ITT: We guess how many times we have jerked off. About 2,000

>>715443740
easy enough to calculate a rough estimate. Average of 2 times a day since I was 13 so... ~8000

>>715443740
at least about 6000 times

>>715443740
what are you like 14?

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>>715443740
Over 9000

>>715443740
>how many times you jerked off
>bout 2k
oh.. you mean today lol

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By my calculations I have masturbated approximately 2300 times. But let's take this further.
>The average male expels an average of 4ml of semen per ejaculation. >4ml*2300ejaculations=9200ml
>9200ml is equal to 9.2 liters or 2.4 US gallons approximately

Around 10k

>>715444730
This is my conservative estimate btw.

23,155

About 10000 times ~ 5 gallons

>>715444730
but can you go further?

2920

>>715445299
Oldfag detected

>>715444213
Similar numbers here.
11,680

Probably around 3.5k

I have never ejaculated only teased myself, im saving my first load for my wife.

>>715445466
I'm sure she'll love receiving that load in 10 seconds.

>>715445374
Yes.

>The average cum shot contains 100million sperm cells.
>100million*2300=2.3*10^11
>I have expelled at least 230billion sperm cells to date
>At my current pace this number will reach 657billion

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16 years worth of masturbation. Most of it was to hentai since i was a kid.

5475
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At least 1.5x per day for the last 10 years

>>715445545
*657billion by the time I'm 30 years old

>I fucked it up

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i'd have to say about tree fiddy

>>715443740
this might help. replace cigarettes with faps
quitnow ca/quitting/calculate-my-savings

>>715445521
I'm not having sex for the pleasure, only for the purpose of reproduction

>>715445695
nigger

>>715445695
kys

>>715445695
I remember when I was 12, how catholic are your parents kiddo?

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>>715445665
samefag here
10950 and counting

about 13 000

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Started fapping at age eleven. Currently 20. Twice a day. 365 x 9 is 3285. Times two is 6570. Taking into account the random times where I jacked off 3+ times (usually on stimulants) I'd have to guess the number is close to 6600.

1 million times

>>715443740
are you 15?? i'm around 25.000

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>>715445466
>>715445695
Good sir has anyone told you that you are a faggot?

Somewhere around exactly 6,570.

Estimated 4500 times since I was about 12 years old

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>>715443740
>2,000
i probably hit 2000 during my first year...
or are you only 12yo...

>>715444444

>>715445466
lol your going to give her internal hemorrhageing when you blow your load

>>715443740
>>715444213

>>715444213
Same here

>>715443740
Started fapping at 8.
Fap anywhere between 3-10 times a day (Actual addict)
Taking five as nice measurement.
Fapped 29,200 times dropping roughly 25.6 gallons of spunk in that time (Probably more like 23 since I didn't hit puberty for a couple years are jacking it)

>>715443740

Between the ages of 12 to 16, I probably masturbated 200 times per year.

16 to 18, probably like 300 per year.

Running total (800 + 600 = 1400)

18 -> 19, 400 times (T = 1800)
19 -> 21, 600 times (T = 2400)
22, 600 times (T = 3000)

About 3000 times. Had sex with a partner (mostly girls) about 1200 times with about 60ish partners though.

So sexual activity from 12 to 22 is approximately 4200 times of ejaculation.

>>715443740
11,200

On average once a day (sometimes more) since Oct 17th, 2003. So....about 3,345 at the minimum.

>>715446775

>22
>60 partners

I'm going to go ahead and kill myself now. I haven't even kissed a girl.

>>715446856
Fuck, forgot to carry the 1. I meant 4,805.

>>715445404
I don't get it

>>715443740
I can say I'm well above 15,000

>>715443740

Some 4700 times based on 1 ejaculation a day (I only rarely do it more than once a day) since I was 13 (23 today), not accounting for periods with gf's tho

about 2100 times
since I was 12 now 19

>>715446913
Yeah, either that or become a rapist.

>>715443740
4 times a day * 365 days/year * 20 years (since10) = 29K200

2 or more times a day for 21 years now...approximately 15000 to 16000 times

25 yo now,fap for 13 years, 365 days, for half the year maybe i fap twice. so around 7000 times. thank you op for bringing this to my attention

>>715443740
yeah close to 3000 if my maths is right

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Let's see..

About 3 times a day for the last 12 years... 365x12... Minus those days I was in the hospital...

Around 13000.

1000 times per year x 20 years. 20,000 times. i would like to think I have at least another 40,000 in me.

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so here goes:
>from 10 years old to 16 years old i jacked off every day meaning 2190
>from 16 to right now when im 19 i jack off every 2 to 3 days meaning about 547 times
>therefore ive jacked off 2737 times
>and also ever since im 16 i usually always cum twice at least, every time i jacked off it means ive came about 3831 times in my life

>>715446775


1200 times by 22? Between 12 and 22 is 3560 days. That means you had sex once every three days between the ages of 12 and 22.

>>715443740
Accidentally discovered at sleep over when turok 64 came out.

Done every day since even though at that time I didnt know what it was.

At least 7,300 times. Maybe more because some days i just go round after round.

>>715447007
Hes pointing out his suspicion youre probably older than most on this website.

>>715446856
love how this anon remembers the exact day

>>715443740

Figuring average 2x a day since I was 12, in fact some times more or less.

30*2*364 = 21840

just a guess.

Well I'm 28, cant remember exactly when i started but lets say 11. That means 19 years of fapping.

If I leave a year or two to account for the days i got laid/just didnt fap i'd say that leaves me at about 6,500 times.