What personality disorder have you been diagnosed with/think you have?

>>715462019
you dont think our "relationship" has run its course?

>>715462202
Sorry what?

>>715462281
are you going to honestly sit here and assert that we are 'rock solid'

>>715462509
Bro whats your angle here?

>>715462019
alcohol

>>715462615
If you're addicted to alcohol you probably have an underlying personality disorder

>>715462609
you cant fix anything if you dont acknowledge it

>>715462722
Nice try you actually had me for a brief second, has that worked on anyone?

>>715462019
Sociopath

I have schizophrenia, although i've never had the most common symptom which is hearing voices or hallucinating ghosts or spirits

>>715462019
I fucking loose it if someone is eating loudly or Russle papers /comics ex near me I get a deep down feeling where I want to punch the fuck out of them but I give my self a time limit until I say something then I go all tense and agitated hoping they will stop
I have trown food away and smashed the whole plate set before my wife did not like that but hey fuck em
Also I don't allow anyone to use my cup /beer glass /and sit in my chair
>I must sit on a cold toilet seat or I get all agitated and can't shit
Also I can't be in a crowded room as I need to cover my face in fear of fart air
>work this shit out
All true I have had treatment for depression but it was ruled out and anxiety
>diagnose this please

>>715462718
No. He believes himself to be a bottle of alcohol. It is tragic.

fairly sure i have dependent personality disorder
its shit

>>715462718
I'm not an alcoholic. I've been drinking every day for the last 8 years but I can stop any time I want

>>715462019
Avoident

>>715462853
Autism level 6000

>>715462837
What's the most startling trait you have and have you seen A beautiful mind?

>>715462853
"I fucking loose it if someone is eating loudly or Russle papers /comics ex near me I get a deep down feeling where I want to punch the fuck out of them but I give my self a time limit until I say something then I go all tense and agitated hoping they will stop"
Thats misophonia

>>715462853
What the fuck are you talking about you fucking nigger? Goddamn this website has gone to shit you sound like such a fucking autistic faggot

>>715462971
i talk to myself alot like im having an important conversation and i used to wander around the city for no apparent reason when i stopped taking my medication

>>715462971
yes i've seen A Beautiful Mind great movie

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>I can't fucking believe no anon is going to talk about my shit
>I just payed everything out

>>715462019
None. I'm just an asshole.

>>715462818
you dont see us drifting apart? you havent stopped coming around as often? your opinion hasnt started turning sour?

>>715462019

PTSD and major depression!

mild OCD

think about death too much, get trapped in thought loops where my dad gets dementia and dies.

it's been less recently though

>>715462924
You might have a subtype of bpd, with a few of them, dependence is a big trait. Which is what I think I have.

>>715462832
>twisted fucking cycle path

Depression also i'm bipolar

Clinically diagnosed

>>715463110
Just met the girl, but again nice try.

>>715462986
Did you seriously just quote his post but using actual quotation marks?

>>715463152
I have OCD for real and I think about things like sowing my mother's vagina shut and drilling in people's eyes and molesting kids.... medication works wonders though

>>715463275
yes

>>715463074
Almost as good as A Watchwork Tangerine

>>715463074
Sorry you're going though that, seems to be from what I've seen, the most debilitating personality disorders, gotta be terrifying to have your reality that distorted.

>>715463312
Seek help

>>715462019
Homosexuality

>>715463253
you must be one of those one day i walk out and never come back type

>>715463355
Schizophrenia isn't a personality disorder

>>715463355
yeah you got double dubs my man congrats

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>>715463045
No honestly that's what I'm like
>well fuck you cunt

>>715462019
Diagnosed bi-polar.
Hallucinations and all.

>>715463459
how isn't it

>>715462615
>>715462837
>>715463114
>>715463152
>>715463234
>>715463283
those are not personality disorders you morons

I was diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder 5 years ago. It got me medically discharged from the military even though it didn't interfere with my duties at all. Now the military pays me about $30k a year and the government pays me another $22k on top of that, which just enables the behaviors that are common with the disorder.

>>715463321 mental disorder apologies.

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>>715462019
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

depression

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>>715462019
Im for certain a narcissist and i think this site has turned me into a sociopath as well.

