How do i get my best friend to fuck me shes so fucking hot.

Uhhh try telling her she's attractive you'd like to spend a night with her and see what she says. If she's into you at all she'll be down for a date, if not you're looking at jail time to tap it... not really that fucking hard. I'm an averaging looking guy and average in every way but because I actually talk to chicks I have 4 or 5 begging me to fuck them. And if I was single I would.

>>715379636
more advice wise one, i am above average and very open

Got more????
Also get more suggestive with your conversations

You wont. Best friend, you say? = been friend zoned for a while, but to blind to see it.

>>715379394
just go for it you cuck, you'll never find love or sex if you have to ask 4chan how to get someone

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>>715380388
you can always get a one time thing but it shall be a difficult road for me but so very worth it

>>715379394
Well, there's rape...

>>715379394
This bitch is so stupid. What's she doing with her fucking hand? She's not even holding anything. She looks genuinely retarded.

>>715380662
shut the fuck up fag you arent funny

>>715380623
keep posting op she's so hot, you have kik?

shes a bit slutty always needs a bf but noooo im right here but nothing.

>>715380854
hell she might aswell be coming right out and tellin ya she wants ya bud, she's obviously hinting that she likes you

>>715380623
You really want to get this girl? Spend a lot of time with her, pull out your best cards, be funny be manly be brave but don't ask her for anything. Don't make it seem liek you're trying to get in her pants. Just be the best version of yourself when you're around her. If she doesn't show any signs of interest, Go make friends with another girl and show her what she's about to miss out on.

Works every time.

Usually girls just go with you without you having to make them jealous but some girls take a little more manipulation to get to.

She's hot as fuck, but if you're friends with her it probably won't happen. Post more photos of this broad though... The only way it will happen if she gets really drunk because I've been friends with hot chicks but most of the time you're just viewed as a hapless friend that they don't want to fuck. But i did get to fuck one of my friends after about a year of being friend zoned when she got really wasted and I had to drive her home and then she told me to stay.

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here is her friend

>>715379394
bump thread with pics

>>715379394
Tell her you two should have sex.
Like literally.
I'm looking at this picture, and I'm telling you that will cut it.
Don't fucking pile on some pretend romance and a weird hovering creeper vibe. She's gonna figure you're just trying to buy her pussy, and you're the kind of guy who reads way too fucking much into it and is going to freak out when she doesn't change her facebook status to engaged.

>>715381531
good shit, moar

>>715381531
Tell your friend she lives in my porn folder now yeah boy

>>715381140
Don't do this.
She's gonna think either she's ugly or you're gay.
First she's gonna take hits to her self-esteem for a while, then comes the gay conclusion after every shot at making you take initiative has failed.

Just be fucking straight with her. She looks slutty enough. You want to fuck her, that's all there is to it, don't try to sugarcoat it. And that's fine, friends have casual sex.

>>715381531
>>715380623
how old are they?

>>715381140
this

Women(people in general, but especially women) want what they can't have. That's why Beta Orbiters never get pussy. Because they give every part of themselves 100% no risk included. She knows she has him wrapped around her finger and he'll do anything she wants no matter what without her ever having to give back anything meaningful.

-Demonsrate your value/good qualities to create interest
-Become scarce, make yourself unavailable/therefore more valuable.
-Wait for her to cave and stop playing games.
-Get her to do whatever you want while she feels like she needs you.

>>715379394
Dont be goofy
Use a roofie

>>715381791
this

>>715379636
They're begging you because you have a gf, they can be like that.

>>715379636
>>715379953
nope, dont do this, this isnt how girls work

be a dick to her and then be nice to her, rinse and repeat. First you must let her see you flirting with other girls though

>>715379394
Ask her.

>>715379394

If she is your best friend then you have been friend zoned for far too long and she only views you as the "Brother". Move on unless your happy fucking her 15 years from now when she realize how good a guy you are LUL

>>715381832
>show her you're not interested
>anticipate complicated "games"
>wait it out until you expect HER to man up and take charge

Goddamn dude. Just put on some Barry White, get her blotto and take her.

>>715381791
No, see that would work if they were "new" to one another. OP already fucked up by putting himself in the friend zone.

