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what makes you happy anon?

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what makes you happy anon?
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breaking the law
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>>715390339
nothing. if souls exist..i lost mine about a year ago.
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weed at least that doesnt bitch like women such a waste of my time. WEED is life sex is a waste stupid people think sex is everything feels good but when you nut it doesnt last hours so yall morons smoke WEED
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>>715390879
how did you lose it?
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>>715390879
You too ?
It's really lonely isn't it ?
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>>715391427
>>715390879
bump for interest


i usually get happy when i get the feeling of being loved and physicly contact (hugging, cuddle, kissing,...) sadly i didnt had that since long
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>>715390911
this
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Taking little children, preferably toddlers, stripping them naked and flailing them with an acid drenched barbed wire while spitting at them with salt all the while making their parents watch and jacking off to the wailing screams of misery as they watch their babies get brutally destroyed and not being able to do anything about it.
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>>715391830
what bited u anon jezz
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>>715391926
I just hate babies. All there is to it. But I hate them with deep and relented passion, I wish I could dig a massive pit and chuck all the babies of the world in there and just fucking blend with with a Eiffel Tower sized blade just to heir their wailing screams as their corpses get mangled and destroyed. Preferably while parents watch. I love hearing the screams of despair, its exhilarating.
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>>715390339
Dreams.
Narcotics.
Stimulants.
Running, which I would be doing now, except shin splints hurt like a bitch.
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>>715392244
id love to see a picture of you, i bet u are beta
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>>715390339
Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.
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Nothing anymore. Video games used to be fun. Motorcycling used to be fun. Now I quit every game within a couple minutes or just get mad at fucktards and quit. I haven't touched my ducati in months.

Now I basically just exist to exist. I'm 23, no job, live in basement. I just drink and get high and wait for each day to end. I don't know what I'm living for - Nothing, really.

Killing myself would hurt my parents too much. They might understand, but I don't want to do that to them.
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>>715390911
Use more commas please dude.

What makes me happy is being a Grammar Nazi
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>>715390879
bro do you know www.bisaboard.de
we love bulbasaur
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>>715391830

a glimpse of old /b/
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>>715390339
i dont know. It feels good when a girls looks at me tough.
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>>715393025

You sound like me.
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>>715393025
You sound like me, except my parents are split up.

I've spent the last 5 years dedicated to my career. I've only realised in the last couple of weeks that none of my colleagues respect me.

My entire life now is just work, and nothing else.
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>>715393025
too real
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>>715393832

You also sound like me. Sucks for you man
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hearing about your miserable lifes makes me pretty happy ^.^
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Jack Daniels
ketamine
Mad Max: Fury Road

thats about it
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>>715393025
Are you me ?
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>>715390339
Happiness is overrated
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>>715394048
weed
wine
bupropion
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Drugs and whores
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>>715391830
>so edgy
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>>715394024
Yep. I was always told when I was young that working hard and getting a great job and lots of money was the most important thing. Now I've got all that, I wish I'd just played sports or screwed around with girls.
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>>715393025
Get a fucking job and buy yourself shit. If your job is why you hate life get a better one.
I have never worked an office job in my entire life, everything I've ever done has involved equipment I love, dangerous chemicals, animals, machinery or science in some fashion. Escape your office or escape your room, life is waiting.
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>>715394143
thats just wrong
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Hapiness.
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>>715394499
Well, sometimes you gotta be sad to appreciate what you have
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>>715394435
What job? Nobody ever responds to me. I get bought everything I could ever want so money isn't an issue. I have $30k in vehicles and a several thousand dollar gaming PC with ultrawide monitors all without having worked a day in my life.

i also want to see what cool space discoveries we make, that and hoping to go to space someday keeps me alive.
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>>715390911
>spot the guy who can't get pussy
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>>715390339
alcohol
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>>715392452
Wow, teach me master, you can judge people by a picture!
Filthy degenerated newfag, go crawl into the reddit cave you came out of.

