What's Your Excuse for Not Having a GF?

>>715378715

more of that bitch

>>715378715
Intimacy issues

>>715378715
my wife would disapprove

bad at top lane

Nonexistent self-esteem, anxiety and weaponized autism
>only ever had one female friend
>that was back in primary school
>she was a tomboy

Im retarded

>>715378858

beta as fuck

i don't want my heart broken

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Gay

Fucking twitch loser fag move out of your moms house and get a job you lazy nigger!

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>>715378818

>>715378715
last one ran away from me pregnant ... still afraid that it happens again and I have to pay for a second child. And she was a cunt ... lost all faith in women

i have one

>>715378715
Because I already have a wife.

>>715379477

go on

>>715379613
so what?

>>715378715
asexual. I don't find sex that pleasing, and its hard to keep a relationship going without it.

I don't go out.

I have a job, I have money but I just don't like to go out, in bar, club etc... this fuckin sucks so I guess that's why.

>>715379793
I already get along with her just fine. Only married 7 months, and still in the honeymoon phase. So I get plenty of sex, and don't want or need two whiny bitches hanging around all the time.

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Zero confidence, super busy, not much social life because of busy, pretty depressed.

Other than that, no legitimate reason. Pretty good with conversation, pretty good looking, big dick.

Just never get out and meet women really. I'm not very good at it though and I'm boarder line retarded on picking up when someone is flirting with me until it's way too late.

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my hand would get jealous

>>715378944
underrated post

>>715379138
>can't do small talk for the life of me
>neither find myself interested enough to be talked about nor find myself interested in other people
>always avoid eye contact with everyone
>hate going to clubs even when drunk
etc.

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>>715380507
me too!

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>>715379138
>weaponized autism
Yikes.

>>715378858
Beta cuck

>>715378715
Lol when Dyrus the permastoned sounding league player has a hotter gf than you

>>715378715
I don't have time to deal with them. I don't even know any females except for my mom.

>>715379971
>I already get along with her just fine
>don't want or need two whiny bitches hanging around all the time

Oh so the wife is whiny and you don't get along fine?

>>715380507
>ugly, weak chin, large nose and lips, pale, blonde
>don't know how to dress myself
>just buy what looks comfortable and pick out clothes at random
>don't know how to get a good haircut and maintain it
>really insecure about my posture, face and hair actually

>>715380867

he probably have lots of money that's why

>>715378715
Too ugly for one

She won't agree to it. But she'll eventually crack if I just keep her in the basement a little longer.

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>>715378818
>>715378715

This is dyrus's GF. She streams too

I don't really try i guess...maybe if i tried i'd be able to. There are plenty of beautiful girls in the world with low self esteem.

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>>715381329
>>715378818
>>715378715

>>715378715
I prefer my GFs to have dicks

>>715380507
>hate going to clubs even when drunk
Anon this is basically me we should have gay sex

>>715378715
I'm a worthless piece of shit

>>715378715
My wife would kill me

>>715378715
Gayness.

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>>715381706
That's called being gay anon. It's not overly uncommon, sooooo that's no excuse.

>>715378715
I'm unlovable on a romantic level

>>715382053
That's gay

>>715382080
What does that even mean

>>715382110
It is? Fuck.

>>715382080
I love you

>>715378715
I have a wife

>>715382196
Thanks dad

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>>715378715
I tried to keep a GF but then wife found out and she was fucking PISSED!!!

Now I just spend my money on guns instead of GF

>>715381329
Moar without the hands?

Excuse? No. Reasons? Yes.

They whine too much.
They always want to know where you are, what you're doing, telling you they want to spend time with you.
They cost too much.
They're mostly co-dependent.
They lie.
They use you for whatever.

I am pushing 40. I already have 2 awesome kids. I have 3 or 4 girls I fuck, on the pretty regular. I don't need some stupid gf or whatever to define me. I come and go as I please. I hang out with my dog.

>put your gf in a trunk for a day. put your dog in a trunk for a day. which one will be happy to see you when you open the trunk?