The point of this isn't to hurt her self esteem, but to get her to question it. You got to get her thinking "damn i'm about to miss a great opportunity with this guy, i had better stop playing around and get serious" "maybe he wont always be there" "maybe some other girl will take him from me"

If it was some girl that he just met then being straightforward would be the best approach. but now we're undoing damage he's caused.

>>715382054
dont

>>715379394
get drunk with her. the best is if its just u two and maybe another girl or two but try to be the only good looking guy around but get her drunk or high or both. while u r doin this flirt with her and maybe some of the other girls but really flirt with her. worked for me

>>715382354
dont fucking rape her you cuck, that'll fuck with her head and you will never be able to hit again, especially if you end up in a jail cell

>>715382198
OP can change the dynamic anytime by just doing it.

You're not going to get her to question her self-esteem. Stop it with the Cruel Intentions shit. You're not the fucking Machiavelli of pussy. At any given time she has 15 creepers hovering on her Facebook "demonstrating their value" in hopes that she'll save them the anxiety of starting the exchange, and just ripping out their dicks and raping them.

Meanwhile she knows goddamn well they just want pussy, and the fact that they practically try to tie a wedding ring to it makes it seem all the more fake and makes them seem like unstable people (which they are, they will freak the fuck out if she's not exclusive with them)

You know who she's fucking at the same time? The people who don't bullshit and just act on their shared attraction for fun, and are just friends otherwise. The guys who have her stay over for the weekend for a fun time, occasionally laugh with her when she vents about guys like you when you get particularly creepy, and otherwise mind their own business.

I recommend being more attractive and richer. That seems to do the trick.

keep bumping with pics

>>715379394
You don't. If she wanted to fuck you, you'd be her boyfriend by now.

>>715381981
>this

Very, very simple. Next time you hang out, just be like "so why haven't we fucked yet?". She'll laugh it off, then be like "no, seriously, we should totally fuck". As long as you aren't creepy about it and keep the tone light and fun, you're good. You can almost just "jokingly" escalate until you're actually there.

>>715382546
But anon. I get girls like this all the time. So, I don't know what your point is. You seem very angry.

>>715383894
You don't get girls like this, you get girls despite this.
You're putting an unhealthy amount of thought into this when to most people this is just an itch they gotta scratch.
But because you have low self-esteem you have to come up with gimmicks and can't see her being into you in a sexual way until you have her locked down somehow, so you talk yourself into this grand scheme to start a "relationship."
She's gonna see this coming a mile away and be gurgling two guys' dicks a week in the meantime, who are just fwb's and cool with that.

>>715384129
>so you talk yourself into this grand scheme to start a "relationship."
Or rather you think this is some sort of ritualistic prerequisite for her putting out for you. Though it's mostly a cover to shift the initiative to her because you're too insecure to take it, hence you never being straight with her.

>>715379394
treat women who are whores like they are classy if you want a girlfriend.
treat women who are classy like they are whores if you want quality pussy.

Treat whores like whores for easy pussy.

Never treat classy girls like they're classy or get friendzoned.

Classy:
Make dirty jokes around classy women. Always bring the conversation to sexual topics.
By doing so, you are feeling around the edges. Eventually, this would lead to fucking as she opens up with you and realizes that you want her. Classy women want to be wanted and treated like fuck sluts.

Whore:
Always talk shit to guys who talk to dirty in front of her. like you are protecting her from their classlessness.
Always be super respectful and never talk about sex. (because she is a whore, all the guys around her do this)
Treat her like a little sister who you are disinterested in fucking.
Her deep down longing for a real man who loves her will make her feel youre the one and she will fuck you.

How to determine a whore from a classy girl:

>>Try the first steps of each position and see her reaction.

If you are protective of her and treat her with respect and you can see she isn't really feeling that vibe, quickly realize she is a whore and shift to whore gameplan immediately.

If you tell a few dirty jokes around her and she doesn't like it or starts to act towards you like she thinks you have no class, she is a whore who doesn't want to reveal she is a whore who is pretending she is classy. Switch to classy girl gameplan if you want a girlfriend, but you could still push whore gameplan on her in this situation to just get laid.

If she truly respects herself and you know from her past she is genuinely classy, implement whore gameplan to get laid. this will often to lead a classy girl to want a relationship with you as long as you always act like you dont want one.

