dubs decides what i say

I'll rape your grandma's dead body if you don't stuck my shoulders

get in this thread people

Bear my child you dumb slut.

also 9/11 was a inside job fuck my anus please.

>>715391421
So you cumming or what, i mean coming. Sorry, i need a bj, i mean auto correct

>>715393311
awaiting response

op here btw

>>715393746
Lol she kill?

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>>715393807
op here, i dunno, just in case i will find someone else

other girl i know from a game, pretty chill i think

>not realizing both sides of the conversation know what's going on

>>715394113
So im here naked trying to find my towel, but my dog is checking me out. Wtf do i do?

>>715394113
Spit or swallow? After her response then say oh sorry i meant mouthwash, do you spit it or swallow. This is awkward...

>>715394399
Lol better do this op

>>715394399
anyone can suck penis but nobody can pee suckness.

Come on op, make it alittle harder for us to find your skype, oh yeah "chase.goguen"

Guess op was trolling

>>715394808
op here awaiting response, but hey man im open to new friends

>>715394113
It is my understanding that the Negro man is, in fact inferior while an aryan like me deserves to gift you with my seed

>>715394882
I don't need friends, i've got my left hand

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hey i think im gay.. would you help know for sure?

>>715395089
Kek

Im sorry im bored, what you wanna do

hey, I know this is kind of weird but i never saw tits before. So I was just wondering if you can send me a pic of your tits?? it would really mean the world to me, and I would love you for doing so

>>715395089
Ask me anything, ill answer. 20 questions, go!

>>715395383
Wonder what swallowing cum depends on, lol but post the questions before responding for this >>715395344

>>715395383
nah jk.. i meant cum. like.. mine specifically. mind givin me that good suckin?

>>715395541
reroll

>>715395383

mind givin the ol willy a suckaroo?

>>715395631
Does dubs answer? Or you posting your age? Eitehr way post age

>>715395631
wow.. youre asking me too many questions. stop being clingy

>>715395631
will you tell me if my penis is small?

>>715395631
19 and hung like a 20 year old

>>715395879
Roll

>>715395879
Reroll

>>715395879
roll dis

>>715395631
wanna see why all of my exes say i put the ick in dick?

>>715395879
Kek this

>>715395718
reroll

>>715395879
Op here do this

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>>715395757
ill post my age so kinda post stuff that would make sense for a 19 year old, also other girl is talking

>>715395089
HOLY FUCKING AUTISM
jesus christ you radiate with autismo
women can smell this
try to level out
IS YOUR LAST CHANCE

>>715395798
rawl

>>715396043
Im too old, whats o.o mean

>>715396043
send me feet pics

>>715396116
its slang for lets do anal

>>715396043
Im 19, my penis is jard because of hormones, me need sex. Like that op?

>>715396043
can i cum on your face? its for a study im doing

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>>715395383
>Mouthwash
>Depends
YOU FUCKING WHAT, WOMAN?

>>715396173
Lol no its not, seriouslynwhats o.o

>>715395718
roll

>>715395718
one more

>>715396116
Nigga it's a face. Eyes and a mouth.

>>715396274
Lol i know i was thinking the same

COME ON PEOPLE,

OP HERE ROLL SOME DUBS

>>715396373
Whats it mean.

>>715396283
Its surprised face.

>>715396043
So you down for some DP?

>>715396043
hey can i show you my dick real fast? i just want to know if you think this looks infected..

>>715396283
Code for i wanna facial

rawr xD lets cut ourselves togheter

>>715396043
My nipples hurt when i get a boner

>>715396437
So, are you autistic, or what?
If you can't interpret facial expressions, I'm supremely sorry for the entire level of depth of communication that you're missing.

>>715396574
roll

>>715396043
So i was fapping like 20 minutes ago and accidently shot my face:(

>>715396394
Fuck off you attention whore

>>715396574
reroll

>>715396633
Winrar

>>715396437
youre either autistic or over 35. o.o is a surprised face.

>>715396633
thar she blows

>>715396393
She either REALLY wants the D or was just playing the straight man and rolling with it. Can't tell.

>>715396698
36, i said i was old. Lrn to read

>>715396633
winner
winner
winner
winner
winner
>winner

>>715391421
OP is the most cringe beta faggot I've seen on 4chan in a LONG time

>>715396633
shes kinda slow to respond, let me know which girl to send what okay guys

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>>715397151
woops forgot image

>>715396917
if it makes you feel any better, I'm 24 and I didn't get it either.