>>715382154
I mean like sure my immediate family loves me, but relationship-wise I'm insecure to a fault, addicted to sexual satisfaction, manipulative to the point that I'm unaware of it. I'm lazy and my habits aren't viewed as normal, 4chan, loli, etc. Not to mention that all of my talents aren't marketable for steady income. Plus not many women find me attractive, and the ones that do are always crazy

>>715378715
nice, good for dyrus

>>715378715
Having GF pros: sex

Having GF cons: stress, less money, having to do shit you don't want to do, having a stupid baby, she can literally ruin your life by accusing you of a number of things, she can cheat on you, she can send you into a depressive spiral ending with you in a tub with a bag over your head, and on and on

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> tfw I have a gf

pic related

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autism
ugly af
i dont like ugly girls
if gf she needs to look like pic related
=
forever alone u///u

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I do OP. Shes pretty cool..cooks for me all the time, buys me nice stuff and family likes her. Dont think it will work out in the long run but its been a bretty good year. Heres a pic.

>>715378944
Kek

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>be Yuropoor
>move to Murrika
>get pussy simply because I have an accent

I'm 30. The reason why I just hook up and don't seriously date them is because most girls at my age are looking for marriage and kids. That's basically most relationships at 30.

If I find a girl who won't pressure the whole marriage and kids issue and I really like her, sure - I'll date her. Until then, pump 'em and dump 'em.

I'm gay.

>>715378715
moving to CO in a few months

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I can barely keep myself entertained, and all women want is attention. Plus I hate texting nowadays.

>>715378715

I dumped her to bang a milf without feeling guilty about cheating.

The worst part is we still have a lease together, lol.

>>715383069
>weak af

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>>715383386

Forgot to mention, most of the bitches I fuck are fat because they're really easy and they take it up the ass.

Don't wanna date a fattie tho.

>>715383539
>obviously never dated a cunt before

>>715378715
I dont like people. I'd like a girlfriend, someone to share my life with, but I don't like the whole process, cause when I meet a girl, I view her as a person:

Which I hate.

Girls = problems and money

i'd rather spend my money on useful stuff for me, weed and partying with my friends and not having to worry about getting cucked behind my back

>>715378715
>more of that bitch
im a loser?

Ya'll are fucking beta's, using shitty excuses as to why you don't have a gf when in reality you're all depressed, ugly, anti-social faggots.

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>>715378715

>>715383773
girls = you can't get

face the truth, if the opportunity arose you'd take it

>>715383966

Nothing wrong with being single in between relationships man. At least I can fuck around and actually do whatever I want.

>>715384174
I'm referring to the people who say they don't want a girlfriend, yet don't even fuck casually. Nothing wrong with the casual inbetweeners.

>>715384289
That's actually tougher for me than getting a gf.

>>715384378
Use Tinder. I put the shittiest pics of myself, put my bio to "I like blowy joeys and chicken tendies" and still get matches.

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>>715378715
Its hard to find a girl thats no slut

>>715384525
>Facebook required

no thanks

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>>715384055
i feel like this is the same person > >>715383966

are you saying that every girl you've met hasn't been difficult or boring or self absorbed or bitchy or so basic you physically cringe? fuck you man, you try to make yourself seem like you're above us but i definitely know you've had your equal share of shit experiences and you just want to feel better about yourself. i sincerely hope you kill yourself. i try to keep negative energy out of my life and it seems that girls are a big part of that.

>>715384525
I just didn't want it connected to my facebook, is there another way?

>>715380856
having a happy marriage is beta now?

>>715378715
Fucking escorts is more fun.

i am ugly

>>715384715
yes. you are beta. ask your bull

>>715384715
are you really replying to obvious b8
it is not the shitposters that ruin things, it's the people who reply

>>715384653
>>715384713
It doesn't show anything on your facebook. I've made 3 fake ones. Takes 10 minutes to set it all up. I have one on my real facebook too.

>>715384773
I'm not the guy who said that. I'm a college student at the age of 20, not planning to marry for a while. Just asked if getting married and being loyal to your partner, no matter the gender, is being beta?

>>715378715
Because, none of em is loyal, I expect loyalty, I'm gonna be single for a loong time

>>715378715
>penor

>>715384939
as 14yo horny teen, yes.

>>715383331
Wrong thread then, bub

>>715383687
Try viewing her as more of an objective then and see if you can convince yourself to chance her rather than be her friend

>>715384939
lol, ignore the sluts here. you are cool

>>715384908
intredasting

>>715383994
Truth

Feels bad

>>715384759
OP here, isn't there higher std risk?

>>715379170
This.

