>715469256

>>715469256
meh.

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lies!

>>715469256
What if i don't want one?

>>715469256
pls

This is the second saddest thing I've done all year..

Its never worked before but hey, I'm game

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Gee wiz. That's mighty dandy.

niggers

Shit i actually might. Got a date in a few hours

>>715469290
Kill yourself

Nigger i wish

I just want someone to cuddle :3

wow you a magician or what

>>715469256
Adds up

>>715469256
Please!!!

>>715469256
I want a new GF

P-please ;_;

>>715469256
if i get dubs this is true

K

>>715472837
god give me one reroll

>>715469256
Hope my wife doesn't find out

>>715469256
I want a girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ROLL PLEZ. PAPPA FRANKU

>>715469256
ok

I don't think my wife would like that very much.

>>715469256
Rollins

>>715472890
This haha.

>>715469290
JESUS CHRIST

>>715469256
Why not

>>715469256
Ok

>>715469256
roll

>>715469256
That girl in the pic is too perfect for me. How would you even be around such a flawless person all the time? It would never work out I am too weird and insecure about my weirdness

Please...

>>715469256
nice

Hi

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>>715473157

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>>715469256
Its true because i already have

>>715469256
Let's go

OMG, thanks OP

ok

When all else has failed, turned to the dark magic of /b/

>>715469256
Mhhh...

Can't hurt

>>715469256

asking a girl out tomorrow, maybe this BS will help ;)

>>715469256
falsehope.exe is loading...

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>>715469256
I don't fucking believe you. But I am also so fucking lonely.

>>715469256
k

>>715469256
fuck it

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Just want to lick her all over

>>715469256
alright, I don´t have nothing to loose

>>715469256
sure

>>715469256
No I won't.

pls im so lonley ;_;

>>715469256
we shall see

>>715469256
Well there's always a chance.

>>715469256
Wow, she is beautiful. What is her name?

tinder here i come

>>715469256
What a spicy prophecy

Don't disappoint me

>>715469256
wowowow niggniggnigg

>>715469256
sure

>>715469256
i believe

>>715469256

c<sczczs

deep

thank

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>>715469256
Second thread I've seen like this in less than 1 minute. Putting myself in for double chance.

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>>715474507
Was OP's pic in other thread.

yes please

Gib gf pls.

You wouldn't lie to me, would you anon?

>>715469256
might as well

>>715469256
k

>>715469256
You sure?

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>>715469256

DEUS VULT.

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Thansk OP

>>715469256
I don't want a girlfriend, I only want to get laid

>>715469256
Heh

Im not sure that's how it works

>>715469256
That would be great, please let me have a girlfriend by tomorrow.

>>715469256
There actually is a slight chance it will happen tomorrow, so I might as well.

Ok

Why not

>>715469256
I wish, for someone looking like that pic and innocent. Though got other priorities now, not sure how I would support her not being F.I.

>>715469256
may the gods be in my favor

thanks mr girlfriend

EwE

no thanks

>>715469537
I like those odds

Just in case

I can share my sisters and cousins pics on vola but only if you'll prove me that you'll not post them here and start thread of them

>>715469256
give

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>>715469256
Eh, fair enough

P L E A S E

>>715469256
pleaes

>>715469256
I DONT BELIVE BUT WHAT THE HELL

better be safe

Tomorrow I'm seeing a girl that I like so, why not?

>>715469256
neat

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>>715469256
Okay but don't tell my wife.

yes pls im despretetetete

going to a thing tonight. wish me luck /b/oys

i dont believe you, but suprise me

what the hell why not

Neat, its been a while since I've disappointed a woman

>>715469256
Based Jesus?

Oh well...

>>715469256
if I already have a girlfriend, that means I get to keep her?

Here's hoping

Yesh

You wish!

op is a faggot, but i could use some luck rn so fuck it