No rekt thread? The fuck is going on /b?

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>>715417919

>>715418045
titties

>>715418917
jesus that kid is gonna remember that forever

>>715418045
Airbags saved her

>>715417919
good thread so far

>>715418216
Story?

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>>715419429
>filename

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some of the ones i'm posting are a little played out, but my webms are too large now since they changed it

>>715419294
EXTREME MOVEMENTS!

>>715421193
lawd- talk about letting yourself go

>>715419429
88 MILES PER HOUR

>>715421111
check em

>>715418255
Omfg those feet are hnng

>>715420363
WHy his neck go like that

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>>715421628

>>715421628
guy hit him at a weird angle i guess

>>715417919

You don't fuck around lathes, son.

>>715419427

Pizza man didn't get there in 30 mins or less.

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>>715421673
>filename

>>715418216
>>715419427
>>715421989
>I HAE DERIVERY!

>>715419180
>China

He'd of sold his mother for a dozen real eggs given the chance.

>>715422416
Sometimes, you don't gotta go fast.

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>>715422525
well memed

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>>715418366
>mfw he rolls forwards

>>715418588
Holy shit. Did a tire pop and blow that guy out of his helmet and his...other helmet?

>>715421111
nice quads snek

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>>715417919

>>715419275
top kek

>>715419366
>there can be only one person wearing an orange shirt and blue and white pants, and it's me!

>>715419618
>one-eyed Wanda

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>>715422835
thx m8, highpoint of my day

>>715422817
its a test dummy

>>715418588
this is not a real person

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>>715418255

>>715423066
>>715423092
>test dummy
>not real person
i think the pc term is African-American

>>715418917
waht is emergency stop button

>>715421614
>that truck is still moving. you think he sees us?
>just ignore it and keep walking. we'll be fine.

>>715422227
I'm gonna remember this next time I masturbate with nutella

>>715423056
His screams are delightful.

>>715420396
Cute kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMP7wzMW4_s

never see this on here.

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>>715423267
kek
>>715423440
yeah his face during the closeup is key

>>715419366
Ow

>>715423531
noice wan - would webm it but the sound is the best part

>>715423353
>US guard reserve loads cargo plane like a bunch of assholes and kills they're fellow soldiers

fixed

>>715419427
It was at a jewelry store he was putting his items in a bag and then went up stairs to checkout

>>715423353
Not a B52, not shot down. 747 cargo plane brought down to what was most likely a cargo shift do to incorrect securement. Basically cargo inside came loose, shifted to the back of the plane as it lifted off. That shifted the center of gravity so far back that there was no way to control the aircraft. 6 people died, plus a $150m dollar aircraft, all because some fuckup on the load crew didn't secure a strap.

>>715423862
DAMN that is fucking owned

>>715423862
Cool

>>715418045
Cow tipping is real?

>>715419506

The nope is real

>>715424221
>hey guyz!!! look how new i am!!1!

>>715419427
Thief gets killed by gun owner

>>715421673

only vid to make me flinch so far. I skip that fucking sick people shit

>>715418365
ahahhaha

>>715423883
Meh. The pilot should check his load before he takes off. A truck driver is expected to, so why not a pilot, a supposedly superior occupation

>>715424496
Been here since '05, not really new, I just hate fun. I also post the correct explanations to 'nerve gas', and all the 'did he dead' videos of the guy caught in arc flash incident.

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>>715418588

>>715422358
China and Russia rule the future. It's going to be a bleak future.

>>715422358
That's what I mean - it's the day he lost the chance of getting a dozen real eggs.

>>715424730
Its ok, I appreciate your presence for the same reason. Can't have fun

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>>715424983
>bleak future.
as opposed to the non-stop funstravaganza we call the present?

>>715424420
KEK!!

>>715424825
Look at those retards and their phones. Literally the entire bottom of the barrel of intelligence in one video. I hope everything last one of them kills themselves for being such garbage

>>715422950
underfuckinrated.

>>715422227
Confirmed fake, he dressed his cat up in a dog costume

>>715421936
I always thought that the fry vat cleaning rod-type-thing would make a good weapon.

>>715424698
STORY?

>>715425161
Yes but China and russia dont love freedom, justice, peace.