Never, under any circumstances, go classy gameplan on genuinely classy girl. You will be friendzoned

>>715384129
>>715384129
Nah. This is for when they don't notice you, like OP because he's friend zoned. it's not general advice you fuck-wit.

You seem to be putting women on some all knowing straightforeward thinking pedistal, They're confused and uncertain just like everyone else. You can take advantage of that if you're not a pussy.

If you have two guys with pretty much the same qualities that a girl can't decide between them. She'll choose the one she feels a stronger pull towards. You have to know how to create that pull if it' not already there.

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>>715384681
dis is how u git gud

>>715379394
>friend
>fuck

Pick one.

If she is actually your friend, you are already in the friendzone and will never fuck her.

***YOU CAN ONLY DO THIS IF YOURE HOT***

warning over

bend her over anything and slip her pants off, take your cock and fuck her right there and then without saying a word.

It should work 100% of the time but only if you can pull it off.

Women loved it with me and they seem to like the surprise.

>>715386008
Yeah, just stick your penis in an lubricated vagina. Cos that'll work...

>>715386334
you noob
youre supposed to spit on your hand/dick and lube her pussy while youre at it

ofc youre a splerg and wouldnt know how to do this

>>715381981
this. distance from her a bit, play with her.

Since I'm not her friend, and I'm straight to the point, how about I fuck her for you and send you the video?

>>715386334
lol a vagina automatically lubricates when a penis touches it, it's fine

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>>715380974
you are fucking retarded. obviously OP is her beta nu-male cuckboi. She will use him for everything but sex. thats where chad thundercock aka me comes in.

>>715381487
>those dirty ass socks

Man, kids are fucking disgusting

>>715386913
Foreplay gets that tunnel soaking. I tease the girl until she's literally grabbing my dick and shoving it in.

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>>715387148
I'm gonna pay you 100 dollars to fuck off.

You're so friend zoned.
If shes a slut that needs a bf all the time then it should be easy.

Whip it out and point. Its risky but 60% of the time. It works all the time

>>715381500
this

Chick looks like she's one of those "sexually liberated" types. Just casually ask one day that you two should have sex, be serious about it, but not needy as fuk. If she says no or "I don't know" then just switch topic like you don't care. It's nothing. It's just fucking and it shouldn't affect anything.

>>715386008
>if you want to fuck her, you will have to fuck her
>it will work 100% of the time, if it works

Thanks for the PROTIP

>>715381140
>>715381140
It makes sense to me

>>715380662
>>715380829
i kek'd

>>715387819
Third this motion. All in favor say "aye".

>>715379394
Step 1. Get her alone

Step 2. Get her drunk

Step 3. Put on porn by "accident" both laugh about it. Don't turn it off and watch the sexual tension build.

Step 4. Make your move pussy

>>715387481
Ask? All that needs to happen is a Netflix session and a couple drinks. Or even no drinks. Asking for sex is the most beta thing ever. And I'm not talking about rape, I'm saying, if she wants it at all, she'll be giving signs. Start with cuddling. Girls love that, then move to kissing, then the more intense each step gets, you will find yourself pulling down her panties around her ankles and sliding your way into her gopher cave.

>>715387148
fuck off bobandy

>>715379394
stop being best friends, wait a while like a year or two and hit her up. no girl willingly wants to ruin a good friendship

>>715388888
HOLY FUCK

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>>715388888
oh shit

>>715379636
>you're looking at jail time to tap that
Underrated post

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>>715388888
weewo

Step 1. Open photo of grill

Step 5. Put your meat snake in your hand

Step 3. Strangle meat snake til it puke

Step. 3 u fukd grill, congrats OP

>>715388888
Fucking checked

>>715384786
There is no such thing as a friendzone. That's part of the aspie manifesto for human relationships.

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>>715384681
tl;dr anon doesnt know how to talk to girls, does not fuck classy women or sluts, and has time to write this all out

>/thread

>>715389494
The only reason that you're lonely is 'cause you're fat and gay

>>715388789
>Asking for sex is the most beta thing ever
No, pussyfooting around the point hoping that SHE will bring it up is what's fucking you up.
You both have needs. Tell her you're going to answer hers and fill yours.

>>715381981
>Cringy hookup advice from 300 BC