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>>715462019
I attempt to kill the active world of my mind to gain complete tyrannical control of my reality in an attempt to create my consciousness into a world where only I exist and nothing else matters because I hate the world and desire a better one. Tldr, I try to use my mind to devoid reality of it'smeaningfulness so one day only my consciousness will exist... as it should be

>>715462019
I have 7 of the 10 signs of sociopathy

>>715463657
How's the lsd trip coming along?

>>715463550
Are you doing anything to aid the recovery?

>>715463657
edgy

>>715463528
Personality disorders usually don't have a break from reality or psychotic symptoms (such as full blown sensory hallucinations) as severe as schizophrenia. There is a similar personality disorder called schizotypal personality disorder which is similar to schizophrenia but doesn't have full blown hallucinations

>>715463964
Nope. Aside from "fake it til you make it" there is nothing to do. I mostly just stay at home, play video games, watch tv and beat off. I hang out with my brother and cousin every few weeks or so, but aside from that I only leave the house to buy shit.

>>715463964
i wanted to make you aware and let you vent your frustrations but i am a psychopath so i will sit in this withdraw further from you and do nothing.

>>715463740
Honestly this sounds more characteristic of a dissociative hallucinogen such as DXM or ketamine

>>715464212
oh ok good explanation m80

well besides schizophrenia i have moderate ADHD

>>715464235
>>715464223
You could take steps to recovery pretty easily, but considering your illness that isn't very likely for you to do. As with most disorders I guess,

>>715464235
so enjoy while i mentally check out. we can all play pretend and act like everyone's all sunshine and wide smiles while the roof caves in around us.

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High functioning autism, OCD, and bi polar disorder from both mom and dad, wew.

>>715464604
You realise i didn't originally respond to you right?

>>715464212
There is also paranoid personality disorder

Schizophrenia doesn't always have hallucinations (since DSM-5)

we'll be fine!

Social Anxiety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmEJEfy5f50

>>715462019
Dissociative Identity Disorder.

>>715465100
All gonna die eventually anyway I guess, might as well delve further into illness and see what crazy shit happens.

>>715465244
The one true anon! ... sorry.

>>715465091
Correct, schizophrenia does not always have hallucinations, but it can. Whereas personality disorders cannot have them (or at least not as severely realistic ones). Thinking you can hear people whispering about you when a fan is on is different than having conversations with entirely realistic visual hallucinations

>>715465392
What if the fan IS talking to you?

>>715462019
Autism or asperger

>>715465553
What's your favourite hobby?

>>715465504
Then we are either in the matrix or a sentient AI has taken full control of the grid and manipulating electrical pulses to induce rhythmic sound from electronics that approximately represent human speech patterns

>>715462019
am acoustic

>>715465721
What pill are you gonna take morpheus? Because sadly AI isn't quite this advanced yet.

>>715463114
>PTSD

From what? Did one of your mother's current boyfriends say, "No!" to you?

>>715465929
Sorry to HEAR man, have you considered going to get guitar sessions?

>>715462019
None

>>715465974
>sadly HUMAN AI isn't quite this advanced yet
fix'd

Also morpheus is the one offering the pill, not taking it jesus

i think i have a really great personality disorder

its the dirsorder where you have a great perosnaliy and everyone loves you fo rit

Narcissistic

I'm a psycopath, gf is borderline

>>715467878
>twisted fucking cycle path

>>715462019
I'm perfectly normal. Everyone else is stupid.

I'm >>715463550 and this edgelord >>715464235 >>715464604 ain't me.

I'm a socoipath.

SPD (Schizoid personality disorder) faggot here

>>715462019
OCD, anxiety, depression and persecution complex. Probably more too, all self diagnosed.

I should probably see a doctor but fuck it.

>>715462019
Depression/Bipolar II

Self diagnosed, don't want to go to the doctors

>>715462019

Borderline Personality Disorder

>>715462019
Professionally diagnosed PTSD, with hyper-vigilance, and night terrors.

anxiety and depression. I self medicate with alcohol and pills

ADHD and depression

Professionally diagnosed with ptsd, hyper vigilance and identity disorder.

Anusburgers

I'm special

>>715462932
then do it ya puss