>tfw most of my coolest videos are gore mp4's with sound
Didn't they used to allow gore here? Been a while it seems. Is it just from lack of interest?

>>715418217

Is he kill?

>>715422950
classic kek

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>>715417919

walk it off pussy

>>715418216
the dust from those sound waves

>>715418690
holy shit

>>715420396
nature is brutal

>>715421693
did he died?

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>>715418365
Yes sir, how can I help you this evening?

>I'd like to become a teletubby

Say no more fam

>>715421936
this reminds me of vice city(gta)
go and start beating people up!!

>>715422836
What? You don't leave your car in neutral when you get out?

>>715419366
that file name

>>715417919
>Ping was lathe to rest that day.

>>715425720
nah, couple advils later and he was in the club that same evening

>>715422685
+1

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Image: Screaming victim of torture

>>715425954
Never gets old.

>>715421199
filename

>>715426092
they should've decreased the ragdoll effect slider, too unrealistic

>>715422841
Never any danger, safety railing

>>715423967
Seemed like a good idea at the time

>>715421614
Shit like this pisses me off. How the fuck do you not see a bigass red fucking truck? I give the kid a pass, but the mother? I hope she's paralyzed from the neck down.

>>715421614
Angle mort

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>>715422950
made my fucking night

>>715424438
That guy got out of there in a hurry

>>715423066
>its a test dummy
Punctuation matters
>It's a test, dummy.

>>715423018
>perfect landing

>>715426274
He limbos like Hermes from futurama for a short moment

>>715418217
Mondays, amirite?

>>715420435
isn't that gta5?

>>715424698
Looks like a hostage situation

>>715417919
It's shocking how powerful those things are.

>>715421936
https://youtu.be/2_OJzuUP3Kg

>>715426263
Videogames might have lied to you. Also, trees are not THAT resistant either.

>>715426651
he didn't get shocked, tho

>>715426547
great documentary

>>715426692
i hate the video cause the damn bitch screaming in the background. stfu bitch and let the niggers fight

>>715425485
Are you retarded?

>>715423056
>>715423440
HOoOoOoOoOLY SHIIT

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>>715417919
I just posted that video 3 hours ago, in a different wrecked thread. Put up your dukes.

>>715426568
nah, San Andreas 2: Big Smoke's Revenge

>>715426870
are you new?

>>715426891
>wrecked
nice gif tho

>>715425190
>in a rekt thread
>watching countless humans die gruesomely
>talks shit on a couple guys killing a goat and recording it

nice bait anon, 2/10 because i replied

>>715426888
MY LEGS BROKEEEEEEEEEEE

>>715422692
He got served...

>>715422286
i remember there's a still of this were the flame is hitting his face and it just says

"wake up"

>>715418675
LMAO

>>715422632
then he drowns the man, damn

>>715426359
Didn't even look.

>>715426667
What a shame

>>715424698
Why shoot him? He was alone, so you could have tazed him. Nice headshot though.

>>715427336
wtf? I like safety belts now.

>>715423202
>2 seconds in
>nope [Close]

>>715427392

Because why take chances?

>>715427475
Kitty looked like he was going to get away. Justice for dusty 2

>>715427392
this was before every cop had a tazer, plus tazers often fail to incapacitate, the kid would be dead if so.

>>715427031
>hey guys
>why are we wasting money on boom boom
>when we're already dropping 700 pounds of steel on them at above terminal velocity

>>715420396
kitter nom noms

>>715426751
What documentary?

>>715425161
Mr. President

>>715420934
anyone know the story?

>>715427475
i always find it odd that ppl can watch other ppl getting horribly mutilated but the moment it's animals? Nope. Not judging, just a fascinating human behavior.
>>715427635
"The Bridge" - 2004 doc, about ppl jumping off the golden gate and how it's a prime destination to an hero

>>715421936
It's my birthday, don't I get a free pie?

>>715422632
Hope that guy didn't end up paralyzed ffs

>>715417919
http://www.strawpoll.me/11886498

>>715425386
? There's like 20 gore threads a day

>>715426692
When you call for Blackup.
But still: Around Blacks Never Relax

>>715427772

It's because we're all pretty sure other people deserve it.