>>715393556
Yes, those were some fun days.
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>>715393025
Just my story except, im 21 and im in college but duuno how long cuz i almost don't study.Just count down days to be finally death,to be finally happy.
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>>715393025
don't give up anon, though i'm not the best one to tell you since I'm waiting for death as well.
>have gf, job and university chores but still want to die because it feels hopeless and empty
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>>715396350
im fairly close at this point

im being pressured to get a job and im like yeah nah

id rather die than wageslave
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Probably only my best friends wife
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>>715394297

Yeah. I get that. I'm slowly derailing into a postmodern hedonist. Working on a career half of my life, only to find myself fucking mentally unstable bitches and doing drugs. Not before long I quit my job to become either a complete bum or the new messias, or both
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>>715390339

o crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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>>715395544
Checkd and agreed. Drink at least one of these a night
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the death of globalists i have to hear about, and this
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>>715394603
youre right, sometimes
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raping kikes
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>>715398368
whats a kike? a soccer player?
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>>715390911
dude weed lmao
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>>715394862
That's why you are miserable.
Happiness comes from fulfilment. When you get shit handed to you, you don't get to experience the real happiness.
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>>715390339
Worldbuilding, hanging out with my IRL friends, drawing, vidya

and you fuckers
stay strong /b/, we're all bastards together
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>>715399101
Not him, but I disagree. It does at first. But when you work hard and get money and buy the things, they're still just things.

It's the social stuff that brings true happiness. If I could trade all my material worth for that, I would.
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>>715398368
that escalated quickly
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>>715390339
Ignoring these posts.
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>>715397581
christ alive you faggots are the worst

/pol/ is quite literally the new furry
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>>715391830
ahhh yeah
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>>715391830
>>715392244

>CRAWLING IN MY
>CRAWL
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The exploration of the universe and the thought of intelligent intelligent species. And it makes me sad I probably won't be around to see it
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>>715393025
Depression will fuck a guy up. The answer ain't here dude

do a chan cleanse, come up with a plan of action

find a little discipline and isolate exactly what goal you have fallen off track from
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>>715399585
it brings me back to being like 15 here in 2007

i mean nowadays it just feels kinda trite but eh
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>>715399274
You can, its called liquify all your assets and move to a happy country like sweden or denmark norway etc.
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>>715390339
Nothing anymore
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>>715393025
yap, just like me. We're not alone.
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>>715399974
all you see on /b/ nowdays is meaningless shitposting

like god tier shitposting

>waifu claiming thread
> FB fap thread

the furries have been here forever so they get a pass
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>>715399694
i wish i could cryogenically freeze myself like fry

or upload my consciousness to a robot body or computer or something
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>>715400300
Transhumanist party
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>>715400079
I wish it were that simple. The fact is, I spent so much of my time and energy getting to where I am, I neglected my social skills. I have no game, I don't make friends easily.

Even if I liquidated everything I own, it wouldn't make up the missing parts.
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>>715400079

Haha, falling for the old 'northern europe is heaven' myth

i think you really need to readjust your views of scandinavia as it's rapidly turning into New Afghanimaroccostan
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>>715390339
Dùnwù zhī qián kǎnchái tiāo shuǐ,
Dùnwù zhī hòu kǎnchái tiāo shuǐ.
–Wú Lì
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>>715390339
Inhalants.

Until i feel my liver swell and get afraid of my worthless and miserable life ending in a painful way, so I chicken out and stop doing them for some time.
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>>715400285
it's not even good shitposting like [s4s], it's just the utter fucking dearth of content

i was bored at work and i came up with a plan of action for fixing /b/ if i owned 4chan, that's how sad i've become over the current status
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>>715400740
inhalants are so goddamn trashy

>>715400600
it's not awful but its not great

and its about to go downhill real, real quick
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>>715400740
wtf are those?
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>>715400921
i know, but i kinda like the hallucinations
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Alcohol, blowjobs, good food, and video games.
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>>715400969
anything that fucks up your oxygen circulation.

my choice is computer duster. $2 a can, last for a while, can get you pretty high few times.
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>>715401278
how do you do it?
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Oxycodone, Vaping (ecig), Video Games, Dip.
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>>715401409
are you dumb? just inhale the shit out of it. Simple as that.

It's crazy, but it can form some kind of dependence, so use at your own risk.
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>>715390339
receiving dollar coins when I go to the market
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>>715400285
true
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>>715390339
making people upset in multiplayer games (f.ex. overwatch, dota)
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Art, naked ladies, and Super Smash Bros Project M
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>>715390339
When I have all the things I need to cook a nice meal, a good bottle of red wine, some weed and a blowjob.

Aaaaaand leftist tears.
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>>715390339
What makes me happy is fabric burns on my cock, of course...

Seriously, why the fuck do people do this?
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