>>715379278
Also ordinarily retarded, but tricked to think that sex is a must.

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>>715383244
Only anon with any sense in this thread! respect.

I'm afraid that if I try and pick up chicks at my college for example, or bars near where I live, and fail or come off s creepy. I would be labeled that forever.
There are some girls that I would love to consider at my college but that fear stops me.

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Because Im a limp dicked pussy.

>Middle of shift
>Female Coworker approaches
>"Hey anon, a freind of mine said you look pretty cute."
"Oh, haha thats very nice"
Flip her a pic related
>walk out on work shift, told boss I suddenly got a phonecall that family member
>she and I dont talk much anymore

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>>715384696
i'm saying...

YOU TOOK THE FUCKING BAIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER
also checked

>>715385209
Do t even want to be her friend though.
Like, I know I ant a girl to share my life with, but I just want to skip the part in the middle, because people tend to act dumb when they are in this stage.

>>715378715
So far been unable to find a girl with as low an opinion of herself as I have of myself. Furthermore I'm very bad at flirting, bad at conversation, and i find myself so dull and uninteresting that I bore myself within 10 seconds of opening my mouth. I have no interpersonal skills and avoid or minimise contact with other people. I'm not particularly bad looking but have next to nothing going for me. I've wasted the best years of my life drinking and being oblivious to the world, wasted any opportunities I've been given, and taken my health for granted. Now it's failing, I have nothing and nobody apart from my family. I have no hope for myself and can see nothing in the future for me. I struggle with even basic human functions apart from breathing, eating and shitting, and have pretty much resigned myself to death by 40, hopefully.

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>>715378944

Cause I'm fat and have trouble losing weight.

Oh and I still live with my Laurent who chased away my lat gf

>>715378715
Killed the last one.
Currently stalking for a new one.

>>715386363
edgy

>>715378715
Why would you even want one? What fucking good are they for? If they don't work they just end up sucking up your money. No thanks.

>>715378715
I am chubby(98kg 17%bf, i train strength for almost 2 years) and am kinda creepy. Chubby chicks treat me as subhuman trash like any other woman, i hate it

>>715378715
im overweight, ugly and antisocial.
they're not excuses but facts. just like every faggot on here.

>>715387981
>antisocial

You mean asocial you uneducated faggot

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>>715382532
why do you own two of basically the same gun?

>even if its a different upper, whats so special about the 2nd lower?

I personally don't get the whole own multiple AR thing.

>>715384939
4chan would obv hate on you because everyone here is sad and lonely. To the rest of the world getting married is generally a good thing.

No one in their right mind would care about these guys opinions unless these are the only friends they have

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>>715378715
I have no excuse, why would I make an excuse?
Blaming my crippled leg just shows lack of self esteem so I stopped making excuses.

>>715379490
Should have fought for custody. You cucked out. It means you are a worse person than your ex.

>>715378715
Mine left me

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I'm a loud mouth who makes to many jokes and rather comment on how awkward situations are really stupid and lean into awkwardness then honestly try to get to know someone.

I do get laughs, which I HIGHLY value. a good one that other people repeat makes my week, and I sure do love (you)s. I live for first posts best posts. I sit around on 4chan way to much.

It's better then never talking to people I guess, atleast i do in in real life too. I do defend people if I could make a sarcastic joke about it.

>>715381037
Fuck you. How can you fail so fucking bad. Are you parents retarded people with cerebral palsy?

>>715381962
Internet date, fools.

a lot of minorities in my town and most white girls prefer them

i also have a small white penis

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im from a poor country and acne completely destroyed my face, my face is textured like freddy krueger, to top it all off im 1.61m tall (5'3" in america) and my social skills are pretty autistic.....

chances of getting a gf = 0. even fat girls wouldnt do it

>>715382927
You are a terrible father. I hope your kids turn out bad.

Because I hate myself.

>>715388987
One for you and one for the wife.

>>715383386
You are just fucking up shit for real men. Kill yourself.

>>715378715
Unhygenic weeaboo that never leaves the house

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>>715378715
I never felt like I needed a relationship, so I never really bothered trying. Probably yet.

I just don't have friends or any other way of meeting girls tbh

Parents are too controlling and fuck up my relationships b chasing aay the girl.
Don't have the money to leave

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I just realized that all my friends meet their gfs at work... and yet everyone on the internet says not to do that