Animals, however, are just stupid animals. They can't really make moral decisions like people can, so they never really deserve it. Plus, they're usually videos of people doing things to animals, not animals doing things to themselves. Notice the lioness eating the fawn didn't bother anyone, but the cat that was clearly thrown into the alligator pit engendered sympathy for the animal because some piece of shite human's morality (or immorality, more specifically) affected it in an unnatural way.

>>715427839
yeah that would've been awkward

>>715428000
I assume he meant to ask if they allowed mp4 with sound, and his autistic brain switched the words

>>715428144
This

>>715424638
Holy Horns Batman

>>715427729
2 locals didnt see big ass wave

>>715421901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wgXNd8Vwmc
I didn't work with lathes, but I use to build roof trusses and we had a roller press that was 2 gigantic rollers 1 1/2 inches apart to finish pressing plates into the trusses. It was like the one in the linked vid but went a lot faster. I was always afraid I'd fall into the fucker and end up 1 1/2inches of paste

>>715424934
shoe came off, he ded

>>715427031
I feel like it would have made a slightly larger explosion. Was this a test of sorts?

>>715418217
Filename kek.

>>715425327
guy was holding his baby hostage with a knife to the baby's throat. this was down in south america and the cops had been negotiating with him for hours walking down that highway. as the negotiator leaves the frame to the right, it distracts the guy long enough for the cop to put the pistol to his head and domerock him

Am I the only one who thinks the worst one was the pup getting fuckin eaten?

>>715428579
Kinetic kill, no explosives. Reduces collateral damage.

>>715428579
test, yes. replaced the explosives with concrete, so you can take out a vehicle when you dont want to kill everything in a 2 block radius, like in a city.

>>715426243
possibly the worst example of cpr i've ever seen

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>>715428144
yep this, watching a eagle drag a goat off a cliff is neato but watching a person beat a dog with a shovel, get caught in an explosion, cat get its teeth ripped out, fuk u fagits. pic related

>>715428667
Yeah, I assumed it was either that, or special effects.

>>715422950
you're a class act

>>715427031
Where is the KaBoom? There is supposed to be a Big KaBoom!

>>715426667
he forgot the glue

>>715428613
that kids gonna be deaf as fuck know?
might be able to inhale air horn gas without the hassle at least

>>715421628
Basic physics, jerome

>>715428503
that is one serious fucking wave haha it looked like some floodgates got opened. should not have been fucking around in there

>>715425555
Checked

>>715428937
lets be real, this is south america. should have just shot the baby too and done us all a favor population is too big as it is. but i think the baby was actually fine besides a scratch or bruise from the fall

>>715428613
Ive seen simular results on a guy holding a little girl at knifepoint. They tossed a bottle of water because they were talking a long time. Before he reaches he looks back behind and the female cop whips a gun out just like the video. Boom before he looks back

>>715429211
its all about slight of hand. he just had his gun ready to go out of the holster and was just keeping it out of view till the moment was right. sneaky sneaky

>>715425485
Nah he'll be fine, he'll snap right back to work. He's just a bit wound up atm.

>>715420890
player 3 has joined the game

>>715418690
Dear god that sound...

>>715425190
people kill animals all the time dumbass. its 100% normal. you must be a vegan or something.

>>715428937
have you ever fired a gun? people shoot them all the time without hearing protection, ears will ring a bit then you wont notice anything.

>>715427392
Sure lets taze a man with a knife to the throat of a kid. Because tazers never fail to bring you down or make your arms move because of the shocking volts in ya right?

>>715428567
made me kek for some reason

>>715424934
saw this live.
thats jake brown. he ends up walking away just fine.

>>715419506
>>715424460
Fortunately, this is fake.

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>>715429339
kek, good one

>>715427392
You do not understand how Tasers work. Which isn't surprising given that you can't even spell it.

Anyone have the interview with Trump and Wolf Blitzer?

>>715426243
>first frame
>bottom left
niggers swimming in a drainage ditch. ffs dirty mexicants

>>715426263
kek

>>715427028

>watching a defenseless animal being killed

Yeah you're REAL fuckin' edgy.

>>715423967
what, no ramp?

>>715430056
is this bait? i cant tell anymore.
>pretends to be retarded
>haha jokes on them i was just playing

>>715424438
I caused one of these at a pepsi distribution center growing up.