>>715397198
Send taht to the other chick, this one is boring

>>715397198
I'm so high right now and this is like the funniest shit I've seen in my life.

>>715395202
I'll make sure you are when I'm done with you faggot.

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>>715397330

>>715397330
What she say

>>715397299
Least i wasnt the only one lol

>>715397634
Fapping means cleaning my 9mm pistol, i forgot to unload it and im bleedimg, help!

>>715397634
dunno, thought maybe telling you this would intrest you in sending me nudes ;)

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>>715397811

>>715398078
WAIT, THIS ISN'T REAL LIFE? SHIT, SEND HELP! I'M TRAPPED IN THE MATRIX!

>>715398078
Come over then

>>715398078
Ill give you my number to text thm to, k?

>>715398078
Assert dominance

>>715398711
?

>>715398078
Send her this: XddddddddDDDDDDddDDDDD niggers

>>715398711
Send nudes and I might go easy when I'm punishing you up against the wall.

>>715399008
Ok

hitler did nothing wrong

>>715400277
Fuck you, dont mock me you cunt. Oh your so high and mighty, but you and i both know your a whore for your bf. You gobble his cum up like feed on a pig farm. Get the fuck out of my face bitch. Your no better then a 5 cent hooker

>>715400571
Thus

>>715400611
Oh shit, bout to get good

>>715400611
>>715400571
fuck, this is gonna ruin the convo but dubs have spoken and OP must deliver.

Tell, her you want to be her husband.

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>>715400571
>>715400611
>>715400822
>>715401053

>>715400571
Roll

>>715401299
O shit

>>715401299
top kek anon

>>715401299
Oh snap

>>715401299
You dun goofed

>>715401747
say i fucked my neigbors dog in the ass

>>715401747
Oh my apologies. Im just in a bad mood, im sorry. My dog died yesterday and its tough....

>>715401883
this

>>715401905
Only way to save it, get som sympathy

>>715401905
This

>>715401747
They see me rolling

>>715401883
roll

>>715401905
This.

>>715401905
Do it

>>715401883
re roll

>>715401747
and
>>715401747

>>715401905
Please?

>>715402143
re roll

>>715401905
Save it op

>>715401905
Last roll

>>715402143
rolling for this

>>715402299
oh yes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.

>>715402299
double dubs, op must deliver

>>715402347
i dont understand what am i saying?

>>715402435
Forget that shit, send this >>715401905

>>715402299

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>>715402514

Someone screen shot this and put me in the screenie, god speed OP you holy keksmus son of a bitch.

>>715402975
Somene stop copying (V) and Pasting (C) this bullshit every time a thread goes get!!!

Someone screen shot this and put me in the screenie, god speed OP you holy keksmus son of a bitch.

Send her a picture of your left testicle

Just send dick

This bridge is gonna get burned so you can entertain b for an hour or what ever. Hope it was worth it retard.

>>715404545


can you hug my dick with your mouth?

>>715404545
I fucked his body while he was flattened by cars lol I love dog ass

>>715404842
ROLLLLIIIIINNGGGG

>>715404842
kek roll

>>715404545
Thanks for the sympathy, he took my anal virginity but now I have no one to play with, how's your dog?

>>715404842
rolling

>>715404855
FUCKING KEK

Mooooommyyuu

>>715391421
YA GOT GAMES ON YA PHONE?

>>715405040
Roll

>>715405081
Re

>>715405106
Rere

>>715405145
Rerere

>>715404855
Win

>>715405169
Rererere

>>715405169
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>715404855
Oh God no

>>715405200
Ayyylmao

>>715405367

BUt you know what I love more than dog ass?

Your ass! Now show me what I'm going to clap.

>>715405498
ROLLL ROLL ROOLLLING

>>715405367
op here, cant stop laughin fuckin kek

>>715405367
So you have dogs can I borrow one Of them

>>715405498
rollo

>>715405532
RAWLLING

>>715405609
ROLLing

>>715405609
Roll this

>>715404855
I fucking love /b/

>>715405677
*barks internally*

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>>715405677

>>715405609
This m8t lol

I only need one dog with working ass for night of explosive fun will u help

>>715405916
Roll

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I think she may be kill

>>715406059
Ay bitch. I don't care about you. I'm telling a bunch of virgins to tell me what to say to you. They're sad