>>715430348

>WOW EVRYONE LOOK AT ME

Kill yourself.

>>715428882
>There is supposed to be an Earth-shattering KaBoom

Get it right.

>>715426547
I dont know why people jump off bridges to kill themselves, its fucking water like it cant hurt you

>>715422094
Anyone else see him eject upside down? Wow

>>715430765
not sure if troll or just a tiny penis

>>715418917
My literal worst fear as a child

>>715424825

not a half bad plan. went off without a hitch

>>715425658
I never noticed she's actually buckled in so that actually went on for much longer than the gif.

>>715429879

if i recall, this was brazil

still niggers though

>>715427729
>>715420934

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad7_1379614043

>>715431155
watch how casually the woman sitting in the background leaves. she scared as fuck but handles it like a champ.

>>715431363
you are fucking dead!

>>715418917
how does that even happen??

>>715418917
Witnessed! My step grand father choking/trying to drown my mom; never will forget. My mom and dad have kept me from hunting him down in Kentucky and killing him.

>>715431149
Both

>>715431630
well shit, stay off drugs, kids.

>>715430375
Did they fire your ass?

>>715431658
problem?

>>715418255
Please stop promoting this shitty meme.

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>>715422841
I woulda pooped myself

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>>715431681
>watches a bunch of murder
>allgood.jpg
>watches one broken dick

>>715431630
Don't they know that hitting dirt is bad for the hatchet? Especially if they hit stone or even pebbles.

>>715419294
Did he died?

anybody got tips for reducing the size of my webms? i tried reducing the resolution in my usual video editing programs but it says "audio streams not allowed" ITT when i try to post it, even though there was no sound to begin with

>>715417919

Did he ded??

>>715432045
Nope

>>715432381
Accidentaly my dick

Actually, HOW do they get it in?

And do they do it for their own enjoyment, or payment in return for someone elses fucked up enjoyment?

>>715431155
full story?

>>715432647
Probably thought it was funny, and then realized he couldn't get it off. Instead of going straight to the hospital, he tried about a thousand different things, all the while his meat stick was being deprived of oxygenated blood.

>>715422358

He'd of? Of? It's HAVE, you total fucking retard.

>>715424934
name this move /b/

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>>715424825
I mean, if you've got to slaughter a goat on the farm, thats not a bad way to do it. fucking assholes on their phones though

>>715432927
Multiple scissors into shoe flip

>>715424825
nice katana,weeb.

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>>715431681
sweet mother fucking baby jesus

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>>715433059
*unsheathes sword*
Try picking on someone your own size
hee-yah

>>715433198
Ah well, still got laid

>>715418217
did he died?

>>715433251
I'm a jolly fat guy that works in a soup kitchen a couple times a month, takes out the trash for the old ladies in my building, and separates out my recyclables. But if I came across somebody doing that, I don't think I could stop myself from beating them to death and dismembering the corpses.

>>715430375
i did a similar thing in a factory - was fucking around doing 180s with the lift and i backed up into 2 Siemens motors (worth 180k each) which were bolted onto pallets, tipped them both over. I was nervous af but the foreman said "did you do it on purpose?" when i said ofc not he said "well we're insured so who cares" Good times.

>>715418365
I laughed so hard at this i couldnt even take the rest of the post seriously

>>715418690
But there's no place i rather be

>>715422227
That heart on the laptop screen.

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>>715433481

>>715433505
A jolly do-gooder volunteer in a rekt thread on 4chan. You sure are full of surprises.
Yeah i hear you tho, my roommate way back when was sick of stray cats pissing on his BBQ so he ground up broken glass into a bowl with some tuna, more than once. Never had a cat problem after that. I'm not that touchy-feely but it made me feel odd

>>715419429
Lost cause of filename

>>715424221
Pretty sure it was nerve gas.

Faggot

>>715423056
>Hoooly shit! I broke my leg!
you sure, bro? maybe it's just a sprain

>>715423202
You know, I think if I saw someone doing this I wouldn't hesitate much to throw them in myself.

I'd probably get away with it, alligator bros would take care of most evidence for me. Water would clean up/hide the rest.

>>715433989
lotta animal lovers ITT. Who knew?

>>715424934
Needs bongos for the soundtrack.